Zoomer Stories

What stories do you guys have to share about the Zoomers from your gym? They're such an interesting tribe to watch.

The group of Zoomers at my gym, they want all the YOUNGLA gear, and they have not made much progress on their physiques despite going for a year. Some do have nice strength gains, though. They're all pretty skinny or skinny fat.

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a big group of Mexican zoomers that go to my gym around 9 at night, everytime I end up being there at that time they flood in and occupy a corner for 3 hours since there's so many they have to take turns on everything. Havent seen them do any actual heavy lifts just dumbells. They are all sub 5'10 so I enjoy mogging the fuck out of them with literally every lift I do. They've been there for at least 6 months. They hog the dumbbell section so I get enjoyment from ignoring them and seeing them eyeball me when I warm up with 50s and move up to 75s while they pass 35s around. Heaviest I've seen them lift was the big one doing 45lb isolation curls. It makes me happy with my progress.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      35lb dumbbells are really heavy though?
      Can't imagine ever lifting 75s, how thick is your bicep?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's probably just doing cheat curls.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > be zoomer
          > getting quick pump with my bros before going out to fuck tiktok sluts
          > random boomer, hairline receded, vein bulging out of his forehead, throws his back out cheat curling 75s and grunting something like "mog! mog!" with every "rep"
          > make fun of him for the rest of the night

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao I do have a cheating boomer at my gym. He's funny as fuck.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You mean jack off to tiktok sluts.
            Zoomers have the least sex of any generation. They go to clubs, dance around and get drunk and "try their luck" but 99% just go home empty handed.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              I would assume it's more because they are staying at home playing games with the boys. And the girls get their attention from social media. They also drink less, you know, at least for the teens.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Zoomers have the least sex of any generation.
              >all my friends have GFs
              >I get a new girl off tinder every couple weeks
              >all the girls I know are massive sluts
              Yeah bro, I don't know about that

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                im a spider 🙂

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I max out 135 barbell curl for 3 and I'm not a small dude, I'm having a hard time believing this guy is curling 75lb dumbbells like really really doubt it

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, you aren’t even “cheat curling” 75’s lmao get real

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              People defiantly can, but it would be even worse than a cheat curl and you'd have to actually be retarded to be swinging that hard for reps and thinking it's good form.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        My arms are 17.5 inches, getting closer to 18 inches. And yes I did measure tight to minimize fat frauding.

        Fat

        Yes I am and I'll prove I am both fat and strong.

        Post bicep?

        Yes

        He's probably just doing cheat curls.

        Nope, strict form. 75s are hard as fuck.

        My definition is shit but they exist.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Not only do we still not believe you, you clearly are really short.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wtf your arm is like 1 foot long then

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lol yer fucking fat and you don't cheat 75s, I do standing barbell curl 135 and it's hard as fuck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >those roid veins

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/L9UXSdV.jpg

            My arms are 17.5 inches, getting closer to 18 inches. And yes I did measure tight to minimize fat frauding.
            [...]
            Yes I am and I'll prove I am both fat and strong.
            [...]
            Yes
            [...]
            Nope, strict form. 75s are hard as fuck.

            My definition is shit but they exist.

            tiny fat boy chicken drums v jacked chad jackhammer stabilizers

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            mirin popeye forearm

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >roids
            >brags about curling lmao1pl8

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Ronnie was curling 75s at his peak, I'm half the size so I'm good homie

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Very nice, anon.
            Natty?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I curl more than you
            You are an unbelievably massive gay for thinking this was a good comeback and doubling down by posting your gay bicep

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >one day 16 hours ago
              lmao, seething this hard

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Stay mad dyel

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          ahaha I'm never believing anyone who posts their lifts here again. let me guess you're doing 4x50 pull ups too?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          oh no no no
          If you’re going to lie at least make it believable

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, obese

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          https://i.imgur.com/gef5ld8.jpg

          Lol yer fucking fat and you don't cheat 75s, I do standing barbell curl 135 and it's hard as fuck

          mogged, who do you think we're gonna believe

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          JFL, the Mexican Zoomers probably mog you doughboy

