Your teenage son looks like this, how do you fix him?

Your teenage son looks like this, how do you fix him?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >teenage

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you seen zoomers? They age like milk left out in the sun.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Kek, was just in a thread where someone was saying they all look like kids. You fags make it up as you go along.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ask him why he looks 40 everyday till he either fixes it himself or removes himself from existence

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Throw him in a volcano

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hire him a hooker so he can lose his v card immediately (dont tell him shes a whore), tell her to tell him he would look so cute with shorter hair
    >take him to the barber
    >buy him so decent clothes
    >take him to the gym, enroll in mma
    >invite him to mature hobbys/events where he is around other success adults
    >find out what his grades are, get him into a decent college for stem/business/law
    >buy him a decent car
    >tell him im proud of him every time he makes a little progress

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually a good strat. I think this would be the only way to fix him and also take away his internet connection and he’ll be golden

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would disagree, taking away things would cause push back and a battle of wills, better to positively encourage your children into the right direction than trying to force them

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >implying that creature could challenge his father for dominance
          lol, lmao even.
          He's a long way from trying to become pack alpha

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've never received a present worth more than 10$ in my life

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        No amount of money can undo the gayry that is you. Only you can do that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be this anon's father
      >be worried that he wastes his life lifting heavy things and putting them down again like an uncultured troglodyte
      >hire him a hooker, tell her to tell him she loves a man who plays violin
      >buy him a decent violin
      >invite him to mature events when he's around people appreciating classical music
      >get him to a decent music conservatory
      How well do you think that would work?

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        giwtwm

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably pretty well, the power of pussy + making your parents proud is a powerful motivator

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Musicians are gay

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Please do a sewer slide.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This actually seems like a good plan unironically
      Also it would probably give him such a boost if someone cared about him enough to do this.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      tfw when a random autist on a fishmongers gathering club is a million light years better parent than yours ever have been.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stop paying for internet and cancel his cell phone contract. Give him some quality books and suggest some wholesome outdoor activities we can do.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Punishment just creates more resentment and would probably make him an hero or fuck his life up even more to get back at his dad. Rewarding good behavior like this

      >hire him a hooker so he can lose his v card immediately (dont tell him shes a whore), tell her to tell him he would look so cute with shorter hair
      >take him to the barber
      >buy him so decent clothes
      >take him to the gym, enroll in mma
      >invite him to mature hobbys/events where he is around other success adults
      >find out what his grades are, get him into a decent college for stem/business/law
      >buy him a decent car
      >tell him im proud of him every time he makes a little progress

      is the way to go

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Start videoing him in his room and put it on reddit.com/r/cringe

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kill him

      Go back gay

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I slap, just slap
    fix the hell out of him by slapping his face
    c'mon son *slap*

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No computer, he will have to use mine if he wants to do assignments or whatever.
    >No smartphone, get him a brick that's only good for calls/SMS.
    >Get him to exercise ASAP, go with him to the gym, running or whatever he dislikes the least.
    >Enroll him in a team sport so he learns to socialize with kids his age, stand his ground and make (non-loser) friends.
    >Make him proud of his body, his will and his desire to be good.
    >Spend the entire summer vacation with him in a secluded (no internet) and rural location so he understand the small pleasures of life, take him fishing, swimming and hiking.
    >Buy him a car as soon as legally possible so he'll gain some independence and take his friends to parties or whatever, solidifying his place in the group.
    >Cut his hair, get him decent clothes.
    >Tell him I'm proud of him every time he makes some progress, be stern and unforgiving when he disobeys, beat him up if necessary.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hey anon I'm hosting a birthday party next week but I couldn't find you on facebook, I wanted to send you an invitation
      >oh sorry my gay dad doesn't allow me to use technology
      Yeah I bet he would have tons of friends and zero emotional issues with a father like that.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dont be too hard on him, he’s obviously not a parent. You can’t keep your children away from danger or vices, you have to expose them and try to teach them how to navigate them. He is simply recognizing that the internet is a big part in having ruined the boy so his first reaction is to remove it, correct problem, wrong solution

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you care enough about someone you'll talk to him anyways. I've lost no social interaction since removing all social media from my life. People simply call me to invite me instead of using instagram.

        Dont be too hard on him, he’s obviously not a parent. You can’t keep your children away from danger or vices, you have to expose them and try to teach them how to navigate them. He is simply recognizing that the internet is a big part in having ruined the boy so his first reaction is to remove it, correct problem, wrong solution

        You're right, I'm no father. Since you seem more knowledgeable on the matter, how would you fix the internet problem? I worry of my future children emulating noxious behaviors they'll inevitably see online.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          You explain the pros and cons of the internet, be honest about the dangers and share personal experiences as to not appear perfect. Ultimately, your children are going to make mistakes, they’re going to get hurt and used and you can’t and shouldn’t protect them from everything. What you can do is make sure they understand what is happening and why and that they can always come to you if they get into trouble. Parents who constantly punish, especially for simple mistakes, and take things away tend to have children who hide things from them and get in over their head. Your sons are going to discover porn and boys/pedos are going to try to get your daughter to send nudes, trying to remove the internet isn’t going to stop it, they’ll simply buy a phone, get a friend to let them borrow an old one and hide it. I know of some parents who black light their sons bed because they dont want him to masturbate, I’m sure that kid does, he has just learned how to hide it, the more they hover, the better he’ll get at it too. What kind if “noxious behaviors” do you mean?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Enroll him in a team sport so he learns to socialize with kids his age
      Yes this. Team sports are the best for improving kids. Shitty, selfish fucking parents who try to force their kids to be the next YoYo Ma forget this. I coach kids' teams and even the shyest, non-athletic kids learn to do well and socialize.

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squats, oats, shotgun

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I purchase him a fedora and gift him a variety of virtual precious medals to give out to his frenz

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Your teenage sons look like this. How do you fix them?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is nothing to fix. They are perfect.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly the only thing you would need to do with them, assuming you are okay with them being gay, is to get them to understand there is a time for play and a time for being serious, to avoid hard drugs and not let their sexuality be their entire personality

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >assuming you are okay with them being gay

        Those are sex workers bro.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit, really? Where and how much to get the left one to dress up as gerudo link while we fug?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Homie on the left looks cell shaded

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      9mm

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Haha, smol pp

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Send them to volunteer in Honduras or something.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      rape correction for bratty boys

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depends, are they gay or just exploiting coomers for their money?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fix what?

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go camping with him. Tell him I'm proud of him and I love him.

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    He doesn't just suddenly look like this, you have already failed him if you let it get this bad.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    His whole existence is a cry for help

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is what happens when kids aren't made to spend time outside. This is what happens when children are given computers instead of love, support, and a role model.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    make him play rugby and cut his hair. he will be 30, bald and ugly but at least he will have some confidence from playing rugby

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honor killing

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have hair like this but I'm muscular. I refuse to cut it. Hair is where your mana power is stored.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based, my grandma calls me Samson now that I'm letting the hair grow

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take him with you to Mexico. Find some high-end escort place and pay for him to fuck a thick Brazilian (STD tested) for a week straight. His priorities will change real quick.

  21. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honor kill him. Then I kill my wife and myself for failing to raise him properly and to take our incel genes out of the gene pool.

  22. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    thats not my son.

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