You are cardio maxxing for the coming societal collapse, right Anon?

You are cardio maxxing for the coming societal collapse, right Anon?

  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    not for that reason, but yeah im cardiomaxxing so im better than everybody else

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Running from fat/female cop
    Good way to get shot

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Implying they can hit a small moving target

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >small

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        you know people literally shoot birds flying in the sky
        shooting a human at running distance is not that hard

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No absolutely not

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >wanting to live through collapse
    I’m honestly killing myself when it happens. Enjoy realizing your fantasies are just a fantasy and dying within the first week because you can’t find food, die from dysentery, or some moron shoots you instantly over nothing

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >boohoo I'll be hungry or sick
      >not taking the once in centuries opportunity to Zhang Zongchangmaxx in the midst of the anarchy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would die instantly. You are not the main character.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You are not the main character.
          I know this is just how your generation talks when they're justifying not doing things but you're not an NPC either. You can do things in your life before you die at 49.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >oh noooo the local super market doesnt have food and the doctor isnt responding to my calls
          are you so frail you are just perpetually sick? you’re just going to keel over and die if you cant buy a funko pop and McDonalds for a week?
          people dont just instantly die when taken out of luxury.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Your plan is to literally commit suicide the second things start to go sideways and you're telling other people that the downside of their plan is that they will die.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You would die instantly. You are not the main character.

          If my ancestors survived then why the fuck would I not stand a chance?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know how to keep a permaculture system running anywhere with no inputs, can you say the same?

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >should i run for it?
    no, because the fatty will shoot you in the leg. never fuck with the law, because we got the strap.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >coming societal collapse
    Why are incels so obsessed with this dumb theory. Do they think it will be their time to shine?

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you dont fool me this is Jim Carey and Chris Farley

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >ottermode
    >went to pool yesterday before it closes for the year
    >get it all to myself
    >listening to My Chemical Romance while tanning
    >get into pool and swim around for a bit
    >hear someone whistling
    >don't really think about it
    >dry off and grab my stuff
    >on my way out I catch two Latina qts staring at me and giggling from far away
    >they were the ones whistling at me

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