You're a failure of a man if you can't squat 3 plate bellow paralle and ifl you don't own atleast ONE Rolex by your mid 20's

You're a failure of a man if you can't squat 3 plate bellow paralle and ifl you don't own atleast ONE Rolex by your mid 20's

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, maybe so, but I'm trying to improve. Being less of a failure is still better than nothing.
    Gloating is weak.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You called me a loser the other day.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone using a given image is the same person--absolutely correct, definitely.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Those are some girly looking hands you got m8

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Rolex

      Same mentality as Black person shoes

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Facts

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/5m8Im0v.jpeg

      check. check.

      What are the moral implications of eating my own cum? Ask for a friend, of course.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Do you even dive, moron? Rolexes are a meme, my Seiko has better specs (objectively) and a better design (subjectively, but I'm right).
      1/2/3/4 doesn't make you man, although it's a good start. 0/0/3/0 doesn't make you anything except maybe a powerbottom.

      Do you own land or have a family?
      Do you contribute to your community?

      What's going to happen to your stupid watch when you die? Is your son going to wear it proudly or is some fat moron going to buy it second hand and post about how he finally "made it" on an anime imageboard?

      What’s the point in spending thousands on a watch that doesn’t do anything more than a cheap digital watch? Why would you want israeliteels in it? Is it just bling or what? Do you get excited by them or do you begrudgingly spend the money because you want prestige? Serious questions.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Just to flex on other men and show you have money/status/taste. Women don't care about watches or cars. They pay attention the most to a man's shoes.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          > they pay attention to a man's shoes

          Incorrect. Women the the most attention to my huge throbbing CAWK.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >They pay attention the most to a man's shoes.
          HOLY FRICK WHY DOES THIS MATTER? I'm straight and I fricking HATE women dude. I can't get over their bullshit.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Filtering class stratification and investment resale value. Once you get rich enough every purchase you make wholes it’s value.

        T. Knower.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Jewels to match the israeliteeled squat plug they wear even when not squatting

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        unironically, it's how you attract homosexuals.
        I brought a nice watch and whenever I'd wear it, I'd have homosexuals left and right trying to strike up conversations and hit on my wherever I went (grocery store, gym, in the woods hiking, at any public event).
        Oh yeah, if you want to have any business dealings with Indians (I hate my job), they will instantly respect you if you have a better watch. Don't actually go for quality here, since Indians aren't smart enough to tell this, it just has to look more expensive, and ideally gold.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even dive, moron? Rolexes are a meme, my Seiko has better specs (objectively) and a better design (subjectively, but I'm right).
    1/2/3/4 doesn't make you man, although it's a good start. 0/0/3/0 doesn't make you anything except maybe a powerbottom.

    Do you own land or have a family?
    Do you contribute to your community?

    What's going to happen to your stupid watch when you die? Is your son going to wear it proudly or is some fat moron going to buy it second hand and post about how he finally "made it" on an anime imageboard?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Is it a Grand Seiko? I'm no Rolex fanboy but you can't compare a regular Seiko bro.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can compare the spec sheet to any watch on earth and laugh in your face, you fricking dumb c**t, because it's a professional grade diving instrument rated to 1000m, not piece of israeliteelery. It has 26 rubies in it of course, but that's for a real reason.

        It's no quartz, but "a regular rolex" might as well be at the depth mine is rated to.

        >verification not required

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          A quartz is even better specs wise homosexual
          Automatics are just a relic of the past. You're both losers

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Quartz watches are for poorgays

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Damn right, that's why I wear a Casio Duro
              I don't dive but can report that it will survive a direct hit from a police baton

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I own a Tudor Pelagos not any Rolez. You seem mad? Seikos are cool but they're not Rolex / Tudor. Is your Seiko even certified as a Chronometer? The movement isn't as good in seikos. They don't utilize silicone balance springs or offer ceramic bezels.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Divers dont wear diving watches.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Diving in my GMT
      >t. moron

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    check. check.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A real man wears a watch that isn't israeliteelry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      perfect hands for choking women. a bit jelly, that's for sure.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >not owning a smart watch
    Plebian

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the kind of homosexual you have to be to take such a picture. Anyway here's mine, I watchmog you.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You should brag about it anonymously on IST.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Impressive, very nice. Surely you own a house too? You wouldn't be spending money on watches to sit and wear in your rental?

