Would you even bother lifting if you were a midget? I wouldnt. Youre a living joke no matter what.

Would you even bother lifting if you were a midget? I wouldn’t. You’re a living joke no matter what.

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was like 4'8 or some shit I would get 10 inches of limb lengthening minimum. Wouldn't bother lifting until then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would bother lifting till then, wouldn't be physically able to lift after.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you just know

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      these make me laugh every fucking time, only reason i clicked on the thread

      thank you

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/eRQlLXF.jpg

      these make me laugh every fucking time, only reason i clicked on the thread

      thank you

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    TikTok proves that women will do anything for attention

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Quite a few of the midges I've seen are usually toned. I guess it only takes a little work for their size.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes i would, i wanna be the midget that carries the tallest guy in the party

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you lift if ...?
    Because it is fucking fun you moron.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would get as ripped as possible and then just be a fucking menace. Like running around and head butting people in their balls, chase children, hid under dinner tables and lick women's feet, etc. I'd have nothing to lose. Then I would just blame it on the midget who tried to sue IST because all them midgas look alike.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't judge someone for a condition that they were born with.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Queer.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want people to improve. I don't want people to sink into an abyss of self hate because they were born with a bad hand.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I would George Floyd every midget on earth if given the chance.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because they shouldn't bother when they're so short and ugly

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Being a female midget is now an evolutionary advantage. All the billionaire, handsome men under 6' who can't get a 5/10 roastie consider you a catch (assuming the midget also doesn't require 6').

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't require 6'
      ofcourse she does. 6'' too. wtf do you think, that she's shallow lol

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would fucking DWARFMAXXX
    >get bulky and ripped as fuck
    >get a viking beard
    >start speaking with a scottish accent
    >ALWAYS go out with an axe at my belt
    Every one would respect me

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hypothetically, if someone were a living joke regardless of whether or not they were strong, then what’s stopping them from becoming strong?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw 5'3"
    ask if I care

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, would imagine that with their strange bodys it is extra important to keep fit and get a strong core/back/legs...

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do powerlifting and with my ROM the length of a microdick, I'll take first place due to wilks and watch everyone else seethe

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you were that small do you think itd be possible to get a really big dog, train it well, and then ride it around? imagine how fucking keyed that would be

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