You didnt think becoming?

You didn’t think becoming IST was enough right anon? You need to be handsome, charismatic, well groomed, and funny if you want to even have a chance at getting laid.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want to get laid I want to get married

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You need these qualities to get a date also

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want a date, I said I want to get married

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot about being tall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Needing to be tall is a tiresome IST meme.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get the fuck off this board and stop shitting it up.
      Die, demoralizing fags.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        They only post this shit in every board because it works and you fall for it every time.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >not understanding what a sage is

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 6'2". I'm not demoralized.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm 5'9". I'm not demoralized.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have nothing of that except arguably funny but I have a date with a very pretty coworker coming up because I showed her videos of me doing a strongman competition
    She was mirin my hip drive

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >if you want to even have a chance at getting laid.
    Don't care about women.
    I will never speak to women
    I will never listen to women
    I will never have sex with a woman
    I will never watch videos containing women
    I will never listen to music containing women
    I will never even look at a woman
    I will remain a virgin to my very death, and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
    I hate them.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Please. I am getting fit because of the lack of charisma. I am dead inside.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I am all the above except for IST which is why I am lifting. It's the last thing on my checklist. Once I achieve ottermode I will be chad.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've discovered the key to charisma and charming normies. I find the most popular opinions around through analyzing reddit.com and twitter comments, and repeat them as often and as loud as I can. I make sure I am extra snarky and sassy like a sitcom character when I argue these points so everyone knows I have the correct ideas and am a cool funny guy

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did all that and it worked
    end of thread

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Thought the fr fr no cap meme was all just fake shitposting
    >gym around 3:30 to 4:30pm
    >becomes literally INFESTED the fucking things
    >it's not even a meme 80% of them literally have that haircut

    What the fuck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Remember the high and tight 5 gears ago, and the manbun before that?

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