You're nearly 30 now. Time to learn to cook. >no fricking excuses

You're nearly 30 now. Time to learn to cook

>no fricking excuses

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been cooking since I was a prepube and my wog mother showed me how.
    Food rules, don't let other men choose how you eat it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      but the questions still remains, why can't you season the meal prep? i need to know.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        to piss off shitskins and show how white they are

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick did russians lose to these people?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In what parallel universe did Russia “lose” the Winter War or Continuation War?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Have you seen russian ‘food’? It’s not much better.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Russian food is actually really nice
              Finno and Scandinavian food is nightmare fuel
              Just look at the grounded up fish in a toothpaste tube that Norwegians eat

              >wog
              why are non-whites like this? have some fricking self-respect

              Nah I’m a coconut mate and you can’t stop us with our derogatory terms
              Stop being a whinge c**t

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >coconut
                >wog

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well let's compare
            >Finns
            sausage and root veggies
            >Russians
            starving lmao

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >muh K/D
            in that case americans are allowed to say they won vietnam

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's exactly what happened, eat rice lose wars it's that simple.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Our brain was BUILT for ketosis, what happened to muh Romans? They died like the grain addicted foods they were? What happened to the Spanish? Their brain got fried with their precious neurotoxic potatoes. What happened to the Brits? Ricecurried into utter irrelevancy (God bless the Queen I mean the antinutrients!) I could go on

                Develop yourself into a decent individual and stop trolling for (You)s.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick did russians lose to these people?

          Reminds me of:
          >A traveler from Sybaris, a city in southern Italy (which gave rise to the word sybarite) infamous in the ancient world for its luxury and gluttony, was invited to eat in a Spartan mess hall and tasted their black broth. Disgusted, he remarked, "No wonder Spartans are the bravest of men. Anyone in their right mind would rather die a thousand times than live like this."

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Sisters sausage
          Hehehehe

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >potatoes
          >carrots
          >cabage
          >meatballs
          this stuff goated

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >wog
      why are non-whites like this? have some fricking self-respect

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love my Italian blood. Do you really think the term "wog" is so degrading?

        but the questions still remains, why can't you season the meal prep? i need to know.

        I use plenty

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seasonings make my tummy go boo boo 🙁

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've been cooking since mom left when I was 16 homosexual.
    I still eat like this except I have a huge spice/sauce shelf now

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could eat salty rice until I die

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    such a blessing to truly not care. I eat like this every day and don't give a shit. life on easy mode

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"is gym worth it?"
    >not pictured: gym
    Why are women

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You don't need anything more

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chop onion and garlic, saute and then poor in rice and cook. There is no reason not to spice rice up just a little

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      beriberi

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/m6mTIdm.jpeg

      >They eat for nutrients, not flavor.
      And you achieve this by eating
      >flesh meat, white rice (literally pure sugar with zero nutrition), and maybe lmao three pieces of broccoli?
      Meme shit.

      >Adding spice you don't care about is a waste of time
      Literally all spices are medicinal and filled with beneficial compounds. You save 15 seconds and eat zero-nutrient white rice which you think is magical because it looks clean, whitey autism personified

      Anglo whites are the worst cooks imaginable. Embarrassing.

      https://i.imgur.com/cJ9sdyL.jpeg

      travelling to Asia really opened my eyes on how deficient whites are with cooking.

      My fellow whites have this absolutely moronic autism where they think meals either have to be utter dogshit or Gordon Ramsay-tier michelin meals with zero inbetween.

      You can cook delicious, healthy meals for an entire week with 15 minutes in a wok. It's literally that easy. Meanwhile you go to a gymbros house and they spend hours every single day pan frying individual chicken breasts, boiling some sad ass broccoli, and cooking rice. As evidenced by this thread the morons even cope with their utter inadequacy by saying they just "appreciate simple things" more. Like any of them wouldn't instantly drop their autism if they found an actual gf to cook them real meals.

      https://i.imgur.com/STxo0cp.jpeg

      >Michelin level whiny, annoying b***h
      That's not Michelin level. That's basic cooking. Amerimutt Anglo, the worst specimen conceived.

