Based also thought the same. But which muscles do you need to survive snek and be the last "man" standing? I'm guessing abs? Then delts to break it's death grip?
I think the bear would win. Gorilla is strong but the bear claws and teeth will frick him up. Lion is strong too but can't bear hug. Snake idk it depends if he can wrap around them fast enough.
How big of a cage? And are there any rules? I’m pretty confident I could win by climbing the cage and while the rest fight, I can drop on the remaining one and kill it
Bear and gorilla can climb better than you guaranteed
How big of a cage? And are there any rules? I’m pretty confident I could win by climbing the cage and while the rest fight, I can drop on the remaining one and kill it
Snakes time a long time to constrict though. It's a gradual process that can take as long as 15 minutes to hit full pressure. Also, single-target-DPS. A snake is completely dedicated to the task of killing/consuming and vulnerable in every possible way from the outside while doing so. Definitely the weakest contender there.
This. There was a video where a python of some sort was constricting a honey badger and some jackals harassed it and the python lost focus for a minute and the badger escaped and killed it lol
Even if not. I imagine the snake can wind itself into the side of the pit such that it's a really inconvenient target while other things are trying to kill you
I hate these threads so much. Even if they're jokes I can tell some of you morons really do think you could take fully grown gorillas and bears and shit
Human beings have nothing except our brains. Turns out intelligence means you can make any weapon you want and that's pretty fricking overpowered in the evolutionary arms race.
Put one on one in a cage with an animal and no weapon we are absolutely fricked. No amount of fitness will protect you from a bear. We don't even something as basic as a fur coat to shield us from claws and teeth. We are so physically vulnerable it's laughable.
An infant could not take either a rat or a rabbit fighting for its life, what would it do? It has no strength or speed to grab them, it wouldn't know how to choke an animal which is realistically the only thing it could even come close to doing, meanwhile both rats and rabbits have very strong jaws with teeth as well as claws and a ton of strength relative to body size. Not to mention all wild animal's ability to simply go apeshit if threatened, which almost every human being lacks
>snake curls up in corner and is ignored by the others, I join him >the lion immediately pounces on the gorilla because it looks like the poacher who killed his wife >the gorilla flings the lion into the bear, the lion is immediately killed by the chad grizzly >after growl off and stare down, the grizzly and gorilla begin their battle >it’s over in 30 seconds >bear begins to eat his kill, forgetting about the anaconda in the corner >snake pounces on the bear, but misses the mark and it’s torn to pieces >by this time, I have sharpened the lions thigh bone into a spear >donkey Kong is kill
heh. nothing personal, animal kingdom
Fricking easily, I train MMA. > Lion
Mount its back and choke it out. > Gorilla
Arm bar then follow up with leg bar to cripple it > Alligator
heel kicks to the top of the head, rolling out of the way each time it tries to bite > Snake
Would twist it to choke itself out.
I use the snake as a whip on the Black person to get it to agro the lion while tossing OPs moms garbage fish smelling panties to the bear to distract it then shoot it with my hunting rifle then I shoot the lion and choke the Black person with the snake whip then I tread on the snake killing it instantly
Fricking easily, I train MMA. > Lion
Mount its back and choke it out. > Gorilla
Arm bar then follow up with leg bar to cripple it > Alligator
heel kicks to the top of the head, rolling out of the way each time it tries to bite > Snake
Would twist it to choke itself out.
I use the snake as a whip on the Black person to get it to agro the lion while tossing OPs moms garbage fish smelling panties to the bear to distract it then shoot it with my hunting rifle then I shoot the lion and choke the Black person with the snake whip then I tread on the snake killing it instantly
I'm fricking up the snake, non poisonous and you just gotta watch how it's moving. The Bear (especially a Brown bear) is straight tearing everyone a new butthole, maybe the lion could come out, but my money is still on the bear.
I think the lion would win.
When a gorilla gets mad it charges and slams its paws. The bear or the lion would start clawing it and biting it. Once it's lion vs bear I think the lion could go for the throat and get the kill.
That's probably the only way the Lion is winning or if it gets on the back somehow, problem is the bear is much larger than the lion, stronger and has a lot of fat and fur for protection. Honestly a toss up, swipes from grizzlies are insanely strong too and they're very fast overall.
