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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Judo mogs bjj

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And you do neither. Sit down.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ gotta be the gayest martial art.
      Watched a video and the whole time the dude was talking about getting mounted and how he “likes to be on bottom and let someone else take control” until he can find an opening.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yet he would break your limbs and leave you squealing like a pig

        Curious

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that’s the gayest way you could have phrased that, you homo

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            T. Visibly shaken

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what, from an orgasm?
              what are you implying, homosexual?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          if some bjj moron broke someone's limbs they would go to jail for a few years, or be sued for thousands of dollars in medical expenses, or both.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >He thinks people get arrested for committing violent crime

            How sheltered are you?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your both dumb and evil

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You don't need to break someone's bones.

            A black belt in bjj can basically submit you any way he wants and you're totally helpless. He can just choke you out.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              A black belt bjj doesn't go around instigating fights either. Generally speaking it's jivey Black folk that go around trying to kill people.
              The few unhinged whites that are looking for blood don't spend years practicing kicks, they buy a gun and go hog wild.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know people assault random people in bars and clubs all the time and they get away right? Kinda hard to find randoms especially if it’s busy.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not true

            t. not in jail

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          And then a guy with 3 months wrestling destroys you

          shut up and get on your knees gays. you sure do like talking about BJJ's a lot, now open wide and give me one

          or would you rather fight this slug

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's a power bottom, the most feared out of all wrestlers

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Get into street fight
        >Let opponent land multiple strikes, taking brute force damage
        >Let opponent take me down and mount me
        >A light smile crosses my beaten face, a slight chuckle escapes my bleeding lips
        >"Heh, right where I want em"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed, better results and options standing, directly made to counter strikers.
      Other practitioners:
      Muai thai will cut your face to shreds with elbows.
      Karate will gouge your eyes out.
      Boxing and kickboxing will give you brain damage.
      Sambo and krav maga are made to inflict pain.
      OP is a moron trying to gratify their choice of MA, while the top in their sport do their best to look breedable in the ring, running tackles are the equivalent to a sucker punch so you would get the surprise advantage anyways.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm from a country where Judo is HUGE and I mean huuuuge and most judo guys are weak and get crushed when they transition to BJJ. My Bjj instructor was an international judo medalist and he told me Judo was watered down and no longer the art it used to be. The only people I know that claim Judo is amazing are people from places where Judo is not popular at all and have never trained

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Depends. I train mma in France, where judo is basically like wrestling in the US, and the judokas that did judo only as an after school practice are not that hot in grappling. Those that went to black belt level and compete for decades since they were 16 are tearing through everyone because their takedowns are just so unortbodox.
        I'd say 70% are meh, but the good ones are incredible.
        Now if only we can teach them how to kick...

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gets double-legged
      >fricking dies
      idk guys israelitedo doesn't seem very effective 5 me

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Judo is high skill cieling therefore i respect anyone who can use it. But grappling is always for gays who arent a threat with their hands or feet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my point is, anyone with 3 months of competitive wrestling could kill a judo black belt

          funny how two monkes in the jungle is literally the only thing "judo for da streetz" gays have

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?si=LBBE6yrwqB8un7Xv
            Delusional.
            >Jason Newth Morris (born February 3, 1967) is an American retired judoka. He was a four-time Olympian and 2008 Olympic Coach, best known for winning the silver medal in the –78 kg weight category in the 1992 Summer Olympics and a Bronze Medal in the 1993 World Judo Championships. He is a Hachidan (8th Degree Black Belt) his favorite techniques are Uchi Mata, Tai Otoshi, and his "Sticker or Sticky Foot" (AKA Kosotogari). He was also an NCAA Division I All-American wrestler and 2x EIWA conference champion at Syracuse University.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone can fight.
    It's just a question of how well and under what circumstances.
    P.s. sage this shit thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seething stiff victim

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would fold you like a sheet of paper.
        sage this shit thread

