You have 6 months to turn boogie into a physically fit man with visible abs who can bench at least 2pl8.

You have 6 months to turn boogie into a physically fit man with visible abs who can bench at least 2pl8. If you fail you are cursed to have his fat physique for the rest of your life no matter what you do.
What's your plan?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starting Strength

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    dubs and booger keels over and dies within the next 30 minutes

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice quads

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DId he remove all of his teeth and get the fake ones?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus christ, some of them are literally more cavity than tooth. Makes me want to brush my teeth again tonight

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does this happen? Even just drinking tap water without brushing should prevent this.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          He drinks liters of soda a day anon

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bless this thread and only way to win is to play Russian roulette with a 1911.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Checked and 1 gram tren a week, dnp and 8iu serostim, he gets to eat just a pound of steak a day and does 2 hours cardio a day

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brain transplant into the body of an olympic bodybuilder.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give up immediately.

    Doesn't matter what the consequences or the reward is, it's not happening.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lock him in the basement with no clothes or electronics so he has no contact with the outside world, give him the appropriate foods to eat, get a cattle prod and gun to get him to exercise. Never reveal my face or let him out of my sight, maybe smack him around for a bit when I’m feeling he’s not progressing. I’ve always wanted to try this with other fatties too to see if it works.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one asked for your bdsm fantasy

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Please excuse me, I’ve always wanted to punish these fat activist reality deniers by showing them basic physics can be applied to them, but I guess I got carried away.

        That being said, I don’t believe boogie would go through with this through his own volition. It seems as though others agree with me as well

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way booger could get visible abs in 6 months is if someone opened him up and cut the fat off him, he's like 400 pounds again that's a 2 year transformation at least. Plus he'd have to be forced since not even stomachs stapling could help his fat retarded ass.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    clen and dnp everyday.
    2lbs of steak and 2 sweet potatoes eachday.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      boogie would die on dnp so this is a good suggestion.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surgery, even if boogie was magically 170lbs at 3% bf. He has so much skin, his abs wouldnt be visible without extensive surgery.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its not possible to do all that in 6 months. I could guarantee he's no longer fat in 6 months but not benching 2 plates. Also the loose skin if he lost weight means he'll never have a visible six pack.
    I guess my best attempt anyway would be the following:
    >Kidnap Boogie with a strike team that pull him into a van when he goes to get the mail or w/e, destroy his phone, and take him to the airport.
    >Fly him to an obscure island in the Aegean where I'm waiting with a medical team and a training facility.
    >When Boogie arrives I explain to him that he is my captive for six months and has to do exactly what I say, no choice.
    >I start off of course by depriving him of food. All water sources he has are laced with electrolytes.
    >Forced into fasting, each morning when Boogie is escorted out of his cell he's driven to exhaustion in training exercises from the paramilitary outfit I have stationed on the island. In the beginning this will be a shitton of walking, like 10+ hours of walking a day, to burn fat as fast as possible.
    >We have hundreds of pounds to lose so I will literally be driving him to total exhaustion every single day.
    >When he gets to dead center healthy BMI I switch gears. I keep up the cardio, but reintroduce food and get him into an anabolic diet.
    >At the same time I introduce weight training.
    >I also put him on steroids, trying to hit the 2 pl8 goal within the allotted time frame.
    That's the best attempt

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf the 2pl8 bench is literally the easiest part for him.
      You know how strong a fat person needs to be to just move. Him sitting down to take a shit is equivalent to a normal person squatting 3pl8.
      At his weight and the amount he eats + the fact he is already on trt.
      A 2pl8 bench could be achieved in 3 months.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        he's also so fat and boogie isn't very tall so he has a way shorter ROM on the bench

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah dude sure it takes 3 months to get to 2 plates but he also needs to lose literally hundreds of pounds and we only have 6 months total. As you hopefully know you can't really gain and lose at the same time, and even if you think you can you definitely can't do it fast.
        If you even lose 100 lbs in three months that's considered absolutely bonkers insane. That's a a pace of more than a pound a day. Now consider we need to lose at least 240ish lbs in Boogie's case, probably more.
        Still seems realistic to be shredded six pack at 2 plate bench in 6 months? Get real dude

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    this guy has lots of free time
    he could walk straight up for at least 8 hours everyday, eat like a well adjusted human being instead of a fat pig and would reach an healthy weight in 6 to 8 months

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Muh micro fractures!!