Unlike the Gorilla v Bear fight, this one's super close.
I think the lion would win.
When a gorilla gets mad it charges and slams its paws. The bear or the lion would start clawing it and biting it. Once it's lion vs bear I think the lion could go for the throat and get the kill.
Bear mogs. Bear swipe is literally instakill on anything less that a moose and peak bear has so much fat and fur that even a bite to the neck from a lion might not kill it. Look up bear vs bull fights in California when it was still spanish clay
>close
Dude it isn’t close at all. Gorillas are primarily herbivores and lions hunt in packs. A bear would tear either one to shred it’s not only way stronger it’s also much better protected and heavier. It could beat both at once.
Lion is the weakest
Snek is most powerful however he has the weakness that he can only attack one animal and he's very vulnerable while doing so
My beat is on bear
I'd hide until they all got wounded fighting eachother. The gorilla would probably be the hardest one to kill but the bear would kill the Gorilla so I should be "fine" in that regard. then its just a manner of sacrificing your arm by shoving it down the bears throat until it suffocates. I wouldnt wanna 1v1 the snake either but it'll die from a bite from literally any of the other animals so that should be good.
perfect scenario is bear kills gorilla while anaconda crushes lion to death but dies from bite and claw wounds. Then its just a hurt bear left. I could possibly even rip off a claw from the lion to stab the bear.
A bear is not what you'd want as a final boss lols. If you were able to hide the perfect scenario is the snake bites the bear before the bear kills it, meanwhile the lion kills the gorilla and the bear finishes off the lion and you pray that it dies from the venomous snake bite before it spots you.
Also I think a tiger would probably put up a better fight for the bear given that they are bigger than lions, but it would still get fricked up nonetheless.
bros... tell me if I'm wrong here but it looks like some of these animals were drugged. The zebra part was sad not because the lion was fast and cruel, at all really. But just the zebra has the response of a drugged animool
Basically lions are the fakest and gayest of big cats confirmed.
First of all, let me just say that a gorilla, lion, bear, and anaconda are no match for me. I am a seasoned fighter and have faced far greater challenges in my career.
Now, let's get down to business.
Step 1: I would start by taking on the gorilla. I know these primates may be strong, but they are not as agile or quick as I am. I would use my speed and agility to dodge its attacks and strike back with precise blows.
Step 2: Next, I would move on to the lion. These big cats may be fierce, but they are also predictable. I would use my knowledge of their behavior to anticipate their moves and strike first.
Step 3: The bear would be my next target. I know these animals are strong, but I am no stranger to strength myself. I would use my superior size and strength to overpower the bear and take it down.
Step 4: Finally, I would face off against the anaconda. These snakes may be long and powerful, but they are also slow and vulnerable to swift attacks. I would use my speed and agility to avoid its strikes and strike back with quick, decisive blows.
With all four of these animals defeated, I would emerge victorious and alive from the cage. No gorilla, lion, bear, or anaconda could ever hope to stand against me. I am simply too strong and too skilled to be taken down by mere animals.
Unironic reply:
1. Polar bear. Nothing bar a fricking elephant would be able to take them down. Huge (grizzlies look like manlets when standing near) AND aggressive.
2. Siberian tiger. They specialize in ambushes and are strong as frick.
3. Grizzly, just a weaker version of his polar brother.
4. Lion.
5. Gorilla, the problem with them is that they're often too passive and that doesn't go well in fights.
6. Anaconda, sorry snekbros.
Apparently, polar bears dont fight grizz. Grizz mogs
Unironic reply:
1. Polar bear. Nothing bar a fricking elephant would be able to take them down. Huge (grizzlies look like manlets when standing near) AND aggressive.
2. Siberian tiger. They specialize in ambushes and are strong as frick.
3. Grizzly, just a weaker version of his polar brother.
4. Lion.
5. Gorilla, the problem with them is that they're often too passive and that doesn't go well in fights.
6. Anaconda, sorry snekbros.
The only way you'd survive is to leverage human intellect. You'd need to make an alliance with at least one of the animals. The gorilla isn't the strongest, but it's probably the most likely to befriend you if you give it a banana. The lion, bear, and snake are all too wild. The snek would probably be the easiest kill, but you'd have to lure the lion and bear into a confrontation and finish them off when they're both weak and injured. Best part is, when all is said and done, you'll have a gorilla friend to chill with, which is an even better reward than surviving.
