whatever, i get zero sun where i live, my skin looks sickly otherwise
I have never used this device in my life, how is it? Is it true you lie buck naked?
i wear swim trunks, one time i went bareass and my buttcheeks were roasted but only at where they were pressed against the bed, make for a funny tan line
Your skin looks sick because your diet is shitty, a healthy diet gives healthy looking skin, also known as carotenoid tan. Tanning causes cell damage, ages you and increases your chance of skin cancer by a significant amount.
>metrosexual
What the frick does that even mean? Do you get sexually excited at the sight of subway train stations? Does the opening of the subway doors turn you on? When baboon New York monkeys start swinging at the subway handle, does that make you cum buckets?
You're delusional bro. No female every looks at some tanned leather looking dude and goes "he's so hot!"
7 months ago
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7 months ago
Anonymous
>believing women
HAHAHAHAHAHA
7 months ago
Anonymous
first of all, right will not look like left if he gets a tan, but he will wrinkle in his 30s with that fair skin, second, can't you think of any better ways to tan your skin other than exposing it to radiation?
7 months ago
Anonymous
>noooo I can't go outside, ill be exposed to radiation!!
Lmfao you incels are so fricked in the head
7 months ago
Anonymous
it's a fricking stupid way to color your skin
7 months ago
Anonymous
Its the most natural way moron
7 months ago
Anonymous
we have better ways now moron
do you think any girls in 2023 tan "naturally"
frick no
they all use products and spf 50+ when in the sun
7 months ago
Anonymous
>hurrr durrrr huurrrrrrrrrr "do you think any girls in 2023 tan "naturally"" >"There are 58,649 Tanning Salons businesses in the US as of 2022"
Who would have thought some shutin loser scared of the sun is also borderline moronic... just abandon the thread already
7 months ago
Anonymous
those are only used by morons and post-wallers who are haggard anyway
girls on tiktok and shit don't fricking sun tan ever anymore
but they look tan
7 months ago
Anonymous
>girls in their teens and 20s don't sun tan
this homie hasn't been to the beach or a pool since he was a child LMAOOOOO
7 months ago
Anonymous
they use products to tan moron, not uv, it's all fake
7 months ago
Anonymous
>girls don't lay out at the pool or the beach! >just trust me ok!
7 months ago
Anonymous
not without spf they don't
7 months ago
Anonymous
You: >girls don't tan
Me: >yes they do
You >Ok well only old girls
Me >no, girls of all ages sun bathe outside
You >well they use sunscreen!
LMFAO @ your mental gymnastics and shifting goal posts. People use mild sunscreen in tanning beds too dumbfrick
7 months ago
Anonymous
no mild sunscreen, they use spf 50 which is practically 0% exposure to uv radiation
the tan COLOR they wear they put on in their bathrooms before even going out, under the spf
they do not risk getting any wrinkles unless they're moronic like you and think girls naturally sun tan
7 months ago
Anonymous
>claims women don't tan
wrong >claims its only old women tan
wrong >claims young women don't lay out at beach
wrong
LMAO now we have >[all girls in their teens and 20s] use spf 50 when sunbathing
source: the PC posting sexless basement dweller who has already been BTFOd several times
Touch grass incel
7 months ago
Anonymous
according to , women under 20 >apply makeup >go to the beach >apply the strongest sunscreen, destroying the makeup >lay in the heat for hours for no gain (feels horrible, not that you would know)
please consider going outside
7 months ago
Anonymous
>please consider going outside
nice try, sun.
7 months ago
Anonymous
the strongest sunscreen, destroying the makeup
where do you get this from >lay in the heat for hours for no gain
there is literally nothing to gain but skin damage and looks from Chad, they do it for the latter of course
7 months ago
Anonymous
>where do you get this from
(You) are saying this >muh skin damage
post acne (sunlets invariably have it)
7 months ago
Anonymous
you go listen to any skin care influencer c**t on the internet and they will all tell you to apply spf last >radiating your skin to kill acne ruining your skin in the process
fix your diet, use cleansing products, get tretinoin, don't be moronic
7 months ago
Anonymous
>listen to any skin care influencer c**t on the internet
do you do this? lol!
