You cant refute this

>Best drink of all time
>Makes you confident
>Helps your cut
>Mogs your appetite
>More test

I could go on

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Gets your addicted
    >Turns you into a whiny c**t if you miss your morning cup
    >Wrecks your sleep cycle

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      only if you have weak genes, sorry

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re an ((energy)) drinker aren’t you?

        Just make sure it’s decaf so you get all the gains and none of the sleep deprivation!

        No I still I drink black coffee or dry scoop guarana extract. But I'm just very aware of the downsides to regular caffeine consumption.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You missed the point. I also drink black coffee, which helps with cutting and bowel movement, but my genes make it so I have none of the downsides at the cost of not having all the benefits (no energy boost).

          There is literally no downside to my consumption of coffee (maybe 0.5L a day) and quite often I stop for several weeks proving I'm not addicted.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >often I stop for several weeks proving I'm not addicted.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              whatever helps you cope buddy

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/tpbCorH.jpg

            >often I stop for several weeks proving I'm not addicted.

            >My genes filter all the negatives of caffeine

            >My genes dictate I need drugs to shit well

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >t. shakes like he has parkinsons after 2 cups
              >Verification not required

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Which you do, and just don't realize it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’re an ((energy)) drinker aren’t you?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just make sure it’s decaf so you get all the gains and none of the sleep deprivation!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Not knowing temperance
      >Not optimizing your coffee drinking window to one-two cups an hour and a half before waking and no more after 11am so you can still make impressive sleep gains
      >Not taking L-theanine before bed

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My homie. L-theanine is the shit

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't drink caffeine after lunch and I take L-Theanine before bed lmao. You idiots just aren't capable of understanding shades of gray are you?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I drink caffeine up to 7 or 8 some nights, not coffee, but still. Have no more problem sleeping at like 10-11 with my Olly gummies and my other meds than I do on other nights.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Need uppers to function
            >Need downers to sleep
            Have you considered just not doing those things and having a normal sleep cycle?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I function pretty fine without them tbh
              Without the uppers I generally still use some downers as ADHD and OCD run wild and sleeping can get very difficult. That said I need to ween off the melatonin. That shit was meant to be temporary. Otherwise I function the same without caffeine during the day. I just like the buzz and taste.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You drink your coffee an hour and a half before waking? CLASSIC addict.

        Never heard of L-theanine, will definitely have a look into it when they've done some large scale testing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gives you acid reflux
      >gives you IBS
      >makes you shit diarrhea
      >makes your breath stink
      >nakes your piss stink

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot the worst one
      >stains your teeth

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm hooked but /makingit/. Trying2wean off

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >coffee addiction
      no such thing

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >relying on substances other than water, oxygen and basic nutrition to exist

    im good

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caffeine is a basic nutrient.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        sure if you eat the actual beans

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >african beverage

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    WHY IM SHIT SO MANY BLOOD AFTER DRINKING COFFEE????

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      just weakness leaving your body bro

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is there so much coffee shilling recently?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Words from an addict about their favourite substance

    Please go on

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Good Preworkout
    >Greatly superior to coffee for the purpose of working out
    Matcha (made properly)
    >Superior to coffee for both working out and leisure/ simple enjoyment
    Filtered Water
    >Unbeatable.

    There is nothing wrong with enjoying coffee as a daily drink, after dinner, or casually on a date. It’s a good beverage— albeit, one which is surpassed by many others. That said, it does have drawbacks and it isn’t anything worth writing home about… Yet, people keep shilling it here. It would be one thing if coffeehomosexuals at least came in swinging with either Espresso or Cappuccino— the two superior preparations of coffee— or at least made a point to highlight dark espresso roast beans, a Turkish grinding technique, etc… but they don’t. Instead, they always use the same picture of a cup of fricking coffee, surrounded by fricking beans. WHY? Why do they do this? Nobody believe you, OP. You are a homosexual.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Preworkout
      Heart attack powder

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Makes you confident
      >More test
      The frick are you on about?
      Is coffee good for you? Sure.
      Are you a fricking delusional moron OP? Most definitely.

      >Preworkout
      Eeh too be fair many of those rely heavily on caffeine.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mogs the whole world as being the objectively best countries to live in
    >consumes the most coffee in the world
    scandibros, we simply cannot stop winning!

