Mom gave me a bloody nose and a swollen eye. Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor, and I challenged her to hard-spar with me. Mind you this is the first time we have laid hands on each other. She feels bad now and wants to train me.
if he is actually a child, then yes its appropriate to get your ass whooped by your mom from time to time. Dad cant do it cause he would just kill the child. All children need to get beat at least once to know what humble pie tastes like
I don't care if she's the reincarnation of mr miyagi there's no way you should lose to a middle aged woman
>Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor
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Mom is normally so nice, loving and kind, but yesterday after she agreed for the 'real fight' with me, its like she changed into a different woman altogether. I was genuinely scared after she hit me for the first time, I was like mom what are u doing, then I got kicked a few times in the sides and it hurts really bad even after 1 day. We have play sparred before but never like this.
Your mom is a cardio kickboxing instructor and you HAVEN'T been training with her already?
Yes, anon, you need to learn how to fight, and badly. Why is this even a question?
your mom acted like a moron. which is pretty normal for a woman and therefore tells you she's in the end a normal woman too. which means you will be able to dominate her easily by putting even a fraction of the effort in she did.
Let her train you. This was a sign that you need to get good. But be a good student though don't be a resentful little child if the training is hard.
>Shes a cardio kickboxing instructor
post mom
I don't care if she's the reincarnation of mr miyagi there's no way you should lose to a middle aged woman
if he is actually a child, then yes its appropriate to get your ass whooped by your mom from time to time. Dad cant do it cause he would just kill the child. All children need to get beat at least once to know what humble pie tastes like
dad died b4 I was born
Mom is normally so nice, loving and kind, but yesterday after she agreed for the 'real fight' with me, its like she changed into a different woman altogether. I was genuinely scared after she hit me for the first time, I was like mom what are u doing, then I got kicked a few times in the sides and it hurts really bad even after 1 day. We have play sparred before but never like this.
She wants to toughen you up and she's also taking out her frustration of having raised a pussy on you.
dude she may be middle aged but shes lean and agile, not to mention her training everyday. her punch felt like a bag of rocks hit my face.
Your mom is a cardio kickboxing instructor and you HAVEN'T been training with her already?
Yes, anon, you need to learn how to fight, and badly. Why is this even a question?
Why did you challenge your mom to a fight? Even if she is a kickboxer I would never agree to fight my mom, for fear of fricking up our relationship.
This didn't happen, and if it did, just lol.
your mom acted like a moron. which is pretty normal for a woman and therefore tells you she's in the end a normal woman too. which means you will be able to dominate her easily by putting even a fraction of the effort in she did.
Based tomboy mom. Train with her homosexual.
mom doesn't have short hair moron
God I want to spar with a fit milf so fricking bad bros
Tell her to blow you to make it all better