you have 8 months to fix this. what's the game plan

you have 8 months to fix this

what's the game plan

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Grow out the beard and pretend that I'm an Allen Ginsberg cosplayer.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Put him on enough roids to kill a horse and hope his organs don’t give out before he ascends to bald ogre mode

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His organs are already on life support.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    make a star chart.
    daily stars for going for a 30 min+ walk, spending 30 min+ cleaning/tidying/organising, and cooking.
    blowjob when 20 stars are achieved.
    after 4 months, level up difficulty, unlock additional prizes.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Test + Clenbuterol + Finasteride + Tooth Implants + Lean meat diet with a slight caloric deficit. PHUL routine. Cardio on off days.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fin ain’t doing anything at that point, neither is fin + min. The only hope of a serviceable head of hair is a transplant, though it might be too late for that too.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Hair is fricked beyond repair IMO. A transplant will still leave him with visible hairloss. Options are either shave it or go with a hair system.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This. Hair is fricked beyond repair IMO. A transplant will still leave him with visible hairloss. Options are either shave it or go with a hair system.

        Is this a thing? I thought a transplant was a reliable last resort
        Maybe I will have to speed things up a bit...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shave the top, new clothes, diet and workout. I think we have to lose the necklace. I don't think the glasses are too bad

          >I thought a transplant was a reliable last resort
          I'm more on the side of just shave it and don't give a frick, but yeah, the balder you are, the harder its going to be to fill it in with hair from other areas of your scalp if you're looking for a transplant

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I had a buddy who was balding pretty severely, not as bad as this dude, but pretty fricking bad. He hopped on Fin and it made a very noticeable improvement in a 4-6 months. Although he was also in his early/mid 20s, so idk I f that played a part.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Finasteride
      lol morons still think this is some kind of magic

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      make a star chart.
      daily stars for going for a 30 min+ walk, spending 30 min+ cleaning/tidying/organising, and cooking.
      blowjob when 20 stars are achieved.
      after 4 months, level up difficulty, unlock additional prizes.

      Shave head and trim beard.
      Whole new wardrobe.
      Starting Strength or SL5x5
      Test supplement
      Clean diet
      Force him to go outside at least 2 hours every day.
      Less than 1 hr of screen time per day.
      He must go to church (no Protestant) and read the Bible every morning.

      https://i.imgur.com/QH698oi.jpeg

      Shave head and beard.
      Learn to clean himself and put some deodorant.
      Laser eye operation, contact lens or new glasses if its not possible.
      Lose lots of weight. Balanced diet.
      Gym. A frick ton of it, included cardio.
      New clothes. Burn the old ones.

      That should be doable in 8 months. Then work on your self confidence. Get a job and finally start dating.

      Embrace the balding and shave the head. Adopt a high-protein, whole food only diet with a ~500cal/day deficit (in relation to a sedentary TDEE as calculated based on weight, height, age, and BF%). Do Starting Strength 3 days a week and moderate to intense cardio 5 days a week, ideally outside in the sunlight. Go to an actual barber and get the beard shaved to a line that fits the face, then let it get nice and long while making sure it's regularly oiled, styled, and brushed while still having neat edges. Lastly, get some new glasses with a frame shape that fits the face, and start wearing clothes that look nice and fit properly- honestly, even just ditch the trenchcoat.

      What's the point, women only want Chad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's the point of building muscle when entropy is always close by
        What's the point getting out of bed when you have go to sleep a couple hours later
        What's the point of living when you're just going to die?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cobes has had multiple girls in the past

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even dutasteride, oral minoxidil and microneedling wouldnt be enough at that point

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like this get posted often, what you fail to understand that changing the physical appearance is like changing the coat of paint on a car, it will not last long and it is just the surface.
    His SPIRIT and MIND need to be changed and from that everything else will flow naturally.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shave head and trim beard.
    Whole new wardrobe.
    Starting Strength or SL5x5
    Test supplement
    Clean diet
    Force him to go outside at least 2 hours every day.
    Less than 1 hr of screen time per day.
    He must go to church (no Protestant) and read the Bible every morning.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOUR SKYGOD

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >thinking it's a skygod
        I bet you think numbers aren't real either

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao the instant response. So hostile to something causing him literally no harm.
        That's why you know what's really driving it.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shave head and beard.
    Learn to clean himself and put some deodorant.
    Laser eye operation, contact lens or new glasses if its not possible.
    Lose lots of weight. Balanced diet.
    Gym. A frick ton of it, included cardio.
    New clothes. Burn the old ones.

