Would you be able to survive a wild dog attack on you because of your fitness?

Would you be able to survive a wild dog attack on you because of your fitness?
This lady let a dog loose and it injured 12 people before cops could put it down.
https://globalnews.ca/news/9370428/hamilton-woman-charges-letting-dog-loose-in-bar/

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I carry weapons. I'd gladly put down a pit bull.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    literally just chokehold it until it dies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I carry weapons. I'd gladly put down a pit bull.

      This works

      Like, I get how a dog could draw blood, but surely any capable human can just kick it to death right? Any good connection kick to pretty much anywhere on a dogs body is gonna cause it to fuck off right? Are people that incapable of defending themselves?

      Doesn't work. Dogs are tougher than you think. Assuming we're talking about shitbulls and larger dogs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >chokehold it
      >bites into your arm during your attempt and tears away all the flesh ripping through an artery making you bleed out in less than a minute

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Pitbulls have short necks. No way it would be able to reach your arm with its mouth. You might get scratched but that’s about it

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Have you never wrestled with a dog?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You would get your arm, face, shoulder, etc, shredded trying to headlock a pitbull.

        Literally the only plausible option is forcefeeding it your arm hand-first which will shred your arm, break your arm, dislocated your shoulder, but choke it. You might be able to pull this off like 1/1000 attempts.

        These things either go for throat, arm, or balls too.

        Have you never wrestled with a dog?

        https://i.imgur.com/bjWIgVk.jpg

        >I'm going to chokehold the thickest fire hydrant neck among dogs while the fat head attached to it is biting me and the front paws are digging out my kidneys

        It is literally one of the only recommended options when you cannot avoid conflict. Stop posting

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >recommended
          By who, pitbulls?

          Post a video of anyone ever successfully doing thing to an attacking dog.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Every video of a pitbull attack is full of retards who kick it or try to lift it off the ground. I have never seen a video where someone appropriately handles the situation

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Probably because grappling with basically an IRL Chain Chomp is a retarded idea and no one is stupid enough to try it.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                You must be a professional if you don’t agree with other professionals opinions. Please enlighten us

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Whose professional opinion am I disagreeing with? Yours? You're a professional pitbull fighter? Post a video of you using your techniques to stop a pitbull then.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry about your goldfish memory. Not even three posts ago did I say it was the only option recommended by professionals if you cannot avoid conflict. Are you that fucking slow?

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >option recommended by professionals
                Yeah exactly. What professionals? Post the professionals and their credentials and videos of them demonstrating the efficacy of their techniques. Otherwise your appeal to authority fallacy doesn't even have the boots to get out the door.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously it's going to suck and might not work, but you HAVE to grapple a dog. There's no better option. I actually own 2 pit bulls. They're nice dogs, but I play very rough with them, so I have experience play fighting with them. Once they get riled up, your only choice is to grab them and fucking hold them with your whole body. You could easily choke them out, but of course you run the risk of being bit. Whats the alternative? I can literally punch my dogs in the face as hard as I can and it wouldn't phase them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Que video of guy knocking out 3 pit bulls with a 2x4

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              /watch?v=H62MYdt9LkM

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just lean into him from above and mantain a chokehold using your full body weight. There is a video of a guy doing this and the pit was neutralized instantly

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Against a pit bull that wasn't resisting. Good luck getting into that position against a moving, attacking pit bull that's constantly whipping it's head around.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You would get your arm, face, shoulder, etc, shredded trying to headlock a pitbull.

      Literally the only plausible option is forcefeeding it your arm hand-first which will shred your arm, break your arm, dislocated your shoulder, but choke it. You might be able to pull this off like 1/1000 attempts.