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hahhahahahahahaha

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fat fuck

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          literal fat dyel. Is anyone on this board actually a chad fucking hell. I just came out of the Penis Enlargement thread that got archived and everyone in that thread apparently has a 8inx6in dick

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            after a while you just learn to automatically deduct 2" from online penis size claims to get their actual size

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I just came out of the Penis Enlargement thread
            Kek

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          14 inch gang reporting here. Why do your arms look so flat if you have 17 inch arms?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            manlet.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >me mog them zoomers

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anon thinks he has “biceps”
          >actually has fatceps

          Ngmi

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm DYEL as fuck since I've only been lifting for 4 months in my bedroom with adjustable dumbbells, but I concentration curl with it on 40lbs for 3x10 and am about to increase it to 45lbs. Is that seriously considered heavy?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        One hour ago
        >Bruh what muscles are you working on
        >man I don't know I just go for the look
        >I don't care about what they do

        It depends on the exercise. 35lb wrist curls are a lot. 35lb bicep curl or kickbacks are not.

        I'm 29 and I'm in college. I had a group project and these dumb motherfuckers couldn't figure out how to work MS Teams. I then downloaded Zoom and figured it out in 5 seconds and I had to walk then through how to join the call. One bitch says, "omg, I HATE technology! It's like, so confusing." Then she proceeded to drop the ball and do none of the work.

        I got this young woman to retake a class because she didn't participate in the group work.

        Depend.
        Non-STEM zommers are always retarded with computer

        No, STEM zoomers still can't handle folder and file hierarchies. The thing is that Boomers could understand it because they, for a portion of their lives, had to use physical folder and file hierarchies. Millennials grew up with computers that enforced folder and file hierarchies, but Zoomers joined the fray when you just plopped anything anywhere and let search handle it. Now they can't navigate anything or know how to organize.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Post bicep?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      You are so pathetic I can’t even put it into words

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah what the fuck is that with the chain thing? Who started it?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's a big group of Mexican zoomers
      >they flood in
      Checks out

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Larp

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm probably the only bloke my age (mid 20s) that doesn't wear a single piece of garden gnomeellery in my area.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer gym outfit
      >garden gnomeelry
      >Sandals, Crocs, or slippers
      >Crucifix tattooed on the neck or behind the ear
      >Shitty tattoos
      >Dyel
      >Bad form
      >No progress
      >Hype each other up doing 135lb bench press

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes I wish I was a cool broccoli headed zoomie. Tfw 24 yr bloat chud.
        It's weird to think an 18 year old is 6 years younger than me, and that they were 12 when I was 18.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          You are zoom like the rest of us shut the fuck up, I’m 25

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm 24 and exclusively fuck millenial women to assert my dominance over the "men" of that generation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              you dont have to write all of this i promise you will get some millennial cock to suck if that's what you desire

              based.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >fucking millennials' used goods while they have moved on to zoom zoom puss
              Yup, clearly a win.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                No cap every millenial "man" I know has ED. None of them are getting zoomer puss. The entirety of female millenials are my harem.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon, the zoomer boys are all fucking each other.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm 29 and my gf is 23. Sounds like you just hang out with losers

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I guarantee she's ugly as sin. Post body, or better yet, post HER body.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't find one of us that's anonymous enough. She's not ugly though. 120 lb, blonde, 5'4, cute, young face. I'm 5'10 200 lb, dyel by IST standards but good to normies. Those millennials you're talking about are just consumer, porn addicted, out of shape losers. No healthy man should have ED before 50

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I can't find one of us that's anonymous enough
                HAHAHAHAHA
                It's ALWAYS like this. Fucking fags on IST talking about how hot the bitches they pull are, and then they don't ever post. Or when they DO post, it's the ugliest, vilest, 3/10 unfuckable goblins the world has ever seen. Post body, fag.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              So in other words women of your generation.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              based. please take those insuferable old hags as far away from me as possible
              >t. millenial who exclusively fucks zoomer girls because they're not wine aunts yet

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm 30 and fucked an 18-year-old zoomer slut a week ago. Do the math on that. She spoke like a complete retard and was fighting with her boyfriend. I dropped a load in her pussy and took her back to him.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pics or it didn't happen

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              it didn't happen

