>you go to return your dumbbells. >femoid steals your bench

>you go to return your dumbbells
>femoid steals your bench
>you see this as you turn 360 degrees and face her from the rack
What do?

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *clears throat*
    Honey, I was using that

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alpha chad response

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *sniff*

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cleanly spear a bar up her twat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shieeeeet
      Off by one

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread theme

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ponder the aroma

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put down your towel on the bench you're using, fucking moron. That's the universal sign for "taken"

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he's a moron, he probably doesn't use a towel

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's my point. God, I love living in a white country.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he's a moron, he probably doesn't use a towel

      you fucks prolly using mask inside lmao onions gargling gays

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, we never had a mask mandate. Hygiene is just incomprehensible for non-whites and non-asians

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >doesn’t wear a mask in the middle of a pandemic
          >thinks he’s hygienic

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >thinks cloth masks work against viruses
            >restricts his breathing while lifting

            ngmi

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in the middle of a pandemic
            That's been gone for over a year, we're all about the war now. Keep up, fag.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >pandemic

            gay

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >he's scared of the sniffles

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Mega cope

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine popping her pussy with the towel.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just use another bench unless there are none left, in which case I would have to tell her that was my bench and I am sure she would be apologetic.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using cable stack at gym
    >guy brings over of those weird jumping platforms that only 50 year old women use
    >places it near centimetres from the cable stack
    >also begins to wheel over stationary bike
    >places the platform underneath the rear of the bike
    >now just peddling downhill
    why

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's up with the partial ceiling?

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    From the photo, the gym seems pretty empty. Not a likely scenario, but I'd just chalk it up to the person being an asshole and just go get another bench.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Webm related, but actually achieve the goal and once I'm in she likes it and becomes by girlfriend.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Absolute Chad

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Built for BBC

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      big british cock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Big Bavarian cock

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that women should focus more on back, biceps, and chest than most typically do. A strong upper body is sexy in my eyes, but I still prefer them to put more time into sculpting their lower bodies

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And less goddam time on core. All they do is core it seems like, and if they keep at it their reward is losing their hourglass.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just sneak a sniff anon. I sniffed 4 girls last night. Knowing the layout of the gym and by predicting their movement patterns it becomes very easy to setup complex sniffing schemes. Last night I left my phone under a bench next to a bench two girls were doing hip thrusts with. With good timing I was able to sniff the spotter on first pass and then sniff the other as a she got up from her set. All in less than 15 seconds with no one the wiser. It is the same as any other time you want to get away with something. Look like you belong, act confidently, don't let your eyes wander. Get in, get your sniff, get out. I would rather go to a gym with no women, but if they are there, I might as well use the free test boost. By pretending to not hate women and being handsome, I have even had girls ask me to spot them. This can be many free sniffs, but you may miss optimal rest period, so you will have to weigh risk/reward.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you sniff

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "How'd you get into my basement?"

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I go to a gym? I have everything at home.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you have sweating pretty girls at home though?

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    go back to your pisscord server

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't you have your towel on the bench to mark it and keep it dry?

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