      [...]
      Every single meal I ate in Asia shits all over your cooking and cost me $1.50 on average. I don't give a frick about India because I avoid shitholes

      Haven't had carb in a week.
      I want to eat carbs so bad.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Of course you do, they're like socially acceptable heroin.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you must have a tight bod
          >lifting numbers? Irrelevant
          >bmr, tanked
          >resist the urge to eat, your body is wrong

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Andrew Tate says cooking is gay

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty sure he's gay.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I hope the Romanian govt "accidents" that israelite prick.

        Based

        he's also a homosexual muzzie who isn't white all muzzies are homosexuals remember this

        I know how to cook. I love cooking and I do season my food.

        However, I can eat plain things. Not giving too much of a frick and being able to enjoy basic sustenance is a kay to happiness.

        Cooking may be a bit gay, but Tate is 100% homosexual and a muslim.

        https://i.imgur.com/sHxWiNj.jpeg

        Andrew Tate is a millionaire. And you are?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, I hope the Romanian govt "accidents" that israelite prick.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie andrew tate is a grifting bozo. if everyone embraces that level of scamming to get rich you end up with a country like fricking nigeria

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he's also a homosexual muzzie who isn't white all muzzies are homosexuals remember this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know how to cook. I love cooking and I do season my food.

      However, I can eat plain things. Not giving too much of a frick and being able to enjoy basic sustenance is a kay to happiness.

      Cooking may be a bit gay, but Tate is 100% homosexual and a muslim.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Not giving too much of a frick and being able to enjoy basic sustenance is a kay to happiness.
        the most angloid statement ever conceived

        >bro if u enjoy flavorful food how can u eVn bE HaPpY?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We may disagree, but don't offend people by comparing them to angl*s in any way.

          >bro if u enjoy flavorful food how can u eVn bE HaPpY?
          1. I do flavor my food and I prefer it this way.
          2. What is the worth of your happiness if it depends on something so little?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The topic is about seasoning food.

            Nowhere has anyone stated they can't be happy with unseasoned food. So your statement is moronic and based on a delusion which only you conceived of.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Nowhere has anyone stated
              OP pic did

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                please locate the statement because im having a hard time finding it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This statement does not imply you cannot enjoy living without seasoned food.

                It implied that the preparation and seasoning of the food is so low quality that it's equivalent to a suicide note. This is showing the disparity.

                That does not translate to what you said, nor does it imply it in any fashion. You are making sweeping logical fallacies which shows me that you read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius and thought it was deep.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh ok, cannot be happy *while* eating unseasoned food
                Seasoning food is super easy tho
                t. probably over seasons his food according to most (non-white) people

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The need to "season they food" is actually a sign of nutrient deficiency.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >rice and lean factory farmed chicken
    The recipe for being a skinnyfat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      gm sers

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why's that homosexual using a spoon? WHAT A moron

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      rice is very fattening

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        As evidenced by the horrifically obese Asians who eat rice with every meal.

        They should Westernize and eat lots of butter and bacon. It's ancestral or some shiiieeeeet homie

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eat biologically available healthy fats
          >rule the world

          >eat slave slop
          >be a slave

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >eat biologically available healthy fats
            Those peasants who conquered the world did so on grains. Meat was very expensive in ye olden days and butter didn't keep on voyages.

            This includes
            >Mongols: rice, millet, and milk
            >Brits: bread, porridge, hardtack, salted meat, vegetables, milk (when available), and ale
            >Romans: bread, legumes, cheese, olive oil, fresh fruits and vegetables, meat (when available), wine
            >Greeks: bread, legumes, olives, cheese, mostly vegetarian

            The mainstay, known as the 'staple' food in saner times, was always carbohydrate-based. Meat for extra protein. Fat and gristle for needed calories, but always the smallest part of a ration.