    That should be doable in 8 months. Then work on your self confidence. Get a job and finally start dating.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    daily live streams

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Clean shaven Lex Luthor style. Carnivore diet wiith p90x for 6 months. Keep clean diet a la atkins and a powerbuilding routine for the next 2 (and beyond). After 8 months is up over to second hand store for new clothing. Wire frame, small lense, glasses but try and spend time strengthening eyes without glasses on for extended periods. Hiking, fishing, or hunting, or all 3. Throw out couch (sounds extreme but has a purpose and is not forever, you buy a new after you are repaired, the price of a new couch keeps you from slipping back in to couch potatoism too easily)

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    toss him into a volcano

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >8 months
    9mm. Fricking creature should never have been birthed.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No more huffing duster, boy.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if cobes never lost his job at Wendy's. His dry spells wouldn't last more than 2 weeks and he'd still have luscious goth locks.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Embrace the balding and shave the head. Adopt a high-protein, whole food only diet with a ~500cal/day deficit (in relation to a sedentary TDEE as calculated based on weight, height, age, and BF%). Do Starting Strength 3 days a week and moderate to intense cardio 5 days a week, ideally outside in the sunlight. Go to an actual barber and get the beard shaved to a line that fits the face, then let it get nice and long while making sure it's regularly oiled, styled, and brushed while still having neat edges. Lastly, get some new glasses with a frame shape that fits the face, and start wearing clothes that look nice and fit properly- honestly, even just ditch the trenchcoat.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Starting strength on a 500kcal deficit? Are you stupid?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shave everything off, get on all the steroids and start working out 3 hours a day.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I had a whole effortpost ready to go but you've basically summed it up already. I'd have him on topical min+fin though and only decide what to do with his hair/beard when you can actually see his basic facial structure.
      Also if my budget is high enough then hcg and ozempic too.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cotton Candy Jalapeno Mead, 1 gallon a day.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    blackout drunk livestreams with loaded shotguns once daily

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cobes actually has a decent frame and if he had descended into fitness rather than alcoholism he would mog most of fit. But that's pretty much hopeless now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who is this c**t anyway? Looks like an AIDSTwink Weev.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that is autism incarnate, go watch his videos where he attempts to brew "mead" aka monster energy jalapenos and chocolate.

        or when he left his fish burrito out on the counter for god knows how long and then ate it on livestream, with visible wienerroaches crawling through it

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >or when he left his fish burrito out on the counter for god knows how long and then ate it on livestream, with visible wienerroaches crawling through it
          I dont have the strength to watch this

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of those streamers people watch like a slow motion car accident.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zepbound + anavar only cycles + clean shaven.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >laser hair removal the rest of that rat scrap and beard, get a Hollywood toupee or hair transplants if bald is too devastating to the psyche
    >store all nerdy shit and tuck away the computer for the next 8 months
    >full set of veneers
    >remove mole on cheek, replace it with a cool scar for social gains
    >ozempic, caloric restrictions, proper diet. go easy on the booze and drugs
    >new frames or get lasic
    >empty most of the closet, go to the mall and get some new clothes and shoes for different occasions
    >instill a personal care routine, never be smelly again
    >create an instagram account, get an iphone to normanmax.
    >take de-autismifiying classes, learn how to read between the lines and pick up on body language. if you can memorize all the cool downs and mana costs in dota you can do this. this is the most important step
    >study current cultural events, learn about what normies like, forget about wow lore, learn about football / TmZ lore, listen to pop culture songs and artists and memorize their names etc.
    >3x5 what would tyler durden do / ryan gosling say sets
    >3x5 social outings sets with the goal to get people's instas. (applied knowledge)
    >3x5 sets of posting on insta and tagging new friends
    >3x5 sets of reaching out to new and old friends, make future plans
    npcification complete. you could do all this in 8 months, it'd set you back $30k - $50k~

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Either 0/10 bait or literally moronic, can't really tell.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get fricked poorgay

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lelz I'd spend more on pharmamaxxing than you but I'd drop the autistic advice on how to be a norman/NPC. You're far too autistic to understand what the frick you're talking about and it's honestly just cringe as frick.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post bank account

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Post skin color

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing wrong with him you stupid trole

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    donor body plus brain transplant
    actually his brain is pretty fricked up so I'd say donor body + donor brain

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does anyone know how much a hair transplant and dental restoration would cost me in Turkey?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fast on cycles of 3 days on 2 days off for 3-4 months after shaving all but eyebrows, sleep lots and eat clean then onto the standard lifts after that

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shave head and beard, start on dutasteride/ru58841/oral minoxidil, keep the hair short and see what grows back

    500 test/40 Anavar along with the necessary dose of aromasin in a calorie deficit, along with Clenbuterol. Get him doing PPL 6 days a week, cardio EOD

    Melanotan for the skin. Dude should look a lot better

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stop eating
    Calisthenics
    Shave skull, chin, and chops leaving the mustache
    Shopping: smaller rectangular rimless glasses, clothes that aren't black

    Alternatively
    Shave just the chin
    Invest in cigarettes
    Do nothing else

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that is most definitely what the frick is up IST

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can fix that with one well placed .40 S&W - the goldilocks caliber and world renowned Black person slayer.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Get hit by truck and hope korea and japan are right.

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    time to boggedmaxx

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf, literally 20 years younger if this is genuine transformation and not trolling. Just throw money at plastic surgeons I suppose.

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats going on why did he stop streaming?

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do mean fix? He's already half way to being elite in kettlebells.

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