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post body lmao

          You are a victim. You can't even throw a punch

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Trying to learn some bjj. It's annoyingly technical but kind of addictive. I get fricked up by people weighing 100 lb less than me lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And then a guy with 3 months wrestling destroys you

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't either, you can grapple, which is part of it, but fighting?
    You'll die to the first thug with a knife.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pussy mental gymnastics
      >B-buh what if he had an attack helicopter??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about don't get into fights and learn to defuse a situation with your words you legitimate spastic?
        The only guys I know that get into combat sports are manlets that were bullied in school.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I fight as a sport in a cage or a ring. Its truly an exhilirating feeling when you're razor focused and the adrenaline of hurting to not be hurt, the spike of thrill seeing your opponent cower or panic as you impose yourself on him, the hyper awareness of everything and just letting reflexes from years of training take hold.
          Its a blast. I wish more people get to experience this high.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I’ll just keep playing playing competitive r6 siege to get that high with risking my health

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Bibeogaymes!!!!

              Okay wimp pussy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This guy knows what it's all about. Along with getting fitter, drilling cool techniques until getting proper leverage for that kick becomes intuitive, and getting to experiment and react on the fly to something that comes your way. The guys with an attitude problem get shut down real quick and it's nice noticing you have a weakness because the newer guys can't lay a hand on you but the pros that have been training for years just dempsey roll your shit easily. Something to strive for.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pussy coper doubles down

          Lmfao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          finding an actually mature person on IST is wild

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bro you're so mature rn i bet you have a girlfriend

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >all those seething replies
          it really is that easy to piss off the mmalets lmao

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a pacifist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you can be a pacifist and still fight as a sport tbh

      the delusional wannabes who think martial arts will make them “gods” in whatever real fight they think they’ll get in are kidding themselves.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BJJ is the epitome of pacifism

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've knocked out several people irl (including with a single jab)

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh, I think I'm decent enough. Im'm the guy in the right.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this one's a couple of years back

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And this one's a bit after, lost beacuse of a knee (not the one in the vid, the one after that). Cant win them all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        compression artifacts dont hide the fact u missed that left hook still

        i would heem you

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Post fights

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this one's a couple of years back

      And this one's a bit after, lost beacuse of a knee (not the one in the vid, the one after that). Cant win them all.

      Based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      And this one's a couple of years back

      And this one's a bit after, lost beacuse of a knee (not the one in the vid, the one after that). Cant win them all.

      very cool, anon

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Whites typically dont have to

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts guys are bigger homosexuals about their hobby than almost anyone else. Gun guys can kill you too but don't go on and on about it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Whites typically dont have to

      Beta cope

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Martial arts are such a hilarious cope to me. Like yeah all that time spent training doesn’t change the fact you’re 5’8 150 pounds soaking wet. I’d trounce probably 95% of “fighters” just because my big 6’2 260 pound body is a massive advantage, and I’ve never even thrown a punch in my life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >le 260 meme
      Get in the cage, Bradley

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Holy delusional cope!

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't breed

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BJJ is fun, I got my purple belt last year

    Recently fell in love with Muay Thai, surprisingly a lot easier on the body

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that is surprising

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, you get bumps and bruises sure, but your joints don't get wrecked like they do in BJJ

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's why I have a gun and I don't walk around with my head up my ass.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    am i wrong in saying a 1/2/3/4 + decent cardio gym bro with no fight experience can disintegrate any normal untrained person or badminton/tennis white guy?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No you are right, when the fighting skills are equal (untrained on untrained but fit or trained on trained but stronger) the stronger guy will win almost every time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For the most part, yes. Strength and cardio are never a bad thing

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But I can
    Picrel

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's wrong with your nipples
      Did your sensei suck on them ? Is that how you got your black belt in karate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, it’s a secret BJJ technique to get the other man to cum…I mean tap!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sorry it's just the ideal nipple size

        https://i.imgur.com/yf8z3UT.gif

        Lol

        You look like a gay

        Mad cause small and no black belt

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a gay

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's okay, I know how to not live around undesirables and how to shoot a gun.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And you can't get no virgin pussy. Stay gay, i don't care