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Aaaahhhh I'm consooming

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      My immediate thoughts as well. israelitelers are very often israeli-owned enterprises as well, so it's a pretty obvious ploy tbqtbh.

      OP is a goyslave

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this.
      imagine asking permission from some israeliteelry vendor to be seen as manly. Pitiful behavior. Disgraceful.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've had the same incel IST Casio watch since I was 15 and I will never replace it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Check out the new metal gshock ones. Same shit but much nicer looking and really not that pricey

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I was working as a temp CEO of a company when I was 28 and I got gifted a green gold rolex Daytona by someone I worked with.

    I really thought I was gonna become one of the super rich elite but it didn't work out.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      whats it like being a ceo?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >temp CEO
      You're joking right?

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I love seeing dudes wearing stuff like this around the office. Expensive watches, clothes with "luxury" brands on them, alligator loafers, high trim level cars.
    Instant tell that they are insecure and not a threat or a serious man. It's like blood in the water.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or it just fun to flex on plebs.

      Source: me with a rich wife working in IT

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit, I thought that was the hand of a 50 year-old. It's so over, OP.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nice seiko bro

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's a very basic looking Rolex. How much does an average looking watch like that cost? 5,000?
    That's like buying a 1,000 Supreme t shirt just because it says supreme.

    You'll impress women and broke men but anyone with money knows those trinkets are just money sinks. Rich men don't even buy rolexes, they get gifted them as business deals. Makes you look fake if you actually purchased yours with your own money

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek. GMT 2 Rootbeer retails for $16,150 but good luck finding one for under $20k.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you're not a real man if you're quite literally not stretching your glutes and make yourself lower in height than a woman
    sure thing buddy, I will keep quarter squatting tho

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Cigars are so homosexual
    > Become a slave to a plant
    > Large phallic object in your mouth
    > Smoked by insecure gays who want to appear manly

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would I buy a Rolex instead of more stocks? I do have the money, but why would I waste it on that?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      most Rolex watches outperformed the S&P500 over the last 10,20,50... years

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        But then you actually have to try to sell the watch. The amount of buyers for a Rolex is a lot smaller than the people who buy stocks. Even then, you can only sell a watch for as much as someone is willing to buy it. If I said your 20,000 Rolex is worth 200 dollars, now you're stuck either selling it for 1% of its apparent value or waiting till someone buys it for 20k. At least with stocks there are central bodies governing prices.

        God forbid you actually like the watch and wear it outside. -50% of its value lost the second you unwrap it, unless you're famous or the watch is limited edition. A standard Rolex like the ones posted here only lose value.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >But then you actually have to try to sell the watch.
          go to any watch dealer, pawn broker or put it on ebay and you can sell it within a day
          >-50% of its value lost the second you unwrap it
          not true for Rolex, in fact second hand watches sell for much more than MSRP
          you can buy a GMT Master 2 for 10k at the AD, piss and shit on it and sell it for 20k on the same day

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/UuC8kpJ.jpeg

            You don’t know what you’re talking about.

            It's a watch. You can only sell a watch to people who want said watch. Again. Some limited edition watches will go up in value. But at the end of the day you can only sell it to someone who wants to buy a watch.
            It's a poor investment. At best a Rolex is a hobby item you consume. If it goes up in price after you've consumed it. Then that's a bonus. Buying the watch and expecting it to go up in value like it's a bar of gold is a poor man's thought of rich people investing. A rich person would never buy a Rolex solely for its resell potential.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              >Some limited edition watches will go up in value.
              literally EVERY Rolex produced in the last 50 years has gone up in value

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Idk man. I'm just taking the word of watch collectors. The reddit seems to agree that watches are a poor man's investment and poor resale value and lack of buyers seems to be the big reasons.

