Yoinked some wild pears while walking my dog. Feeling like a red-blooded cave man rn. Will this boost my test?

Yoinked some wild pears while walking my dog. Feeling like a red-blooded cave man rn. Will this boost my test?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    They look like balls lmao

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're more fruity than they are

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      hehe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shrek nuts

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    they look unripe, and probably hard to eat
    wait till yellowish

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those have a long time before they’re ripe

      t. never eaten fresh fruit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Apparently you've never eaten a pear. Those will be rock fucking hard. Wait until they turn yellow and soft to the touch but not mushy.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          This man knows, they sweeten up and get real juicy too

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dumbass

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those have a long time before they’re ripe

      Apparently you've never eaten a pear. Those will be rock fucking hard. Wait until they turn yellow and soft to the touch but not mushy.

      This man knows, they sweeten up and get real juicy too

      Normal pears don't turn yellow.

      inb4 it's tastes shit because it's not a tree made by grafting cuttings from of a 1 in 10,000 mutation that actually tastes good

      This only happens with apples, I think.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >This only happens with apples, I think.
        it happens with most fruit that aren't like berries. Pears, apples, quinces are all pretty closely related for that matter.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They are closely related, but this problem is specific to apples. A peach from a pit will taste good, only a bit different.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            whatever man I told you the truth it's on you if you think you know better than every orchardist. Not my problem

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              Orchardists want to sell you grafted trees. Nothing wrong with that, but most trees grow from the seed just fine. Figs are another problematic tree, as you only need female trees that can bear fruit without pollination. (but they are super easy to clone)

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not your friend don't quote me some wiki on parthenocarpy you skim read and now think your an orchardist. Go lie to someone dumber.

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                I've grown peaches from the seed, that's why I mention them specifically.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. It takes a dude from the countryside to know this. Most pears will be good to pick and eat in about 2-3 weeks. Not all turn yellow, however. Pears can be very refreshing when they are a little early, tho. Late pears are pretty much all sugarwatery.

      Hint: For all western hanging fruits: If you can pick em easily (pretty much falling into your hand without pulling much), they are good to yum.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those have a long time before they’re ripe

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Those "wild pears" were probably growing on someone's land. I hope a farmer headshots you one day, you anarchist gay.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. bootlicker

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I WILL murder you

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I WILL steal out of your orchard

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous

            based johnny appleseed

            • 6 months ago
              Anonymous

              I tried growing magic mushrooms but all my containers got infected with bacteria and died. Only got 2 small mushrooms out of like a month and a halfs work

              • 6 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gotta have better cleaning habits.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          you vill habe no PEARS!

          and you vill enjoy IT!

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll bet you won't fug with my pears.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*grabs a dozen while walking my dog*

      no but leave it at that and continue feeling badass for successfully providing food for yourself in nature (the sidewalk next to someone's pear tree)

      It was in the middle of a 1000 acre park. You'll never be as alpha as me

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek of you're walking your dog all the way out here then you have bigger problems.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          I like walking my dog, it makes him happy, which makes me happy

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no but leave it at that and continue feeling badass for successfully providing food for yourself in nature (the sidewalk next to someone's pear tree)

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I ate them, I didn't didn't waste it on swine.

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    post dog pic pls

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        thanks, he cute

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My day is so much better

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/3MVnKJr.jpg

        Good boy

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Forgot pic

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        how many white women has he fucked?

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    no because you own a dog and that's beta.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. city dwelling gay

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah all cityfags own dogs because they're too lazy to deal with their problems and are suffering from mental illness. so they need a "support" canine to deal with real life.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          And you need a Mongolian basket weaving forum to cope with your autism induced isolation, so what?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s actually cat owners.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wild
    give them back, tyrone

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    inb4 it's tastes shit because it's not a tree made by grafting cuttings from of a 1 in 10,000 mutation that actually tastes good

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    HECKING DOGGOOOOOO

  13. 6 months ago
    Beedrill

    There are rabbits freely jumping around in my city. When I come late from work there's literally no-one else in the dark, just me and jumping rabbits. It's an infestation for sure. I'm gonna get myself a gas gun (doesn't need a license) and start hunting myself dinner. I know skinning and gutting them from holidays at grandparents.

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