You have the body of Jeff Nippard. But you also have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6). Do you accept?

You have the body of Jeff Nippard
But you also have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6)
Do you accept?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He’s shorter than that

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro he's like 5'3". Next to Alex they stand about eye to eye and Alex is like 5'2"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alex is 5'5. I'd clock jeff at around 5'4

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >midget meet

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Not showing: The two plates they stacked for him to stand on

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >blatant lift-wearer alexandra ladynidas still being 5’5 in lifts
        Height doesn’t even matter when you’re in good shape and aren’t devoid of personality. Sadly, it’s BetaDetermination we’re talking about and he has the personality of a wet sponge. Even Bloho gets pussy while Alex is busy gymcelling and trying to look tall in front of midgets.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          in lifts he mogs even harder. Also he has a girlfriend.
          jeff pls go

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >girlfriend
            Who? Where? Isn’t Jeff’s girlfriend a model or some shit?

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              She's some latinasian mystery meat who got fat at one point. His ex cucked him with the gymshark dude

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think a better way of guesstimating his height would be if someone figures out which power rack he is using. His height is around 38th Pin

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hahahahaha, frick no.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if I get his money and girlfriend too otherwise nah I'm good

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      How much money does he have?
      My wife and I are approaching $2M with markets up this year and I’m 6ft, so I’m not even gonna consider it for less than $10M

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only the guys as short as him (or shorter) would accept this...

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    only >6'5 skeletor lankloids would give up height in these wacky hypotheticals, it's one of those things guys just can't see themselves losing even if you're offering millions of dollars or whatever

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I would cut both my legs off with a rusty spoon for millions of dollars

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        idk walking is pretty cool

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah frick being in a wheel chair.

          I would keep my height and stay a lanket over a Lee Priest body.

      • 2 months ago
        I ignore women

        moronic desperate thinking like this is why you’ll never have a million dollars

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, living as a manlet is miserable. You're doomed to a life of rejection and humiliation. You will never be a real man, you're an abomination. Your existence spits in the face of God. Women are repulsed by you, you're a laughing stock to other taller men. They will never like or respect you. The only reason to live as a manlet is if you're filthy rich, and do copious amounts of drugs and hookers then keel over in your early thirties. It's over

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6
    nipard is 4'11

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do i get to keep the body and not have to work out and not have to worry about intrusive thoughts when i don't work out anymore because lifting is the only thing that makes me feel okay and stops me from wanting to shoot up the police station because those wienersuckers just gave me a fricking citation for going 23 on a 20 road like jesus fricking christ what goes so wrong in a persons life that compels him to write a ticket like that like dude i'm sorry your wife fricked that other guy but that's not my fricking problem jesus christ
    Cause yeah if i get the body no strings attached that would be cool yeah

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No way that manlet is 5'6

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    This homie is 5'3". I know cos I'm 5'5".

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6
    You're like 5'3 Jeff.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I had his dedication and money as well, sure.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were a manlet, you would have that or you would have constant suicidal ideation

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >embracing power-dwarf mode
    Yeah, why not?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 6'4. I mog him simply by existing so no.

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    joke's on you, I already have the height of Jeff Nippard (5'6)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      you're taller than him

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    do i get to frick his gf in the ass?

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