Zuckerberg won his first bjj tournament and probably can fuck you up ez, are you ready to fight him?

Zuckerberg won his first bjj tournament and probably can frick you up ez, are you ready to fight him?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he actually looks human here

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Check again. Look at his eyes.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah he looks human
        dissociated serial killer-tier but human at last

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Mark. Now back to moisturizing and practicing human language patterns

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if you injure him and he decides he wants to ruin your life. he literally could ruin the life of anyone he wants at any time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He can try to kill me, but he can't ruin my life.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Zuckerberg knows your entire internet history, even if you don't use facebook

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And how would that ruin my life?
          Not everyone is doing illegal stuff on the web.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Normies knowing you regularly post on IST is enough

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                oh damn bro you go on that site for pedos? shit man you are a pedo im going to kill you now.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm not doing anything wrong its ok!
            Something you said 5 minutes ago that was completely OK can be seen as the most racist thing imaginable in another 5 minutes. How dense are you?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Post 1 example

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          no he doesn't
          >t. ghostery user

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        he could literally just hire people to frick wiht you all day. imagine if he just pays people to get into a car accident with you wherever you go. so you can never travel anywhere.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          If i can legally cripple him forever in a regular tournament then it's worthy.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dream job would be the guy who would be in charge of this. If the Zuck came to me and said "I'll give pay you to manage of team of people to irritate

          He can try to kill me, but he can't ruin my life.

          in new ways every single day ad write a report" I would be so happy.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >daydreams about being a shabbos goy
            the absolute state of this website lol

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Damn dude, that sure would irritate a redditor or some shit. Luckily I could frick off and live in the wilderness if I wanted to.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            homie some of us have lives.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I could frick off and live in the wilderness if I wanted to.
            aks me how i know you are 16 lmfao

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy your suspicious forest fires

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          My dream job would be the guy who would be in charge of this. If the Zuck came to me and said "I'll give pay you to manage of team of people to irritate [...] in new ways every single day ad write a report" I would be so happy.

          Is there a name for this sort of thing and isn't it illegal?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            As a victim of gangstalking it is very real and very illegal but the police and feds are all in on it so there's nothing you can do once you become a targeted individual

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Is there a name for this sort of thing and isn't it illegal?
              do you think these "elites" care about legal or illegal? kek

              Please take the meds, you are ruining your life and hurting the people around you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Gangstalking IS real you dumb fricker, I'm starting to think you're one of the p*rps.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok glowie

                meds

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Lol no you’re right, the 1% abide by all laws the rest of us do and are held to the same standards. Absolutely.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                ok glowie

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Are you still gangstalked?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              skyking skyking op 78968769@montauk here, we have a loose one here, requesting containment

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Is there a name for this sort of thing and isn't it illegal?
            do you think these "elites" care about legal or illegal? kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He can pay 50 guys that follow you around humming all day every day for the rest of your life. Everywhere you go someone starts humming until you can't take it anymore.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based and none can snatch is from His hand pilled

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do all BJJers look so unathletic and DYEL?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you posting some old man?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        How does this guy look different every time I see him?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/RWjjFSD.jpg

        How does this guy look different every time I see him?

        Player 1/ player 2 color

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bjj doesn't incorporate s&c (or hardly if any) and most participants are hobbyists who started late in life also a selling point of gracie marketing was that an unathletic person can defeat an athletic person in a fight. This encourages unathletic people to start bjj

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The funny thing just enough knowledge and physical ability is better than having s black belt. Bjj is an ineffective cult.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Seething dyel who would get torn apart by a female blue belt

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My core muscles can overpower any pajama homosexual technique

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >simply doesn't go into guard and kicks your legs

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              its over obi wan, i have the low ground

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    God why did you frick up oculus you fricktard
    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >berg
    >does israelite jutsu
    >doesn't even crave mega
    Is this pottery?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The frick is mega and why would he crave it?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He is getting big. Glad for the guy. Sucks to always be the butt of jokes and backwards legs

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bjj

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      kek 100% accurate

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah lol their wrestling literally looked exactly like the start of an actual wrestling match

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      When not committing crimes they are really funny

