youre in the gym getting a sickening glute pump when this guy comes up behind you, smacks you on the ass and tells you ''nice gains bro.&#03...

youre in the gym getting a sickening glute pump when this guy comes up behind you, smacks you on the ass and tells you ''nice gains bro.'' wat do?

keep in mind he's 6'2'', 295 lbs

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    get shitted on, mum killer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dubs and dog dies, along with his protective spell

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >this homosexual thinks shitty ass weak ass dubs could stop danger dog

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/uMg5GbA.jpg

          get shitted on, mum killer

          https://i.imgur.com/6HkZn3S.png

          youre in the gym getting a sickening glute pump when this guy comes up behind you, smacks you on the ass and tells you ''nice gains bro.'' wat do?

          keep in mind he's 6'2'', 295 lbs

          Gotta samegay your own thread to keep it alive. Sad! Page 10 here we come.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Winrar

            you failed again, because youre gay and danger dog is BASED

            Your mum is dead, Black personhomosexual

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i'll be bumping all night long because im a redpilled alpha male and you are BIG GAY

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Roll

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you failed again, because youre gay and danger dog is BASED

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      dubs and mom killer's dad dies in the toilet

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    do a 360 and walk away

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >5'6" 320lbs

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    chuck that roidlet manlet out the window.
    >t. 6'4 186lbs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >bragging about being auschwitz mode

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would be like: "Thanks big dog" and move on. If he bothered me further I would wait till his back was turned and then smash a 20 pound weight through his head.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Either a nurple while saying thanks, or see if he's ticklish

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sue then use the money from the sexual harassment lawsuit to quit my job and get my degree and lift more seriously.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get glute pumps.
    Also, I can run faster and farther then this dude.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Height frauding, 100% this guy's at max 5'11"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You're trolling right? He's a pro bodybuilder so we know he's 5'7". He's well over 300 lbs off season now.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    simply reply "thanks mate"

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is this a shop

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, the dude actually looks like this

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It costs four-hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon.. for twelve seconds
        >AH HA, HAHAHA HA HA ha

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    face and height mog him while saying thanks little guy

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He will die by the age of 57.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >lean body, maybe even sub 8 %
    >bloated moonface
    how does this happen?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      probably frickin irish or cortisone

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take a look at his diabetus legs and try not to throw up

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Unholster my gun
    Pull back the slide to chamber a round
    Tell him to drop his pants
    Rape him to assert dominance
    Shoot him in the back of the head as I come monkeypox up his ass

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nick walker is unironically goal body for me so

    gonna hit it in three years. not as polished obviously but i'll put on the mass at least.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd pin him to the floor and shove a barbell up his ass, then another one in his mouth, then the owner would come out and fist his dickhole while I pick up the barbells and do preachers curls with him, 2 45lbs barbells, and the gym owner all attached and I'd scream light wait bb ain't nothin but a peanut and I'd do 14 sets until failure then when the gym owner pulls out and he blows his load the other guys would do farmers walks using his cum as traction and everyone would be clapping and rich piano and zeezbra would decend and take him to the iron halls of Valhalla and Scooby wood b in the corner fapping and crying and then maybe he'd think twice about slapping asses

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pop a boner

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nick walker is like 5'7 or something stupid homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How fricking moronic is IST? Obsessed with height and looking at bodies and can't instantly tell that this guy is very short and couldn't be anywhere near 6'2? It's his body proportions, it is obviously a short guy.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    take it as a compliment and edge/goon with him in the showers

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "uh, thanks"
    Then slap his ass when I get the chance.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thank my fellow straight man for the compliment, obviously.

    The butt smack has been how heterosexual men acknowledge athletic accomplishment for generations. If you read anything into it beyond a sign of approval then you're unironically a closet case.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Say thanks big guy and ask if I can rub him down in the sauna. I have the big homosexual and we all know it’s not the girls that are into guys that look like myostatin-deficient cows.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Keep in mind this guy goes to the gym to do 20 pushups and a couple bicep curls. genetics is EVERYTHING, incels slave away in the gym and go BALD lmao

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Never skip head day bros

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i keep planking. i alway s keep planking!!!

    i look up, and my abdominals push me up off the floor in an instant reflex. we stand eye to eye and shake hands.

    "thnaks" i say, before collapsing to the ground under the weight of my own abdominal. i keep plankin. i always keep it planking. the cracks in my humerus begin to expand.

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