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            I fucked a scottish 18 year old exchange student when I was 34 lol. She was pretty, even had abs. Never once insisted on condoms.Gentle sweet girl.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I hate the fucking pajamas

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tell him his lower back is rounding
    >no way
    >film it
    >show him
    >I don't see it rounding just my upper back
    My nephew really triggers me sometimes

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 26 and I went back to college. When I see other people's laptops I can't believe how many zoomers don't have an Ad blocker. I thought these gays were supposed to be tech savvy. Also they are almost always shopping for frivolous shit. What the fuck?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nope, they just install apps. That’s it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lol Cope harder, I'm just stronger than you. Idk what to say, just the way it is. I've done farming/concrete for most of my life, just born that way i guess. Thanks to that guy for posting bicep at least.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok nice blog you fucking coom brain but do you have an ad blocker?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What faculty? I'm in Math and people make fun of people who are too retarded to use adblockers.
      t. born in 2000.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I'm a 2000 baby, too. I think we were basically the last year to not be retarded with technology, everyone my age knows about adblock and basic piracy. My sister is 2003 and she doesn't know shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but I'm a 2000 baby, too. I think we were basically the last year to not be retarded with technology, everyone my age knows about adblock and basic piracy. My sister is 2003 and she doesn't know shit.

        I feel like 2003 is when the retards begin
        >t. born in 2002

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I cannot imagine being born after 9/11, it's so fucked up that you people exist. Someone has to do something about it.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            to be fair I was conceived around 9/11

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >towers fall
              >parents begin to fuck
              "If we don't do this the terrorists win."

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          companies started making user interface easy, people stopped looking into anything deep in computer programs. They didn't have to figure out how to install shit or find out it wasn't spyware.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          nah my brothers are 2002 and pretty retarded, you're not excluded

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          2004 reporting in. can confirm.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            being so young and on any of these boards will mark you for life and hinder your advancements in everything
            >leave

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >my face when I hear a kid explain he doesn't use adblock because its stealing from content creators
      >also my face when I hear a kid say he donates to some e celeb because they rightfully earned his money
      This isn't really something I've heard irl, but any videogame with global chat. Also you wouldn't think kids would play 15+ year old games but they do.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah i'm 20 but i been playing online games like wow, runescape, etc since i was like 7 so i never really became a gay

        when i play these games now the new community of my generation is so soft and gay it makes me want to commit a mass shooting, they dont like what you say? "Heh added to the ignore list buddy". to be honest its the same for this site in a way too, everyone in the past 7 years has slowly migrated from reddit to make this site full of a bunch of demoralising low T retarded queers, not to mean that the previous gen of this site wasn't retarded but fuck man the quality difference is noticable

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you dont have to write all of this i promise you will get some millennial cock to suck if that's what you desire

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Get a life bro god damn
          Go read a book

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          remember to say moron, gay and especially morongay at every opportunity
          there was, at one point, the rare thing of a subreddit that wasn't full of screeching ledditors, (politicalcompassmemes) but after *someone* racked up 1.4 million n-word uses they banned the n-word. Normies from the rest of reddit flooded in, went to shit rapidly.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not following. You say you haven't heard this IRL, but in game chat, then go on to say you wouldn't think people 15+ would play games. Are you trying to imply you're 14/15?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Games that are 15 years old, anon.
          >underage b& anyway

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >support on patreon for discord awards

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have to keep installing a fucking adblocker on my sister's macbook because she keeps uninstalling her goddamn browser and reinstalling it every six months FOR NO FUCKING REASON

      https://i.imgur.com/A45QCYI.gif

      >my face when I hear a kid explain he doesn't use adblock because its stealing from content creators
      >also my face when I hear a kid say he donates to some e celeb because they rightfully earned his money
      This isn't really something I've heard irl, but any videogame with global chat. Also you wouldn't think kids would play 15+ year old games but they do.

