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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even as a kid I remember thinking boomer lawn flexing is the gayest shit

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same thing with grills.

      If you’re throwing a bbq party in your yard and you’re burning the food, you dont get to be butthurt when I take over the grill to ensure that all the food doesnt get ruined, yet some people do get really upset when another man uses their grill

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you ever touch another man's grill. If you didn't buy the food you don't touch my grill. I don't care if I cook your steak well done. Or if your hotdogs are beef jerky. You touch my grill you're getting grill lines on your face.

        Even as a kid I remember thinking boomer lawn flexing is the gayest shit

        That's because you kids don't own houses. You live in apartments, perpetually pay rent and have no equity. When you have a house, a nice lawn is the icing on the cake to let all your neighbors know your house is nice. Because everyone has to mow their lawn, it's only natural to compare lawns. Its the equivalent of having better form and lifting more than someone else. Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          LMAO I will take your grill, and you will stand there like a beta shit and watch me cook a proper steak.

          Want me to raise your kids and frick your wife for you too?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >watch me cook a proper steak
            let me guess 30 seconds each side mr alpha male? and you have your own hot sauce collection too?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Hey, I was just joking man, no need to get upset. Now go home and get your fricking A1.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Its the best way you moronic veganbrained Black person

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh for sure, the parasites are just extra protein if you're strong.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >he lives in a shithole with worms in the meat
                if you live somewhere you cannot eat raw beef straight out of the package you are the cattle, b***h

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if you're so masculine you let sitcom dads decide your personality for you.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              If you enjoy anything more than a rare steak then you need to anhero unironically. Rare is objectively the most flavorful and best way to enjoy a steak

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                why the frick did soys take over hot sauce? i feel like a gay buying sauces now because of this. a good hot sauce (not HELL FIRE XTREME GHOST MEXIc**t PEPPER EXTRACT MEGA DEATH Black person SAUCE, i just mean a nice flavour with a good nip of heat) is great on some chicken.
                frick you sean evans. bald c**t!

                Hotsauce and spicy food contests have also been pissing contest for wannabe macho whitemen.
                In the US it's all "b-woy, ya'll can't yer hot sauce! Mexican Bob at the Taco-joint always makes em extra spicy fur me!".
                It's the same in the UK with geezers and curry "korrrr! Sanjay at the Curry-Ouse always duz me curry proper hotter cos 'e knows I can 'andle it!".
                It's cringe whiteboi behaviour.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget the heckin bacon my dude!

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              why the frick did soys take over hot sauce? i feel like a gay buying sauces now because of this. a good hot sauce (not HELL FIRE XTREME GHOST MEXIc**t PEPPER EXTRACT MEGA DEATH Black person SAUCE, i just mean a nice flavour with a good nip of heat) is great on some chicken.
              frick you sean evans. bald c**t!

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry bro we don't make the rules, hot sauce is extremely soi along with whiskey, beards and working out with those hammers or axes or whatever

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I don't cook my steak, I eat it raw. Yes, that's safe if you don't live in a third world country.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >That's because you kids don't own houses.
          Because boomers own more than half the houses here despite making up a minority of the population. Supply cannot meet demand.

        • 12 months ago
          Checo Perez

          >this post
          Jesus, what a waste of life. You get 70 years on this planet and you waste them on meaningless pissing contests. You are pic related personified.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            he said on IST.

            • 12 months ago
              Checo Perez

              >NO, REAL MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES WHILE TAKING A SHIT

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                if you take more than 30 seconds to take a shit there is something wrong with you.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu boomer you buttholes read the newspaper or magazines while taking a shit. Not much has changed.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stfu boomer you buttholes read the newspaper or magazines while taking a shit. Not much has changed.