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cocaine snorts 3X5 daily
    >Basic routine from the internet
    >Basic diet for losing fat
    That's it

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's literally not physically possible

  17. 2 months ago
    Sage

    If he can't do it on his own he won't make it, you can't lead a horse to the water and make him drink it
    You can ofc starve him, make him crash diet, lock him in a room, hold him at gunpoint on a walking treadmill, but that wouldn't make him healthy that would make him a wasted away stressed out husk

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test, clen, dnp and fasting

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what's your plan?
      DNP then tren

      >*he dies*

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what's your plan?
    DNP then tren

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a team of highly trained mercenaries to kidnap him using a stolen vehicle,transporting him to a safehouse innawoods after we've burned the vehicle,explain to him what we plan to do to him,and if he does not comply we will not hesitate to put a bullet through his head,after that he'll remain in a dark room where men occassionally walk in and give him nothing but water to drink along with a small amount of vitamins for the next month,while occassionally being drugged with LSD and being subjected to watching workout videos/documentaries/PDFs projected on a large screen with variably loud speakers
    ,after this time has passed,we will escort him to a recently acquired treadmill,where we explain to him that for the next two months he will walk on this treadmill,and whenever his legs aches he must immediately leave the treadmill and perform benchpress,then lat rows after with a weight heavy enough for him only to be able to perform 5-10 reps,once he has done for sets he must move to the rowing machine,then once he feels exhausted there he will perform 4 sets of heavy squats with the same procedure as before,along with jackknives in between,every single day we would keep him on this routine,monitoring him at all times,periodically injecting small doses of HGH into the bloodstream,feeding him on nothing but chicken breasts and milk,every single day,once we have achieved our set goals we will set him free and immediately leave the country for argentina he will become obsessed with exercise,afraid that the muscular men with guns may one day appear again.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just might work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MK Ultra
      >fit edition

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not possible to do all that in 6 months. I could guarantee he's no longer fat in 6 months but not benching 2 plates. Also the loose skin if he lost weight means he'll never have a visible six pack.
      I guess my best attempt anyway would be the following:
      >Kidnap Boogie with a strike team that pull him into a van when he goes to get the mail or w/e, destroy his phone, and take him to the airport.
      >Fly him to an obscure island in the Aegean where I'm waiting with a medical team and a training facility.
      >When Boogie arrives I explain to him that he is my captive for six months and has to do exactly what I say, no choice.
      >I start off of course by depriving him of food. All water sources he has are laced with electrolytes.
      >Forced into fasting, each morning when Boogie is escorted out of his cell he's driven to exhaustion in training exercises from the paramilitary outfit I have stationed on the island. In the beginning this will be a shitton of walking, like 10+ hours of walking a day, to burn fat as fast as possible.
      >We have hundreds of pounds to lose so I will literally be driving him to total exhaustion every single day.
      >When he gets to dead center healthy BMI I switch gears. I keep up the cardio, but reintroduce food and get him into an anabolic diet.
      >At the same time I introduce weight training.
      >I also put him on steroids, trying to hit the 2 pl8 goal within the allotted time frame.
      That's the best attempt

      I feel like this would maybe work on someone that has a will to live. But for someone like Boogie, he will just beg for death. You can’t motivate him by threatening is his life, he doesn’t care about his life. He would rather die than face any hardship and will be begging for the bullet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ok,we will employ aggressive torture techniques if he refuses to comply,noone wants go out in such terrible pain such as say.getting skinned from the toes to the top of the cranium,or simple waterboarding,or low yield electrical shocks to the body. Anyone would comply if they have to go through over 1 week of that before their captures decide to kill them.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *captors

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you could get him to 2pl8 in 6 months no problem but nothing could give that man visible abs in that time, you could literally starve him the entire time and he would still probably be decently overweight by the end of it

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    12 gauge buckshot to the face

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just shoot him and liposcuction myself in that situation.

