You have exactly 1.5 years to make the entire USA fit

You are given 1.5 trillon dollars for budget. You are tasked to make the entire american population as fit as possible.

What's you action plan?

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You get 1 year to get to a healthy weight or you get sent to the camps.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You get 1 year to get to a healthy weight or you get sent to the camps.
      This, only you sent them straight away if they are doing essential work for the society/economy.
      Also fpbp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        *not doing essential work

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Imprison all people over a certain weight, they get no food, only snake juice until they're at a healthy weight. They'll scream and kick and shart in their cells but they will be ignored.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill fatties

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You can't kill anyone to the point of causing an economic meltdown, subjects must keep themselves fit after the program too for an eventual war

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't kill
        Concentration camps for fatties
        Summary conviction of being overweight or obese = immediately put in chains and marched to the farthest camp

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You can't kill anyone to the point of causing an economic meltdown, subjects must keep themselves fit after the program too for an eventual war
        you've asked this question before, and the answer is obvious: you use incentives for the necessities of life (education, jobs, healthcare, housing, loans, etc,). The plan would be like whenever you fill out an application, people have to submit their bodyfat percentage just like they have to submit name/address/SSN/. The new law of the land is that all these organizations give priority preference to people with a healthy bodyfat%. Because people are desperate to get these things, they will do what it takes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You only need to cull the bedbound ones. Starting from the fattest. Rest will get the message real fucking soon.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Banning all carbs and sneed oils.
    Exercise will be optional, but encouraged through struggle sessions.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause an economic collapse so there is no food.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ban vegetable and seed oils
    >take farms back from chinks and billionaires

    we're already most of the way there

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Force all the fatties into labor camps. They are forced to work and eat healthy until they’re fit.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    - ban soda/sweetened juice
    - fast food tickets (can only get 1 pass per family per week to buy fast food)
    - severely limit artificial sweets (candies, desserts, etc)
    - ban non-whole foods from being purchased with EBT
    - require PE through college

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sugar tax
    Revamped physical education
    Fitness tests in schools
    Penalize parents that has an obese child
    Ban mobility scooters for obese people
    Full on social media war against obesity
    Ban any imagery containing fat people
    Subsidised gyms

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Full on social media war against obesity
      This is the only good idea ITT, given OP's stated parameters. The hypothetical doesn't designate any legislative authority to us; only money. Which could be used to great effect. Could buy a ton of advertisments; pay off msm and social media influencers to promote fitness and ridicule fatties. Shame is the most effective tool for weight loss. Also, i suppose you could get the actual legislators to do your bidding by paying them off as well. The fast food industry might start fighting back though with their own spending.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a revamped physical education system would work wonders. Look up La Sierra high's PE program in the 60s. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fISgKl8dB3M

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would require a whole cultural change to this country. Back then working a shit job still meant you could own a house and the concept of nationalism was strong. No one was really fat they were just untrained. The entire culture today is garbage and our economic prospects are grim. What I'm getting at is the gnomish grip on every facet of society would have to be dealt with.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best answer. The average American is dumb as shit and addicted to sugar, you'll only be able to help a nation of addicts by cutting off the supply, and brainwashing them..again.. but in the right direction.

  9. 2 months ago
    Uvo11

    I bribe Israel into nuking the US and making it look like China did it. Survivors of the resulting nuclear Holocaust will inevitably lose weight and exercise more

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Would never happen, do you know how much the USA give to Isreal every year?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes, enough to fund their social security for almost an entire day.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate most human beings

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    embezzle the money

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      mr. Kettleman...

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ban all purchase of food for fatasses. every fatass gets preset meals delivered and they eat what they're given or they starve to death. or just squirrel the money in offshore accounts and do a runner. let em be fat.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy bullets for everyone above 18% body fat and those who don't show progress toward below 18%.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban all crop farming in favor of pastures and only allow trees for agriculture. The pastures will allow for grass fed lamb and beef to be fed to every American.