            Your "ketogenic" diet is a betrayal of your beloved ancestors.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              LMAOing at you thinking the vegetables we have now are the same cope harder moxyte I know it's you. Enjoy your lab grown "organic" slop.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >moxyte
                what the frick are you on about?

                Imagine thinking 1000 years is a long time...

                Meanwhile, the ancestors who survived the ice age killed off entire species for their meat.

                >ice age
                Why are you LARPing as a caveman and using modern technology? Shouldn't you be living in a cave? You are very irrational and stupid. Your posts are annoying for this imbecility.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has been spreading misinformation for nearly 5 years daily
                >always uses the same arguments
                >is legitimately mentally unstable
                Nice try back to your reddit hugbox buddy

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shouldn't you be a 14th century peasant? Your "computer" is a betrayal of your beloved ancestors.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Imagine thinking 1000 years is a long time...

              Meanwhile, the ancestors who survived the ice age killed off entire species for their meat.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Le stone age diet

                You better be eating ze bugs or you're a hypocrite.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>eat biologically available healthy fats
            >>rule the world
            We ate mostly carbs (bread) and protein (lean oxen meat) when we did that.

            t. Euro

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>rule the world
            You don't rule anything, fatty.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he's not talking about himself

              he's talking about his Christian European ancestors who ate a diet centered around carbohydrates.

              But he only wants the glory from them and not their dietary aspects that led to their dominance. He instead identifies with moronic cavemen who "ate only meat" and died at 30.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Our brain was BUILT for ketosis, what happened to muh Romans? They died like the grain addicted foods they were? What happened to the Spanish? Their brain got fried with their precious neurotoxic potatoes. What happened to the Brits? Ricecurried into utter irrelevancy (God bless the Queen I mean the antinutrients!) I could go on

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Our brain was BUILT for ketosis
                The organ that runs exclusively on sugar and converts ketones to sugar before use?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eat
          >africa
          l0l

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This only shows who starves the most. Certainly nothing to be proud of...

            >fatty cope

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              carb addict cope

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Egypt
            South Africa

            Literally former white controlled countries with white people in them. Seriously people like you need to be machine gunned against a wall your everything wrong with this society.

            OP actually gave you a solution to not be a fat frick and all you can do is type tehehe Africa. God I hope your parents abort you with lead.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This only shows who starves the most. Certainly nothing to be proud of...

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eat mostly fat
          But I thought vegetable oil is good for you so says the science? Stick to a script.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Correlation isnt causation, thats just the rise of junk food and people not cooking anymore in general. If junk food was fried in lard the graph would show lard as the villain.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >calories go up
            >"wtf why are people getting fatter?"

            God you're so goddamn stupid.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh so it's increased calories then not the macronutrient fat itself that's to blame, thanks xis :^)

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well both. Fat is the most calorie dense macronutrient

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes and calorie density has been a good thing throughout human history right up until this point in time funnily enough, kept people alive and all that.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an average of 1400kcal a day in fats alone
            Jesus fricking christ.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >eat like chinks and africans

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can't tell if thats ireland or Canada

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people are utterly alien to me. And I don't think it's just the poverty either. If I had to work in similar conditions, I'm pretty certain I could find my own bowl somewhere, and then go eat outside the room so I could enjoy my meal in peace.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >go outside
        >someone shits while you eat

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        calling them "people" really is a stretch. I'm not being racist, there are people of all colours.
        but these are closer to animal side than human...
        Is this a prison maybe?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These people are utterly alien to me. And I don't think it's just the poverty either. If I had to work in similar conditions, I'm pretty certain I could find my own bowl somewhere, and then go eat outside the room so I could enjoy my meal in peace.

      Im pretty sure even ancient ancestors would eventually come to the conclusion that eating off the ground isnt good and a "tool" to aide in eating the food would be better, like the idea of a spoon has never entered their minds, even if you dont make it to the off-the-floor idea you should still make it to the spoon idea with basic intelligence

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm what you'd call a picky eater so I put some effort into almost every meal I eat. For example I just put a bunch of chicken in marinade consisting of onions sauce, green onions, bit of brown sugar,ginger and garlic. I'll eat it within the next hour along with sticky Japanese rice, with chopped green onions and chili's. A bit time consuming sure but I'd rather kms than eat this plain horror on op's pic.
    As a side note women almost universally love it if you can cook decent meals.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >onions sauce, green onions
      ???

