Would you even bother lifting if you were a midget? I wouldn’t. You’re a living joke no matter what.
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Would you even bother lifting if you were a midget? I wouldn’t. You’re a living joke no matter what.
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If I was like 4'8 or some shit I would get 10 inches of limb lengthening minimum. Wouldn't bother lifting until then
Would bother lifting till then, wouldn't be physically able to lift after.
you just know
these make me laugh every fricking time, only reason i clicked on the thread
thank you
TikTok proves that women will do anything for attention
Quite a few of the midges I've seen are usually toned. I guess it only takes a little work for their size.
yes i would, i wanna be the midget that carries the tallest guy in the party
Why would you lift if ...?
Because it is fricking fun you moron.
I would get as ripped as possible and then just be a fricking menace. Like running around and head butting people in their balls, chase children, hid under dinner tables and lick women's feet, etc. I'd have nothing to lose. Then I would just blame it on the midget who tried to sue IST because all them midgas look alike.
Would
I wouldn't judge someone for a condition that they were born with.
Queer.
I want people to improve. I don't want people to sink into an abyss of self hate because they were born with a bad hand.
I would George Floyd every midget on earth if given the chance.
Why?
Because they shouldn't bother when they're so short and ugly
Being a female midget is now an evolutionary advantage. All the billionaire, handsome men under 6' who can't get a 5/10 roastie consider you a catch (assuming the midget also doesn't require 6').
>doesn't require 6'
ofcourse she does. 6'' too. wtf do you think, that she's shallow lol
I would fricking DWARFMAXXX
>get bulky and ripped as frick
>get a viking beard
>start speaking with a scottish accent
>ALWAYS go out with an axe at my belt
Every one would respect me
Hypothetically, if someone were a living joke regardless of whether or not they were strong, then what’s stopping them from becoming strong?
tfw 5'3"
ask if I care
Yeah, would imagine that with their strange bodys it is extra important to keep fit and get a strong core/back/legs...
I'd do powerlifting and with my ROM the length of a microdick, I'll take first place due to wilks and watch everyone else seethe
if you were that small do you think itd be possible to get a really big dog, train it well, and then ride it around? imagine how fricking keyed that would be