      These things either go for throat, arm, or balls too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What if you jammed a thumb up it's arsehole?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm going to chokehold the thickest fire hydrant neck among dogs while the fat head attached to it is biting me and the front paws are digging out my kidneys

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Like, I get how a dog could draw blood, but surely any capable human can just kick it to death right? Any good connection kick to pretty much anywhere on a dogs body is gonna cause it to fuck off right? Are people that incapable of defending themselves?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's this weird thing were you don't want to hurt the dog but want it to stop. I think alot of people think they will get in trouble if you stomp the dogs head in.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >It's this weird thing were you don't want to hurt the dog but want it to stop.
        This. I cannot fathom beating a dog even if it's attacking me.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The thinking man lets the dog attacking others make room for his own escape.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Too many people severely underestimate just how quick a dog can fuck you up. Everyone has seen how fast a dog's can move and most people have seen them casually destroying bones or at least chew toys. Very few people connect these two ideas and apply it to an attack on a person. A large dog is going to weigh 15-30kgs, that weight is running at you, jumping and latching on to a limb at speed. It isn't as simple as being able to easily lift the dogs weight either because once it has bitten down it will begin to thrash about, turning your weak human flesh in to mince meat.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      But it's also biting a bunch of other people. Just take it down when it's got a mouthful of someone else.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If a dog actually sneaks up on you which can happen very easily and gets your calf then you're dead within 2-3 minutes from blood loss.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    you do not need any level of fitness. just pic related plus you will probably have to sacrifice one arm or a leg if you're lucky.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You don't really have to give up an arm or leg. Just strike first. They do react to pain.
      Even grizzly bears do.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, just do a muscle up on a tree branch and escape it. Muscle ups are really functional.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All you have to do is stick finger in pooper to disarm a dog.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Your own pooper or?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a 250 lb man I'd be fine against 1 dog. Kicks and hammer fists or preferably grab some kind of club. Several dogs might be a problem. Really if you're a man and you show aggression a single dog will just bark and keep its distance. Just don't turn your back on it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Trying to blunt force a pitbull isn't going to be effective unless it's with a weapon. Your frail little fleshy hands will do nothing.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Could I stop it with a knife slashing at the face? Im taking care of a pitbull all week but its mentally disabled and very timid and kind. But just in case it snaps I dont want to die

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Most people are low IQ and can't understand animal behavior. Meanwhile most of IST is autistic and can't understand human behavior. In any case animals usually make clear signs they're going to attack before they do. The pitbull stories exist because people are literally too retarded to realize a dog showing you its teeth is challenging you (HE'S SMILING HAHA) and are just generally the detritus of society (single mothers, soon to be former mothers).

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've seen so many variations on this concept and it always comes down to two groups .

    1. Sensible intelligent people who have seen dog brutality or just have enough common sense to know better.
    2. Over compensating retards who think they can beat it up or that one retard who actually said he could choke it out.(point and laugh)

    Without intellect humans are very low on the food chain, it's because we lack offensive physical characteristics. We don't have claws or sharp teeth, we have a high center of gravity, and are extremely fragile and much more susceptible to the elements.

    I saw a pit bull go after a horse once in Mexico, the horse kicked it full blast several times then stomped on it, after the horse left it just got up and walked away. A human would be dead.

    Kicks and punches would glance off the dog, and it would just need one good bite to a artery or vital point, even to those with a knife they would end up with defensive wounds or worse if they weren't properly trained.

    If a dog comes at you intending to do harm. Use a gun or blunt weapon to keep it at a distance, and keep going even if it squeals until motionless.

    Signed the guy who trains K-9 units for a living.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Ok so youre in an open field, you don’t have a weapon or blunt object, and there’s a pitbull attacking your dog. What do you do? My first instinct is putting my full body weight on it and choking it out but apparently that’s “over compensating”

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    BEORK BEORK BEORK

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is it a bad idea to fight a dog by grabbing its back legs and just swinging it into shit?

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe, I carry a ballpeen hammer inside my backpack which is woven on the outside with some strands of thick barb wire. So maybe if I see it coming, I can feed him that side of the backpack and cave in its head with the hammer.
    Its either that or jumping on higher ground or the roof of a car and doing like that guy in the video disabling some shitbulls with 2x4s.

    If its several dogs Im obviously screwed. Maybe I should invest on a hauberk, the riveted variety.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    to beat a dog you must become a velociraptor.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    No. I got attacked a dog a few years ago. I don’t think people are aware when a dog really decides to attack it is trying to kill you. It is not a joke, there’s no grey area. It is looking to kill you. Without a weapon I don’t know how I could kill it before it killed me. Best option is just to try to run. I ran across a busy street cars honking the whole thing and the dog did not follow me out, which is how I got away.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    yes, i could break its mouth by kicking it. Before you say no I can't I absolutely can. My shins are harder than yours. I could kick your shin repeatedly until it breaks because I have done things to my body with drugs that you have not.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What you need to do is take your jacket/hoodie/shirt and wrap it around your non-dominant arm and guide the dog into biting that, then start bashing it's head hard when it does

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guys realize a dogs mouth is full of insane germs right. There was one lady who died from infection of a dog bite.

