You got two days inside the hyperbolic time chamber/room of spirit and time.

You got two days inside the hyperbolic time chamber/room of spirit and time. Gravity has been reduced to normal so you don't instantly die. You have enough food for the two years and you can't leave before the time is over. You can bring whatever you want inside.

What are you doing?

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I waste two years of my life like that? It's not that hard to life and do other hobbies while still living a normal life.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because God is forcing you to, homie. Now get inside the chamber.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd keep doing what I'm already doing, really: learning and practicing a bunch of things. Now, I would fricking love not to be bothered by anyone and follow an extremely strict routine so I come out as my best self and surprise every motherfricker who doubted me. I'd bring my dog with me to keep me company.

        I get my twink BF and spend 2 years pounding his ass.

        Kek

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A catalogue of all of Nikola Tesla's notes.
    Enough power to charge my phone for 2 years.
    My phone, along with all of the videos I need downloaded.
    A weight bench.
    A pull up bar.
    The Holy Bible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The Holy Bible.
      Based

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        You know he's israelite, right?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jesus maybe, not christ

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            Good response

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          i hate israelite worshippers as much as israelites themselves

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You can bring whatever you want inside.

    I bring my exwife and son and current gf who wants my babies and a midwife who is down for foursomes with medical supplies and mini-nuclear generator with technology as to not be driven insane by the vast nothingness and educate children.

    Getting 2 years of no worries to procreate and spend time with children sounds like a good dream.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      They have an infinite fridge so I'm sure they have other shit anyways it's a literal ducking magic time chamber from dbz

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I can bring anything, then I'd bring a mini-library, weights, a TV, PS5 and some hookers.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get my twink BF and spend 2 years pounding his ass.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically how much gravity could a fitizen handle? 1.1x? 1.2x? 1.5x?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a carnival and find out. This’ll get you to 3g

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your bones could survive about 90 times the gravity of earth before they would start cracking. You probably couldn't move once it got to 10 times though.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blood falls out of the body into the feet at 8 or 9g. So say air plane trains.
        Turn your head to the the opposite of the g to recover faster.

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A complete power rack with a bench
    Various belts, rings, etc for weighted calisthenics
    Philosophy books
    A pile of sketch books and pencils to spend resting time drawing and studying the human body
    A wooden piano
    And a king bed

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Philosophy books

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A pile of sketch books and pencils to spend resting time drawing and studying the human body
      based

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The room has food and all amenities that I could need so I would bring bring power racks, benches, bars, plates, dumbbells and other workout equipment. Maybe boxing gloves and punching bags. Books on mechanics, like how to build a train, car, gun etc. how to smith book and raw materials and tools to try out everything in the books. Also a laptop with movies and games loaded on it. Oh and also a guitar, a bunch of sheet music, a book on music theory and a ddr machine. Oh and also extra beef jerky in all the flavours. That's it I think.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I forgot I would also bring a penis stretching device + whatever device they use to get girth gains. That really is all though.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      You could probably even ask them through a phone or something to drop shit into the time chamber but it would take days to arrive unless they have some magic way of getting it there faster

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A full gym setup and a lot of roids. Im coming out of there bald and with 50lbs more muscle.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    The necessary equipment I need, my phone, a few books, videogames, and my Bible

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would have another hyperbolic time chamber installed inside, and another inside that, and so on...

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would probably give you aids or something dude

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not worried. I can only catch AIDS once. ...spent too much time with Mr. Popo

  12. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A complete home gym setup.

    A laptop computer with a charging station connected to a stationary bike / rowing machine (optional switching).

    The laptop will be equipped with a complete course in computer programming for data scientists. I will also have textbooks nearby, I already have a physics degree, but my coding is subpar.

    I will exercise during the day, and once the laptop is charged and my body is tired, I will lay down, eat, rest, and code until I fall asleep.

    Rinse and repeat for two years. Practice go and chess on the weekends against a robot.

    If I make it through a chapter, or complete a coding-project for my portfolio, I am given access to a cheat meal / a cool movie / some classic porno.

    By the time I emerge in 2 years (2 days irl time), I will have gone from an amateur, to a master of software engineering, with a totally shredded body.

    I will be 10x more valuable in the private job market than in university research, and I will be much more sexually attractive.

  13. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a Saiyan, there's no way I'm going in there.

    I can't survive > 10x Earth's gravity, Antarctic conditions, Saharan conditions, and I don't want to age.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The gravity is normal and you are forced to go in can't you read?

  14. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hit 1/2/3/4 for reps
    If i still have time after that i would do some powerlifting

  15. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >equipment
    Bench, barbell and weights, c2 rowerg, heavy bag and gloves, and most importantly: my body.
    >library
    Holy Bible, Imitation of Christ, Championship Fighting (Dempsey), and a complete set of the original Dragon Ball manga (this includes Z).
    >expected outcome
    Holy hermit with a mean right hook.

  16. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s called the hyperbolic time chamber not the anabolic time chamber. I have nothing else to contribute thank you.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The hypersonic lion tamer?

  17. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing.
    Meditate for two years. Test it if my psyche strong enough or shatter it to pieces

  18. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    17520h goonsesh

  19. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Meditation

  20. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    A complete studio setup with synths, drum machines, samplers etc. Gym stuff. A bunch of LSD and shrooms. Books. Basically reliving my NEET days but without the crippling internet addiction and guilt over doing nothing useful.

  21. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >age two years without cumming raw inside a pussy
    no thanks I should be making children

  22. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably just sleep

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