    They lie to you and tell you your weight is your fault and you just need to eat less. You wanting to eat more is because the food you're eating sucks ass. Eat meat and you won't even want to overeat, your nutritional needs will be met.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're full of shit. People eat lots of meat and they still overeat. It has nothing to do with what you eat and everything to do with how much you eat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ban all crop farming in favor of pastures
      Brazilian meat is almost entirely pasture raised, so is Argentina. Yet people there are obese too

      >They lie to you and tell you your weight is your fault and you just need to eat less.
      Bait

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anybody who has a BMI of over 28 and isn't muscular will be restricted from fast food and unable to buy junk food or sugar at stores. Also, if your BMI is over 35, you get free Adderall to curb your appetite.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      We should be giving the fatties some Adderall and the obese should get Desoxyn (methamphetamine).

      Desoxyn is going to be way more effective for weight loss.

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rolling

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The government doesn’t want a healthy citizenry, they want obedient workers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baby's first revelation.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP is turbo fag and all these replies are in on the orgy then.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You can't just tax food. It isn't going to help. Fatties are gonna fat. Your best bet would be passing laws banning the unnecessary and overzealous use of sweeteners. Like, Ketchup. You don't need sugar in fucking ketchup. Farm subsidies should only go to producers of produce that ISN'T being used to make shit. Like high fructose corn syrup. No handouts to these fuckers growing corn just to turn it into a sweetener.

    Change has to come from the top, because people can not control themselves.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buy 1.5 trillion dollars worth of carfentanyl and dump it into junk food. would kill fatties and prevent other from eating unhealthy

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would put them back into the food chain. I would convert the entire state of Ohio into an open air prison and fill it with land predators. Each fatty gets 17 chances to lose weight over a period of 1 year and gets paid 80$/lb lost, if they fail then it's off to the fat reserve. I'll also hire poachers to hunt them and pay them bounties by the lb. I'll set up fast food traps. I'll strap machine gun on emos and let them loose. You only get out if you last there for 5 years and under the condition that you have a food-meter installed in your stomach.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >pay them bounties by the lb
      kek

      I would buy all sources of food, mandate that if BF% is over a certain amount you are forced to fast and just given water and pills. You can regain some foods by running idk a mile a day.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I would convert the entire state of Ohio into an open air prison
      It already is one

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Make everyone watch Dragon Ball Z

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        heh, pretty funny anon

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would literally demolish 8 holy christ

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sorry buddy but you're having 1 for dinner

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would use all 1.5 trillion to build the most giant treadmill ever and at the end of it there would be a pit full of spikes. Whoever can't keep up will die and then no more fatties 🙂

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1. Pay Hollywood, MSM, social media fags etc to make shit that subtly promotes healthy people procreating with other healthy people and fats procreating with other fats
    2. This should accelerate the divide between fits and fats given how gullible americans are. Next, pay scientists to create some virus or something that makes offsprings of fats be severely retarded
    3. Separate the water lines that lead to fat houses from those that lead to fit houses. Introduce this new virus in the fat water supply
    4. Massively fund and pump out studies that analyze this new found retardation in children of fatties and conclude that it's a direct result of fat parents
    5. Fatties are now seen as evil and being unselected by evolution by the rest of the population
    6. At this point my work is done. Fatties will either die out or will have to mend their ways to not be perceived as evil. The fits and their children will naturally be more capable and outperform fats in every way

    This will probably take more than 1.5 years though

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is probably the best feasible and realistic plan for obese western nations.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why build second water grid? You can just add mandatory additives to fast food like mercury that’ll make your kids retarded if you eat it often. It’ll be much cheaper and more effective since most fatties don’t even drink water.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >reverse garden gnome plan

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    make a US version of this

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bomb the FDA, USDA, and Monsanto

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start a media campaign telling Americans they must eat bugs and corn syrup slop. This will encourage them to eat higher quality, healthier food.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Food rationing, strictly enforced.
    Simple as that.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    how many gullotines can I produce with 1.5 trillion? of course, plus sized.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It is now illegal to be obese
    Anybody with 100lbs of body fat or over is sent to mandatory fat camp
    If you refuse to eat the healthy food in the camp you will be force fed nutrient slime made from insects via a tube that goes into your nose
    If you refuse to exercise you will be electrocuted and beaten
    If you do not lose weight the punishment is death
    Being fat should be the highest offense on earth, greater than war crimes, greater than child rape
    Fat people should be shot Imo I'm just trying to be nice with the fat camp to give them a chance at redemption
    These fat camps will be paid for by taxes and the trillion dollars will be pocketed just like any politician would do