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Onions sauce* idk why I typed onions sauce.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Onions sauce* idk why I typed onions sauce.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          [...]
          Ok so apparently s 0 y get converted into onions on this board. Did not know that.

          I see it's almost summer, you're early

          >the food equivalent of a suicide note
          god i love twitter humor

          You should stay there then

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hahahahahaha

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Onions sauce* idk why I typed onions sauce.

        Ok so apparently s 0 y get converted into onions on this board. Did not know that.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          my sweet summer child

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My man, S 0 y has been wordfiltered for like a decade now.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ever wince i learned to put kikkoman onions ginger sesame oil then store it long and add the beef deglaze on it or preferably beef or chicken stock, cheap steak all the way up to filet is just way sicker.

      Do white rice with onions sriracha and add black sesame seeds to both to serve. Fried rice is better in a big ass euro saute pan for giant steaks more than a wok if your temp control is on point.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Oh yeah or get a nice strainer and learn general tsos and how to make it with your own sauce, its pretty much white person spicy teriyaki but most places its canned shit and not fresh.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Twitter repost
    have a nice day.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Add tallow and msg and life is complete

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the food equivalent of a suicide note
    god i love twitter humor

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sad part is you dont really need anything much to make chicken tasty as frick. Literally just some rosemary or whatever other herb you want and you dont change its macros whatsoever.

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i love cooking but having to deal with macros and measuring everything just makes me want to get it over with
    ill use seasonings, but im also just making 10 containers of chicken and potatoes every time

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seasoning gets your digestive juices flowing, which normally is a good thing, but bland is more filling if you're on a hard cut.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that's just salt with a few atoms of seasoning sprinkled in

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I know but it's the meme black people one

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how the frick is bland more filling?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i fricking hate lawry's, it tastes fricking awful.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >realize that the garlic salt in our cupboard is lawrey's
      >talk to myself like a Black person whenever I use it
      >laugh at my own jokes to the point of giddyness
      Thanks, Lawrey's
      you sho be good dough, ah hee hee heeeee

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >So what makes junk food so bad
    Amount of calories combined with addictive flavourings and low prices You can change the entire snacks industry to animal fats overnight and people would continue to be obese.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i like putting montreal steak seasoning on everything. and various hot sauces

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > obsessed with other people's lives.
    What percentage of men have dipped below the psychological benchmark where they effectively act like women?

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexual loser drives an electric cuckmobile to work
    was there some sort of study that says a fun car increases commute time or do tech workers just drive the car equivalent of a suicide note every day voluntarily?
    >homosexual loser stares at a phone all day instead of doing anything else with his life
    was there some sort of study that says having a life decreases happiness or do scroolers just live the lifestyle equivalent of a suicide note every day voluntarily?
    >homosexual loser listens to dogshit gay music
    was there some sort of study that says good music damages eardrums or do npcs just listen to the musical equivalent of a suicide note every day voluntarily?

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im still a fat frick because my homemade desserts are simply too delicious.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They eat for nutrients, not flavor. Adding spice you don't care about is a waste of time

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They eat for nutrients, not flavor.
      And you achieve this by eating
      >flesh meat, white rice (literally pure sugar with zero nutrition), and maybe lmao three pieces of broccoli?
      Meme shit.

      >Adding spice you don't care about is a waste of time
      Literally all spices are medicinal and filled with beneficial compounds. You save 15 seconds and eat zero-nutrient white rice which you think is magical because it looks clean, whitey autism personified

      Anglo whites are the worst cooks imaginable. Embarrassing.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ling Ling mogs here, don't @me if you disagree.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          travelling to Asia really opened my eyes on how deficient whites are with cooking.

          My fellow whites have this absolutely moronic autism where they think meals either have to be utter dogshit or Gordon Ramsay-tier michelin meals with zero inbetween.