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Black folk are great for reacting to things, especially magic, and being funny.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        white people are pretty cool too when they're not raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You do realize the Native American's one sided disease was inevitable with the Columbian exchange because they never domesticated animals to become accustomed to animal borne pathogens, the Aztec Kingdom only fell because they were such murdering buttholes to other natives that when the Spanish allied the other tribes, they were able to shore up sufficient numbers to overthrow the Aztecs, and the African slaves were bought from the Congolese kingdom which had good relations with the Europeans before it collapsed due to it's inability to develop itself past a stone age level civilization that relied solely on its slave resources, which dried up when the slave trade was abolished.
          No one group is responsible for human nature.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          considering they created civilisation I'd say it cancels out

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.
          So, also like blacks?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I love how white people can’t help themselves with such easy bait.
          Truly the most insecure race ever.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >white people are pretty cool too when they're not raping, stealing, spreading disease, enslaving, and destroying entire civilizations.
          that's why y ppls are nevr funny then sheit

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no boxing
      >no muay thai

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      KEK this homie are actually funny, notice how they can't make fun of boxing because it's the only thing that works

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only real martial arts for self defense are combat sambo, mma, knife and firearms training, everything else is pure cope.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mma lol found the dyel/skinny fat and or moron boomer with a beerbelly if I'm wrong post physique

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah bro, boxing alone totally works, especially with the sport being constant clinches now- by monkey subhumans unable to play their own sport properly.
            Your arrogance will get you laid out on asphalt, or stabbed and left bleeding on a sidewalk like a moron.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              All this cope. Again Mark gayberg is in your soft meme bjj shut and winning tourneys amateur or not hahaha. Cope more lanlet maybe you'll get a new belt soon dyel

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sof clinches bit even in am leagues people are dying and getting g busted faces everymatch lol even on the winning side look at mark gayberg lol not a mark on him hahaha soft sport for lanklet

                Both you guys can continue to give yourself CTE thinking it will save you in world where your brains matter, who cares about your hypothetical street fight that will either never happen, or go not at all how planned.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Sof clinches bit even in am leagues people are dying and getting g busted faces everymatch lol even on the winning side look at mark gayberg lol not a mark on him hahaha soft sport for lanklet

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but are you gonna post bday to prove him wrong? You're not gonna, are you?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >p-post body
                No, this is about martial arts, not bodybuilding.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >knife training
          >not a cope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Knife training isn't that Filipino shit you see either, it's as simple as picking up a knife and knowing what not to do with it.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    crazy how good his side profile is compared to a front shot

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >are you ready to fight him?
    Always have been. Now it's finally time for a digital anti-globocorpo coup. Frick you all, lizardmen.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >yfw goyim knows about your intentions

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wtf they're all like °_°

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          better?

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >smiling software installed

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Much better, Mark. Much better. On this planet people tend to show so called "emotions". Weird creatures...

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    How can you do BJJ in the metaverse if nobody has legs?

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’d hit a blast double on that little b***h rape him missionary style. Wouldn’t pass guard, full eye contact the whole time. My finisher would be The Walls of Jericho after I climaxed and I’d lean back in a and shit into his ruined butthole.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He pulls guard and falls on his back
    >I kick him in the face until his robot brain short circuits
    If you have ever pulled guard in your life you can't fight /thread

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Whats with bjj becoming a meme for people who want to do martial arts? This tells me it’s bullshit.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't people just enjoy things?

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Goddamm Im starting to like this guy lol,The Zuck id getting based lately

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many silicon valley homosexuals get into BJJ?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Their only connection to masculinity is Joe Rogan.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You get to enjoy martial arts without getting CTE.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can still get head damage in bjj. Wrestlers get serious head damage. Grappling is still dangerous in that regard.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is a myth. Grappling is dangerous for head trauma. It’s not just rolling around. You can easily hit your head from being taken down and you can even hit the back of your head. Also, what do you think a persons joints are like after a decade of bjj? What do you think they are like at old age? Ya, I’m pretty sure all these weekend warrior bjj fanatics will be paying for physical therapists in a couple of decades.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Welp shit, at least you can keep your joints healthy by eating chicken cartilage.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >You can easily hit your head from being taken down and you can even hit the back of your head
          You're literally taught how to fall and how to avoid that.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Boxers train to not get punched in the head

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              They also train to withstand punches to the head and the rest of the body, stupid comparision.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody trains to withstand punches to the head. This is dumb.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol I was just gonna say this. All safety goes out the window when you are sparring or rolling in grappling. One guy got his neck snapped in either bjj or judo from a takedown and is now paralyzed.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so he beat white belts?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wtf is that belt? I reached purple before I stopped training. I would probably rag doll him with ease.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah doesn't it go white blue purple brown black? Yellow is a kid's belt, IDK what green is.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        its just a belt given to one party during a competition to easily tell them apart for

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah doesn't it go white blue purple brown black? Yellow is a kid's belt, IDK what green is.