      Its kids that didn't grow up with cable. Kids who grew up with 2 5 minute ad breaks per episode learned how to get up and fuck off for a snack while tbe commercials rolled.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >zoomers
      >these gays
      moron you're ONE (1) year older than the oldest zoomers. Kys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah most Young zoomers grew up on iOS, so they don't understand desktop operating systems. Older zoomers and millennials understand tech

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      american zoomers were raised by propaganda and corporations, obviously they don't use adblockers they browser the internet on an iphone.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 29 and I'm in college. I had a group project and these dumb motherfuckers couldn't figure out how to work MS Teams. I then downloaded Zoom and figured it out in 5 seconds and I had to walk then through how to join the call. One bitch says, "omg, I HATE technology! It's like, so confusing." Then she proceeded to drop the ball and do none of the work.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers would never take money from the heckin LGBT George Floyd supporting giant corporations.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      What faculty? I'm in Math and people make fun of people who are too retarded to use adblockers.
      t. born in 2000.

      nta, but I was at CS and it was surprising to see that some didn't use it...
      Some may do it to "support the creators", but those are probably quite few.

      nta but I'm a 2000 baby, too. I think we were basically the last year to not be retarded with technology, everyone my age knows about adblock and basic piracy. My sister is 2003 and she doesn't know shit.

      This is also likely true. I believe that the early zoomers, up to somewhere along 2000's, will be the last tech savvy generation. All younger people seem to know is their fucking phones and apps.
      "What's a computer?"

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats not a zoomer thing, its all generations. They pretty much think that installing an adblocker on their computers will somehow put viruses on your computer.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomer-in-law couldn't get a Netflix app to work. I asked him to try it in the browser. He didn't know what I meant. I opened the internet on his iPad and logged him on thru Safari and it worked. He had "no idea you could even do that."

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Depend.
      Non-STEM zommers are always retarded with computer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm 26 and I went back to college
      >tfw probably going to go back to college around 28 or so
      I'm excited to do drugs and fuck zoomer chicks and horrified at the possibility that I will go the whole time without fucking a zoomer chick. And also the culture shock. Girls don't actually like the fucking broccoli hair do they?

      One time a group of around 10 super nerdy Asian and white high school kids (like imagine a math team or a bunch of LoL players) came in and they spent like an hour in the corner working up the courage to try benching. They had like 2 guys per side and one guy behind spotting the one kid who had the balls to bench the bar and they kept shouting DONT DROP THE BAR ON YOUR NECK BRO. It was really funny tbh.

      Ive noticed that the zoomers who come often fall into two categories. The first are skinny twinks who only ever use light weight dumbbells and cables. The second only ever do deadlifts and squats and flex their powerlifting gear from the most expensive brands. I don't know why they glorify powerlifting and don't ever bench.

      >(like imagine a math team or a bunch of LoL players)
      lmao

      https://i.imgur.com/gef5ld8.jpg

      Lol yer fucking fat and you don't cheat 75s, I do standing barbell curl 135 and it's hard as fuck

      I feel like you've been eagerly awaiting a good opportunity to post a picture of your forearm and I don't blame you for it. It's so big.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Girls don't actually like the fucking broccoli hair do they?
        36 and just finished getting my mba and the zoomer girls just care you have hair basically

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >zoomer girls just care you have hair basically
          baldchads, is it over for us?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm excited to do drugs and fuck zoomer chicks and horrified at the possibility that I will go the whole time without fucking a zoomer chick.
        I mean, how would you even go about doing that. Wouldn't they reject you for being 8 years older than them and in college? Wouldn't they think you're a boomer loser? No offence meant btw.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Ad blocker.
      >be 2022 almost 23
      >still browsing the interwebs
      ngmi

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoomers were just raised to use social media and stay addicted to porn
      T.zoomer
      I want to code and be tech savy please teach me o wise techfags

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"oh yeah i am lifting more than them ahahaha i am so cool lol"
    >"i enjoy ignoring them and watching them watch me haahhaha i am so coo lol"

    lol you loser

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      IST autists encapsulated

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    One time a group of around 10 super nerdy Asian and white high school kids (like imagine a math team or a bunch of LoL players) came in and they spent like an hour in the corner working up the courage to try benching. They had like 2 guys per side and one guy behind spotting the one kid who had the balls to bench the bar and they kept shouting DONT DROP THE BAR ON YOUR NECK BRO. It was really funny tbh.