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ban soda
    >ban all added sugars
    >not only is PE required every year through grade school, but certain fitness standards are a requirement of passing PE class and graduating your grade
    >make adult obesity illegal; you can get stopped by police for being a whale the same way you would for driving erratically, if your stats are out of a certain range and/or you can't fit into a reasonable article of clothing for someone of your height/weight, you can be charged and sent to a fat farm

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    a famine

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    9 looks like my grandma

  34. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would fund gain of function research into a disease that kills almost exclusively obese people and "accidentally" have it escape the lab. I would use the ensuring fear to justify massive growth of government power and restrictions of civil liberties.

  35. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your income tax % is equal to your BF%. You have to provide proof of your measured bodyfat on set intervals, failing to do so penalizes you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Extremely based! Save money on food and taxes. Skeleton bros we won.

  36. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death squads
    You cannot make the entire us fit in one year
    Even under ideal circumstances that entire year would be spent tackling the logistical and bureaucratic nightmare of setting up a system to make them lose weight
    The only solution is a fat bounty of $10,000 per obese corpse
    There is NO other way of bringing the fat population to near zero in that timeframe

  37. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Institute Marxist Leninism and go full Holodomor in the name of solidarity with Ukraine

  38. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    but I enjoy how other "humans" destroy themselves

  39. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    US healthcare isn't money based anymore but bodyfat based. Fatties get no healthcare anywhere, if they fall or get sick they are doomed.

  40. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tax the shit out of fatties because they are not eco-friendly
    Remove any kind of medical service if you are overweight
    Make an affirmative action that discriminates exclusively fatties at work

  41. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    First i would kill all the morons then i would offer a million dollars to everybody who achieve a healthy bodyweight. 1.5 trillion should be enough i would keep what money is left after.

  42. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Buy out big sugar companies, and then lobby to get actual legislation on sugar passed.

  43. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chad right-wing-death-squads way
    >kill all morbidly obese gays to make sure your words won't fall on deaf ears
    >ban every sugary drink and food, keep only quality ones like dark chocolate
    >ban any processed food, if you want chicken fingers you better prepare them yourself fatso, good luck with that
    >fastfood/unhealthy restaurant food available only if you fit in certain BMI/bf quota
    >any attempt at smuggling/buying contraband will sent you to work camp
    >free gym and PTs
    >no tax on healthy food (no S O Y though)
    >set (reasonable) weight loss goals that public must meet within year, if you fail, it's work camp for you, if you gain weight, execution squad
    or
    garden gnome subversion way
    >full on media, celebrity and e-celebs shilling on all fronts
    >demonize fat people in every demographic "oh wow, you're fat, how dare you? don't you know how triggering that is for people that can't afford food?"
    >tax fatties heavily, no more gibs
    >ads on healthy food, again, shilling in every social group "what? fried chicken? I thought you're a white man, that is for inner city Black folks"
    >probably won't work because fatsos are mentally ill but might improve the absolute state we are in now
    or
    TOTAL FUCKING WAR
    >LET THE FLAMES PURGE THIS LAND
    >LET THE WAR ETERNAL CULL THE WEAK
    >LET THE NATION ARISE AS NEW LIKE THE PHOENIX FROM THE ASES
    >THE NEW ERA DAWNS ON US BROTHERS, LET US RIDE INTO IT, SHINY AND CHROME

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can we have ALL OF THE ABOVE simultaneously?

      Also, assuming you can't vote for this, how do we begin implementing these programs anyways?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"oh wow, you're fat, how dare you? don't you know how triggering that is for people that can't afford food?"
      Based and amazing

  44. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only way any measure would work is by punishing.
    These people are bottom of the barrel, you can barely call them humans. Governed by basic instincts, they have to fear or get a better reward than the feedback loop they are in.
    Death penalty for fatties wouldn't work. Too much trouble with international partners.
    Harsh punishment wouldn't work for the same reason.
    Michelle Obama tried tackling the problem but that would take too long. For that, he'll always have my respect.