                If you say it goes up in value, you're asking me to take one person's word of mouth vs a cataloge of people, I'd at least like some charts or proof

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                In general unless you have a super rare Omega that was worn by astronauts on the moon mission or in space, or any general rolex/Patek/AG, all watches will depreciate. You are correct in this. That's why when you purchase a watch, forget about resale value. Buy it because you like it. That was my mentality when I got my Seamaster Planet Ocean. Retail was $6,700 and I got it for $4,500 second hand on Chrono24 like brand new. Don't regret it and it's my daily. But the urge to become a collector is strong because watches are very nice, but I'm more than happy with my Omega. I do need to clean it up because I scratched it a ton from wearing it everyday.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >the reddit
                Lost. They also agree the secomd a 300lb man takes an estrogen pill theyre a woman. Go back

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                No longer true, lots of lost interest in luxury gucci, rolex etc

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Depends where you live and what crowd you're in. Disagree as well, since luxury goods have only seen increase in profits and sales, not a decrease.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                that's not the argument dipshit, the argument is that there's hardly anyone wanting to buy them

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >gone up in value
                Shit is not worth more dude. The MONEY is worth LESS because there's MORE OF IT because it gets CREATED FROM THIN AIR, and then you GET UP & GO WORK FOR IT. Cool watch bro. I glance at my phone.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t know what you’re talking about.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You know literally nothing about rolexs lmao why did you even type this up? Nothing of what you said is true and it's clear you don't own one. My rolex literally went up in value by a couple thousand and I wear it everyday.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Yeah man my Rolex is so valuable now
            >sell it? What? I haven't sold it yet. They just told me it's value went up and I believe them
            >I'm sure I could sell it today if I wanted to... haha... yeah

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              don't talk to these guys about unrealized gains.
              they're like wine moms checking zillow and jerking off about their home's value going up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw my homes value has gone up by 100k in the last year

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                same, and it's moronic because I live in a heap. no one's paying a 100k markup for this. These numbers are controlled by people who have no concept of value.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              lol ok cope brokegay, I bought mine used, and could sell it for more on the same website used

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              I've looked several times, and it's impossible to buy a nice used steel sports Rolex for much less than msrp. Not that you can buy a new one for msrp.

              I like their designs but homages are a better value by far, and so are fakes if you don't care about ethics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic? Stocks work the same way, there's just more buyers. Nobody governs the price, at least notl directly

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Never got the point of watches once i got a cell phone. I guess sometimes its easier to look at your wrist but even when im in a tree working i can stop to check my phone.

    Also cigars are gross

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its israeliteelry for men, are you stupid or just pretending?

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't love the rootbeer tbh but it's still a dope watch. Here's mine.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Those are so cool, like israeliteelry but bigger and mechanical as well.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >OP doing his best to larp as a lmao "real man"
    Buddy, it's not the things you buy that makes you a man.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'd rather own an extra car than a Rolex, and I do. 3 plate squat for 10 is my first set, and it goes up from there for sets of 5

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >have gotten more than a few compliments on my watch
    >just a simple timex, most run of the mill watch there is
    it doesn't take much to get mires

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry I don't wear israeliteelery, queer

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What's the consensus on rings? I wear these 2 everyday.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on whether you like it or not. Doesn't matter what anyone else has to say. What you wear is you representing yourself to the world. Most won't care some. Some what like it. And there are some that like it and even love it. You should only care about those that frick with your vibe. Everyone else doesn't matter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks zesty

      >Yeah man my Rolex is so valuable now
      >sell it? What? I haven't sold it yet. They just told me it's value went up and I believe them
      >I'm sure I could sell it today if I wanted to... haha... yeah

      it's all fun and games until klaus starts to make us pay taxes on unrealized gains
      yeah, I lost my watch in a diving accident haha

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    obligatory post

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >oh shit I forgot to put in my negative prompts

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have a Rolex. But I do have a Kurono Tokyo, a Grand Seiko, and a Hublot (It is a spirit of big bang my dad got me. Not a watch I would get myself but I love it because my dad got it before even it is a very 'new money' watch. TWXH

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >expending accumulated capital on trinkets and baubles
    I shiggy.

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    nah, you're a failure of a man if you don't have kids by your mid 20's

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Get some sun you fricking cave goblin

  32. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That's mean.