    Don’t let that creature sink its teeth in you

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes just break its legs

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Pit bulls must be banned and destroyed and their owners made to financially compensate the victims and their families down several generations. Don't know how anyone can want one of these ugly killers in their home.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    One time I heard this old woman yelling help and a small pit bull was attacking her little toy dog
    The pit bull was definitely less than a year old, so I picked him up in a full Nelson kind of grip and it was terrifying. That thing was slobbering and squirming and trying to bite me, luckily some guy in a truck came by and had some cable ties and helped tie it up like a ham.
    I would not want to be attacked by a full grown one and I would probably die

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess, it was a shitbull

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i carry a knife around just for this, i once thought of my chances of beating a pitbull barehanded and realized its unlikely to win without heavy damage to myself but a knife would get me out unscatched or with light injuries. if a pitbull charges u just feed it ur arm then stab it in the throat several times. it wont have time to shred it and u'll get some bite marks at worst.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think I could take most dogs, it would probably fuck me up a bit but a wild dog attack you can't hold back. I grew up with dogs and animals love me naturally but on the off chance a large dog wants to maul me I am gonna Hulk out. I usually am wearing my steel toe work boots and jeans. Ideally the best time for a dog attack is winter since I will have the layers of thick clothing to protect me. I have been charged by a Doberman and by a pitbull with a basketball size head.(separate instances) Thankfully I stayed calm and talked to the dogs and they decided not to fuck me up. But seeing those fuckers run barking at me snarling made me get in a ready stance. Don't try to run.

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sabre RED baybee then I kick it in head with my steel toe boots.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You guy's think my German shepherd can handle a pitbull while I try and choke it out from behind?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but you'd wanna be quick because pit bulls are fucking crazy and will kill your shepherd 9/10 times. They go into a berserker rage and don't feel pain.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on how chonky he is. My neighbors big white lab tangled with a pit bull for five minutes before neighbor came and blasted the pit bull. Lab had some bleeding but he was fine.

        >Pit bull 16-27 kg
        >German shepard 30-40 kg
        Would weight not make a difference?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on how chonky he is. My neighbors big white lab tangled with a pit bull for five minutes before neighbor came and blasted the pit bull. Lab had some bleeding but he was fine.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >me in my parents house gaming when I hear a blood curdling scream from outside
        >mom and neighbor lady are screaming for help while satanbull is attacking neighbors yellow lab
        >apparently shitbull was just wandering around with a group of kids who had zero chance of ever restraining it
        >grab piece of rebar from garden dads making and go to hit murder dog
        >literally does absolutely nothing even strikes to the head it won't let go
        >neighbor rounds the corner with a hunting rifle telling me to call my dog off
        >I'm like shit bro it ain't mine
        >mom screams "KILL IT KILL IT" pretty funny honestly if she wasn't so traumatized
        >neighbor puts three bullets into its body until it finally let's go.
        >still not dead, growling
        >like five traumatized kids screaming
        >sheriff's deputies can't even drag it into a cage till it dies of blood loss because it's still threatening to bite.
        >neighbors dog bleeding but mostly fine. Wagging his tail and getting petted by everyone for protecting his home. Big stupid mother fucker, very based dog.

        Never liked those dogs since. "Pit mommies" and shit are delusional and don't understand the fire blood and steel nature of these dogs. They wanna ban "assault weapons" but keep these things around unchecked.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Never liked those dogs since. "Pit mommies" and shit are delusional and don't understand the fire blood and steel nature of these dogs. They wanna ban "assault weapons" but keep these things around unchecked.

          I don't know if stafforshire terriers are considered in that pit bull area but I have a female coworker with a female one and it's the nicest dog anyone has ever seen, pretty much the definition of nanny dog

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It takes one moment of whatever the primal switch is in their brain to go off and they're gone. This dog was literally walking around with kids completely fine. Apparently it saw neighbors dog chillin on the porch and it was on like a chainsaw.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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