          You can cook delicious, healthy meals for an entire week with 15 minutes in a wok. It's literally that easy. Meanwhile you go to a gymbros house and they spend hours every single day pan frying individual chicken breasts, boiling some sad ass broccoli, and cooking rice. As evidenced by this thread the morons even cope with their utter inadequacy by saying they just "appreciate simple things" more. Like any of them wouldn't instantly drop their autism if they found an actual gf to cook them real meals.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >in a wok.
            And what's wrong with ordinary frying pan? Or multicooker?

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              nothing.
              it's just that these kids want to feel special

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >in a wok.
                And what's wrong with ordinary frying pan? Or multicooker?

                Woks are larger, heat more evenly, and are great for cooking food in bulk, which is (apparently) the major concern for bodybuilders.

                In my trips to Asia every street corner would be lined with food carts. Many of them would use a wok to cook and could whip up a delicious, healthy meal in two minutes. Pic rel. is Vietnamese pho. Beef, onions, a host of spices, rice noodles, and maybe eggs served in a savoury broth. Might cost $1 and take three minutes to cook from raw ingredients.
                >There are buffets where they use a singular wok. They cook the food, wipe everything down, then prepare another dish. Very simple, cheap, and effective.

                It displayed the massive deficiencies in Anglo* whites when it comes to cooking. Anglo* whites, the morons that browse IST, use the most inefficient methods to prepare the most bland food in the most imbecilic way. I dropped 100% of that after my discoveries.

                And I guarantee
                >I'm skinnier than you
                >I don't have cheat days (because I enjoy my meals)
                >I spend two hours in the kitchen per week
                >everyone loves my cooking

                There is really no justification for the moronic diet culture of IST and it explains why you keep binging because your food is dogshit. Self-punishment mentality is another Anglo trait that's moronic. Follow the Asians and seek balance.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not Anglo, but I don't get how your brain doesn't register that we don't live in a jungle? we actually have to work for our food, and warmth etc.
                that's why there are bland foods, because they were busy fricking building the world and progressing humanity.
                >b-but muh spicy
                frick off

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nowhere in your statement did you approach anything resembling coherence.

                I recommend you eat real food and not nutritionless white rice that you think is heckin' redpilled because it looks clean and satisfies your autism

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                if you would at least try and use that meatball called "head" of yours, you'd understand something
                I'm not the autistic one saying who gives a shit about taste, as long as it doesn't taste like shit. and if bland food tastes hekkin too simple for a man of culture and science as yourself, then sorry for the autismo of yours

                1) Our ancestors didn't eat rice in the first place
                2) IF they did it they wouldn't eat it plain

                where did I mention rice? I didn't say eating plain, it's rather eating simple because there's shit to do and also don't live in jungle, where all kinds of shit grows. the more north you go, the less variety in plants, therefore food gets more simple
                I never understood the inability to eat bland/simple food as some sort of cool thing. you're literally inferior to those who can eat anything.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                1) Our ancestors didn't eat rice in the first place
                2) IF they did it they wouldn't eat it plain

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Beef
                >take three minutes
                Have you ever tried to cook beef? It takes way longer than three minutes.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Have you ever tried to cook beef? It takes way longer than three minutes.
                Cooking time is directly proportional to how thick your cuts are and how hot your pan is. Even a thick cut of steak is 3 minutes on each side max.

                It's annoying when creatures like you, clearly lacking any life experience or knowledge on jack shit try to make definitive statements about things they know little. Another uniquely Anglo* American* white trait.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick all these losers, tell me more wok lord

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Agreed, Ling Ling probably also uses MSG so its probably awesome.
          Wouldnt mind Beckys meal either, Would probably need to add salt tho.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >hurr durr muh cuisine muh culture
        any of them is fine. depends on looks and personality of the person.
        being picky about foods is childish and legit cringe. it's just food. as long as macros and micros are sorted, who cares?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >any of them is fine
          Nobody is picking Becky. Don't kid yourself. If all 4 made meals for you to choose from every day you'd never touch her shit.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            did you read what I wrote?
            the picture assumes you will be in a relationship with the said woman.
            I don't give a shit how she cooks, as long as it's edible.
            I'd rather have a sweetheart that barely can cook, rather than some Michelin level whiny, annoying b***h

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Michelin level whiny, annoying b***h
              That's not Michelin level. That's basic cooking. Amerimutt Anglo, the worst specimen conceived.

              https://i.imgur.com/5RqoCk3.jpeg

              >cherry picking examples that make you look good
              two can play at that game, shitskin.