    The only viable solution is to make rape legal but only for the people that are able to run 250km/month and illegal against them.
    Stealing is also legal if you're able to deadlift 3x240kg.
    Murder becomes unlimited self-defense in all circumstances against people that are unable to meet any of the above criteria.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ye olde purge of the unfit.
      >DECRIMINALIZE CRIME AGAINST FATTIES

  45. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're giving me essentially nothing to work with, the year and money would be wasted.

  46. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just stop corn subsidies. You dont need budget, you need political willpower.

  47. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just let the country continue to slip closer and closer to a communist government so the antifa gays label everyone who isn't fat, low IQ, non-white and LGBTQIAPERCALIFRAGULISTICEXPEALIDOSIOUS a kulak and murder them. We'll have a famine and starve the fat fucks to death or into getting fit in no time.

  48. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban sugar

  49. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Choose the fittest city and evict all the unfit people.
    >Poison the water supply of everywhere else except that 1 city.
    >Your country is now IST thank me later

  50. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    you don't need

  51. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's really simple, change the definition of fit.
    Fat Is Tremendous

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lmao, you must have a phd in "gnomish studies"

  52. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat Income Tax

  53. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Criminalize obesity
    If you're fat youre going to a special jail with forced labor and strict diet

  54. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP's picture exemplifies the peak of hedonism. The seduction of hedonism would usually bring images of hot sexy hookers and orgies where you're the only male being high on drugs while having a harem of women to fuck. Alas, this is the real reality of the endpoint of hedonism. Fat, ugly, non-binary trans or whatever the fuck the call themselves nowadays not realizing that it is truly ugly.

  55. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill all fatties
    >use their corpses as fertilizer to grow more vegetables and feed farm animals
    >make documenteries about it, have the populance be very aware that if they get fat they get turned into fertilizer

  56. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mandatory, daily amphetamine use, hard physical labor and a 1000kcal / day diet.

  57. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming im government backed:
    >Get the CIA to restart sending crack into America.
    >Force soda and fastfood companies to put crack into soda.
    >Pay off the food safety inspectors to ignore these companies.
    >Crack flows directly into pig americans.
    >They get addicted to soda and/or die of heart attacks.
    >Now force the companies to pull crack out of the drinks and put it into the water.
    >Run some promotion where the goal is drink a water bottle in x minutes and win a free big mac (Fat americans will love this because they're all poor).
    >They get a hit from water.
    >Start habitually drinking water.
    >Cut their weight over time, well hydrated and burning fat from crack.
    >Fast food supremacy,
    >I already bought $100s of billions in fast food company stock
    >Rise of the burger, death to the fats im now the hidden king of America.
    >Use new soft power to push anti-fat media push
    >Start running for office.
    >Run on anti-fat platform.
    >Treat fat people as another race, fat people are dirty, cockroaches, the reason we can't have health care.
    >Win because America is falling anyway they're like the UK before they lost the colonies.
    >Im the president and instantly have all agents connected to my orignal mission killed and cover it all up.
    >Introduce a draft for the obese and send them to camps.
    >Use the obese as forced labour in factories and compete against Chinese 0.50c p/h slave labor with free fatty crack slaves
    >Win production war with China
    >Save American supremacy instantly cut all funding and investment in Chinese companies.

  58. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Beard is a sign of masculinity bro

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is so fat he's literally bending the solid rock beneath him

  59. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    8 would be stacy if she had a fit body.

  60. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not reading all this shit to see if anyone said it but Biden is trying with his crack pipe initiative. Yet you fuckers still complain about him. The crack pipe kept his son vibrant, lean, and able to close multimillion dollar deals before lunch and still had energy for teenage girls who require way more attention to please. But fit would rather complain about sugar for the 50 millionth time.

  61. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free healthcare gives the government justification for mandating exercise with local exercise one-size-fits-all regimens. Basically what the military does. Those who don't participate get arrested and jailed where they are forced to lift in prison.

  62. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >remove corn subsidies
    >place a tax on all foods that have sugars added
    >place tax on all foods that are deep fried
    >mandatory bmi and exercise
    >removal of welfare benifits for being above 20% body fat
    I will have a 3 trillion dollar budget by the end.

  63. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Put dnp in the water and hope for the best

  64. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ration food based on bmi, bmis above 30 get nothing but a vitamin pack, and selling food or assisting the obese will result in a 10000 dollar fine.