7 months ago
Anonymous
no but girls do
7 months ago
Anonymous
im not giving the homosexual boomer below you another (you) so i’m replying to your post instead.
to the homosexual boomer: have a nice day, grandpa.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>spends his free time inside in front of a screen posting on IST >thinks he knows and understands the inner workings of female minds despite being involuntarily celibate >is too stupid to realize how moronic that is
This is what happens to you when you are devoid of human interaction. Your entire perception of other humans are nothing more than schizo-esque apparitions your broke brain conjured. Your entire reality is fricked.
7 months ago
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>spends his free time inside in front of a screen posting on IST and leddit >thinks he knows and understands the inner workings of female minds despite being involuntarily celibate and studying /r/askwomen >is too stupid to realize how moronic that is and how moronic he is
7 months ago
Anonymous
>implying I'm a PC posting incel like yourself
Sorry buddy, you're alone in this. My posts are like responding to texts. You're unironically at a desk right now doing nothing but smashing keys lmao.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>muh pc posting
holy frick boomer, you need a life lmao. you same gay that shit in every thread for weeks. post body
7 months ago
Anonymous
>spends so much time on IST he claims he can identify people on an anonymous board >"boomer" >owns a PC
you probably play video games on your computer too lmao what a homosexual incel and a moron for BTFOing himself this hard
7 months ago
Anonymous
This. What a bunch of hopeless autism homosexuals on this site.
7 months ago
Anonymous
post your brown hands, anon.
7 months ago
Anonymous
>unironically sitting at a desk posting from a PC >"ACKSHUALLY the reason I don't go outside is because I don't want wrinkles"
7 months ago
Anonymous
you have brown skin. you opinions are irrelevant lmao
7 months ago
Anonymous
>opinion
You sitting at a desk PC posting like a little dweeb is not an opinion LMAO
7 months ago
Anonymous
https://i.imgur.com/ldWp4EP.png
[...]
pol damaged this guys brain too much
>t. jamal abdul jose chang patel
have a nice day subhuman
7 months ago
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7 months ago
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7 months ago
Anonymous
>tfw moving out at 27 with gf
i-its not too late, right? that pic almost hits too close
7 months ago
Anonymous
Yikes. Living with chicks sucks. You’ll learn
7 months ago
Anonymous
All I wanna do is be with her tho. I miss her all the time even tho we spend all wekend together.
But she's good. I'm very selective and found a great partner for me. If anything scares me is she'll dump me cause living with me sucks. There's a reason I relate with that picture, after all.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Be prepared for heartbreak. You’re already spewing your insecurities on here so it’s only a matter of time before you dump them on her, she gets the ick, and then she gets chad ick on her face
7 months ago
Anonymous
I'd say she wouldn't do that but would just sound like the average cuck, so no point. But there's a difference between insecurity and truth. Truth is I suck to be around and it's something I have to work on. But I'm also hot as frick and she's not, so it'll take a while for that to happen.
7 months ago
Anonymous
good luck lil homie
7 months ago
Anonymous
thanks, it took a lot of work to get here
7 months ago
Anonymous
just take out the trash, put the toilet seat down and don't call her out on her own bullshit. Living with women will make you realize they are just as lazy as you. The only thing they are disciplined in is dressing up and doing their makeup routine, which gives off the impression they're well put together.
Don't call it out, and if there's true love between both of you, you'll start doing everything together. Groceries, laundry, dishes, cooking, etc. If you work as a team then it'll be twice quicker and easier to keep up with a house's responsibility. Also if you have income...and you want to save the relationship. Buy a dishwasher. Will save you countless arguments.
7 months ago
Anonymous
Laziness is not my problem. I have problems with self control. Mostly with drinking, but I'm also prone to telling people to frick off and generally being disrespectful to those around me. I can be a source of a lot of shame for my partner if I'm not actively working on not being an idiot.
Also I'm poor as frick but that's going to change soon. We're renting a place in which a dishwasher doesn't even fit. It's like a trial version of moving together to a long term home. We're surely gonna go through a lot of stupid bullshit but there's also a lot of love and sex involved.