                >reading and updating yourself on world/local news versus IST
                >nooo you can't judge me for using IST but I can judge you for taking pride in your house!!!111
                You really are pathetic.
                t.millenial

              • 12 months ago
                Checo Perez

                >reading and updating yourself on world/local news
                Hahaha. Yeah, homie, sure, reading propaganda makes you a better person.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being that meaninglessly competitive w/other ppl your whole life. “My house is nice because I manicure my lawn pleb” jfc.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              No alarms and no surprises

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine being that meaninglessly competitive w/other ppl your whole life. “My house is nice because I manicure my lawn pleb” jfc.

            https://i.imgur.com/YHbiBuX.png

            >NO, REAL MEN AREN'T ALLOWED TO ENTERTAIN THEMSELVES WHILE TAKING A SHIT

            Why would you ever touch another man's grill. If you didn't buy the food you don't touch my grill. I don't care if I cook your steak well done. Or if your hotdogs are beef jerky. You touch my grill you're getting grill lines on your face.

            [...]
            That's because you kids don't own houses. You live in apartments, perpetually pay rent and have no equity. When you have a house, a nice lawn is the icing on the cake to let all your neighbors know your house is nice. Because everyone has to mow their lawn, it's only natural to compare lawns. Its the equivalent of having better form and lifting more than someone else. Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

            My father in law bought my house, mows my lawn, raises my daughter, and cooks dinner for my wife while I'm at work. He's extremely helpful but he's mogging the shit out me.

            Even as a kid I remember thinking boomer lawn flexing is the gayest shit

            You can be OCD about your lawn and go way too hardcore and try to be "nicest house on the block" guy and you are then a douchebag.

            However--if you don't take a little pride in mowing your lawn and having your house look nice you're trash. Thats poor people shit. What do you think separates the nice suburbs from the shit suburbs. Its called property taxes you fricking stupid kids. I'm 35 and while I'm not hardcore about my lawn since i live next to the woods I make sure I at least did some landscaping and my gutters are aranged properly for water flow (which helps prevent flooding) and I mow my lawn and weed whack 1x a week. Guess who doesn't give a shit about their lawn? Dindus. Indians. Guess who has low property taxes and higher crime? You guessed it. Its also healthier for your lawn to mow it every so often. You don't wanna be that guy that just has a big patch of dead grass or mud, it sucks letting the dogs out and letting the kids play and they come back looking like swamp thing.

            I"m starting to think I'm getting too old for this website. Fricking kids have no idea what they're talking about. I don't expect you to want your home to look like the Palace of Versaille

            But if you are a MAN you:
            >take care of yourself
            >take care of your family
            >take care of your palace (home)

            Its called being a normal fricking good person and not living like a nog

            Grow up

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              This must be an American thing, no home owner in my country, even the in the richest neighborhoods, mows their lawn more often than maybe every two months. We just make sure to put down new grass seeds and remove aggressive weeds - but mowing once a week? Why would you? Longer grass looks nicer, it's better for insects and it is less likely to brown during summer.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                maybe, I don't know. I have only been to a rural part of 2 other countries and one was Canada which is basically the same as us and the other was Finland, and I didn't ask them about their lawncare routine.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Around here most people have a lawn service, and those morons come weekly, even if it hasn't even rained, and cut on the shortest setting like giving the lawn a buzz cut, it's moronic. If I'm trying to maintain a lawn sometimes I cut frequently, depending on the rain and grass growth, but I cut at the highest setting on my mower so my grass and weeds nice and thick and lush.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This post is like the epitome of America , my sides omg...

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          The key to RIPPEN IT is to the pull the slack out of the cable before giving her a good ol yank

          Imagine me paving my lawn and ruining your property values for the lulz

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            And ruining your own at the same time out of some weird bitter resentment.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

          based boomer shitposter

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          (You)

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I have a house with a nice garden, but I deliberately don't mow my lawn and let weeds grow there because I like a wild meadow better than a trimmed lawn. Also attracts more insects, which I like, especially bumblebees. I spend most of my garden time tending my flowers and trees, which I grow at the borders of the meadow. Lawns are both ugly and an offense to nature and God.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why would you ever touch another man's grill. If you didn't buy the food you don't touch my grill. I don't care if I cook your steak well done. Or if your hotdogs are beef jerky. You touch my grill you're getting grill lines on your face.

