>yeah dude this black acidic liquid that chronically raises stress and cortisol levels and causes adrenal fatigue is totally good for you brah!

>yeah dude this black acidic liquid that chronically raises stress and cortisol levels and causes adrenal fatigue is totally good for you brah! Stop off at your local Starbucks™ and get a free test boost!

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >just drink some beans blended up in fluoridated water bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Municipal water in my country is not fluoridated, get rekt
      I love decaf black coffee so fricking much bros.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/31055709/
    > We identified 40 studies including 3,852,651 subjects and 450,256 all-cause and cause-specific deaths. Non-linear inverse associations between coffee consumption and mortality from all-causes, cardiovascular disease (CVD), and cancers were found. The lowest relative risk (RR) was at intakes of 3.5 cups/day for all-cause mortality (RR = 0.85, 95% CI 0.82-0.89), 2.5 cups/day for CVD mortality (RR = 0.83, 95% CI 0.80-0.87), and 2 cups/day for cancer mortality (RR = 0.96, 95% CI 0.94-0.99), while additional intakes were not associated with further lower mortality. An inverse association between coffee consumption and all-cause mortality was maintained irrespective of age, overweight status, alcohol drinking, smoking status, and caffeine content of coffee. By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US. A non-linear inverse association was found for mortality from respiratory disease and diabetes, while linear inverse association was found for mortality from non-CVD, non-cancer causes. Moderate coffee consumption (e.g. 2-4 cups/day) was associated with reduced all-cause and cause-specific mortality, compared to no coffee consumption.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >By region, Europe and Asia showed stronger inverse associations than US.
      That means it's unrelated to the coffee. And that the effect is from the type of person who drinks coffee.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >That means it's unrelated to the coffee

        >The study is on coffee
        >the study is entirely about coffee
        >but people who drink coffee in different parts of the world have slightly different effects
        >never mind that an european coffee drinker is healthier than a non-european coffee drinker, same for in Asia, and that the controls account for different geographical regions
        >obviously this means it's not coffee related!
        midwit
        It most likely means that Americans drink shittier coffee, which is probably true.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          US pigs put half a gallon of sugar and slop into their coffee. At that point it's not even fricking coffee anymore, it's desert.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      it's an appetite suppressant. without it, people gorge themselves and become fat moronic fricks without portion control. the best scenario is no coffee + regular fasting

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      decaf chads win again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        re-read that post, this time slowly.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          enjoying benefits of coffee without having to ingest caffeine seems like a win to me boyo

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cortisol levels
    Corisol is good and natural in the early part of the day. Coffee is only bad if you take it too late in the evening or as soon as you wake up
    >Starbucks
    Drink black coffee with filtered water brewed at home. Anything that is good for you/neutral for you can be made bad when processed and commercialized. If you're drinking or eating any commerical goyslop/goysyrup you're ngmi

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Drink black coffee with filtered water brewed at home
      Nothing wrong with adding some milk.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cortisol
    Funny words, but doesn't really mean anything
    >raises stress
    Only on weaklings like you. I literally drink coffee to do things that require me to be calm and I succeed in them.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You have ADHD

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ADHD
        I wish.
        I'm literally the reverse of hyperactive.. even before caffeine and any other drugs.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    How about the fact that most of the coffee people drink was made by boiling water into steam and forcing it through a plastic enclosure. Basically every drip machine you see is made of plastic and handling hot water. This can not be good for you.
    >ah time for my morning cup of boiled plastic

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Take the moka pill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Moka
        Take the frenchpress pill my friend 😉

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          yuck, never again

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        take the pingado pill

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, I'll stick to my pour over, thanks.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just take a caffeine pill. Coffee gives you bad breath and stains the teeth.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Stop taking caffeine altogether moron

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Coffee is ALMOST as bad for you as fruit!

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Always do opposite of what IST says

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I fricking love coffee.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    lmao imagine being so fragile you're afraid of bean juice

    then to go on and use that fear of bean juice to claim superiority over people lmao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This homie drinking beans

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I;m thinking about thos Beans

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's artisan roasted Brazilian beans, I grind them myself and enjoy french pressed. You just can't get the same flavors any other way. Rich, smooth yet not overpowering such as Expresso where you only really taste the coffee with no nuances. Also black women

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    t. childish tastebuds

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My gear is arriving tomorrow lads, no more instant shit for me.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    make sure to stay on top of your cardio.
    A downside to coffee is it can screw with your cardio-vascular system. drink a lot of water during the day too.

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