7 months ago
Anonymous
you have brown skin. you opinions are irrelevant lmao
pol damaged this guys brain too much
7 months ago
Anonymous
Radiation, POTTER?
7 months ago
Anonymous
my father WILL hear about those tanning beds
7 months ago
Anonymous
It doesn't tan your skin obviously but during these dark winter months in the northern hemisphere I use the Sauna a lot. I find it keeps the colour in my cheeks and my skin looks great (had this confirmed by several womeme).
for women, yes but for men i dont think this is really true
7 months ago
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it's true, men just don't age as fast because they generally have thicker skin thanks to more collagen
tanning breaks down collagen and makes the skin thinner, more womanly
unless you have a strong, manly facial features you will end up looking haggard and frail
hope you at least have decent beard growth to cover it up once it happens
I'm very skeptical of people who say tanning beds cause cancer. On one hand, I could absolutely believe that beaming a bunch of artificial rays at you could be bad. On the other hand, that's never the reason people say it supposedly causes cancer. They always say "it's just like the sun! And the sun causes cancer!" Absolute morons who think the fricking sun causes cancer. Just ignore the fact that the amount of sunlight people get has been going drastically down, while cancer rates go up and up. Since the morons who are scared the the sun don't like tanning beds, I'm almost tempted to think they're good, but I have no idea.
right, that's why you only go in them for a maximum of 10-12 minutes
I'm very skeptical of people who say tanning beds cause cancer. On one hand, I could absolutely believe that beaming a bunch of artificial rays at you could be bad. On the other hand, that's never the reason people say it supposedly causes cancer. They always say "it's just like the sun! And the sun causes cancer!" Absolute morons who think the fricking sun causes cancer. Just ignore the fact that the amount of sunlight people get has been going drastically down, while cancer rates go up and up. Since the morons who are scared the the sun don't like tanning beds, I'm almost tempted to think they're good, but I have no idea.
i think its probably like cigarettes, the campaign against them derived from people smoking 1-2 packs a day, an insane thing to even consider now. similarly, people used to have tanning beds in their fricking house and used them daily. unhinged boomer behavior.
with moderate use and regular dermatological checkups i dont think its that dangerous but im not a doctor
The problem with cancer rates going up is that >sunscrean until recent was blocking only uvb, that we need and which is healthy in moderation. They weren't blocking uva. Most still don't. So people were staying in the sun for hours, getting no benefits of d3 and all sides of uva, like serious forms of cancer. Look up my post above about uvb in tanning salons >sunscrean and many skin care products contain carcinogens
Except he hooked up with 1400 women, so his odds of getting HIV (on the most extreme high end) are now about 50%.
(4/10,000)*1400=0.52 or ~50%
Yes, as a straight guy your chances of getting it are super low, but if you go to an AIDS-riddled country and start having unrestricted, unprotected sex, you're tempting fate.
It does not hurt and it mandatory if you hide inside all winter. If you work outside you don't need it butif you are indoors you do. This is especially true for the tragically pigmented melanated subspecies of man. They need as much exposure as they can get.
Allow me to BTFO you in 2 words:
(1) Post
(2) Wrist
No, I don't want some body you stole off instagram. I want your wrist. Here's the deal: you won't post it because you look like shit. Such shit even your wrists are indicative of your grotesque body. What's funny though is you're so stupid you'll actually reply to this without a picture of your wrist which confirms two other things:
(1)you're incredibly stupid for replying without a wrist pic as all it does is confirm you look like dogshit
(2) you're desperate for any sort of human interaction. You'll reply to this post with no wrist pic, knowing you're exposing yourself but you do not care. It is worth it if you just get to talk to another human.
By replying with no wrist pic you are confirming you are DYEL, borderline moronic, and a social degenerate.
Your only viable option now is to abandon the thread, leaving me the victor. Like I said, I will BTFO you in 2 words:
It doesn't give you any tan. It only oxidizes malatonin and bring pigment to the surface of your skin.
The problem is that we have absolute morons in power and science. Scientists looked into sunlight spectrum and decided that uvb is the most harmful as it has the shortest waves that can damage dna. Politicians listened to them and limited uv lamps to 2% of uva max. What they kissed was that uvb causes only cosmetic cancer that has almost zero mortality rate (absolute zero if d3 is high), that d3 produced under uvb restores damaged cells. While uva causes serious cancers and doesn't give any benefits.
