You should run with girls

Story time
>be me, 25
>can’t run for shit, maybe a single ten minute mile before giving up
>cute girl from work runs all the time
>invites me to go on a morning jog with her before work
>say yes
>wait a second i can’t run
>panic.jpg
>start running with her the next morning
>heart feels like it’s about to explode
>lungs are on fire
>but then I hear something
>she is making noises under her breath
>can hear her voice breathing in effort
>it sounds like shes moaning during sex
>she begins sweating across her entire body
>notice I can smell her sweat
>she smells like flowers and candy
>I can feel the pain slowly leaving my body
>feel a burst of energy
>finish the run
>5k at a 7 minute pace with her
>she tells me how impressed she is with my endurance
>go home and shower
>masterbate to the memory of my cute coworker heavily moaning directly in my ear for 21 minutes

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Best sloppa girl. Prove me wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not the same person as OP’s pic.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bros she reminds me of my ex....

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah mine was cuter and had real blonde hair but the facial shape very similar

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ok look cute
      >but don't look at the camera too much

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      eat my slop, woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine all that SLOPPA coming out as POOP from that small beautiful girl.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's pronounced smol

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and how it'll smell since it's sloppa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me in the back

    • 2 weeks ago
      I ignore women

      keyed thread derailer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not someone to shame people for porn but if you have a "best sloppa girl" that's a warning sign that you aren't getting enough fresh air

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    who else would you be?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be you
      >be moronic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Saying "be me" is a dumbass redundant statement when greentexting.
        You have to be ESL or autistic to not understand this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          fricking summer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks like summers here
          pls go and stay go

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Be we

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you
        aren't?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saying "be me" is a dumbass redundant statement when greentexting.
      You have to be ESL or autistic to not understand this.

      >how.new.ru

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        wtf i got a virus

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol

        But who was phone?

        soulful post

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/BzODLJK.jpeg

        [...]
        :3

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i have cut the rope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A good deconstruction of a decades old custom.
      But it's a tradition. Please respect our culture.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But who was phone?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/CNSQCYS.png

      :3

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be you
      >i can’t live with knowing i’m such a filthy newbie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not having the ability to inhabit multiple bodies
      ngmi

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      most summergay statement I've seen this year, I won't even accept it as bait

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Low stakes sort-of-dates are refreshing. No emotions involved. You just go, enjoy the company of a girl, maybe you end up fricking her, maybe not, life goes on.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sexo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's insane to think about how there's a guy out there who gets to smell her ass every single day

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i dont run with girls socially. but i referee a few sports where i do a lot of running and theres also girls in soccer and girls lacrosse. its funny to beat them down the field

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iykwim

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Saw this in a nother thread. Can someone translate this? I can't really read these wacky fonts kids post here now adays with my severe glaucoma

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it says "i have sex with children"

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We train our asses so hard in order to look good, to have endurance, to sustain good health and, why not, to bang hotties like this. But the truth is Dom Mazzetti’s girl is completely unattainable due to the fact there aren’t as many women into this shit than men. For every 10 jacked dudes we see I can tell you there are 3 supernatural women like OP’s.
    Is it because they’re lazy? Nah, it’s because they don’t need it. They can settle very well just by bean lean.
    I’m not complaining about being “just lean”, just saying that lift hard for you, not for women.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I do run really fast away from women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      why are you gay?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can smell her sweat
    >>she smells like flowers and candy
    god I love women so much

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a time where I only jerked off to her for like 2 months

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does she have any leaks?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No. Her body wouldn't be attractive. It's one of those things where your imagination does it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stupid prostitute only posts lewds on of, no nudity

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nice try big-jog shill
    I'm sticking to my pool

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    man i fricking hate this shit tell me why I'm tall and jacked yet I still cant get laid, why the frick does this have to be so difficult

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      some combination of
      1) failing rule 2 (don't be too unattractive), my guess would be social skills
      2) not being in enough situations that have you interacting with the right kind of women for your current situation

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m decent looking, got called handsome a few times not a model but good enough I think, but that second point rings very true I really don’t know where to meet women outside of work and online dating seems like a cesspit, 23 y/o btw

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >23 y/o
          it's over

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          activities you'd be interested in that aren't 99% nerds, possibly

          >23 y/o
          it's over

          [...]

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I do Muay Thai but that’s 95% guys and the women there you don’t really want to get involved with, aside from that I like to garden and cook but those are mostly solo hobbies, idk man

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              cooking classes my man, new place I'm starting to work at even has the company association do them
              >garden
              communal gardens or volunteering etc? likewise for the cooking tbh
              and the meow thigh's gonna come in handy after you get yourself some healthy (non-vegan) cooking chick that likes you manhandling her around

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >desu
                you'd think I wouldn't forget about word filters that quickly

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                real chads embrace the tbh

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sometimes I even type it like this des u just so people know I did it on purpose

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hmmm I wouldn’t mind learning some new techniques that’s not a bad idea, as for the gardening I just go in my back yard, having a good summer thus far made some fruit leather with a bunch of gooseberries and my figs are coming along nicely, I have a feeling that communal gardens might just be old people but I’ll have a look and see what I can do.
                > chick that likes you manhandling her around
                God I wish, I really do like the idea of absolutely tossing a petite woman across the room, thanks for the advice

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                volunteering might be neat if there's a soup kitchen and if you're into that sort of thing too
                >old geezers in communal gardens
                good point. tho if you enjoy it, it's not a big downside, and they might have a single niece/daughter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Frick it, you’ve given me a nice short list of semi achievable things to do, thanks anon

                You're most surely not tall. If you were tall then at least 30% of women would sleep with you by default.
                At college I had a friend which laid girls (not too many but a few per month) doing absolutely nothing but being there. I even asked some of them what they saw in him and all of them said "he's tall". That's it, there was no other reason.
                So yeah, you may be jacked but you surely are not tall.