You're fricked no matter how strong you are.
Best hope is that the lion and the bear mortally wound each other, then I would just befriend the gorilla and try to stay far away from the python.
Romans used to put bears in the coliseum against Spanish bulls. Bear would sidestep the charge and crush the skull in of the bulls with one swipe. They’re ridiculously strong. Bear would own all of them, maybe even in a hypothetical 3v1.
id frick with the snake and make him wrap himself around me and then boom snake armor, just wait for the other 3 to kill each other.
Based also thought the same. But which muscles do you need to survive snek and be the last "man" standing? I'm guessing abs? Then delts to break it's death grip?
I'd make that bear my b***h and we'd tag team whatever is left.
I think the bear would win. Gorilla is strong but the bear claws and teeth will frick him up. Lion is strong too but can't bear hug. Snake idk it depends if he can wrap around them fast enough.
Bear is stronger than both
Bear and gorilla can climb better than you guaranteed
Probably
How big of a cage? And are there any rules? I’m pretty confident I could win by climbing the cage and while the rest fight, I can drop on the remaining one and kill it
No and the grizzly would win hands down. It's the heaviest and it has massive claws
grizzly wins even in 3 on 1
anaconda can constrict at 85-95lbs per sq inch.
it's the strongest animal on that list.
bear's and lion's bites have magnitudes higher PSI.
Hookers have more PSI in their stilettos
Snakes time a long time to constrict though. It's a gradual process that can take as long as 15 minutes to hit full pressure. Also, single-target-DPS. A snake is completely dedicated to the task of killing/consuming and vulnerable in every possible way from the outside while doing so. Definitely the weakest contender there.
This. There was a video where a python of some sort was constricting a honey badger and some jackals harassed it and the python lost focus for a minute and the badger escaped and killed it lol
the snake can easily pass trough the bars
Even if not. I imagine the snake can wind itself into the side of the pit such that it's a really inconvenient target while other things are trying to kill you
>dodge
>rip their eyes off or choke them
Peak human would win easy, we are the apex predator for a reason.
>choking a bear
>choking a lion
>choking a gorilla
>choking a goddamn anaconda
homie you ain't doing shit
He's probably the same type of person that believes they could choke a Pitbull if it mauled them
I hate these threads so much. Even if they're jokes I can tell some of you morons really do think you could take fully grown gorillas and bears and shit
>Wanting it to be easy
Hahahahahahaha man
How much a bear bench tho gay?
lmaooo
>let snake eat you
>let snake kill rest of them
>burst out of snake when all is said and done, killing the snake
It’s just that easy boys
But what if lion eats snake after snake eat you
Human beings have nothing except our brains. Turns out intelligence means you can make any weapon you want and that's pretty fricking overpowered in the evolutionary arms race.
Put one on one in a cage with an animal and no weapon we are absolutely fricked. No amount of fitness will protect you from a bear. We don't even something as basic as a fur coat to shield us from claws and teeth. We are so physically vulnerable it's laughable.
You do realize we are bigger than like 90% of organisms lol
Just take a fricking rat for example. Or a rabbit. An infant could kill either.
An infant could not take either a rat or a rabbit fighting for its life, what would it do? It has no strength or speed to grab them, it wouldn't know how to choke an animal which is realistically the only thing it could even come close to doing, meanwhile both rats and rabbits have very strong jaws with teeth as well as claws and a ton of strength relative to body size. Not to mention all wild animal's ability to simply go apeshit if threatened, which almost every human being lacks
>snake curls up in corner and is ignored by the others, I join him
>the lion immediately pounces on the gorilla because it looks like the poacher who killed his wife
>the gorilla flings the lion into the bear, the lion is immediately killed by the chad grizzly
>after growl off and stare down, the grizzly and gorilla begin their battle
>it’s over in 30 seconds
>bear begins to eat his kill, forgetting about the anaconda in the corner
>snake pounces on the bear, but misses the mark and it’s torn to pieces
>by this time, I have sharpened the lions thigh bone into a spear
>donkey Kong is kill
heh. nothing personal, animal kingdom
>the lion immediately pounces on the gorilla because it looks like the poacher who killed his wife
Lmao
Fricking easily, I train MMA.
