>zoomer and his zoomer gf in gym. >i mog them in height and size

>zoomer and his zoomer gf in gym
>i mog them in height and size
>i go next to them in front of the mirror and start hitting lateral raises
>the zoomer tells his girl "lets go somewhere else"
>i follow them to the other section
>ignore what insecure zoomer says to me because im blasting rock in my ears
>repeat

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    kek fricking based. zoomer could sense his girl was getting wet by your presence he had to wiener block you

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    “The fat, smelly ugly guy is here again”

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/oBraAun.jpg

      Another cope thread of 30+ wishing they were young again stay mad

      >make up stories on Wisconsin trout fishing forums
      >edge
      >close my troony porn tabs and power off my pc
      >cut my wrists and cry in the bathroom
      kys

      The coping is hard today, isn't it 40% bodyfatters?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >make up stories on Wisconsin trout fishing forums
      >edge
      >close my troony porn tabs and power off my pc
      >cut my wrists and cry in the bathroom
      kys

      https://i.imgur.com/oBraAun.jpg

      Another cope thread of 30+ wishing they were young again stay mad

      lol zoomer cope is the most obvious, by far.

      I get to frick zoomer girls as a 30+ fit male because you frickers are too scared to talk to them and you act like insecure homosexuals when you do manage to get a girlfriend your age.

      They really can't get enough of this BBC (Big Boomer wiener)

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Zoomer girls think age gap relationships are icky.
        Cope and seethe you delusional boomer.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You only frick the ones mentally ill enough to be with a man like yourself.

          JFC I just stepped in here to this cope, I should start hitting on zoomers

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's not cope. I'm a millennial, I'm just not delusional. Unless by "zoomers" anon means women who are 25 years old...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/fYkcZMC.jpg

            [...]
            >t. zer0 zussy

            I was born in 1998. I highly doubt you are fricking anyone born beyond 2000.

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Not yet anyway

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You only frick the ones mentally ill enough to be with a man like yourself.

          >t. zer0 zussy

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            They all have penises

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            this is what an 8 hour arm workout gets yuo now, scary

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You only frick the ones mentally ill enough to be with a man like yourself.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The only time I felt the need to mog some zoomers was when I was on vacation in Vegas and they basically took over the resort gym.i was hitting shoulders and decided to go as hard as I could. I more than doubled their lateral raise numbers and based on the other reactions I went well above their OHP, rear delt raise, etc numbers too. I didn't see them much in the gym after that and it was so much more peaceful

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      do you punch your mom too? mogging zoomers is not a proud to be of achievement. they are all stick figures. you are like those morons who would see i was a fatso doing cardio, hop on the machine next to me and get gassed after 5 minutes. people like you are kek material

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >do you punch your mom too?
        I am based so yes
        did not read the rest

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          of course you didnt

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >make up stories on Wisconsin trout fishing forums
    >edge
    >close my troony porn tabs and power off my pc
    >cut my wrists and cry in the bathroom
    kys

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      OP forgot the part where the squad all stood up and clapped doe fr fr.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Another cope thread of 30+ wishing they were young again stay mad

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why are millennials sooo envious of us zoomers? Like, you've had your time being young and all, but now you're grown af but are on par with us socioeconomically, meaning you is BROKE for your age.
    Not our fault your money didn't stack right because of le war on terror era and you ~~*trading*~~ crypto and stocks when you started making adult money, all the while living in a big city being the good consumerist you are.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Too over the top with the bait, Anon

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Nice coping, incel. Where's your gf? Did you cry yourself to sleep?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ, OP you're such a massive homosexual, I could not care less about some random kid and his gf.
    Focus on your lifts, you cum-gurgler.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why not motivate the zoomzooms instead of dabbing on the poor porn addicted zimzams?

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I mog them in height and size

    "Why does that fat ugly neckbeard keep following us?"

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >initiating a dick measuring contest with a kid
    >bragging to internet friends that you won
    insecure oldgays are pathetic

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym
    >2 zoomy DYELs start benching
    >gay ass haircuts, barely benching more than the bar
    >qt gym employee walks past, they start talking to her
    >she's clearly interested despite them being skinny morons
    >meanwhile I'm a bench over hitting 315 for reps but haven't talked to a girl in years
    how do I into talking to girls?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice larp zoomer

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    BASADO.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >at gym with the gf
    >see a weridly pear shaped looking guy walking up next tous, with heavy odily smell
    >he grabs two dumbbels weighted 2 kg each
    >he tries to do lateral raises, but he can't go all the way down because of his fat boomer shaped belly bouncing around as he puts all his strenght into trying to get the dumbell next to his shoulder
    >he reaches the shoulder, to which we see the huge sweat stained smelling place under his arms, in his gray mario t-shirt which says "yahoo"
    >he reaches climax when he arrived to his shoulder, resulting him into having a wet fart, (the whole gym heard) and he has a huge green stain on his gray colored shorts
    >tell gf to go somewhere else, as she is getting visually repulsed by this man
    >the man tries to follow us but faceplanted on the floor, inside of a elderly woman's breasts, resulting in him getting thrown out of the gym and getting his membership banned, his earbuds fell out during it and he was listening to ''ram ranch naked cowboys''

    What a day.

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be incel
    >see zoomer with his girlfriend
    >make up scenario in my head
    >post about it on IST later that day

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >be 30 year old boomer
    >meet a 19 year old on tinder
    >she says I'm exactly her type and she genuinely seems to be all over me
    >frick her twice
    >have literally nothing in common and barely anything to talk about
    >get weirded out by it and ghost her
    seriously such a weird experience. she wanted to watch some bullshit Netflix show in bed and it was the worst zoomslop I've seen in my life. there is no common ground here at all. I don't think I'd do it again, although she gave me by far the best blowjob I had in my life

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      just frick her and treat her terribly anon, next time she turns on mongloid netflix shows either turn of the TV or leave, and have her apologize to you

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >letting her choose what you watch
      it was over before it began

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just turned 30 few months ago and the cope was real as I expected. When you hit 30 you still feel like a ‘Chad’ because you think you are in a new decade and new things are coming, but my friends are turning 31 and 32 and they told me that honeymoon phase of 30 is over and now you are in your thirties for real.

    Every years gets worse and no, you can unfrick the brutality of aging and your peak is over sooner than later. That’s why monk mode is so bad. People are willing to go 5 years ‘improving’ and gymcelling instead of just going try to get a gf while they are still young.

    Staying lean gets twice as hard, gains are minimal and you can feel your test dropping if you frick up your sleep.

    Now the girls part. Personally I think I was at my peak at 28. Right now I think my smv dropped like a mf. Girls look at me but I just know they have better options than me despite being an 6/10. In 2024 it will be worse.

    I was here in 2020 posting my stories about how I used to pull my hoes. Now I turned into an incel. I’m dry since Oct 22.

    Frick you op

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nice pasta

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Just wrote this moron check archived

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day sex haver

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Next time just ask for her @.

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >middle aged man tries to make children insecure
    truly you are successful gigachad, this will surely make up for you missing out on teen love.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    tales from the basement

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Shit thread, where was get?!

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you are still linking your get?

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >i come next to you
    >"hey bra i own a house, you do too, right?"
    >you go home and cry yourself to sleep

    but hey..at least you snapped several muscles trying to lift more than me, right?

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Why you followed him that's so gay lmfao

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