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guys who can't fight get mogged and beaten up, girls pussy dries up when they see that

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No that doesn't happen to me. Bc i don't hang out in packs of frustrated incel manlets. I hang out with girls who suck my dick and worship me.
        You are scared of men though. Thats why you do ma

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Pussy mental gymnastics

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yah sure i am a pussy bc i don't prepare myself 3x times a week for any potential conflict with anon
            do you know more girls with ufc posters in their room or girls with prettyboy twink posters in their room? do you even know girls and spend time in their rooms? If i potentialy would beat up the next drunk moron crossing my way what would i win? Ma incels don't have any girls to take away, right? i never was in a situation where i thought man i wish i knew how to fight

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look at the mmacel. All he can do is name call and stir the pot because all he knows to do is escalate things to cause a fight.
              Problem is I have a gun. What now tough guy?

              https://i.imgur.com/6vyTwZU.gif

              >You're a pu-ACK

              Oof. Seething pussy cope!
              You can't defend yourself or your loved ones. You would get your arm broken/jaw clocked before you even fumbled for your pea shooter

              Stay defenceless lmao

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dead men can't talk

                https://i.imgur.com/6vyTwZU.gif

                >You're a pu-ACK

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Whaoo calm down Shadow the hedgehog!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The reality is you'd spin around and get the f*** out of there as soon as you saw even a glimpse of the dude's gun.
                You'd be full of lead if you even attempted to charge a competent gun owner. And don't try pretend like you'd have enough charm or tact to get close to the guy before he suspected you as a threat.
                Is your life really worth nothing to you?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s not about living it’s about honor. hand to hand combat experts are the closest thing to a samurai warrior in the ruins we call a civilization…..

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                We don't live in feudal japan.
                We live in a modern, secularized western society that completely criminalized violence.
                You're expecting a guy to engage in a fair fight with you when he has a game ending tool on him to use if things don't go his way.
                As much as I'd like it to be the way you describe, it just isn't. Practice mma or whatever all you want, but you sure as hell better be armed if you value your life or your family's.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >We live in a modern, secularized western society that completely criminalized violence.

                It's funny because your funko pop collecting tech worker beta ass actually believes this

                Reality is, savage hits you, gets away with it, and your girls pussy dries up forever

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                More commonly you'll just get punked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Actual Samurai used guns you tard. They fought to win.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                samurais were bonehead buttholes. bushido was later invention, after warring period. there is nothing to romanticize about them.

                You know people assault random people in bars and clubs all the time and they get away right? Kinda hard to find randoms especially if it’s busy.

                found the turdworlder

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you're an idiot. Literally work as a bartender or any job that deals with a high turnover of customers and you'll see people get away with illegal shit all the time. I bet you'd see a bag of coke and freak thinking theres some high level drug dealer around

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Pussy mantitty who doesn't know how to fight is getting ragey!

                Watch out! He's gonna draw!

                Pahahahaahaha

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >or your loved ones
                I have loved ones

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >defenceless
                >defence
                >c

                That explains this thread lmao

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look at the mmacel. All he can do is name call and stir the pot because all he knows to do is escalate things to cause a fight.
            Problem is I have a gun. What now tough guy?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >You're a pu-ACK

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look at the mmacel. All he can do is name call and stir the pot because all he knows to do is escalate things to cause a fight.
              Problem is I have a gun. What now tough guy?

