5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.
I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
>be 201cm (6'7") and gain 10kg of lean mass >tfw cannot see the difference, even on before / after pics
I really like being tall but still looking like a dyel lanklet even after 2y in gym bumms me out
Just work out anon. Focus on the gains.
Ah yes, more demotivational garbage. I'm 6'1 and taller than nearly everyone I run into.
You live with a bunch gnomes? Im 6’2” and get mogged 50 times a day
Do you live in the netherlands or something?
>unironically saying you get mogged
NGMI, you mentally ill losers are so pathetic.
Yeah, I saw a 6'6 lardass with a girl today, fuckin scam.
>6’1
Hah, get absolutely mogged bitch. I'm 6'2.
How's the weather down there? Little man.
I'm 6'3. You're a useless midget and a genetic dead end.
Get mogged.
I'm 60 centimeter tall, get fucked.
6'4 Chad checking in. Get back in line you 6'3 manlet.
get out off my way manlet
t. 6'4.5"
im 6'0 and last week a nurse didnt even believe me when i said so.
Did she think you were shorter
yes. she ate crow when she measured me and i was 6'0.something
Was she a tiny goblina in Montreal?
It's a mental illness thread
is this satire 6’1 is literally tall assuming you are american and not dutch or something
Yes, it's satire.
>tall bros ITT
>all obsessed with their height
what's the point?
if you're that short you will look even shorter if you work out. people will call you a muscle hamster.
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.
I'm handsome as fuck and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see some of the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 85k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 23 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.
Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others
I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.
I wish I was the girl you fucked.
pasta manletini
I am happier than anyone in this thread
>t. 5'11
>working out as a 6'0+ natty
lol, welcome to NoGainsVille
>be 201cm (6'7") and gain 10kg of lean mass
>tfw cannot see the difference, even on before / after pics
I really like being tall but still looking like a dyel lanklet even after 2y in gym bumms me out
>6ft0 manlet