> Lion
Mount its back and choke it out.
> Gorilla
Arm bar then follow up with leg bar to cripple it
> Alligator
heel kicks to the top of the head, rolling out of the way each time it tries to bite
> Snake
Would twist it to choke itself out.
>Alligator
Anon that's a fricking bear
Oh yeah. Doesn't change shit, though, Bears are stupid. I'd just get it in a triangle until it passed out.
I use the snake as a whip on the Black person to get it to agro the lion while tossing OPs moms garbage fish smelling panties to the bear to distract it then shoot it with my hunting rifle then I shoot the lion and choke the Black person with the snake whip then I tread on the snake killing it instantly
I'm fricking up the snake, non poisonous and you just gotta watch how it's moving. The Bear (especially a Brown bear) is straight tearing everyone a new butthole, maybe the lion could come out, but my money is still on the bear.
I think the lion would win.
When a gorilla gets mad it charges and slams its paws. The bear or the lion would start clawing it and biting it. Once it's lion vs bear I think the lion could go for the throat and get the kill.
That's probably the only way the Lion is winning or if it gets on the back somehow, problem is the bear is much larger than the lion, stronger and has a lot of fat and fur for protection. Honestly a toss up, swipes from grizzlies are insanely strong too and they're very fast overall.
Unlike the Gorilla v Bear fight, this one's super close.
Bears mog lions. The only big cat I'd give an even chance against one is a tiger
Bear mogs. Bear swipe is literally instakill on anything less that a moose and peak bear has so much fat and fur that even a bite to the neck from a lion might not kill it. Look up bear vs bull fights in California when it was still spanish clay
>close
Dude it isn’t close at all. Gorillas are primarily herbivores and lions hunt in packs. A bear would tear either one to shred it’s not only way stronger it’s also much better protected and heavier. It could beat both at once.
Snake slithers away through the cage wire making it irrelevant.
Gorilla gets merc'd by grizzly or lion because gorillas ultimately are timid and never fight to the death while bears and lions do routinely.
Lion and bear frick eachother to death.
I win.
>Lion and bear frick eachother to death.
its true. Ive seen it happen on /trash/ before
The 3 aggressive territorial animals fight each other to the death while the snake eats the wounded survivor.
I use my pet chimpanzee to rip all of their faces off
EZ
Lion is the weakest
Snek is most powerful however he has the weakness that he can only attack one animal and he's very vulnerable while doing so
My beat is on bear
>Lion is the weakest
Gorillas get killed by smaller cats than lions all the time.
The snake is stronger than a Bear or Gorilla!?
Bear and the snake
I'd attempt to befriend the gorilla, otherwise garunteed I'd die first.
>Romans witnessed those fights irl
We have to go back
Hell no. The better question is which one would kill me in the least painful way. I think maybe the lion
I'd hide until they all got wounded fighting eachother. The gorilla would probably be the hardest one to kill but the bear would kill the Gorilla so I should be "fine" in that regard. then its just a manner of sacrificing your arm by shoving it down the bears throat until it suffocates. I wouldnt wanna 1v1 the snake either but it'll die from a bite from literally any of the other animals so that should be good.
perfect scenario is bear kills gorilla while anaconda crushes lion to death but dies from bite and claw wounds. Then its just a hurt bear left. I could possibly even rip off a claw from the lion to stab the bear.
A bear is not what you'd want as a final boss lols. If you were able to hide the perfect scenario is the snake bites the bear before the bear kills it, meanwhile the lion kills the gorilla and the bear finishes off the lion and you pray that it dies from the venomous snake bite before it spots you.
Also I think a tiger would probably put up a better fight for the bear given that they are bigger than lions, but it would still get fricked up nonetheless.
>python
>venomous
What the frick is the point of having a snake in that photo if it isn't even venomous?