              Every single meal I ate in Asia shits all over your cooking and cost me $1.50 on average. I don't give a frick about India because I avoid shitholes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >cherry picking examples that make you look good
        two can play at that game, shitskin.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Since when Rosita is an Indian name? It obviously refers to Latin America.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rosita is supposed to be a spicy not a pajeet you fricking moronic

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ling Ling's is obviously the best. Too many carbs/calories but looks delicious.
        Becky's would be my 2nd pick if the breast was actually cooked and you added some olive oil/salt/pepper to the veggies.
        Rosita probably on third, banger meal but the picture there the tacos look dry af and the chili or whatever looks bland, also 5 million calories.
        I have no idea what's going on in Jaqweshia's plate and I don't want to find out.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Becky she's the only one who made decent food

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Im 32 and cook somewhat but it usually takes me a long time to assemble and cook things since I want to have stuff last 4-5 days.

    My biggest issue with cooking and eating is caring enough to do it. I barely get thru each day without committing suicide so sometimes I don’t care about eating and just skip meals, who gives a shit

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How to cook, non-mayo skin edition:

      >get a large wok
      >throw in the meat, vegetables, seasoning, salt
      >wait 15 minutes
      >put food into containers

      It was so painful. Unbearable.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find not cooking and just making really simple meals is helping me eat a cleaner diet. I'm not doing plain chicken and rice yet, but just make a tortilla with 3-4 eggs, slice of cheese, coriander and jalapenos. I'll have protein shake and some fruits. Feels comfortable and I'm not wasting my life in the kitchen.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>no fricking excuses
    I'm not a woman I don't need to learn to cook
    boiled chicken for life

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >50
    No.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What’s this?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poverty in a bowl.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any of you guys eat hardtack for your carbs? I want to eat as plain as possible for awhile so when the next holiday comes ACTUAL food will blow my mind.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You do realise seasoning is salt right?
    Herbs are about all you should use for cutting

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i think non-whites never really learned how to cook so they rely on their prepackaged seasonings as a crutch. browning the meat, salting it just right, ensuring the ingredients are cooked to the desired consistency, ensuring the right balance between fat, sweet, and acidic ingredients. these are the cornerstones of a good dish, and they take practice to perfect. throwing some shit yourself spices or hot sauce on it doesn't make up for a shitty meal. i prefer my vegetables with just salt and a small amount of butter because i like the way vegetables taste, i'm not a tastelet. same goes for meat, literally just salting and browning the meat right is 99% of it's enjoyment.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >non-whites never really learned how to cook

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pic
    I can cook and I'm actually quite proud of my cooking abilities, it's one of my strongest skills; but 80% of the time when I eat alone & at home I eat like pic. It's good enough and with some salads and fruits is nearly everything you need. Also it makes it easy to not overeat because it's not THAT tasty.
    I only make myself something fancy once a week, and I really cook when I have guests or gf.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but 80% of the time when I eat alone & at home I eat like pic
      Same. I worked as a chef for a few years. I know how to cook. But when I'm cooking for myself I don't give a frick if it looks or tastes good. I want nutrient-dense slop that I can cook and inhale in under 20 minutes. Normalgays and foids think it's some sort of accomplishment to spend hours in the kitchen but it takes a based autist to understand efficiency.

      https://i.imgur.com/cJ9sdyL.jpeg

      travelling to Asia really opened my eyes on how deficient whites are with cooking.