    Ive noticed that the zoomers who come often fall into two categories. The first are skinny twinks who only ever use light weight dumbbells and cables. The second only ever do deadlifts and squats and flex their powerlifting gear from the most expensive brands. I don't know why they glorify powerlifting and don't ever bench.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do tell how much they were benching / squatting / deadlifting / dumbbell work. It's comfy reading how much I mog faggy little zoom zooms.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds fun and wholesome. I'm sure they had a great time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I remembered another funny time some zoomers came in. These 3 kids were wearing marines shirts or some other branch but they were obviously still in high school. They were doing behind the neck seated ohp on the Smith machine. They also left all their bags and shit lying around everywhere. One of them set the cables to max and started swinging around on em, and then they grabbed the medicine balls and started hitting each other with the medicine balls.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >3 kids were wearing marines shirts or some other branch but they were obviously still in high school
        Did you push your phone in their face, filming, and screeching about stolen valor?

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >intergenerational hatred
    Good job on falling for garden gnome demotivation. Divided we fall

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zoom zooms are alright by me. I don't get the hate.
      Sure there are vain airheads doing tik toks the whole time (women, really) and roiders (that's their battle to overcome).
      But zoomies are tops.
      They gather round and listen to advices / correct gym etiquette, and it's a pretty funny hang out. They are looking for an older bro figure to look up to.
      Like this anon said

      I just ignore immigrants and hard cunts - no point getting your knickers in a twist for them.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what gym you're going to but there are a few zoomers who always come at the same time I do who are fucking massive. I think they're training for powerlifting or something. Other than that I'm usually the only zoomer there. My younger brother is also quite strong for 16 but a bit chubby because he doesn't watch his diet.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lots of zooms at my gym. It’s like being at high school. It’s weird. I’d say at least 70% are on sarms, but most looks pretty good have good lifts. They’re not annoying and don’t do social posting nonstop, except a few vacuum sealed pant whores. They’re just everywhere, like there’s a literal spawn point for them in various places in my big gym. And this just happened a few months ago, big zoomer invasion.

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomers future mog you
    they started lifting before you did, and will inevitably become bigger and stronger than you if they stick to it
    I started lifting when I was 16 and there's gays on this board who started after their life already ended (25)

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's a group of 4-5 gypsy zoomers at my gym and they fit all the stereotypes.
    >Seen them a few times a week for the past year
    >One is usually in moccasins and cut off skinny jeans
    >All wearing garden gnomeelery, streetwear and airpod maxes
    >Only one of them can bench more than one pl8
    >All skinny as fuck and constantly pose in the middle of the gym

    Only one of them goes when he's alone and he's the one who can bench more than 1pl8. They never deadlift or squat though so maybe all the stereotypes don't hold up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this is gypsies in the west
      wait until you see gypsies in the balkans

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gypsy
      >fit all stereotypes
      >no mention of stealing
      What did he mean by this?

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is it just me, or are all zoomers either hungry skeletons or super fucking jacked. I see these kids, and there is zero in between compared to other generations.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Totally. It is bizarre. None of them look like normal people.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I swear their muscles must be fake.

      >Today, at gym during middle of the day
      >5 zoomers at a bench, hyping each other up
      >All pretty big, not lanklets or bloated
      >None of them could bench 155lbs for 1rep
      >They spent 30 minutes taking turns getting crushed under 155lbs
      >Mfw

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ye they’re on sarms so they grow muscle but can’t use them yet

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The weird thing about zoomers that makes them stand out is that everything they do feels performative, like they're constantly self conscious and thinking how they'll look while on camera. They have to take pictures or videos of everything they do

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Had one yesterday
      >working my way up in standard deadlift from 225 to 275 to 315 for 8
      >zoomer on rack next to me tries to mog me by doing 10 more pounds than me every set
      >hadn’t seen him do a set as Im just focusing on myself
      >finally see him doing 325
      >he’s doing the widest sumo stance ever
      >screaming every rep
      >barely makes 5
      >I go up in weight to 335 for 8
      >he gives up and leaves
      I’m a zoomer too but other zoomers piss me off because of this . Most other memes about zoomers either aren’t true or are really rare, but almost every other person my age thinks this way

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    zoomer here. post body dyels

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      forgot image

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are your lifts? you look weak af at the core. are you doing bodybuilding?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          bench 145kg
          squat210kg
          dead150kg

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            do you think your deadlift is so weak due to core? you look unbalanced man maybe it's cus of some bodybuilding program?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's so fucking weird. bro you deadlift 5kg more than bench. that's fucked as. but pretty solid bench and squat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are big, but you should really hit obliques. The narrow waist makes it more obvious that you juice as naturally getting that big would come with an overall bigger physique and not maxed out upper and lower with dyel waist.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You are big, but you should really hit obliques. The narrow waist makes it more obvious that you juice as naturally getting that big would come with an overall bigger physique and not maxed out upper and lower with dyel waist.

