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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    which ronaldo is the one on the left?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      R9 ronaldo nazario.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        huh i always thought ronaldo was brasilian. never thought portugese were so gypsy looking

        unironically a monkey

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the ''Portuguese'' Ronaldo is from Madeira Island which is an island off the coast of Morocco in the Atlantic ocean which belongs to Portugal.
          Technically he is closer genetically to North African and Guanches (ancient NAFRI/Spaniard stock that lived on those islands like Tenerife, Canarias, Madeira) etc.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only true Ronaldo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        brutal mog

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Brutal mog, but in all seriousness real Ronaldo (left) was a true phenomenon. Unique and insane on the field.

        t. Argie that loves football and admits its true beauty.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >real Ronaldo (left)
          The fact that you attempted to clarify it says everything.

          When people hear "Ronaldo" they think
          "CRISTIANO"

          When people hear "football" they think
          "CRISTIANO"

          When people hear "GOAT" they think
          "CRISTIANO"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no world cup
            lol lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Rigged anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Soccer fans are hilarious. Probably the most pathetic of all. Even kpop fans are better than soccer fans. The amount of dick riding these guys have for cristiano or messi is just pathetic. You act like saying something against either of these 2 is the same level as insulting your family

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Soccer fans worship these players who are 1000 layers removed from their lives and kill each other over them.
              Soccer stinks and there's 4 billion Soccer fans watching every game on one TV like pic related

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      el ronaldo macaco jajaja

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        found the chilean

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the cool 1

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The original

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The actual Ronaldo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The troony fricker lel.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    cr7 lives and breathes athletic exceptionalism in soccer

    ronaldo is just a fricking brazilian

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I know my brazilian brother be doing cocaine on the regular

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ronaldo was a better player in his prime than Christiano Penaldo

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Haaland rn is a better played all time than Pendu. Salah is too. Penaldo hasn't even surpassed Eusebio

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >there are two soccer Ronaldos
    Finally my memory isnt torn apart any longer.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im 32. seems like i already made it then.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lennymaxxing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has that guy's leg rotten away yet?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the huge gut is acting as a sponge absorbing all of the pus, toxic shit and cancer
        he is fricking black transexuals as we speak, he says he will never die

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        managed to heal somehow it looked like piss huehue

    • 3 weeks ago
      nigger

      What a FREAK!

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want to be the left though

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >TEAM CRONALDO
    ronaldochuds... not like this..

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    CR7 has looked like that for 10 years. The fact that he's an all time athlete with infite resources and time makes that an unironic trash body even at 39. The fact that there's a reasonable choice he's using test as well makes it a joke tbh

    Yeah, I look better than him

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What tf should he look like? Have you ever played soccer? This is the best body for that kind of sport. Not everybody needs to be a bodybuilder.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this lol in pretend-you're-hurt-Black personball you don't have to have 20 inch arms for shit you just have to be at 10-12%bf

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        even with that physique he was always too stiff but maybe that had to do more with him not being that talented and struggling to use his body the way you're supposed to in football

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          terrible bait

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think an extra 10 lbs of muscle would hurt his performance

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If it doesn't directly contribute to his ability to kick a ball it will. Imagine strapping on a 10lb vest for a long ass game. Also that 10lbs happens to need oxygenated blood.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If it doesn't directly contribute to his ability to kick a ball it will.
            There's more to soccer than kicking
            >Imagine strapping on a 10lb vest for a long ass game.
            Muscle isn't dead weight

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not that anon but I don't see your point. It seems more like you have never tried running around a huge ass field and kicking a ball for 90+ minutes. Otherwise you would know packing on extra muscle for no reason would be completely useless, hell he would probably benefit his performance from LOSING some excess muscle instead

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes I have. I definitely got better being stronger. You aren't running nonstop it's more like very slowly jogging or walking then running hard then going back to slow jogging. the idea that you should have some distance runner physique is wrong. you collide and struggle with your opponents a lot

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Low quality bait

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Yeah, I look better than him
      I seriously doubt that, and even if you miraculously did, there's no way you have even half the athleticism a professional footballer has

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude you'd gas out after 5 minutes in a football game

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brazilian trap fricker Ronaldo was better at his peak though just saying

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    procrastinating until im 38 and then do something

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's pissi cuckitini

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't know shit. R9 has massive thyroid issues and his knees were absolutely FRICKED.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        TSUUUUUU

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The first time I ever heard about Christiano Ronaldo was on the Fifa Streets video game on xbox. I remember him because I was surprised you could unlock Ronaldo so early with such low stats and then was confused that it the wrong Ronaldo.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fenómeno was something else, carried Brazil to 02WC and would have done the same in 98 had he not missed the final. Penaldo was and is a statpadding baby that has never even played a WC final despite dedicating every single minute of his life to football.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bloatmaxxed GOAT vs Washed Penalty Poacher

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are latin americans so fat?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it’s so confusing these brown guys have the same last name

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many mohammed ronaldo`s there are out there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ronaldo is a first name. Cristiano Ronaldo is a composite name, like Juan Pablo and such.

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