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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t even care that he’s short but he is such a major homosexual that I can’t help but dunk on him about his height because frick that little guy. Someone needs to put his phone on top of the refrigerator so he can stop posting moronic shit

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wait what has he said that’s incorrect? Genuinely curious

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Black lives matter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He just has that aura about him where if you were at a party and you told an off color joke about women, he would loudly express disapproval and go out of his way to tell every woman what you said and how insensitive you are.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this sums it up yes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >go out of his way to tell every woman what you said and how insensitive you are.
          Funny thing is that would make you far more likely to get laid.
          t. Similar thing happened to me

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >a fat goblina is hot
    What did he mean by this?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't actually 5'5. Jeff is most definitely inches shorter than that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I’d call it 5’3

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Somebody needs to find that hotel room that he posted the infamous picture from and measure the size of the bed.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Jeff pls go

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      it doesn’t count if you pay money for it

      [...]
      There is always the slim possibility that I can become a millionaire. There is no possibility that Jeff will ever be within spitting distance of 6'0"

      you will never be a millionaire

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Says who?
        Like the other anon said, these 2 things are not very similar to compare, it is possible to become a millionaire but it is not possible for Jeff to grow any taller.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          statistics

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's because im Bulgarian. The game was rigged from the start

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    it doesn’t count if you pay money for it

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    There is always the slim possibility that I can become a millionaire. There is no possibility that Jeff will ever be within spitting distance of 6'0"

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get his workouts. His upper lower has 10 reps for 4 sets of barbell OHP AFTER 10 reps of 4 sets of lat pull downs... Um so now my lats are totally fatigued to lock up and create a nice stable platform. 10 rep sets of barbell ohp and rpes of 7 for most exercises... Why.

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