        >zoomer turns out to be roidchud
        who would've thought

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quarter rep squatting, benching with their ass a full foot off the bench to get 60kg up

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The zoomer girls at my gym are all hot with fat asses in skin tight pants, all the boys are 5’8 skellys with the broccoli haircut. Always fun watching them

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    as a older zoomer the number of times younger kids at the gym 12-15 will come up to me and ask me where they can get gear is fucking rediculous. In all fairness I started pretty early at 18 but some of these kids look like they haven't even hit puberty yet and there asking for gear. As much as I like the transparency around infuencers being not natty I think this is really becoming an issue at this point, in 5-10 years I think were gonna really find out what happens when you take gear early in puberty and fuck your hormones before you've even finished growing.

    Also, I have never told any of them were to get gear.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks liver king.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why are there 12 year olds at your gym?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        its a public gym, anyone with 20$ a month can come in?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's the site that does this?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            chinese spyware site, even if i sent you the link you wouldn't want to click on it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      tell them to meet somewhere then kick their ass and tell them not to get on gear

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to the gym and do my workout
    >pay no mind to others
    >don't have any weird internal monologues about their performance
    >don't get bruised by their presence and try to one up them by conHispanicuously lifting heavier
    >remember everyone has to start somewhere and them being here is better than the couch
    Why is this so hard for you guys

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're frustrated someone born 10 years after them found a way to get pussy and be happy while they still can't do it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >they don't make any progress
      >holding up machines and benches and racks for hours
      >posing as lil skinny twinks
      >fill up the sauna
      >making tiktoks and shit for hours
      >loud, obnoxious
      >don't listen to help or critique

      what part don't you get by reading the thread??????

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I go to an apartment exercise room that is entirely empty every single time. Never been to a subscription gym. To me this ENTIRE board seems like schizophrenic losers.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a proper gym and more of what they say will make sense

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      so you admit that you have no idea what it's like and then follow it up with an over the top criticism despite being ignorant. and we are the schizos. ok

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do they all wear wife beaters? A group of like 6 zoomers recently joined my gym and they all wear beaters, pajama bottoms and gold chains. The worst part isn’t that the 6 of them all use one piece of equipment at a time, effective taking it out of commission for 45 minutes at the minimum, it’s that the all fucking stink. They haven’t figured out what deodorant is yet and the gym fucking reeks when they are there.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a zoomer and I know like 8 others at my gym, all younger than me
    >group of 5 zoomers bench pressing, one of them, not even 154 lbs, benches 1pl8 for a rep and goes nuts screaming and showing his abs around
    >somehow get to know him slightly, every time he sees me he does the bro embrace, I don't even know his name but I know he takes turkesterone at 16
    >other zoomer always wants me to listen to a new hardstyle song he found
    >one zoomer told me he can give me lifting advice even though I bench his 1rm for reps
    >one of them benches 1.5 plate and just tries to do 2 plates until he can do it, nothing in between, already fucked up his shoulder twice, does tiktok dances between sets
    >they're constantly introducing me to new friends of theirs, expanding the network
    >literally not even one of them looks remotely good but they're flexing their arms in the mirror half the time
    Everytime I see them they start making conversation. I just want to lift in peace so I usually just say "hey man" and walk away. I'm considering changing gyms just because of them

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf bro. Run away and why are they so cringe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other zoomer always wants me to listen to a new hardstyle song he found
      Makes me happy. At least the zoomers are starting to listen to real music and not that modern mumble rap shit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardstyle is 95% nails-on-chalkboard terrible though
        >T. 30 year old boomer

