>wanting to live through collapse
I’m honestly killing myself when it happens. Enjoy realizing your fantasies are just a fantasy and dying within the first week because you can’t find food, die from dysentery, or some Black person shoots you instantly over nothing
>You are not the main character.
I know this is just how your generation talks when they're justifying not doing things but you're not an npc either. You can do things in your life before you die at 49.
>oh noooo the local super market doesnt have food and the doctor isnt responding to my calls
are you so frail you are just perpetually sick? you’re just going to keel over and die if you cant buy a funko pop and McDonalds for a week?
people dont just instantly die when taken out of luxury.
Your plan is to literally commit suicide the second things start to go sideways and you're telling other people that the downside of their plan is that they will die.
>be me >ottermode >went to pool yesterday before it closes for the year >get it all to myself >listening to My Chemical Romance while tanning >get into pool and swim around for a bit >hear someone whistling >don't really think about it >dry off and grab my stuff >on my way out I catch two Latina qts staring at me and giggling from far away >they were the ones whistling at me
not for that reason, but yeah im cardiomaxxing so im better than everybody else
>Running from fat/female cop
Good way to get shot
>Implying they can hit a small moving target
>small
you know people literally shoot birds flying in the sky
shooting a human at running distance is not that hard
No absolutely not
>wanting to live through collapse
I’m honestly killing myself when it happens. Enjoy realizing your fantasies are just a fantasy and dying within the first week because you can’t find food, die from dysentery, or some Black person shoots you instantly over nothing
>boohoo I'll be hungry or sick
>not taking the once in centuries opportunity to Zhang Zongchangmaxx in the midst of the anarchy
You would die instantly. You are not the main character.
>You are not the main character.
I know this is just how your generation talks when they're justifying not doing things but you're not an npc either. You can do things in your life before you die at 49.
>oh noooo the local super market doesnt have food and the doctor isnt responding to my calls
are you so frail you are just perpetually sick? you’re just going to keel over and die if you cant buy a funko pop and McDonalds for a week?
people dont just instantly die when taken out of luxury.
Your plan is to literally commit suicide the second things start to go sideways and you're telling other people that the downside of their plan is that they will die.
cope
>You would die instantly. You are not the main character.
If my ancestors survived then why the frick would I not stand a chance?
I know how to keep a permaculture system running anywhere with no inputs, can you say the same?
>should i run for it?
no, because the fatty will shoot you in the leg. never frick with the law, because we got the strap.
>coming societal collapse
Why are incels so obsessed with this dumb theory. Do they think it will be their time to shine?
you dont fool me this is Jim Carey and Chris Farley
>be me
>ottermode
>went to pool yesterday before it closes for the year
>get it all to myself
>listening to My Chemical Romance while tanning
>get into pool and swim around for a bit
>hear someone whistling
>don't really think about it
>dry off and grab my stuff
>on my way out I catch two Latina qts staring at me and giggling from far away
>they were the ones whistling at me