  65. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Build a dome on every state
    >Mandatory fasting
    >Rolling 72s
    >Refeed once with good nutritious food
    >Back to rolling 72s
    >Only way to get out is when they are no longer fat for at least 6 month
    >Outside dome it's going to be hitler mode, banning all goyslop and garden gnomery from the entire world and re-introduce good food and decent life

  66. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ban all fast food chains, ban corn syrup, financially incentivize tv networks to stop pushing HAES type stuff, hire professional shitposting team to combat the dadbod push. Start zoning so that everything is in walking distance and isn't built for cars. Raise import taxes on gas so driving everywhere gets too expensive. Put out some kind of "environmental harm tax" on national gas production companies to make that a bit more expensive too. Mandatory health classes where everyone is taught what a proper diet actually looks like and how to shop and cook the basics so they don't go straight to eating out everyday once they move out.

  67. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a non extreme idea: first you need to counter the culture that they have formed so deeply. Get a bunch of influencer girls / men on tiktok to make a ton of pro health anti fat videos because that’s what the majority of the brain dead zoomer / mid age population give most of their attention to. Continue this on other platforms, and make eating healthy the “next big thing”. Many people are sheep and follow the crowd, only listening to what the funny people in their phone says.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's gonna work in 1.5 years?

      Besides the ~~*corporations*~~ will never let you go through with this. They'll outspend you and they'd call in favors from ~~*government friends*~~ to sue and imprison anyone linked to your health campaign

  68. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    oral steroids + clen in the water supply, mandatory tren + test e "booster vaccines" quarterly, introduce tax based on body weight

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >oral steroids
      nationwide candida and acne outbreak

  69. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its pretty easy actually. $1000-3000 tax break/refund if you are within a healthy BMI range and complete enough steps every week (thanks apple watch!). Oh and ban tyson food products from the 50% of public schools they serve. I’ll take my medal of freedom now, thx

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wow what a gay idea.
      You know that you can carry multiple iwatches in your pocket? You know that if you wave your watch in the air on the couch, it will register the waving as "jogging"?

  70. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lock fat people in cages and launder the rest

  71. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    military coup, mandatory daily morning exercises monitored a la 1984, youth camps. nationalising the private industries involved in food manufacture.

  72. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Launch the warheads.
    Those who remain will have to be fit.

  73. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some people here don't understand the mindset of them ham beasts. You literally would need to ban them from getting their hands in too much food.
    Fortunately, most my coworkers are fat and I've learned the following

    >They claim to know about diet and they have to eat "carbs because they are energy"
    >They think energy=strength=health
    >Their idea of a breakfast is a McGoyslop with sugar
    >They think they are strong because they are fat
    >They think shitting once every 2 days is good
    >They never drink water because it doesn't taste good
    >They have to feel full or else they didn't eat enough
    >They watch the NFL/play videogames and think that's enough sports for THEM
    >They think they need a nutritionist and a personal trainer or else they blame their metabolism
    >If you are fit, they all talk about how they have genetics or metabolism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah so you'd be on board with the "dome" guy?

      https://i.imgur.com/7krIWYv.png

      >Build a dome on every state
      >Mandatory fasting
      >Rolling 72s
      >Refeed once with good nutritious food
      >Back to rolling 72s
      >Only way to get out is when they are no longer fat for at least 6 month
      >Outside dome it's going to be hitler mode, banning all goyslop and garden gnomery from the entire world and re-introduce good food and decent life

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think the fatties will find a way to sneak food in

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ye but outside is Hitler mode.
          Also everyone inside is hungry. So if someone sneaks food in, the others smell it. And only the fittest/richest will get it.

  74. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cia subversive tactics to gaslight all fat people to genuinely believe they are ugly
    >strong-willed fatsos work out
    >weak-minded fatsos kill themselves

  75. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nuke every population center into oblivion.

  76. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bribe congress and senate to create a fat person tax and use what's left to subsidize gyms

  77. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yall're are all fucking retarded. Here's the real way to handle this.
    >move all fatties to a one hundred acre area in Wyoming, the Dakotas, or Nevada
    >nuke said area immediately
    >nuke it 3 more times
    Badda Bing badda boom. No more fatties

  78. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Triggering thread, delete immediately.