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        the ones he listened to are shitty remixes of 2010 hit songs

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm considering changing gyms just because of them
      What a fucking pussy that you are. Get mogged, boomer.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        is xe going to fuck the old man?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Is this gay porn?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's straight porn you fucking bigot

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >presented with a clear opportunity to make some normie friends/gymbros, escape social outcastdom, and ascend
      >chooses to remain an autistic freak
      There is no hope for you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >other zoomer always wants me to listen to a new hardstyle song he found
      >one zoomer told me he can give me lifting advice even though I bench his 1rm for reps
      >one of them benches 1.5 plate and just tries to do 2 plates until he can do it, nothing in between, already fucked up his shoulder twice, does tiktok dances between sets
      Idk man they sound pretty based if you ask me

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My gym is Zoomers free due to me and other boomers

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >finish heavy squat day in rack next to zoomers who are doing deadlifts
    >de-load and set bar on safety arms because doing RDLs next
    >load lmao1pl on for first set x 10
    >load 185lb to do slow eccentric RDL but just do 10 reps at normal pace but set it on the ground after finishing
    >do stupid slow DL back into position
    >zoomers next to me gawking, one of them motioning at me so I set the bar on the rack
    >shakes my hand, says something about it looked hard but I did it.
    >not following what he's saying at all
    >basically telling me that if the DL was nice and he was happy I was able to do it
    >It took me a second but translated: by doing a stupid slow DL, they thought I was struggling.
    >I wanted to explain that I was doing another exercise but none of this matters so I didn't correct it. I assume they figured it out as I did heavier stuff later.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why you dyels do RDLs from a rack. It's more effort to set-up and awkward to unrack and step back.
      I just deadlift the thing up and then do RDLs.
      > t. do 4pl8+ RDLs

    • 2 months ago
      Beedrill

      There's a guy at my gym always pushing me for more reps when doing weighted pull-ups.
      I warm up with 2x5x37,5 kg and he's like:You could have done more bro, I know you could.
      I say: yes I could
      Proceed to do my work sets with 4x3x50 kg.
      Then I go to do OHP and he's hyping me up, wanted to do 2x5x52,5 kg warmup sets but he hypes me for further reps, so I did 8 straight+3 pushpresses.
      He's like: U happy bro
      Me: No I just wanted to do 5 rep warmup set

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't see the bench only zoomer stereotype at my uni gym, squats are by far the most popular compound for some reason (especially around Asian and Indian guys) and the lift you will see the most people lifting at intermediate level.

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw an unironic white zoomer kid with a blonde broccoli perm wearing a shirt that says “White guys can’t jump.” Imagine if a black person wore a shirt that says “Black guys can’t do math.” The level of self-hatred you must have to wear that shit is insane.

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only zoomer interaction I’ve had is when I was doing 1arm lat pulls for 120lbs and the zoomer jumped on after to I suppose attempt to mog me but he couldn’t lift the plates at all so he went and grabbed a lat bar instead. Then he told me I had a nice physique in the locker room

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I saw 2 zoomers next to me doing ~8-10 sets of 6-8 reps sumo deadlifts.... with 50kg. No clue why, they obviously weren't training the technique

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m a zoomer. A group friends invited me to lift with them about a week ago. Most of that gym session was spent taking pictures. Some dyel tried to convince me that benching with a huge arch is proper form, and that the bar doesn’t have to touch the chest. They wanted to lift for volume, but the group was too big to even get 4 stations done in an hour. I haven’t worked out with them since. I stick to going with my best friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >benching with a huge arch is proper form, and that the bar doesn’t have to touch the chest
      this isn't entirely wrong depending on how extreme of an arch we're talking about

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Powerlifting maybe but there's no other benefit

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          an arch is healthier on your shoulders

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate zoomers so much, they're so damn annoying. The use the gym to socialize for 4 hours while taking up space and equipment.

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    carrot top is a regular at my gym. i don't think the zoomers know who he is though.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    saw a zoomer come in half rep 1pl8 and leave, today. any reports of wild zoomers from any of you lot?

  33. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomers are so confidently stupid like silly clowns. They even have the same hair. I just can’t take them seriously enough to get mad at them despite their constant obnoxious antics.

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