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >white europeans addicted to coffee
      >none-white europeans not
      Feels good being white

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    sippin sum cofe rite now bros

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw the first sip of burned bean juice of the day

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >causes tons of stress, which is literally the worst thing on the planet
    and no, you cant “regulate it” or “deal with it”. its cortisol spikes and crap that you cannot prevent. its SANDBlack person BEANS THAT YOU BOIL.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wait 2-3 hours after waking up to consume coffee
      >cortisol increase is negligible
      your retort?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stress, which is literally the worst thing on the planet
      Stress isn't an inherently bad thing. High chronic stress is dangerous, deadly so.
      No stress is dangerous and unhealthy too. Low levels of stress are beneficial to body and mind.
      >verification not required

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What is consensus? I trust my based anons take.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm with the normies on this one. Two cups per day cheers me up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coffee is based and good for you

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Weed is based and good for you
        >TRT is based and good for you
        >HRT is based and good for you

        It's great that you enjoy your drugs but please frick off telling me it's good for you to use them. I used to have one cup of coffee a day that threw my sleep off after quitting and caused insomnia. My anxiety dropped massively after quitting. Why is this drug the only acceptable one other than mass #consoomproduct culture.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Coffee is proven to be good for you.
          If one cup a day did that much to you, you have some severe underlying health issues.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not really. Caffeine is like any drug, not only does it affect different people to varying degrees, but the more you use it, the more resistance you build up. Someone who never drinks coffee could be affected by 1 cup the same way 20 cups would affect an all-day chugger addict. Some people drink so much coffee they can drink a full cup then fall asleep, because their bodies are so used to the caffeine it hardly has any effect. Much the same way a chain smoker no longer gets a high, he just needs to smoke constantly to maintain a normal baseline. But someone who's never smoked would get a high from a single cig.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              > Some people drink so much coffee they can drink a full cup then fall asleep,
              the key is this. use it a pre THEN workoyt hard then enjoy gains and the taper off.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not aware sensitivity to coffee marking severe underlying health issues? If you could find something that does I'd be grateful. I've always been very sensitive to it since childhood as a single teaspoon gives me a huge energy boost. If I take one teaspoon at 2pm I legit won't sleep till 2am even if my established sleeping time is 9pm. I get every positive in droves and every negative also. Including all these

            >Gets your addicted
            >Turns you into a whiny c**t if you miss your morning cup
            >Wrecks your sleep cycle

            >gives you acid reflux
            >gives you IBS
            >makes you shit diarrhea
            >makes your breath stink
            >nakes your piss stink

            My ancestry is English & Irish, who are probably the harbingers of caffeine consumption to the modern world. Idk if that helps.

            This is a large reason why I don't like people recommending it. My best mate's Italian and has 3 a day and experiences brain fog that he himself blames on caffeine. He also goes to sleep at 5am. I don't think it's useful in life as anything more than an emergency mode crutch i.e if you have to pull an all-nighter. It also is proven to hit your dopamine receptors hard, which are already burnt out on most people by cooming and gaming. Maybe that hit is less severe on that demographic. If you want to be successful in life one of the worst things you can do is release excess unnatural dopamine, which is the main thing coffee does.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's poison. Never drink it. I share this opinion based on posts from fellow autists on fitness inspired image board AND Nikola Tesla whom I never met.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >first dubs
        Okay, fren. I'll quit this poison.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        So whites can cope with coffee, but slavs can't

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    shh almost done

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >1-4 cups a day minimizes risk of liver cancer, heart disease, parkinson's, stroke

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine wasting energy and time debating this shit, who cares, drink whatever you want. Just lift heavy weights ffs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can drink my piss if you want before fricking off.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he unironically likes caffeine
    >not modafinil, methylphenidate, isopropylphenidate, or amphetamine
    What a weak homosexual.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes you confident
    I wish, it makes me highly nervous/anxious

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I wish, it makes me highly nervous/anxious
      for me its 50/50. One day im a chad, the next day im a neurotic beta. wtf is that bros. same coffee, same time everyday,.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Foul mud

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >drink coffee
    >suffer intrusive thoughts about harming myself and others for the next few days
    Idk why coffee makes me so anxious but I literally never drink it, anyone else like this?

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