You DO eat healthy, right?

You DO eat healthy, right?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't until now. I am replacing my eggs and butter with pseudoegg fried in sneed oils. Thank you government task force. I'm glad the experts care for me.

    Isn't it wonderful we live in an era when we can manufacture foods that fix all the problems with harmful natural foods? I frickin love science.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's the spirit! I'm glad that you're making healthy choices 🙂

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are they ranking these foods?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Amount of fat

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How does that in any way mean it'll be a healthier food? By that metric pure sugar cubes would be better almost anything you could eat

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          because people can't into moderation. it's about eating as much low calorie foods as you can throughout the day. watermelon is literally water and you'd be severely malnourished if that was the only plant you eat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what's that scale?

      https://i.imgur.com/F05dZuf.png

      I see this so many times but no one links the source, what are they ranking?

      >CAN SOMEONE POST THE SOURCE HOLY SHT

      recommendation units

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Profit margins
      Ability to produce healthcare-sustaining disease rates

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Frosted Mini Wheats above skinless chicken breast
    This induces moronation

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Healthy =/= muscle gain

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frosted mini wheats over literally any whole food is mental moronation whether we're talking health or fitness

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How much does the whole food industry pay you for posts like this one? $0.02? Or maybe $0.05?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            NOOOOOOOO NOT THE WHOLE FOOD INDUSTRY, AAAAAAAA Black personMAN HELP ME, IM IN DIRE NEED OF SOME CORN SYRUP HELP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Grains are garbage even if they are whole. Ground beef isn't "whole" but is healthier than any grain-based food.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >cheddar cheese
    >ground beef
    >worse than sugar coated cereal and literal ice cream
    Wat

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thanks for the tip, cereal lobby.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Honey nut Cheerios better than eggs and beef
    Yes yes, i see.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      HNNNNGGG

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's that scale?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >honey nut cheerios
    >not plain cheerios
    >frosted mini wheats
    Is this the healthiest junk food list or something?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see this so many times but no one links the source, what are they ranking?

    >CAN SOMEONE POST THE SOURCE HOLY SHT

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      then you would be able to see through their shitty strawman arguments

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >no one links the source
      Saw something similar to it a bunch of times in the chow hall when I was in. Like others have said, they rank stuff based on fat content because we're still living in the 80s apparently

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >milk, whole 49
        >milk, skim 67
        pretty much
        https://sites.tufts.edu/foodcompass/research/data/

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE AMERICA
    I HATE AMERICA
    I HATE AMERICA

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Source is a paper criticising the limitations of some food ranking algorithm and they made this list specifically to prove that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I also found the source.
      https://osf.io/preprints/socarxiv/eu578/

      it shouldn't be surprising that morons can't read.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Watermelon at top
    I wonder who wrote this

    • 2 years ago
      Allah

      Black folk

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick, why milk is so low. I drink milk 5 times a day, i thought its healthy.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, I eat very unhealthy to ensure that the healthy food gets to the marginalized communities first.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Slave gruel diet.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I should be used to this evil by now, but it still makes me furious to see how they lie to people.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If they told the truth subhumans would succeed just by being obedient. Currently, health and fitness are exclusively for independent thinking men.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is just a dumb troll, isn't? I mean, even the militant anti saturated fat vegans would not rate honey nut cheerios over whole wheat bread?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't even see "egg substitute fried in vegetable oil" yet. This is an obvious troll, and it's a pretty decent one.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It was the first thing I noticed, and I didn't read much more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It's real. They're serious. The guy who made it just got picked for Biden's nutrition team.

      You'll notice it's designed specifically to discourage eating animal products.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll have you know that it's made by Mozaffarian of Tufts University, a high priest of nutrition science.
      You will eat the cheerios and wonder why you ever resisted.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dude I simply dont careI just crack open one good ol cottage cheeserino and I have protons and healthy fats for days,and maybe have a normal meal here and there,but the convenience is too big to miss it.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i do low fat high protein high fibre and now i spend an hour on the toilet twice a week. got frustrated and ate two slices of rye bread with sesame oil, hopefully that gets shit moving

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"""frosted mini wheats"""
    >processed shit with HFCS
    >3rd with 87
    >ground beef
    >last with 26
    what the actual frick

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Globohomosexual hates us and wants us to die. Everything they say is opposite of truth.

      It's not just nutrition, it's everything. They say diveristy is strength but it's actually a weakness. They say jabs are safe and effective but they are actually dangerous and useless. Everything.

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