                I’m 188cm and 91kg suck my wiener

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >188cm and 91kg
                Oh, you're overweight, there's your answer.
                t. 186cm 78kg and still not lean

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ever consider the fact that I’m much much much more muscular than you? Stupid frick, no I’m not posting body given my posts ITT

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        about point 2
        I think I'll start crossfit just to be around different girls that (probably) are fit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn that's some coffee

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exercise classes are good for that. Men are too moronic with their hobbies and avoid social opportunities for efficiency's sake, or to save a few bucks. Then they wither away in loneliness-- but damn their practice is efficient.

          Meanwhile women turn everything social, even things that could easily be done alone at home
          >take craft classes rather than practice at home
          >take exercise classes instead of work out alone
          >have book clubs rather than just read
          >take art or creative writing classes instead of just practicing

          You can find a middle way

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This is me with everything and I've come to realize it. Every single time I've gotten laid it's because of forced social interactions with women and getting to know then that way

            Having a home gym is fantastic but missing on bawds wearing lycra feels bad, man.
            I'll sign up for dance classes or some shit

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No need to quit the home gym, you can choose something that isn't exercise too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're most surely not tall. If you were tall then at least 30% of women would sleep with you by default.
      At college I had a friend which laid girls (not too many but a few per month) doing absolutely nothing but being there. I even asked some of them what they saw in him and all of them said "he's tall". That's it, there was no other reason.
      So yeah, you may be jacked but you surely are not tall.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        (you)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah point is he was in college (i.e he was in constant circle with said girls)
        if a guy doesnt go out of his way to meet women he can be 2 meters and not get laid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you are entitled and did in the inside. Because you whine and b***h online. Because you are soft.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >You should run with girls
    Stopped reading there and now I'm going to hide the thread.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I prefer running about 20 feet behind women for their complete run when I'm doing cardio in nature.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She looks just like the girl in my gym that looks at me like I'm shit on her shoe if we ever make eye contact.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I already do things that result in me jerking off at home thinking about women... why would this be any different.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the girls here are Indian

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's disgusting

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    didn't read
    sexo though

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whenever i go running with my female friend i always have a better pace and run longer. too bad my gf never wants to run

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is was a girl in my gym who was moaning during her pull up sessions. Shit was insane. I feel like half of the gym couldn't do anything during her sets because it was like listening to some porno scene

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We all know that one. I have one in my BJJ class who starts moaning during sparring. It doesn't help that she also utters phrases like "not so rough" and "why are you stopping?"

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Last night I had a dream that a cutie snuggled up with me, splayed on my chest. She sat up and started to caress my cheek and it was the most at peace I've ever felt and it was in a dream.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the point of running if you're not faster than her?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If this chick doesn't have roast beef flaps, I want to eat her pussy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if the beef flaps are pink and not brown, I'll suck on those too

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    godspeed, anon

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She has a nice gallery.

    https://www.girlswithmuscle.com/images/?name=Lina%20Belfiore

    • 2 weeks ago
      I ignore women

      shame ‘bout her face, huh?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        On an 8.5 body, a 7 face makes her a butterface but keeps her in wife-material range.

        • 2 weeks ago
          I ignore women

          >eprostitute influencer
          >wife material
          lol, lmao even

          surprisingly nice ass actually, the brofessor done good

          Oh, that’s where she’s from, I was wondering how I was recognizing her even though she is so mid

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      surprisingly nice ass actually, the brofessor done good

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    stories like this suggest that there is an optimal relationship a man can have with porn

    if you can get to a place where it motivates you to push harder like this, that provides an important function. it would basically be like healthy food at that point.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Crazy how easy cardio becomes when a girl is bent over in front of you at the gym.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >can’t run for shit
    >10 minute mile
    I can’t even do that and I’ve been running for months

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    white women owe me sex

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why just run when you can wrestle with them.
    I like having female workout buddies and grappling partners.
    >Get closer in an embrace
    >Hear her grunts and moans under her breath during the struggle
    >She may or may not dirty talk
    >A combination of her perfume and her natural scent gets sweated out

    It's basically like sex but with a nice combative twist.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There we go yeeeeeaaahhhh! That's more like it!

      That is where it's at right there!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Ctrl+f
    >Unreal
    >no results

    Disappointed in fit

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone gets it!

      They are even more fun when they play dirty.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The rough unscripted kind as well.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh I like her! Where can I get one?

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so just be a lanky engineering degree bro and a cutie will submit you? I have step 1 complete, but no cutie yet what do I do

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you a gay?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no I like women and they get me erect, I have been working out but no success yet

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >that smirk
      He understands

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this woman why Dom's videos all suck now?
    at least he got a way better deal than Bill Burr.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has been making videos for like 20 years by now, there aren't that many gym jokes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's true but running out of gym jokes doesn't mean you have to do soi stuff.

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