  33. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Getting a Rolex because you're a poser who only cares about attempting to signal social status is max cringe.

  34. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine associating your masculinity over a fricking watch.

    Btw, what color is your Bugatti?

  35. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >he's into watches and cigars
    Oh how I wish I was you!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lol

      https://i.imgur.com/h8jccf5.jpeg

      You're a failure of a man if you can't squat 3 plate bellow paralle and ifl you don't own atleast ONE Rolex by your mid 20's

      You are a failure if you have to brag on 4chins.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I do like cigars man. Sorry.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I actually like that soap and its very reasonably priced for how big the bar is. Really just smells like oak and not whiskey though.

  36. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    wrong. You're not a man unless you own land and are out form under the mortgage.
    how many sq feet is the house that you own outright?

  37. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >consoom product
    lol your manhood can be bought at a store op

  38. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do some people still have these gay watches? Quartz watches are literally better in keeping time, they're cheaper, they can have other functions. And smartwatches are even better. You get to do shit like respond to emails, make calls, pay for the groceries, reply to messages, take notes, record stuff, check the weather, calendar and so on. And that's even before we discuss health (check your sleep, hr, stress levels, blood pressure, oxygen, record ecg) and fitness. Why are you all so backwards? Automatic watches are like using horse-drawn carriages in the era of cars

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      it's not about function it's about flexing on the poors. that's literally it. The ones that do mental gymnastics are nepo imposters, but the real ones will just call you poor and move along without another thought.

  39. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Op is a homosexual

  40. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Rolex is the poor rich man's watch. It's like buying a Ferrari or Lambo vs being wealthy and having a Rolls Royce with a driver. Wealthy people laugh at you while they wear something that looks basic as frick but costs 200 grand. You think you're in the club but you're not.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Le epic old money meme.

      You have no idea what your taking about. Even billionaire still have Rolexes in their watch collections. They are more likely to use Rolexes for their intended purpose as a utility/diving watch as opposed to wearing it at a dress function.

      Rolls-Royce is just as Tacky as a Lamborghini now, due to the association with Arab Princesses.

  41. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Owning a Rolex that you paid for is embarrassing in the same way that having a luxury car is embarrassing
    It screams "I am not only insecure about my appearance but I am also bad with money" which is why it is so good at attracting gold diggers
    Absolute paypig behavior

  42. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >If you don't succumb to extreme consumerism you're a FAILURE!
    kek, moron. I wear a quartz Shinola chrono. Not because it's some amazing but because my dad gave it to me. btfo'd, homosexual.

  43. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >monte no.4
    Eh okay

  44. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do you even get a buzz from cigars?

    I'm either gonna switch to them if I start making more money or an herb weed vape with tobacco if poor.

  45. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you should own an overpriced outdated timepiece
    no thanks I make my own israelitelery and watches are homosexual

  46. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >rolex
    >no wedding ring
    you are a boy pretending to be a man

  47. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    id just buy a tag heuer if i wanted a nice watch. but im just gonna buy stocks so i can buy a nice watch later when im rich

  48. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The latest model Apple watch will get you 10 times more pussy than some basic b***h starter Rolex, and that’s a fact.

  49. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why would i wear a watch when i have a phone that can tell the time? I have never in my life worn anything around my wrist.

  50. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they call it a watch anyway? You dont watch a watch, you glance at it. They should be called glances.

  51. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i am beyond material attachments
    get on my level monkey

  52. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >owning a rolex by X time signifies manhood
    Spoken like a metrosexual b***h with low self esteem
    Rolex pay you homosexuals fot this shilling? You guys only smoke cigars when you have no dick around to gargle on?

  53. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ok andrew

  54. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >don't own atleast ONE Rolex by your mid 20's

    Ive learned most of these characters were born on third or second base one way or another.

  55. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A rolex is just overpriced male israeliteellery you homosexual. Why not wear a pretty diamond ring and be upfront about your sensibilities?

  56. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a watch guy. I just would not notice what watch anyone is wearing. What is the attraction to expensive watches?

  57. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The pursuit of wealth above all else will leave you poorer and emptier than the most destitute man begging for food.

  58. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I have both of these and I'm still a failure of a man.

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