        [...]
        That's because you kids don't own houses. You live in apartments, perpetually pay rent and have no equity. When you have a house, a nice lawn is the icing on the cake to let all your neighbors know your house is nice. Because everyone has to mow their lawn, it's only natural to compare lawns. Its the equivalent of having better form and lifting more than someone else. Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

        >dis burger ain't gots no seesonin on it. He prolly ain't even wash he meat.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >when you're in your yard you don't get to be upset when another man uses your stuff
        nah, that one's fair.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        No dude. You think you can commandeer someone's kitchen if they're throwing a dinner party and say "I'm taking over this oven as it's clear you can't cook properly, I am now master of the lasagna operation" without being fricking rude? Why is the grill any different?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >being so beta that you don’t host all parties, even the ones you are invited too
          Haha your gay dude

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I used to have parties at my dad's summer house and my 2 friends would always end up BBQing
        I don't give a shit because then I don't have to do it

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy a slightly burnt taste to shit when I grill, if you don't like it tough shit kiddo

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          lmao, using a pull start is all about technique.
          >pull a couple times with it off to get some fuel in the cylinder
          >turn on, choke depending on where you live/how cold it is
          >get to tdc, reset handle
          >easy yank
          boom.

          Looking good man.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            seriously, but don't expect normies to understand this. I can drop start a chainsaw first try in any weather and know it has nothing to do with strength but knowing how to prep the motor to be able to do is job.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Careful with the yank though, so many pull start tools have old worn out or partially dry rotted cords. Got start easy and smoothly accelerate as it catches. Worst is if you just yank the frick out of it from the start while there's slack, it'll tear right off.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          MHMMM AGA's

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What kind of enormous homosexual doesn't want some char on his meat? It's half the point of grilling, why would you even bother if you don't like it?

          It's why I only grill with charcoal, propane is for cucks.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I cooked that chicken breast on propane moron. Propane starts faster is easier to temp control makes less of a mess and costs less than charcoal. I will admit that charcoal does taste better but it's a pain in the ass to work with and too expensive. Propane isn't perfect but it's a really good compromise especially if you don't have a lot of time or autism.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          if you serve me burnt food i'm just throwing it out. money down the drain. sucks for you.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just beat mine

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nah you can leave

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >mfw all these replies
        I learned something new today

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        i don't care how crispy the food gets you don't touch my fricking grill.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you did this to me i'd make it my life goal to frick your wife

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        you never touch another man's grill the hell is wrong with you. if you don't like the food don't it and don't come back. taking over the grill is a woman's move, be better then that

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever touch another man's grill. If you didn't buy the food you don't touch my grill. I don't care if I cook your steak well done. Or if your hotdogs are beef jerky. You touch my grill you're getting grill lines on your face.

      [...]
      That's because you kids don't own houses. You live in apartments, perpetually pay rent and have no equity. When you have a house, a nice lawn is the icing on the cake to let all your neighbors know your house is nice. Because everyone has to mow their lawn, it's only natural to compare lawns. Its the equivalent of having better form and lifting more than someone else. Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

      Lawns are fricking moronic. Ugly, bland, soulless. Get a real fricking garden.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        good shit

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        based

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What do you do for the birds, deer, raccoons, rodents, bunnies, and insects?

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Most people don't actually do this shit. Anytime lawns get brought up online liberals and RETVRNgays alike come out of the woodwork to talk up their BASED garden lawns and how traditional lawns are a horrible waste of water, etc. yet you will see very very few people actually do this in real life. what they don't talk about is the pitiful yields these gardens have unless you put in a lot of work. I can tell you as someone has a small lawn and a small garden the lawn is much less work and resources. I can understand criticizes super short heavily overwatered lawns but you can take care of your lawn without making it into a golf course and most of these garden lawn people are talking out of their ass.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              I currently rent, but when I had a house I just mowed and that was it. Men who spray their lawns are mentally ill. The point of a lawn is to use it not to show it off. I'm not gonna put poison everywhere so dogs and kids can't be let out on it.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >growing a garden in the car infested murrican suburbs
          Cool.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >he doesn't live in a climate with high annual rainfall

