>you will never provoke the most pure form of animalistic lust in thousands of women like him
JDIMSA
>you will never provoke the most pure form of animalistic lust in thousands of women like him
>you will never provoke the most pure form of animalistic lust in thousands of women like him
JDIMSA
At least i wont die on the toilets
Actually you will
you would be surprised how many old people die on the shitter
I wouldn’t fuck with or provoke fate irony karma or any of it that way
>mogs all ISTcels
>The Virgin Buddy Holly vs. The CHAD Elvin Presley
I really like Buddy Holly though. And his chin/jaw actually aren't bad at all.
>fucked a 14 year old when he was 24
Guess america in the 60's was less puritan than today
Puritans aren't for the cause of the aoc being raised, it was the feminist movement
Puritans married off their daughters at like 9 kek
That shit still happens today it's just kept quiet.
that mofo was perfect
He's a good example of what a bad lifestyle can do to you, he died at 42 and aged fast.
He had an eating disorder
Yeah so do most people in the world around you, whether they are binging or starving. An orderly healthy diet is rare.
Wrong
Doesn't exist
Ok
Why does this happen to so many male sex symbols? Brando was like 400 lbs by the end of his life or something like that
As soon as they start showing their age from the drink and drugs they double down on the drink and drugs. When you're known for being a pretty boy and that dries up what do you have left other than endless partying with your hollywood boomer alcoholic clique?
Getting old and fat is sort of common. I don't mean like /fph/ boogie1488 tier fat but yeah people live hard, their bodies get old, then get exhausted with keeping it up, and they just get hefty especially if they are good the top of the world for long enough.
When elvis died he was actually in the process of crash dieting to get his act together to gear up for a new tour or something. It probably contributed to his death. Heavy crash dieting aided by various medications, preexisting dependence on prescription meds, extreme performance schedule etc. etc.
Elvis was a notoriously heavy eater. Actually amazing he stayed as thin as he did for so long. Alot of stories out there about him eating a whole box of honey buns at a time, a bunch of cheeseburgers, hiring old black women to cook for him etc. I think he frequently went on hard crash diets though.
Obviously as he got older the body no longer took kindly to that type of thing which is common- one of the first things you notice as you get older the weight goes on more easily and is more stubborn to come off.
In Elvis' defense though the guy legitimately came from a dirt poor southern home where he went to sleep hungry alot of nights so yeah you can see how once he becomes the most famous liked man on earth he sort of had a serious thing for comfort foods and junk food.
Usually because these celebrities get to enjoy peak humanly pleasures
Hedonism and access to anything you ever want does that to a person simple as. See king Henry the 8th
to be fair he lived more than most people ever will
I think I’ve made at least a few women horny and that’s good enough for me
I don't provoke.
I instill.
The hottest dudes from that era would be considered 3s by women today.
Remember like a year ago when the female hivemind was getting off calling this guy ugly? Now picture him in black and white, leather jacket, cigarette, motorcycle. He would've been named sexiest man alive 70 years ago.
Forgot pic goddamnit.
tf you talking about. elvis presley, james dean and alain delon would be sex symbols today as well.
Just go check any video of them on youtube and it's full of zoomer girls in the comments talking about how wet they make them
That's true but in the 60s Elvis in particular was even the next level over James Dean etc. apparently if you listen to interviews and stuff from other celebrities and people back then he had extreme charisma on top of every thing else. Genuinely likeable too apparently, most people like that are either cool or likeable but not both.
Jerry Reed said he wished he was a girl when Elvis walked into the studio “I never seen a dude that good lookin’”
Yeah I've heard that interview but as a fan of Jerry Reed I'd just like to point out for everyone else that he explicitly prefaced that statement by saying he wasn't gay or anything.
Jerry reed mogged elvis musically
by far
Sure Jerry Reed was a world class bluegrass/country/jazz guitarist and a good writer.
But elvis mogged a s a performer. Even in the end when he was fat and messed up when the music started he put on a hell of a show and gave his fans 100%.
Much less elvis even a few years before he took a nosedive
True but he mogs basically everyone except maybe Les Claypool
I wouldn't say that but claypools cover of amos Moses with primus and for his acoustic album kicked ass.
I wouldn't usually say this, but in his case it was because of his personality.
No not really, that's a brainlet take. Women are conformists. They still flood the youtube comments section because they feel like they need to. Think about it like this, if you meet a new woman and she sees you're getting a lot of attention from other women, she'll be more attracted to you simply by virtue of that fact.
Why did old people think such bland people were so good looking?
beauty standards always change, people get bored of whatever look quite fast. in 50 years people will ask the same thing
Are you kidding? I'm not queer or anything but in his prime Elvis is objectively one of the most attractive people ever. Looks, charisma, talent... the man had it all.
if wasnt a celebrity and worked in a factory, women wouldnt look twice at him.
He also started the decline of Western civilization with his proto-twerk hip thrusting and creating the rock n roll culture full of drugs and degeneracy which eventually led to all this moron rap garbage we have know.
His music sucked too.
"aint nothing but a hound dog" really? shit sounds aweful