You WILL stop adopting pointless and harmful gymbro attitudes towards lifting. You WILL rest 3-4 days a week

You WILL stop adopting pointless and harmful gymbro attitudes towards lifting
You WILL rest 3-4 days a week
You WILL stop going to faliure
You WILL adjust your training volume to keep the steady pace throughout the workout
You WILL aim for higher reps
You WILL get serious about cardio
You WILL stretch often
You WILL drink only clean water
You WILL have a balanced diet that includes of macronutrients
You WILL get at least 7 hours of sleep every night
You WILL read books and learn a useful craft instead of wasting all time on a gym
You WILL become the best version of yourself
and you WILL be happy

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL stop going to faliure
    Why tho? I like to do every set till failure. I feel like if don't push everything, I am slacking off

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >You WILL rest 3-4 days a week
      That leaves 3 full body days, or x2 upper/lower days.
      That is already mega cramped 2h+ sessions, I need the fifth day.

      You don't need to and it may be counterproductive. Of course on isolations it doesn't matter because the total fatigue in negligent, the only limiting factor is overuse injury.
      But if 5 or even 3 sets of squats with 1-3 left in the tank each set causes enough of a stimuli for your next session, doing 5 sets to failure is just hampering yourself along with higher risk of injury.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >stop going to faliure
        >steady pace throughout the workout
        >get serious about cardio

        shoo shoo, gains goblin.

        >doing 5 sets to failure is just hampering yourself along with higher risk of injury.

        people who go to failure on every set don't need to do 5 fucking sets for a growth stimulus.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >people who go to failure on every set don't need to do 5 fucking sets for a growth stimulus
          I do six
          >w-why?
          I love the pain

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah and you'll soon discover that 5 sets of high quality but high effort reps is more sustainable than 3 sets of balls to the walls folding over on the last 1-3 reps. I lifted that way for a while and for sure it works, until a point. I still do it on all vanity muscle lifts.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >3 sets of balls to the walls folding over on the last 1-3 reps
            literally just do reps until you can't do another rep. don't "fold over", don't compromise form. just do the exact same thing as many times as you can. what's confusing about this concept to some people? my last rep looks like my first rep but slower. then I try one more and fail to get the weight to its intended final position, so I declare the set complete.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You need to lift close or to failure in order to grow. It doesn't take a fucking basedence to understand that, doesn't it ?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lift to failure necessary
          It isn't. In fact, it can cripple your gains, depending on how often you lift, diet/recovery factors.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I feel like if don't push everything, I am slacking off
      Your fee fees don't matter.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >stop going to faliure
      >steady pace throughout the workout
      >get serious about cardio

      shoo shoo, gains goblin.

      >doing 5 sets to failure is just hampering yourself along with higher risk of injury.

      people who go to failure on every set don't need to do 5 fucking sets for a growth stimulus.

      >people who go to failure on every set don't need to do 5 fucking sets for a growth stimulus
      I do six
      >w-why?
      I love the pain

      >3 sets of balls to the walls folding over on the last 1-3 reps
      literally just do reps until you can't do another rep. don't "fold over", don't compromise form. just do the exact same thing as many times as you can. what's confusing about this concept to some people? my last rep looks like my first rep but slower. then I try one more and fail to get the weight to its intended final position, so I declare the set complete.

      You need to lift close or to failure in order to grow. It doesn't take a fucking basedence to understand that, doesn't it ?

      >I feel like if don't push everything, I am slacking off
      Your fee fees don't matter.

      Post injuries

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        never had one (from lifting weights)

        I really think people who associate failure with injuries have never actually tried it or they egolift. you're way more likely to get injured from going through the motions on a cardio routine or from going for one rep maxes. doing bodybuilding style training is really fucking SAFE.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >lift to failur-ACK

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            another victim of deadlifts, the chud ACKcersise

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's not an injury. If you lift heavy while holding your breath, when you release the tension the blood will leave your head for a short while and you'll black out. Maybe if you lifted more than 2pl8 once in your life you'd know that

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >when you release the tension the blood will leave your head for a short while and you'll black out
              Almost as if the human body wasn't meant to do this...weird.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                The human body also wasn't meant to sit in a chair for 8 hours a day and yet 90% of this board does that

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's lifting for STRENGTH. I don't lift for strength, I do bodybuilding.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            LIFT TO -ACK

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              can any strongchud explain the point of these pipe things? Like, how are they better than just regular barbells?

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's to simulate a log press

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                pretty sure logs dont have convenient holes with handles

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                And now you know that all gym lifting is cope

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              retard, learn to read:

              that's lifting for STRENGTH. I don't lift for strength, I do bodybuilding.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like how everyone came to help immediately.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I lifted to failure all the time.
          It worked, but there are better ways.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alert: GAINS GOBLIN THREAD

    Do not attempt any of this shit

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dude that would make you aesthetic and that's gay, you want to be plump and swole for the gaybros like the Greeks did.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    DYEL pussy? post body

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no bigger dyel flag than not ever going to failure. There has literally never been someone with a good physique who doesn’t at least occasionally lift to failure.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The thing I think most people don't realize is that yes lifting weights is a cool hobby and it's a great way to be healthy and stay in shape it's 100% possible to turn it into an obsession. Obsessions are not healthy for the body or mind and you'll find yourself going crazy, especially with weightlifting. Making weightlifting into an obsession turns you into a dog chasing its own tail. There is no end goal in weight lifting. Only arbitrary numbers and subjective images in the mirror. You can literally spend years obsessing over weightlifting and make 0 progress due to body dysmorphia or having unrealistic expectations.

    Give yourself a moderately hard goal to achieve and then just have fun. 1/2/3/4 at 12% bodyfat. There. Youre strong and you'll look sexy. Now you can free yourself from your obsession and actually live your life

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL rest 3-4 days a week
    Maybe you will, grandpa, but my 6 days of lifting and 3 days of bouldering per week are sustainable for me at the moment.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL stop adopting gymbro attitudes towards lifting
    Why?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a dyel newfag i dont know who to believe

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only one of those I do is cardio

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The only one of those I do is cardio
      Cardio is for women and homosexuals. Which one are you?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is rowing cardio?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on your rowing program, but yes, it's probably one of the straightest forms of cardio.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You WILL stop adopting pointless and harmful gymbro attitudes towards lifting
    Don't really know what that attitude is specifically but although I like lifting to me it's just a means to an end (just like everything else kek)
    >You WILL rest 3-4 days a week
    >You WILL stop going to faliure
    No
    >You WILL adjust your training volume to keep the steady pace throughout the workout
    Get better work capacity
    >You WILL aim for higher reps
    Rep range is exercise dependent but I have no issues doing lower body compounds for high reps
    >You WILL get serious about cardio
    Eh
    >You WILL stretch often
    Already fairly flexible (nearly able to do front splits) from doing everything with full ROM, I only stretch hard to get areas (gracilis for example)
    >You WILL drink only clean water
    I drink green tea sometimes but besides that yep
    >You WILL have a balanced diet that includes of macronutrients
    Balanced diet is an irritating term but I mostly eat whole foods so sure
    >You WILL get at least 7 hours of sleep every night
    Sure
    >You WILL read books and learn a useful craft instead of wasting all time on a gym
    If you aren't doing supersets/giantsets to do 50% more work in the gym while saving a ton of time what are you even doing with your life? Books sure but craft I dunno
    >You WILL become the best version of yourself
    Sure
    >and you WILL be happy
    Nice joke

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a how to stay dyel guide? If so, then very well done you fucking dumb moron.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WON'T do any of these things.
    >You WILL rest 3-4 days a week
    Why fucking bother at all?

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