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't even have to be a garden, just plant a variety of wild flowers and other native plants to create an oasis for insects and other wild life. They desperately need it.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            >aaah frick why do i keep getting stung by bees?!?!
            Lawns are gay, but I don't want to deal with a shitload of bees every time I walk outside

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              You some kind of homosexual?
              Bees are based bro insects. And so are wasps and hornets and ants and all the rest 2bh. As long as you're in tune with nature they don't frick with you, they just chill.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                This poster is a bee or wasp
                Don't believe his lies

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah he's right, at least about bumblebees. When I was a kid I saved one from drowning in our pool and he let me pet him. Ever since I have felt a natural bond with this creature. They're bros.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, bumblebees are nice. do a bzzzz and then SMACK when they hit your forehead by accident

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                I always thought guys who simped for bees seemed like b***hes. To be honest, the kind of guy who thinks fricking bees and wasps are cool is probably the kind of twink homosexual that I'd frick if I met him in a dark alley. I can just imagine myself overpowering him, growing erect as he quivers in fear of a real man. I could probably secure both his wrists with one hand, and pull his pants down to his thighs with the other. I'd enter him missionary, to complete my dominance of him.
                See, men enter each other from behind bent over like animals blindly following their instincts. But a woman, a woman you enter while facing her. You look her in the eye to watch the look in her face as she takes your length. I'd do the same with this gay. I'd slip myself inside his tight hole, and jackhammer that shit until his prostate was throbbing with pleasure. Honest to God, it would give me perverse pleasure to watch his eyes roll into the back of his head as I flooded his boyhole with cum, and then went back to my life of enjoying mantids as the best insects

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          HOAs are to blame more than le dumb public, you're literally obligated to follow their rules or you don't get your mortgage
          Most people put up with it because homeownership means more to them

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the cost difference if I just astroturf?
          I grow sugarcane for shading my house.

          You some kind of homosexual?
          Bees are based bro insects. And so are wasps and hornets and ants and all the rest 2bh. As long as you're in tune with nature they don't frick with you, they just chill.

          Doesn't even have to be a garden, just plant a variety of wild flowers and other native plants to create an oasis for insects and other wild life. They desperately need it.

          I'm honestly thinking about beemaxxing, but I'm afraid of getting sued if someone gets a really bad reaction to a sting.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          This post is invalidated if you have kids though. A lawn is where the kids can actually play outside.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Boomers blow the leaves and mow their lawns because they're too fhcjinf stupid to figure out how to garden or landscape. Its symbolic of everything that is wrong with our modernist hellscape. Instead if actually achieving something beautiful or worthwhile, obese men lazily push machines around their cookie-cutter property, which looks exactly like that of millions of others. Our European Hunter Gatherer and Early European Farmer ancestors KILLED, RAPED, and fricking ATE eachother. Before that hunter gathererwancestors in Africa killed large game during extended multi day hunting trips, picked fruit from trees, and watched their women give birth squatting like fricking players instead if needing pitching drips and C sections to rip children out of bodies so corrupted by the modern world that western woman are increasingly capable of BREASTFEEDING their own children. 50,000 years ago a boy became a man in an elaborate ritual whereby trials and feats of endurance were needed. Now they learn how to start the lawn mower and walk in straight lines.

        It's like watching a dog try to dig a hole in a carpeted floor, or "cute" videos of domesticated beavers building dams in their owner's houses out of moronic shit like pillows. It's a hollow, desperate, mindless mammalian reflex that is but the faint echo of what our species is capable of doing. Men are hunters, achievers, and conquerors of spaces--not juat militarily, but logistically. Male humans evolved to execute complex series of camp-building, hunting, group-organizing, and tool using behaviors in-tune with the specific demands and limitations of his local biome. Now they boast of their skill in cookin meat others have killed in metal boxes. Black person, 8,000 years ago people being tossed into the TALHEIM DEATH PIT and were being mutilated in gory cannabilistic RITUAL SLAUGHTER. Life is so fricking easy now and I'm fine with that, but modern males having ANY pride in it is the greatest cope in history.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          read like the first 2 or 3 lines but you're overthinking it

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever touch another man's grill. If you didn't buy the food you don't touch my grill. I don't care if I cook your steak well done. Or if your hotdogs are beef jerky. You touch my grill you're getting grill lines on your face.

