Wut do I do?

Mom gave me a bloody nose and a swollen eye. Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor, and I challenged her to hard-spar with me. Mind you this is the first time we have laid hands on each other. She feels bad now and wants to train me.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let her train you. This was a sign that you need to get good. But be a good student though don't be a resentful little child if the training is hard.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor
    post mom

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't care if she's the reincarnation of mr miyagi there's no way you should lose to a middle aged woman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      if he is actually a child, then yes its appropriate to get your ass whooped by your mom from time to time. Dad cant do it cause he would just kill the child. All children need to get beat at least once to know what humble pie tastes like

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if she's the reincarnation of mr miyagi there's no way you should lose to a middle aged woman

        dad died b4 I was born

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care if she's the reincarnation of mr miyagi there's no way you should lose to a middle aged woman

        >Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor
        post mom

        Mom is normally so nice, loving and kind, but yesterday after she agreed for the 'real fight' with me, its like she changed into a different woman altogether. I was genuinely scared after she hit me for the first time, I was like mom what are u doing, then I got kicked a few times in the sides and it hurts really bad even after 1 day. We have play sparred before but never like this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          She wants to toughen you up and she's also taking out her frustration of having raised a pussy on you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      dude she may be middle aged but shes lean and agile, not to mention her training everyday. her punch felt like a bag of rocks hit my face.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your mom is a cardio kickboxing instructor and you HAVEN'T been training with her already?
    Yes, anon, you need to learn how to fight, and badly. Why is this even a question?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you challenge your mom to a fight? Even if she is a kickboxer I would never agree to fight my mom, for fear of fucking up our relationship.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This didn't happen, and if it did, just lol.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    your mom acted like a retard. which is pretty normal for a woman and therefore tells you she's in the end a normal woman too. which means you will be able to dominate her easily by putting even a fraction of the effort in she did.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Based tomboy mom. Train with her gay.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mom doesn't have short hair retard

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    God I want to spar with a fit milf so fucking bad bros

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tell her to blow you to make it all better

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