      Jfc these are the people commenting about bjj online

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >let's go b***h goym

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Zuck sells all your information to the chinese and cia. He will come for you.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He cannot be stopped. The Zuck is fitter than 99% of posters here. Seethe Luddites, seethe antisemites, seethe chuds, seethe everyone who deleted Facebook after posting cringe, Zuck only ever gave us gifts and you have no one to hate but yourself. The Social Network sucked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i can respect it but i'm going for sub 19 this summer

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't use Facebook but I am so anti-anti-Zuck it's unreal

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he beats my by mere seconds, wtf
      next I'll find out he actually deadlifts 221kg

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Billions of dollars available; he can afford the best training, the most premium roads, someone to plan his every meal, a shopper to purchase the freshest and most nutritious foods, and a world-class chef to cook them. When he shits, it's on a heated toilet seat with a nice warm-water bidet. He has no excuse for being a DYEL b***h all these years but at least he is improving.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        *premium 'roids*

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t like warm toilet seats tho

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cuckerberg joined the most Mickey Mouse tournament he could.

    This picture is angle frauded to hide how short he is, and is purposely taken from a lower angle to make him appear more dominant.

    You should never, EVER, believe anything coming from the Cuckerberg estate. His failed, weird political advertising run should teach you everything you need to know about him. He's a sad little narcissist who simply cannot get enough attention or power. He knows after hiring a team of market researchers that his perceived masculinity is too low to run for office, and this entire stunt is aimed at fixing that. Cuck has no true passions, this is all a performance piece as he continues to run one of the most destructive companies in the history of our species.

    Everyone here, if given the chance, should desire to shoot him in the head for his crimes against humanity.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why do israelites always have to be like this? Why couldn't he have just aimed to build and maintain the best/most popular social media site and now potentially the best VR goggles and ecosystem instead of having to control the goy through censorship and whatever other israeli brainwashing he's employing through the sale of personal information.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because they're not driven by building things, they're driven by the desire to weaken the goyim. Look at how they all use their influence, it's all used to promote degeneracy, normalize anti whiteness and creating surveillance tech.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    But he's Sprite belt and his opponent looks like a white belt

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's your style IST?

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did he fight against someone with a white belt?

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You guys think he won them legit or just paid everyone to let him win? I'd let him choke me out for a new Lamborghini.

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    here's him next to a 6'6" college ball player

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fancy Ivy League school?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    you are no match for my shtoyle

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    what was the midjourney prompt for this photo? nice psyop homosexual OP

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why should we care about some youtuber, fricking zoomer.

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just break the dyels nose also this just proves these martial arts with colored spi meme belts are a joke call me when he wins an am boxing tourney so can watch his face get beat up. Bjj is for gays

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >NOOO YOU CAN'T ENJOY THINGS YOU HAVE TO DO BOXING SO YOU CAN LARP AS THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN ALIVE OHHH WHATS THAT CLINCHING REFFFF-ACK

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ok dyel go earn your new epicly colored belt hahaha also some of your post sounds like projection or insecurity cry more

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm telling you that people don't do martial arts for just self defense, as you called BJJ a "meme" when people just like to have fun with it. You're the one projecting like everyone who trains martial arts does it for getting into street fights, and they don't. All martial arts have flaws, including boxing when put to the test in the real world, which is why I made fun of you.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Giant paragraph of cope from the lanklet lol

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >w-which is why I made fun of you!!
              Holy shit you type like a gay from leddit and someone that probably takes bjj go back there lol. Also you were making fun of me? It just looked like a coping lanklet raging to me kek

              You both are subhuman Black person manlets with Napoleon complexes, yet zero wit to support it, remember when you commit suicide because of your behavioral disorders, that you make sure the safety is off so you don't end up hesitating.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >w-which is why I made fun of you!!
            Holy shit you type like a gay from leddit and someone that probably takes bjj go back there lol. Also you were making fun of me? It just looked like a coping lanklet raging to me kek

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark gayberg won a bjj tourney that says it all about bjj all that's left is for you to cope. You wasted your time taking the classes a day now you have buyers remorse rip in pics gay

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    bjj is gay and any high school grappler could frick zuck up. wouldn't surprise me if he paid off the tourney to post this social media larp.

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