  79. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A gym in every neighborhood

    Phones and service become free but there is a daily national exercise program that you must stream with the camera on. Turn it into a religion with social consequences for missing church.

    Ban sugared drinks, HFCS and processed oils in everything. Retrofit fast food into healthy commissaries for the people. Ban food advertisements and send every man woman and child in the country a monthly ration of protein powder and vegetables.

    Schooling now goes Pre-K to age 24 and includes daily physical activity, incorporated into more than just gym class. Breakfast and lunch suited to student needs are provided.

    Nationalize the healthcare industry and give everyone an endocrinologist and nutritionist. 4x year checkups that track progress. Anyone who can't get to below 25% bodyfat in 12 months is forced into a federal jobs guarantee that makes them work it off and eat govt diet.

    Force Hollywood to only hire natty physiques and have a massive social media campaign against obesity and sloth. Not pushing roided out fake bodies but natural, healthy human physiques. Also ban Instagram.

  80. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat people consume more, it is good for bussiness.
    Fat people need medical care, it is good for bussiness.

    Bussines is money.

    What is the driving force of the world?

    Use that money to pay hitmans to kill corrupt politicians, corrupt priests, heroin dealers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  81. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pretty obvious answer

    Heavily tax unhealthy foods
    Heavily subsidize healthy foods
    Strict laws about food marketing
    Government propaganda on health and exercise
    Introduce social credit score system with health as the main focus
    Overweight people required to go to therapy, obese people required to go to rehab, morbidly obese people get sent mandatory health camps
    Make fat acceptance a hate crime. Censor and imprision people for pro-fat speech

    Basically, China but IST. Escalate things to fascism as necessary.

    Now, since the question is directed at Americans, an actual real world answer: Fix your fucking corporatist health care. Fix everything that allows corporations to lobby shitty laws that benefit only the top 1%

  82. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All fat people have to get fit in one year or they get hunted and all their assets belong to their neighborhood. This encourages other people to either help them get fit or not intervene.
    They are banned from traveling and buying guns. These limit their ability to escape and revolt. The ones that do manage to escape wont be coming back, and the revolters get sniper bullets.
    All gyms are now government sponsored and free. Markets and fast food places are banned from selling soda and unhealthy food to fatties. Healthcare would overall be improved for everyone but fatties get deappetizing pills/syrup, no exceptions.
    Propaganda by the government, social media shills and companies.

  83. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Impose a scaling fat tax with gender in mind.
    For every 1% bf you are above 15% bf as a man you pay 5% more tax on every interaction that's taxable.
    For every 1% BF you are above 21% BF as a women you pay 5% more tax on every interaction that's taxable.
    This goes off your birth cert so you cant claim your a women and get the womens tax version.
    This applies to everyone only exceptions are extremes physical disability's(lost more then 1 limb or cant walk)
    You have to go to a local government office once a month to get your BF tested, failure to comply immediately raises all of your taxes by 20% for the next 5 years.
    There will be a one year grace period for you to get up to standard before its put into effect.

    This will make people healthy and also force all the goyslop producers out of America since it is no longer profitable.
    I would also give tax breaks to people wanting to make gyms and push for maximum 30 hour work week with minimum 35 days of vacations not including holidays.
    Also stop all tax breaks for corn and basedbean producers.
    I would like to just shoot all fattys dead but this way seems a lot more feasible without major pushback.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I also think separating fats by group would help. An obese person cannot be near non obese people unless there is progress in weight loss. If the BF remains the same, they must be barred. Special designation stars will be granted to designate who must live with their own kind and who is free to socialise as they see fit. This prevents the obese from giving bad advice or sabotaging fit people and also serves to embarrass the fat. Obese mothers will no longer be able to be near their children, either causing them to loose weight to care for them or saving the children from a terrible fatass mother who loves chips more than their children.

      I Invision a world where there is no class warfare, but fat warfare.

  84. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Begin stuffing 10,000 calories worth of burgers into every American citizen for a minimum of twenty years and then enjoy my new land of fat hogs.

  85. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine the smell

  86. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the corn subsidy and tax sugar

  87. 2 months ago
    Mountain Manlet

    Kill all the leftists, morons, and garden gnomes. The rest will sort itself out.

