>zoomer and his zoomer gf in gym
>i mog them in height and size
>i go next to them in front of the mirror and start hitting lateral raises
>the zoomer tells his girl "lets go somewhere else"
>i follow them to the other section
>ignore what insecure zoomer says to me because im blasting rock in my ears
>zoomer and his zoomer gf in gym. >i mog them in height and size
>zoomer and his zoomer gf in gym
kek fucking based. zoomer could sense his girl was getting wet by your presence he had to cock block you
“The fat, smelly ugly guy is here again”
The coping is hard today, isn't it 40% bodyfatters?
lol zoomer cope is the most obvious, by far.
I get to fuck zoomer girls as a 30+ fit male because you fuckers are too scared to talk to them and you act like insecure gays when you do manage to get a girlfriend your age.
They really can't get enough of this BBC (Big Boomer Cock)
Zoomer girls think age gap relationships are icky.
Cope and seethe you delusional boomer.
JFC I just stepped in here to this cope, I should start hitting on zoomers
It's not cope. I'm a millennial, I'm just not delusional. Unless by "zoomers" anon means women who are 25 years old...
I was born in 1998. I highly doubt you are fucking anyone born beyond 2000.
Not yet anyway
>t. zer0 zussy
They all have penises
this is what an 8 hour arm workout gets yuo now, scary
You only fuck the ones mentally ill enough to be with a man like yourself.
The only time I felt the need to mog some zoomers was when I was on vacation in Vegas and they basically took over the resort gym.i was hitting shoulders and decided to go as hard as I could. I more than doubled their lateral raise numbers and based on the other reactions I went well above their OHP, rear delt raise, etc numbers too. I didn't see them much in the gym after that and it was so much more peaceful
do you punch your mom too? mogging zoomers is not a proud to be of achievement. they are all stick figures. you are like those retards who would see i was a fatso doing cardio, hop on the machine next to me and get gassed after 5 minutes. people like you are kek material
>do you punch your mom too?
I am based so yes
did not read the rest
of course you didnt
>make up stories on Wisconsin trout fishing forums
>close my chud porn tabs and power off my pc
>cut my wrists and cry in the bathroom
OP forgot the part where the squad all stood up and clapped doe fr fr.
Another cope thread of 30+ wishing they were young again stay mad
Why are millennials sooo envious of us zoomers? Like, you've had your time being young and all, but now you're grown af but are on par with us socioeconomically, meaning you is BROKE for your age.
Not our fault your money didn't stack right because of le war on terror era and you ~~*trading*~~ crypto and stocks when you started making adult money, all the while living in a big city being the good consumerist you are.
Too over the top with the bait, Anon
Nice coping, incel. Where's your gf? Did you cry yourself to sleep?
Jesus Christ, OP you're such a massive gay, I could not care less about some random kid and his gf.
Focus on your lifts, you cum-gurgler.
Why not motivate the zoomzooms instead of dabbing on the poor porn addicted zimzams?
>I mog them in height and size
"Why does that fat ugly neckbeard keep following us?"
>initiating a dick measuring contest with a kid
>bragging to internet friends that you won
insecure oldfags are pathetic
>2 zoomy DYELs start benching
>gay ass haircuts, barely benching more than the bar
>qt gym employee walks past, they start talking to her
>she's clearly interested despite them being skinny retards
>meanwhile I'm a bench over hitting 315 for reps but haven't talked to a girl in years
how do I into talking to girls?
nice larp zoomer
>at gym with the gf
>see a weridly pear shaped looking guy walking up next tous, with heavy odily smell
>he grabs two dumbbels weighted 2 kg each
>he tries to do lateral raises, but he can't go all the way down because of his fat boomer shaped belly bouncing around as he puts all his strenght into trying to get the dumbell next to his shoulder
>he reaches the shoulder, to which we see the huge sweat stained smelling place under his arms, in his gray mario t-shirt which says "yahoo"
>he reaches climax when he arrived to his shoulder, resulting him into having a wet fart, (the whole gym heard) and he has a huge green stain on his gray colored shorts
>tell gf to go somewhere else, as she is getting visually repulsed by this man
>the man tries to follow us but faceplanted on the floor, inside of a elderly woman's breasts, resulting in him getting thrown out of the gym and getting his membership banned, his earbuds fell out during it and he was listening to ''ram ranch naked cowboys''
What a day.
>see zoomer with his girlfriend
>make up scenario in my head
>post about it on IST later that day
>be 30 year old boomer
>meet a 19 year old on tinder
>she says I'm exactly her type and she genuinely seems to be all over me
>fuck her twice
>have literally nothing in common and barely anything to talk about
>get weirded out by it and ghost her
seriously such a weird experience. she wanted to watch some bullshit Netflix show in bed and it was the worst zoomslop I've seen in my life. there is no common ground here at all. I don't think I'd do it again, although she gave me by far the best blowjob I had in my life
just fuck her and treat her terribly anon, next time she turns on mongloid netflix shows either turn of the TV or leave, and have her apologize to you
>letting her choose what you watch
it was over before it began
Just turned 30 few months ago and the cope was real as I expected. When you hit 30 you still feel like a ‘Chad’ because you think you are in a new decade and new things are coming, but my friends are turning 31 and 32 and they told me that honeymoon phase of 30 is over and now you are in your thirties for real.
Every years gets worse and no, you can unfuck the brutality of aging and your peak is over sooner than later. That’s why monk mode is so bad. People are willing to go 5 years ‘improving’ and gymcelling instead of just going try to get a gf while they are still young.
Staying lean gets twice as hard, gains are minimal and you can feel your test dropping if you fuck up your sleep.
Now the girls part. Personally I think I was at my peak at 28. Right now I think my smv dropped like a mf. Girls look at me but I just know they have better options than me despite being an 6/10. In 2024 it will be worse.
I was here in 2020 posting my stories about how I used to pull my hoes. Now I turned into an incel. I’m dry since Oct 22.
Fuck you op
Just wrote this retard check archived
have a nice day sex haver
Next time just ask for her @.
>middle aged man tries to make children insecure
truly you are successful gigachad, this will surely make up for you missing out on teen love.
tales from the basement
Shit thread, where was get?!
you are still linking your get?
>i come next to you
>"hey bra i own a house, you do too, right?"
>you go home and cry yourself to sleep
but hey..at least you snapped several muscles trying to lift more than me, right?
Why you followed him that's so gay lmfao