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never cared about Boogie, but the thought of trying to do this has actually made me hate him. It'd be impossible, you'd have to monitor him at all times.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't think it's possible lol
    the guy is like 450lbs and probably would need to be 150 to have visible abs after skin surgery, even if you put him on dnp and hgh with a 1000kcal a day psmf diet, that would mean losing 50lbs a month, which is an extreme ask

    in theory it's probably possible in a year with a ton of gear but i imagine he'd die of a heart attack or something in the process

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he’d die of a heart attack
      Stop giving me hope, anon

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The weight could be lost easily on a 6 month fast, coupled with dry fasts 3x days a week
      But he isn’t getting a six pack

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Surgically remove the fat and insert paige abs. Give him enough meth to kill a horse and throw him at a rack. He doesn’t have a chance in hell even if you use copious androgens.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    boogie is too old, too fat, too mentalcel and too dead.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hire a contractor to reinforce my floors, bed, couch, chairs, and widen all of my doorways because there is no way in fucking hell that fat sack of shit can ever be saved. He's a blimp for a reason, and that reason is that he's a weak little beta male pussy man-child and honestly, when he finally dies of a heart attack sometime between now and his 45th birthday, I'm going personally hold a small celebration that this clog of gunk in the sink drain of humanity has been draino'd.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's 48

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >First month, extreme cycle of the best roids money can buy, extensive training program and healthy diet to get him physically prepared for step 2
    >greatest fat+skin removal in world history, this will take a great toll on his body and probably kill him but it's the only way, after this there's a month of chemically assisted recovery and very light training
    >subsequent 4 months are spent back on a heavy weightlifting and roid cycle regiment, last two weeks are spent with another fat removal surgery, this time to chisel out fat around the abs, followed by calorie/salt restriction and finally water fasting to bring bf as low as possible

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ECA stack
    >OMAD
    >1500 cals
    >lifts at gunpoint
    >elliptical at gunpoint until exhaustion
    >pin him with t at gunpoint
    >beat him with a sock full of quarters before bed

    last part not needed but I feel like he needs to know who's in charge

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Move him to a compound in the middle of Siberia, no internet or television there. The compound consists of a gym, a sauna and a kitchen. The food that is prepared in this kitchen is dropped off by helicopter in random spots somewhere in the Siberian wilderness. Boogert will have to retrieve the food and bring it back to the kitchen. (The food is completely frozen and it will stay that way because of the temperature outside)
    The compound is heated by a wood burner, boogert will also have to retrieve the wood to stay warm. I will get him on some type of pharmaceutical grade amfetamine to still his appetite and give him more energy (lisdexamfetamine probably) his diet will be very strict but not to the point of starvation or malnutrition (vitamines and minerals will be supplemented)
    This is repeated until he reaches a bodyfat percentage of 20 percent.
    This is the beginning of phase 2.
    In this phase we will build boogert up again, the amfetamines are replaced with test. And he gets to eat in a surplus again (knowing boogie this will be no problem)
    He will still be doing cardio daily to keep his heart somewhat healthy but most of the workout consists of heavy bodybuilder style weightlifting everyday except Sunday when we watch 80s action movies and work on a car or do carpentry.
    When boogie is finally a sick cunt we will fly to turkey to get him the plastic surgery he needs (chin tuck, loose skin, hairplugs etc) after that we will fly to Albania where we will fuck chicks to boost up his confidence. After all of this we will go back to the Siberian compound where he will ingest magic mushrooms. This will make him reflect on his life deeply and realize the pathology of his former lifestyle. Boogie then gets a choice return to a life of video games and goyslop or live a traditional life somewhere in Eastern Europe where he will be a car mechanic or carpenter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh wait you said six months, never mind that’s impossible.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    meth + tren
    ez

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put him into a pit with no food only water. Wait maybe 2 months and he is ripped. EZ

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