>your bulking bro?

>your bulking bro? Fr?
>but it's march... summers like 3 months away brah
>you know it's beach season
>how can you be my wingman with no abs and love handles?
>you know I'm your vro, but you gotta stay home and fix your diet
>*June comes*
>shredded bruh posts crazy nights of girls licking his abs on insta
>You're still at home, bulking and watching his stories while food falls on your gut

Why didn't you cut...all you had to do was cut...

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I don't intentionally bulk or cut. I just make sure I stay <10%bf and eat whatever I feel like and train accordingly.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Calling bs, there’s no way you “just happen to” stay under 10 without cutting or bulking natty bro

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Post body

        [...]
        It's not imaginary. It's what happens when you bulk during summer

        [...]
        Good. Keep going. Get shredded. Don't miss out on the parties

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >roiding for this

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            ?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          So you don't bench?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            I bench excessively, but I've just got poor pec insertions.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              I'd get plastic surgery at that point. Sucks

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Power rangers monster villain mode.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          mirin what's your abs routine?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Impressive 153lb physique

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            185

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Cap

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                lowkey no cap fr fr on god, my nibba.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Post your body then, anon.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Post body

      I think it’s fun that you wrote out this whole imaginary dialogue.

      It's not imaginary. It's what happens when you bulk during summer

      I'm not bulking bro. Cut going for about 2 weeks. Feeling good, feeling leaner by the day, strenght didn't get a hit yet. I can see my abs, stopping when i get rid of the love handles. I'm getting so shredded by june i'm gonna have abs on my dick

      Good. Keep going. Get shredded. Don't miss out on the parties

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're not a bodybuilder so it doesn't matter for you

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Nobody here is a bodybuilder - certainly not anyone who's reason for cutting is the summer.

        mirin what's your abs routine?

        Alternating days
        >Dragon flags
        >Standing ab roller
        >Dish hold
        >Kneeling ab roller
        >All for as many reps/as long as possible and as much rest in between as I like
        >x3
        Or
        >Hanging leg raises
        >Hanging windshield wipers
        >Kneeling ab roller
        >Russian twists
        >Jackknives
        >Bicycles
        >Tucks
        >Each for around a minute with 0-15 seconds in between

        I'd get plastic surgery at that point. Sucks

        I also have whatever the is the opposite of pectus excavatum - if you notice my ribs jut out in between my pecs - which partly causes the bad chest. You just have to do your best with what god gives you though, and plastic surgery is for homosexuals.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think it’s fun that you wrote out this whole imaginary dialogue.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not bulking bro. Cut going for about 2 weeks. Feeling good, feeling leaner by the day, strenght didn't get a hit yet. I can see my abs, stopping when i get rid of the love handles. I'm getting so shredded by june i'm gonna have abs on my dick

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I just upped my caloric intake by 300 because I'm not gaining enough weight.
    cry about it.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      So then youre going to sit at home this summer. Not my problem

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    YEAH IMMA FART IN SOME STOCKINGS,,,,,,

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I dont have social media or friends, so this scenario can't happen to me. Checkmate.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >cut for the summer
    homie i'm in brazil it's beach season every season, yes and i am cutting. i don't know for how long doe, i feel weak not bulking

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why did you just go on IST to post gay fanfiction?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If i was posting gay fanfic I'd be posting your 1RM

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Real talk. What do you think this guys diet is to eat that dam lean? Did he do like 1000 calories for a month or something?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      More than a month. Youre looking at 2 to 3 months of -1000 tdee depending on where you start

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Jsut check his youtube out for his workout and diet its in french tho but you dont need him hear just watch what he is doikg lol

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Name?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Enzo carini

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This was me when I was 180 during the lockdown of 2020 lol. Haven’t been this lean since

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a powerlifter bro

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >lifting for prostitutes
    ngmi

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