      [...]
      That's because you kids don't own houses. You live in apartments, perpetually pay rent and have no equity. When you have a house, a nice lawn is the icing on the cake to let all your neighbors know your house is nice. Because everyone has to mow their lawn, it's only natural to compare lawns. Its the equivalent of having better form and lifting more than someone else. Yeah you have a lawn 2, but its not as green and weed free as mine

      it depends upon the ratio of lawn to house size (ground floor anyway)
      a lawn which is WAY bigger than its house looks pretty weird, at least within the city. for instance there are some yards that are like a half acre here with these little 4-bedroom ranch houses. if you could fit more than one additional house on your yard it's too big to be tbh.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Keep renting poorgay.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't most "homeowners" just renting from the bank?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's not renting if you get the thing at the end of payments

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            Do you get to stop paying property taxes to the state after you pay off the mortgage, you cuck moron?

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              that wasn't what you asked moron, you aren't indebted to the bank anymore, you are just paying the state

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                So you still don't own it then huh? If you have to keep paying someone so they don't take your housing and kick you out you don't own it. Whether it's a landlord, the bank, or the government. It's not yours, cuck.

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                that wasn't what you asked moron, you aren't indebted to the bank anymore, you are just paying the state

                Do you get to stop paying property taxes to the state after you pay off the mortgage, you cuck moron?

                Aren't most "homeowners" just renting from the bank?

                Keep renting poorgay.

                Fricking idiots. Homesteading isn't a thing anymore unless you go out to Alaska or some shit and live a ROUGH live. Dick Proneke was a rare breed man. Shit isn't easy.

                Yes, in 1st world countries, even if you own your land you have to pay property tax. Welcome to reality.

                "HURR DURR YOUR JUST A SLAVE TO THE israelite STATE INSTEAD OF THE israelite BANK"

                Yes you fricking moron this is how the world works. But once you have your house paid off you will never have to worry about being homeless. Average home is probably 250,000$ in the US. Property Taxes are less than 10,000$ in most places. In my city they're only 3100 because I live in a 3000 person town.

                Property taxes pay for shit like schools, roads, salaries of the local city workers, cops fire department, infrastructure....

                You can't opt out. Even if you could. I highly doubt you'd like not having a PD, FD, roads, water, sewage and functioning street lights you buffoon

              • 12 months ago
                Anonymous

                >PD,
                Does frick all, just state enforcers
                >FD,
                Sure but if you were in a proper community you'd probably have a volunteer FD made up of you and neighbors
                >roads,
                Would still exist, and I'm fine with dirt/gravel. People who require them would maintain them to a sufficient level
                >water,
                Well
                >sewage
                Septic tank
                >functioning street lights
                Street lights are an affront to nature. Frick light pollution.

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            The bank owns it and can take it at any time. And you'll also need to pay the government for permission to live their for your entire life, including when you also pay the bank for permission to live there.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      LITERALLY NOTHING makes your balls secrete more test as when your lawn absolutely MOGS a neighbour's one
      It is like killing a man in armed combat
      I am superior to you
      >rentoids need not respond they don't even exist in mans's world

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >LITERALLY NOTHING makes your balls secrete more test as when your lawn absolutely MOGS a neighbour's one
        >It is like killing a man in armed combat
        Nothing except watching them seethe as they pour expensive chemicals and bullshit over it because your natural "weed" (wildflower) filled yard colonizes their gay barren monoculture.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          pic VERY relevant

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          this post brought to you by the homeowner's association. I can't imagine anything more milquetoast than taking care of your lawn, and you compare it to killing a man in armed combat. Sad.