      My fellow whites have this absolutely moronic autism where they think meals either have to be utter dogshit or Gordon Ramsay-tier michelin meals with zero inbetween.

      You can cook delicious, healthy meals for an entire week with 15 minutes in a wok. It's literally that easy. Meanwhile you go to a gymbros house and they spend hours every single day pan frying individual chicken breasts, boiling some sad ass broccoli, and cooking rice. As evidenced by this thread the morons even cope with their utter inadequacy by saying they just "appreciate simple things" more. Like any of them wouldn't instantly drop their autism if they found an actual gf to cook them real meals.

      >travelling to Asia
      Pedo.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your "efficient" joyless autism takes more time and effort than using a wok. Uncultured Amerimutt. Stay in the Midwest, nobody wants your kind

        >Pedo.
        seethe radiates through the screen, joyless loser

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >joyless
          oh my god my food wasn't FUN aaaaaahhhh

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no don’t eat tasty food it’s not le efficient eat this bland gruel that gives you enough nutrition to survive instead
        >no don’t have a nice house it’s not le efficient live in an empty unfurnished pod apartment instead
        >no don’t enjoy your free time it’s not le efficient you could be working for me shekelrstein instead
        Kill ALL anglo zog golems legit soulless autistic slave bug “people” that think it’s a sin to enjoy luxury or comfort or fun or anything nice except for working 24/7

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly I simply don't enjoy eating. It's like brushing your teeth, you kinda just do it because you have to. So I don't wanna spend time and money making the crap all fancy.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fish and a ricecake.

      brandon?

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    industrialization pwned anglo food.
    it may not have been all that fancy before but consider pottage.
    if you went back a few hundred years what your ancestors probably ate most of all was pottage. so a big pot of grains, meat if they could get it, herbs and plants they could grow or forage.
    what percentage of anglos today would know what to do with various herbs?
    not that many of them because our more recent ancestors stopped cooking properly when industrialization made cheaper, easier meals possible.
    if you look into stuff people ate in the 1950s that we abandoned this is a good example because it's a lot of industrial stuff that was new at the time but people realized it was crap and stopped doing it.
    but this process began a long time before that. even stuff like the invention of the steam train is part of it because that could mean instead of growing potatoes in your garden and eating those your ate bleached white flour instead.

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I cook burger

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm fairly good at cooking, which is frustrating, because now I'm on a strict weight loss diet, so I can't make most of the shit I used to cook, so rice with chicken it is.

  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rate my every day lunch during the week (it's 4 years now that I eat like this)
    >Basmati rice with a can of tuna, some EVO oil and some lemon juice
    >Greek yogurt with some honey
    >a fruit varying on the season

    My gf says I'm fricking autistic for prepping the same lunch for every day of work, I usually prepare the rice with tuna on Sunday evening and it lasts until Friday with ease

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >slave slop
      >actually good nutritious food
      >slave food
      3/10 do better

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You ever think food that tastes good is better for you as lomg as it isnt because of insulin problems you might get from more than like 1-2000 calories of carbs a day?

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >find new favourite food/recepie
    >spam it for a week
    >eventually becomes disgusting

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it tastes good I eat more and get fat

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's because you're a brainwashed westerner who doesn't utilize spices, salt, seasonings, and overuses butter, grease, fats, and other unsatiating foods to add flavor.

      I was talking about Vietnamese food. Tons of seasonings, herbs, chock full of flavor. Their obesity rate is the lowest on Earth at 2%. It's because they eat carb-rich foods, vegetables, and fruits which satisfy the hunger drive and fill you up.

      My disdain for white Anglo* Americans is very peak right now. You gays make the absolute worst applications of everything and fail to understand why you have dreadful, abysmal results.

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Making "belgian inspired" shrimp with sweet potato fries.
    Shrimp are marinating in beer, rosemary, sage, tarragon, and minced kielbasa, will sautee an onion and a shit ton of garlic, then throw in my shrimp and some oyster mushrooms.
    Gonna airfry my sweet taters in paprika and garlic salt.
    Feeling hyped, should be good.

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