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You don't do this, right, IST?
Take pictures of random men like a complete gay? No, I don’t do that.
I can point out 3 things he's doing wrong.
i think they're making fun of him because he's only squatting one plate? not sure
What’s the lore behind this pic OP? I still don’t get this meme
Is he curling in the squat rack?
what a fucking piece of shit
it's fairly obvious anons, go to a gym
there's nothing to get
anons pretend he's doing something wrong when he's not
oh man so funny where ever do these epic memers come up with this comedy gold? gays
amazing how there is always one retard who doesn't see it
It's a small group of shitposting autists who don't lift trying to force a meme, like "le OHP in the squat rack" or "Mike Patton, king of fit!1!shift+one!"
It will never be naturally self-perpetuating, so they have to force it by shitposting every now and then. Ignore it/sage and move on.
No, you ruined the joke so ill lay out the real story. It is similar enough to the newbie lifter look that it raises anxieties among newbies in the thread. Its a fun hazing type thing and you are bitter probably because you have trauma from it. Its as old as fit at this point.
i still remember it like it was yesterday
I don’t give a fuck , I would seriously take this guy to the side and tell him like “Bruh , don’t this shit no more” , for fuck sake, fresh like have some tact lmao.
Is that asshole squatting in the curl rack?
Squatting is a good way to compress your spine and get a hernia
Stick to the leg press
I know it's a meme at this point, but what would you do if you saw this guy in your gym, in the squat rack? Honestly I probably go up to him and say "Hey, bro, can I use that once you're done?" He gives me a "Y-yeah, sure man!" and I walk off.
I go to my car and wait. After he's finished with his workout (he probably spends an extra five minutes looking around for me, confused that I'm not on the rack right now) I watch him leave the gym. Maybe he gets in his car to drive back home, maybe he walks.
Either way, I follow.
I follow him back to his dwelling and watch him enter. I give him a couple of minutes, then I knock on the door.
He opens it. I cover his mouth and push him inside.
He's struggling, but he's DYEL so who gives a fuck? I get him on the ground and get his pants around his ankles. And then I enter him missionary style. Most guys would fuck a twink like that doggy, but not me. My goal is humiliation; men fuck other men from behind, but women get fucked on their back like bitches.
I go to town on this lad's boyhole, get his ankles up on my shoulders, get him squealing amd wriggling. I cum inside him and fill him with a big, sticky load, and place him on the ground.
He thinks I'm finished, and then I grab his head and start to jack myself off with his mouth. I probably giggle watching his eyes cross and seeing creamy bits of precum fling off of his chin. He's waiting for the final humiliation, when suddenly I spin him around, get him airborne, and start fucking his ass midair. His legs wrap around my midsection for support, his back arches as I wrap my fingers around the back of his head and thrust into my new fucktoy. He's got a messy asshole from my last load, and this slick fucking is just what I need to finish my night.
I pump my second and final load into him, then drop him on the ground. He's delirious from multiple prostate orgasms.
I leave and return to my house, kiss my wife, and then sit down for a home cooked meal with the kids.
nice, gay fantasy
I guess ive been on here too long since it seems like im the only one who remembers this gem
the amount of married IST guys that swallow my cum is insane. I thought this shit was for porn movie plots not real life
been away from fit for 2 years and im happy to see its somehow still just as gay.
Do you feel the fear
That motherfucker is at it again isnt he
this guy literally looks exactly like me 4 years ago
but I know its not me because hes wearing normie shoes
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