              lol

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'll kick that gun out of your hand and choke your ass out.
              Have fun in The Dungeon as a gunless rape slave for life.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope you aren't being serious.
                Life is not an anime/action movie.
                You see a gun, you leave.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I have three men chained in The Dungeon as we speak.
                While you were buying your Glock, I honed my homosexuality.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can (training in muay thai and Luta Livre since nearly 9 years). I still carry a knife and pepper spray with me.
    I don´t need to fight fair in the street and I especially don´t need to prove anything. If some drunk trys to act tough, I go away. If he follows me, I either spray him or punch him with the back of my knife (window breaker).
    If a group of thugs ask me for a cigarret or for the time, alarm sirens are going on in my head. Why would a group of 5 people ask a single person for a cigarrette or how could 5 people not have a watch/phone? Its always a way to rob someone.
    I tell them no and have my pepperspray in my left and my knife in my right hand ready (hidden in my jacket)

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've done enough bjj to simply stand up. Bjj past basic understanding is only relevant to the sport

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a white so I can deal with violent confronations by talking. I have talked myself out of two fights with blacks·

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aka pussy beta

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they teach CQC in the military?
    Just watching videos of Ukraine, it all seems like pointless training.
    Even the recent protests in the US few are throwing punches and they all freak out over fireworks. I'm surprised there are groups still training to fight when weapons are easier to use.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fighting empty handed is good weapons training but most people do it for sport

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Take a 300+lb pro footballer and teach them how to fight for like 6 months and theyd be better than just about anyone easily.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has been done and they aren't that great

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Take a 300+lb pro footballer and teach them how to fight for like 6 months and theyd be better than just about anyone easily.
      That doesn't even work with Senegalese wrestlers, nevermind footballers. They all suck.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can flying knee. That's all your really kneed to be honest.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was rolling with a girl and she started giggling a bunch and I started getting a boner and had to stop

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you cant fight, you wont be able to fight off female bullies

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Garrote

    I used to could box but am too long still and have gotten fat.
    Now I'm trying to get in shape by lifting weights and restricting eating.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The amount of pussy mental gymnastics ITT

    >Being weak and unable to throw a punch is actually... Le good!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Penis will touch vegana in a big and exciting way.
      All sales are final.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Plug it in and let the fun begin, big booty time tonight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mental gymnastics
      Oh honey, at least they're outside?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're so upset. Do you need a hug?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I heard about this.
        Thought maybe it was fake.
        Glad to get confirmation

        Brazilian JuJitsu legit looks like gay rape. It was created by a jap named Mitsuyo Maeda, who learned early-phase Judo from its founder (Jigoro Kano). However, Maeda was expelled from Japan for 2,400 acts of forced public homosexuality. So, he took his manraping skills to the jungles of Brazil, hoping to rape many exotic species in the rainforest. One day, while chasing monkeys, he found the Gracie brothers. I dont have to tell you what happened next. Rather than run away, the gracies decided to become his students, becoming proficient in the arts of homosexual rape. When their training was complete, Maeda excreted a 4-foot long turd on each of their tests, telling them it was their "brown belt." All the elder gracies still have those giant Rio steamers, in glass cases on their walls, as heirlooms to be passed on to their descendants. Truly, brazilian ju jitsu has a glorious history.

        >Seething beta funko pops descend into gibberish

        Sad! Many such cases...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why didn't you include me in your mass reply?

          Penis will touch vegana in a big and exciting way.
          All sales are final.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilian JuJitsu legit looks like gay rape. It was created by a jap named Mitsuyo Maeda, who learned early-phase Judo from its founder (Jigoro Kano). However, Maeda was expelled from Japan for 2,400 acts of forced public homosexuality. So, he took his manraping skills to the jungles of Brazil, hoping to rape many exotic species in the rainforest. One day, while chasing monkeys, he found the Gracie brothers. I dont have to tell you what happened next. Rather than run away, the gracies decided to become his students, becoming proficient in the arts of homosexual rape. When their training was complete, Maeda excreted a 4-foot long turd on each of their tests, telling them it was their "brown belt." All the elder gracies still have those giant Rio steamers, in glass cases on their walls, as heirlooms to be passed on to their descendants. Truly, brazilian ju jitsu has a glorious history.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I heard about this.
      Thought maybe it was fake.
      Glad to get confirmation

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