          >butthort rentoids using their big boy words like 'milk toast' thinking they're smart when they get no b***hes

          • 12 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just want you to look at yourself and realize what your life has become. It's embarrassing.

            • 12 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I have achieved nothing and I take believe myself superior for not taking pride in things
              Ok, whatever helps you cope at night.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        this post brought to you by the homeowner's association. I can't imagine anything more milquetoast than taking care of your lawn, and you compare it to killing a man in armed combat. Sad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i had a house and i stopped cutting the lawn and the city threatened to cut it for me and bill me
      i was just not cutting it to spite my neighbors because i hate Black folk who try to tell me how to maintain my house and lawn
      the lesson i learned is that the government are Black folk

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >cranking a push mower

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    so that dude starts a landmower for the rival dad?
    what's next, mowing rival dad's lawn? raising rival dad's kids?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like mowing MY lawn

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        never saw the whole season, did the nihilistic twink frick the other guy's wife?

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. First he mowed his lawn, then he ploughed his wife

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          yes, but it was his wife getting revenge for her husband having an affair.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      My father in law bought my house, mows my lawn, raises my daughter, and cooks dinner for my wife while I'm at work. He's extremely helpful but he's mogging the shit out me.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon…

        Same thing with grills.

        If you’re throwing a bbq party in your yard and you’re burning the food, you dont get to be butthurt when I take over the grill to ensure that all the food doesnt get ruined, yet some people do get really upset when another man uses their grill

        If you don’t like my cooking at my party you can leave my yard.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        anon... i don't think that it's your daughtstm2ter...

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dude you need to put your foot down and get some distance. He doesn’t see you as a capable adult and there is a small but significant chance he is fricking your wife aka his daughter.

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          I berate him for wanting to be the father of my house when it gets egregious but talk only goes so far and the money I'll never have to pay for said house goes a little further.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Next step is mowing the other dudes wife

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ah thanks, man. i was struggling with this for a while i really appreciate it.
      Anything beyond that is prick waving by 2 dudes insecure in themselves whether it be the guy starting the mower to "prove" his worth or the other guy being assblasted because he had to ask someone for help. It is some of the gayest, homosexualiest shit imaginable that makes literal homosexuals say, "That's pretty gay, bro."

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this really the shit natty dyels do to prove they are slightly less weak than some other loser?

  5. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just add an extra 3 priming pumps to fraud mower starts.
    T. Mowed lawns for over a decade as a kid.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Just add an extra 3 priming pumps to fraud mower starts.
      >T. Mowed lawns for over a decade as a kid.
      THIS. OP's pic is not telling people his little secret.

  6. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >lawncuck
    i'm a natural gardener

  7. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The first dad probably primed it for him. This is my true story:

    >bolt is frozen
    >won't budge
    >can't break it loose
    >spray it with PB blaster, let it soak
    >4 hours later bro comes over with his gf
    >mention how I was struggling with the bolt earlier
    >he walks over and breaks it loose
    >girls look at me like dyel

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mention how I was struggling with the bolt earlier
      >he walks over and breaks it loose

      you set yourself up for that one

      >"never open yourself to a potential mog unless you're preparing a reverse mogging trap"
      >niccolo machiavelli, the prince, ch14

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        I forgot how well that PB blaster shit works. I was going to let it sit overnight but 4 hours was more than enough time. He easily broke it loose with one hand

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          >and so prince anon was mogged by his friend and rival
          >his protests of adept rulership went unheard, and his kingdom was lost
          >"it was the work of alchemy!" he screamed as he was driven into the wastes

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      i have an identical story except instead of breaking it loose he rounded the bolt off

  8. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boomers think the deciding factor of starting a push mower is cord pulling technique
    Kek. They are just shitty old motors with clogged up carb. Its just a game of luck whether it starts first pull or not.

