Yoinked some wild pears while walking my dog. Feeling like a red-blooded cave man rn. Will this boost my test?
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Yoinked some wild pears while walking my dog. Feeling like a red-blooded cave man rn. Will this boost my test?
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They look like balls lmao
You're more fruity than they are
hehe
Shrek nuts
they look unripe, and probably hard to eat
wait till yellowish
t. never eaten fresh fruit
Apparently you've never eaten a pear. Those will be rock fricking hard. Wait until they turn yellow and soft to the touch but not mushy.
This man knows, they sweeten up and get real juicy too
Dumbass
Normal pears don't turn yellow.
This only happens with apples, I think.
>This only happens with apples, I think.
it happens with most fruit that aren't like berries. Pears, apples, quinces are all pretty closely related for that matter.
They are closely related, but this problem is specific to apples. A peach from a pit will taste good, only a bit different.
whatever man I told you the truth it's on you if you think you know better than every orchardist. Not my problem
Orchardists want to sell you grafted trees. Nothing wrong with that, but most trees grow from the seed just fine. Figs are another problematic tree, as you only need female trees that can bear fruit without pollination. (but they are super easy to clone)
I'm not your friend don't quote me some wiki on parthenocarpy you skim read and now think your an orchardist. Go lie to someone dumber.
I've grown peaches from the seed, that's why I mention them specifically.
this. It takes a dude from the countryside to know this. Most pears will be good to pick and eat in about 2-3 weeks. Not all turn yellow, however. Pears can be very refreshing when they are a little early, tho. Late pears are pretty much all sugarwatery.
Hint: For all western hanging fruits: If you can pick em easily (pretty much falling into your hand without pulling much), they are good to yum.
Those have a long time before they’re ripe
Those "wild pears" were probably growing on someone's land. I hope a farmer headshots you one day, you anarchist homosexual.
>t. bootlicker
I WILL murder you
I WILL steal out of your orchard
based johnny appleseed
I tried growing magic mushrooms but all my containers got infected with bacteria and died. Only got 2 small mushrooms out of like a month and a halfs work
Gotta have better cleaning habits.
you vill habe no PEARS!
and you vill enjoy IT!
I'll bet you won't fug with my pears.
>*grabs a dozen while walking my dog*
It was in the middle of a 1000 acre park. You'll never be as alpha as me
Kek of you're walking your dog all the way out here then you have bigger problems.
I like walking my dog, it makes him happy, which makes me happy
no but leave it at that and continue feeling badass for successfully providing food for yourself in nature (the sidewalk next to someone's pear tree)
I ate them, I didn't didn't waste it on swine.
post dog pic pls
thanks, he cute
My day is so much better
Good boy
Forgot pic
how many white women has he fricked?
no because you own a dog and that's beta.
>t. city dwelling homosexual
yeah all citygays own dogs because they're too lazy to deal with their problems and are suffering from mental illness. so they need a "support" canine to deal with real life.
And you need a Mongolian basket weaving forum to cope with your autism induced isolation, so what?
That’s actually cat owners.
>wild
give them back, tyrone
inb4 it's tastes shit because it's not a tree made by grafting cuttings from of a 1 in 10,000 mutation that actually tastes good
HECKING DOGGOOOOOO
There are rabbits freely jumping around in my city. When I come late from work there's literally no-one else in the dark, just me and jumping rabbits. It's an infestation for sure. I'm gonna get myself a gas gun (doesn't need a license) and start hunting myself dinner. I know skinning and gutting them from holidays at grandparents.