You are at your gym working out hard and then this cat comes and looks at you like this. What you gonna do??
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work out even harder
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a lil baby lizard ran in front of my squat rack the other day mid set and locked eyes with me
I didn't wanna let the lil bro down, so I pushed through a few more last reps til I felt like passing out
I hope he's doing alright.
I had a little lizard I found inder a rock with one arm missing, I kept him until his wound close and feed him small spiders and flyes with a little honey
He as dark but under the sun he had all the colors, amazing thing
But lizards dont give a shit about you
You can keep a lizard for decades but if one day you got miniaturized by some reason, he would eat you on signt
Do magic mushroons trips and you will see all forms of lizards
The fear is coded on our hardware
*boop
*screech*
Shit myself
"AAAAAAAH"
>Pspspspspspspspspspspspspspspspsps
Replace P with K and try again
t. knower
what does he know?
He knows, shut it down. Send word to cat president and bring the pentagon to defcat 4
I use M
this never works for me. cat just ignores or stares
i think it knows i'm an incel
couple hours ago I was out for a light run. this couple on a bench has a cat with them, playing around. bench and the line I was running was about 5 meters apart. for no reason cat starts walking straight towards me as Im passing by. I stopped and he came over, said "meaaoow" rubbed his head to my leg and circled around me, allowed me to pet him a few seconds then went back to the couple on the bench.
thanks for reading my diary and the highlight of my run.
Cat blessed you with cardio gains
I pet him if he lets me and go for pr
YGMI
Break down crying because l had to put my cat down last week
holy shit thats tough, i get emotional like a virgin girl on a bed when i think about that even though my cat is like 1.5 years old
Ignore it, don't want toxoplasmosis.
bruh the wormpill is in all of us, the question is to what extent
That cats gonna get some scratches, just how it goes. Love me a good cat.
I treat animals and women the same.
I ignore them...
MORE
PROTEIN
Stomp the little homosexual
This. Cats are a disgusting plague and catgays should kill themselves.
you will never be women
I going to kick that fricker
fatto catto has invaded this thread. say HI FAT FRED if you dont want to lose your gains
HI FAT FRED
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>mfw trying to decide if I can switch out the cat and replace them with a girl and post the story in a mirin thread without anyone noticing or calling it a larp
>replacing your best friend with a roastie for attention and approval on a Tibetan underwater welding rss feed
gusic
i love cats
>thinking 'godamnit why do animals like me so much? go away u shitty cat. I won't snuggle u''
>You are at your gym working out hard and then this cat comes and looks at you like this. What you gonna do??
Kiss on head, continue working out
throw it out the window and proceed to hit a bench pr
I pet the cat.
>give it the look
>slap its girlfriends ass
>moonwalk back into the gym