150kg of pure brute muscle which specializes on squeezing every packet of air out of your lungs
It's an anaconda
The grizzly bear would win no contest
They're just too fricking big
Why does everyone always underestimate the Lion?
If it can kill a Buffalo with its bite it can surely kill a bear or a gorilla
a tiger beats a lion 1x1
Depends on species of tiger and if they're male or female.
Male lions can take down buffalo alone.
bros... tell me if I'm wrong here but it looks like some of these animals were drugged. The zebra part was sad not because the lion was fast and cruel, at all really. But just the zebra has the response of a drugged animool
Basically lions are the fakest and gayest of big cats confirmed.
Could be sick or old, since it doesn't seem to be with a herd.
All tigers are the same species mate, shows how much you know.
Lions don’t 1v1 grown buffalos, they go after young, sick, or isolated ones in a pack.
First of all, let me just say that a gorilla, lion, bear, and anaconda are no match for me. I am a seasoned fighter and have faced far greater challenges in my career.
Now, let's get down to business.
Step 1: I would start by taking on the gorilla. I know these primates may be strong, but they are not as agile or quick as I am. I would use my speed and agility to dodge its attacks and strike back with precise blows.
Step 2: Next, I would move on to the lion. These big cats may be fierce, but they are also predictable. I would use my knowledge of their behavior to anticipate their moves and strike first.
Step 3: The bear would be my next target. I know these animals are strong, but I am no stranger to strength myself. I would use my superior size and strength to overpower the bear and take it down.
Step 4: Finally, I would face off against the anaconda. These snakes may be long and powerful, but they are also slow and vulnerable to swift attacks. I would use my speed and agility to avoid its strikes and strike back with quick, decisive blows.
With all four of these animals defeated, I would emerge victorious and alive from the cage. No gorilla, lion, bear, or anaconda could ever hope to stand against me. I am simply too strong and too skilled to be taken down by mere animals.
Probably polar because it's biggest
Apparently, polar bears dont fight grizz. Grizz mogs
There are reports of polar bears coming south and breeding with Grizzlies. The "grolar" hybrids apparently mog both parent species.
Unironic reply:
1. Polar bear. Nothing bar a fricking elephant would be able to take them down. Huge (grizzlies look like manlets when standing near) AND aggressive.
2. Siberian tiger. They specialize in ambushes and are strong as frick.
3. Grizzly, just a weaker version of his polar brother.
4. Lion.
5. Gorilla, the problem with them is that they're often too passive and that doesn't go well in fights.
6. Anaconda, sorry snekbros.
I'm the only one who can open a lock so ofcourse I'd win.
Can't I just shoot them?
Checkmate, animal kingdom.
What a dumb Reddit comment.
I love reddit
The only way you'd survive is to leverage human intellect. You'd need to make an alliance with at least one of the animals. The gorilla isn't the strongest, but it's probably the most likely to befriend you if you give it a banana. The lion, bear, and snake are all too wild. The snek would probably be the easiest kill, but you'd have to lure the lion and bear into a confrontation and finish them off when they're both weak and injured. Best part is, when all is said and done, you'll have a gorilla friend to chill with, which is an even better reward than surviving.
You're fricked no matter how strong you are.
Best hope is that the lion and the bear mortally wound each other, then I would just befriend the gorilla and try to stay far away from the python.
I don't think a bear could possibly lose
always gorilla they are more intelligent than the average Black person with 20x the strength
Grizz wins. Have you seen these animals side by side? Note: this isn't a grizzly. They're even bigger.
>FRIENDSHIP
The bear could unironically 1v3
If it were a tiger I would bet on the tiger. But going with the bear here, sorry monkebro
I'm too horny for this bruh
they all walkin out with they legs shaking, i'm frickin them all my man
I hope to god you're not white typing like this even ironically. Please be a mutt or something.
an elephant would stomp all these manlets
Romans used to put bears in the coliseum against Spanish bulls. Bear would sidestep the charge and crush the skull in of the bulls with one swipe. They’re ridiculously strong. Bear would own all of them, maybe even in a hypothetical 3v1.
>all 5 of us get put into a cage
>can't reach each other because we're in different cages
>get boner because it's kinda like bondage
I win
climb up the cage and hope gorilla is too entertained to climb after you