>wow you work out!

>wow you work out! Can I see your abs??
Our response, fit bros?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a fat powershitter so I'd just show her my abs.

    Next?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. If you don't have abs you're NOT fit. No exceptions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        weak lil baby

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Interesting thesis, 1RM bench?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sir that's sexual harassment and you have to leave or I'm calling the police

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Uhmm I'm actually bulking now

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, baby close your eyes. Now open!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lady, this is a restaurant. I can't just start taking off my clothes here.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Yea sure"
    >shows her a picture of me and my friends at the beach
    >scroll through camera roll in front of her so I also pass the creepy guy test
    "So what about you, do you run often? Because you keep crossing my mind"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice, anon

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >checks the time on my watch
    >I don't have a watch
    >breath in
    >"pfhhaaa"
    >breath out
    >flexes calves
    >externally rotates hips
    >leans back
    >"haha yeah"
    >look at the food
    >don't look at the food
    >place hands on underside of the table
    >flex biceps
    >"abs are in the kitchen"
    >runs hands through hair
    >"I mean your abs"
    >breathe in
    >"ahh abs are made in the kitchen"
    >breath out
    >squeeze knuckles so they crack
    >shift position of the chair so the chair is facing 15 degrees away from her face
    >press toes into the floor
    >flex quads
    >"yeah so for abs you need to move more, eat less"
    >breath in
    >flex traps and expand chest
    >places hands on chair then flex triceps
    >"so uhhh, I've been bulking"
    >breath out
    >"and don't really have abs right now"
    >lean forward
    >crack jaw
    >tug on ear lobe
    >"I mean we all have abs"
    >take a sip from my drink
    >use left hand to wipe sweat from temple
    >breath in
    >"I uh... I just don't have bisible, I mean visible abs right now"
    >breath out
    >look at her right shoulder
    >look at her right wrist
    >"you look like you eat less"
    >breath in
    >lean back into chair
    >flex abs
    >lean forward
    >place forearms onto table
    >"I mean uhh you look like abs, I mean you have abs"
    >"do you have abs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KneelingPepe.jpg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>"I mean we all have abs"
      lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"abs are in the kitchen"
      >runs hands through hair
      >"I mean your abs"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moron you should’ve included some posters response in the screencap

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Now convert to jpg

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        was that supposed to be funny?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They just want something to post on r/IST

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Giddy

    Sure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wait that's the guy from the meme

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh no homie you are hitting the wall

      • 2 weeks ago
        Giddy

        With your mom's squirts

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah I’ll give you the hands on experience when we get home. You’re going to get wet in the splash zone 😉

    Then climb out the bathroom window and escape because she has brown eyes and that’s dyed hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh wow, you work out a lot? *she smirks* Do you have abs?
      >uhm... haha... i'll give you the ʰᵃnᵈˢ ᵒn ᵉˣᵖᵉʳᶦᵉnᶜᵉ when w-we get ʰ-ʰᵒᵐᵉ... you'll get wet in the s-splash... uh.... zone.... haha....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Who the hell am I trying to impress? I’ll be halfway down the street by the time she realizes she got the ick and the check.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sure babe

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >may I see it

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only if you show me yours

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wow you're a girl, can I see your butthole

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she could lose some weight

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >2 scrunchies
    bawd.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does she look so angry?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Giddy

      Because she sat at a table and you showed up

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive never asked a girl out or been on a date.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You should try it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show her my abs? I prob only got a 4 pack cause we’re eating b***h

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >i stand up
    >unzip
    >the rest is really kind of off color and potentially offensive, so use your imagination if you want
    I don't know, can you? (I kept my shirt on the whole time by the way.)

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Your weight first.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>wow you work out! Can I see your abs??
    >Our response, fit bros?

    You look bored and women who are almost always bored have no internal monologue and no interest in anything that doesn't directly affect them. You expect men to keep you entertained. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt -- let's see if you can even score 100 on this IQ test I keep on my phone. Be aware if you fail I'm going to punch you in the face.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Show abs, get puss, Danny phantom

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ok

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ma'am. I train for strength not vanity.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this ai? Who the frick would drink whatever that julep mint lemon water is with chocolate pie?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woah,easy there young lady, This is our first date, and you wanna see me naked already? haha I like where this is going

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nice duck

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she must either be in a very fulfilling relationship or have crazy metabolism to be eating that cake and still looks slim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or maybe she doesn't eat cake all the time and it's a treat

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Heh, I don't have abs but want to see my serratus?

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she would never know i work out because im so skinny to get natty abs

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >sure, behold my onepack (beer gut)

    >sorry they’re shy, maybe after we loosen up a little

    >*shows picture of aboriginals*

    >you wanna c dee abs? *dabs*

    keep doing these while slowly walking out the restaurant and leave her sitting on the bill

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what do I get to see?

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you do it I'm inbetween sets

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not until we're married

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