>Wow, so I heard you're fitness freak, Anon, that's so cool

>Wow, so I heard you're fitness freak, Anon, that's so cool
>I'm going to run an easy little 5k this week, want to tag along?
>I'll try my best to keep up with you, tee-hee

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How fast do cunts run anyway 20min for 5k? 25?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Better question: Can she run fater than me until I run out of breathe?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "breathe" is a verb; you mean "breath".

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brane no worry when think rape

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need some more duolingo lessons anon

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I learn from American cartoon like Jackie chan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        You didn't spell that last word correctly

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        She can't run away unless you really suck at this.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends. A lot of them who like to run can do it in like 25 minutes. If they do it in like 22 minutes then they’re a beast who’ve been actually pushing themselves hard. It’s less common for woman to care about meeting performance metrics like that over just being generally healthy and looking good.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I run a 9min mile and enjoy it. There's not a damn thing yuo can do about it.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody gives a fuck

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't ask.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I could run backwards and poop

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that nobody runs in this entire board?, holy shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cardio is for gays and dyels that don't care about gains

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok fatty

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        20% bf "builtfat" fag detected

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn straight. I MOG the fuck out of you while I bang your crush as she lovey dad bod

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally this. just grab the washing machine by the neck before it runs away and fuck her pussy until she's pregnant, she has no chance to overpower you, no matter how fast it runs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Any boxer could beat the shit out of you effortlessly, despite their conditioning being 80% cardio. How does it feel to know you're so hopeless against "gays" and "dyels that don't care about gains"?
        >"b-b-but me so strong"
        But me can fight.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lifting is for being able to fight!
          dumb moron you just don’t get it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        "Gains" at the expense of all other aspects of fitness are for fat gays that don't have the discipline and willpower for cardio.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Running fucks up your knees

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board is compromised of 3 groups
      People who don't lift: most of them post coombait/incelpills

      People who only do weightlifting: seasoned shitposters, can either be lean or bloatlords no in-between

      People who do weightlifting and cardio: rarely seen in the wild, most are improving their physique and the ones that already made it have escaped the crab bucket

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, I am an ex-varsity track athlete with a sub 17 5k and a sub 1:54 800m. Lurk more.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yeah, we can do some cardio, but I was thinking something a lil different than running...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was witty in maybe like 2013

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reddit

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slow down toots, I mean that weight liftin business ya hear.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could do that easy but running always hurts my knees.
    Don't want to damage them tbh
    Might get into cycling as I do like it recreational but I hate the spandex gays and how expensive it gets.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My running goal is to be able to do 3 7-minute miles back to back (8.5 MPH).
    I can almost run 1 7-minute mile and can go almost 2 miles at 5.5 MPH.
    Hope to be there by New Year

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love cumming in girls belly buttons for some reason

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >OP is worried about running a 5k
    I have news for you, you're not IST.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine what her pussy smells like after that run

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fish?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        god I hope it smells like tsukiji fish market just as the tuna are being gutted in the morning

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Unless she's post-period, fish smell is a sign of a mild STD.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You heard wrong, tuts. I'm a fitness gay

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I dont like doing cardio with other people, theyre always too slow or stopping to take pictures or dumb bullshit
    were here to sport, so we sport

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    a week is plenty of time for me to train for a 5K.

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