  9. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans are all closeted homosexuals

  10. 12 months ago
    Test

    If you do this, just remember to start the mower OFF THE GRASS. You'll look like an absolute moron if you try to start it on the grass, especially if the grass is wet, pro tip

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You'll look like an absolute moron if you try to start it on the grass, especially if the grass is wet
      only if you're a dyel

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        >only if you have a dyel mower
        fixed

        • 12 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope harder

  11. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >pull lawn mower cord
    >the entire mower moves but the cord is just as short as before
    Wtf is this homosexual bullshit.

  12. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    thank you
    >lawn mower crank-mog a rival dad in front of his family
    that goes on my bucket list

    gotta have goals to aim for in life and that one is stupid enough for me

  13. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    The crankshaft on my mower is bent and makes the whole thing vibrate like crazy. Hands literally hurt after mowing my lawn. I'm too weak to bend it back without using tools.

  14. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rival Dad? What king of gay, homosexual shit is that? This dude deserves to be cucked for being a petty moron.

  15. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is some fricking sad, boomer shit.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he's being a bit ironic and is self-aware of it.

      Cranking lawnmowers has nothing to do with being strong. I could start them when I was 11 years old. When I was 20 I would have to pull it to start the lawnmore for my really old dad (RIP) who still had a lot of farmer strength but was 73 and slower. I could pull it quickly while his arms were strong but he couldn't pull it as fast.

      Did I mention I was a complete dyel.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      im gonna frick his wife

  16. 12 months ago
    Nuck Figgers

    Man, this thread just shows me how many lazy & advert to nature Americans there are
    >abuuuuu da beez & laydeebuhgz & wormz & butterflyz n shiet theyz gun hurt me booooo
    >i aint wastin' my time to tend to no gadamn dert
    >why grow vegetuhbulls n frootz when eyez can buy demz frum walmart
    > da HOA wown lemme chaynge mai lawn n shiet

    have a nice day right now. If you dont live in a hellhole megacity with skyscrapers & you dont have ANY crops in your yard nor any native flora that attracts native cute birds to the area, have a nice day.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah he's right, at least about bumblebees. When I was a kid I saved one from drowning in our pool and he let me pet him. Ever since I have felt a natural bond with this creature. They're bros.

      You some kind of homosexual?
      Bees are based bro insects. And so are wasps and hornets and ants and all the rest 2bh. As long as you're in tune with nature they don't frick with you, they just chill.

      Frick you, bumblebitches. I'll frick you straight up your fuzzy, stripped asses

      • 12 months ago
        Nuck Figgers

        Man, FRICK you. Bees produce the best & only honey in the world. Or do you eat vegan honey which is just sugar turned into a paste?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      you live in some shitty flat in a Black personmetropolis in europe. what would you know about lawns? you've never even seen anything but brick and concrete in your life. you've never seen a wolf or a bear or any wildlife at all. you've never been camping because you don't own a car and rely on public transport. you've never lived in a house in the woods because euros aren't allowed to build in a green belt. you've never lived in a comfy suburb either because "suburbs" in europe are just Black person project buildings on the outskirts of the Black personmetropolis. when we need advice on getting raped by pakis, or not questioning the holocaust, we'll ask you.

      • 12 months ago
        Nuck Figgers

        >he thinks Im a euro
        Lmao, have a nice day Ligger Nover
        You didn't deny or disprove anything I said

  17. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a weak homosexual. I use a scythe like my ancestors before me.

  18. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >rival dad
    wtf is that shit? not american

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's something we usually refer to as a 'joke.'

  19. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the most American thread I've seen today

  20. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, because my mower is electric and requires a gentle button-press to start.

  21. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can tell things never went beyond that because he posted it on Twitter. That single event must have made his month

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Exactly lol the other dude might have thought about it for 3 seconds but it's made this moron's month

  22. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    I could start a lawnmower when I was a twiggy 12 year old. Why would I struggle to do that now?

  23. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you really want to mog another dad. Play with their kids. Most dads are out of shape and can't keep up with their kid. A little foot racing, play wrestling, or even playing cars will get all the wives looking at you wishing their husband's were like you

  24. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    >make lawnmower thread
    >all 40 to 60 fitzens come out of the woodwork and start arguing
    lol

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

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