  88. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just kill everyone xD
    holy shit you're dumber than me
    charge abusive taxes over the whole fast food supply chain
    subsidize green veggies and chicken

  89. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Spend a billion or so building a highly complex excruciatingly accurate dataset of all food production in North America, used and unused farmland, stored food ect
    >calculate just how much farmland is needed to produce exactly enough food to ensure every American a healthy, balanced diet and no more
    >give Russia 1 trillion in cold hard cash for as many nukes as they can give me
    >nuke every single patch of unnecessary farmland until all that's left is just enough to cover the TDEE of every American
    >use remaining nukes to destroy any food aid from the outside world
    >also nuke the entirety of Canada because those fucks had it coming anyway
    >government is forced to enact strict rationing and food distribution to prevent mass starvation, the remaining cash will be used to sustain a robust logistics network for the efficient and equal distribution of food. At this stage any fattie trying to hoard food for themselves will be lucky just to be shot and not grilled on a communal barbecue
    >this redistribution of calories keeps every healthy American well fed while fatties get fed enough to live but not enough to prevent massive weight loss down to a healthy level
    >once the entire population is at a healthy bmi, declare the age of 'national socialism with anti-braphog characteristics' to be at an end
    >edge for 5 hours as a reward for a job well done

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >also nuke the entirety of Canada because those fucks had it coming anyway

  90. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free sex with 10/10 prostitute + 1000 dollars for anyone obese who loses 100 lbs

  91. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    booba

  92. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Change zoning laws and copy Dutch urban planning
    Ban shitty chain fast food
    Get rid of corn syrup or put a cigarette tax on it
    Kill the people who add sugar to their drinks, fat people holocaust

  93. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    SS + GOMAD

  94. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Massive concentration camps out west. Put food caches out in the great plains and space them out 4 miles apart. Each cache only has some rice, beef, multivitamins, and water. In order to get to your next meal, you have to walk there.
    After you reach the third cache, shelter will be waiting for you and you repeat the process all over again tomorrow.
    This will be completely in isolated parts of the great plains with no accessible roads for dozens of miles.

    If you don't walk to your next food cache, you are abandoned until you get the willpower to do so.
    Once you get down to 20%bf, you can stay in the main concentration camp where there is a fully equiped gym, and you will get three healthy meals a day, provided you have a verified log that you worked out that day (either cardio or weightlifting)

    Once you have finally been unJUSTed, you can receive plastic surgery to remove all loose skin.

  95. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ban Sneed oils
    >fine employers for having fat employees
    >reply or your mother will die in her sleep
    >somehow economically ruin most top food "manufacturers"

  96. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ban all food but eggs

  97. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think you can realistically convince people to get in shape that quickly. The only thing I can think of is creating a police force that weighs every single person in the US, checks their body fat percentage if they're overweight by BMI, and shoots the fat ones.
    US population would drop by like 70%.

  98. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Invest in a propaganda campaign
    -buy Hollywood studios to produce romance, sports, and action movies featuring masculine heartthrobs with at least 2 gym scenes depicting it as a supportive and wholesome environment. Ideally 1 such movie produced every 2 months and have a couple of series produced. Ensure their commercial success through astroturfing and advertisement
    -buy influencers to subtly push that they are attracted to fitness
    -political leverage in back room deals to have YouTube and google alter algorithms to promote fitness culture through articles and videos while burying fat positive propaganda.
    -revamp school physical education programs to teach effective fitness tools rather than the dumb shit they teach now
    -subsidize gyms to cheapen memberships
    -give stipends to insurance companies that offer discounts for policy holders who engage in fitness activities.
    The people have to think it’s their idea.

  99. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Update the Olympics, athletes are now chosen at random from the population.
    >Tax breaks for all those with a healthy bmi, funded by tax hikes for those with unhealthy bmis.
    >Unhealthy foods are taxed to high heavens and healthy foods are subsidised.
    >Take a census, and split the population up into districts of 10,000 people. Every month the fattest man and woman in each district will be publicly hanged.

  100. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >to make the entire population fit
    easy. Just kill all unfits, so that just the fits are the new population.
    1,5 years are possible.

  101. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mass food shortages. Spend the money on drones to blow up any food deliveries. Give out rations of slop with high protein but zero carbs. Use leftover funds to cleanse America of mutts.

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