So if you tan, buy uv lamps that have at least 60% uvb. Tanning salons all follow government requirements.
Only excuse to use one is if you’re in a rush to get a base layer as a man. Say you’re on a cruise or expected to be in a swimsuit on vacation soon but you’re a pasty gay still. Other than that just use the sun
we intuitively understand that pale skin looks unhealthy –many people rarely see the sun this time of year, especially in the northern hemisphere during DST
lol ok, you've never been to the beach and seen someone so ghostly it looks ill? maybe that was you
Your skin looks sick because your diet is shitty, a healthy diet gives healthy looking skin, also known as carotenoid tan. Tanning causes cell damage, ages you and increases your chance of skin cancer by a significant amount.
>Your skin looks sick because your diet is shitty
if you get zero sun exposure it doesn't matter what you eat, you're going to look vampirish
you can take care of all that shit by supplementing vitamin d and avoid skin damage >3. uv is good because it promotes melanin production which protects against uv
I usually tan for a few hours each week when it's warm out, I usually get burnt. Last summer I fell for the meme and decided against it, that summer was my most miserable, I'm not doing it again. >inb4 shitskin
I'm whiter than you, Mr. Fuentes
>compromising your skin health in one of those
You should take the no light pill bro, I exist in a lightless environment 21 hours of the day and my skin has never been healthier or looked better >t.
Its funny so many people on this board think they will look 20 when they are 40 yet this billionaire with endless resources cant do that but somehow they will
I gurantee you he would look better if he didn't take it to such an extreme
It's like all of nothing shitm do nothing, look like shit. Do way too much, also look like shit.
That guy is like the anthisesis of ageing gracefully. You see it happen much more often in women though, he's just a rare example of a man doing it.
If you use this then you are a gay metrosexual
whatever, i get zero sun where i live, my skin looks sickly otherwise
i wear swim trunks, one time i went bareass and my buttcheeks were roasted but only at where they were pressed against the bed, make for a funny tan line
Your skin looks sick because your diet is shitty, a healthy diet gives healthy looking skin, also known as carotenoid tan. Tanning causes cell damage, ages you and increases your chance of skin cancer by a significant amount.
>increases your chance of skin cancer by a significant amount.
You also think the vaxx is good right?
>metrosexual
What the frick does that even mean? Do you get sexually excited at the sight of subway train stations? Does the opening of the subway doors turn you on? When baboon New York monkeys start swinging at the subway handle, does that make you cum buckets?
yes to all of the above
I have never used this device in my life, how is it? Is it true you lie buck naked?
nope, you have to lie either butt naked or ass naked or it doesn't work properly.
it's the #1 thing that ages your skin and it's almost impossible to repair
>ages your skin
who cares? im not a woman - you don't go outside in the sun either?
>who cares? im not a woman
you don't care about your looks because you're not a woman? why do you care about getting a tan then?
i dont really care about looking young
looking young and looking good are the same thing
What a child's view. A female child. Lol
You're delusional bro. No female every looks at some tanned leather looking dude and goes "he's so hot!"
>believing women
HAHAHAHAHAHA
first of all, right will not look like left if he gets a tan, but he will wrinkle in his 30s with that fair skin, second, can't you think of any better ways to tan your skin other than exposing it to radiation?
>noooo I can't go outside, ill be exposed to radiation!!
Lmfao you incels are so fricked in the head
it's a fricking stupid way to color your skin
Its the most natural way moron
we have better ways now moron
do you think any girls in 2023 tan "naturally"
frick no
they all use products and spf 50+ when in the sun
>hurrr durrrr huurrrrrrrrrr "do you think any girls in 2023 tan "naturally""
>"There are 58,649 Tanning Salons businesses in the US as of 2022"
Who would have thought some shutin loser scared of the sun is also borderline moronic... just abandon the thread already
those are only used by morons and post-wallers who are haggard anyway
girls on tiktok and shit don't fricking sun tan ever anymore
but they look tan
>girls in their teens and 20s don't sun tan
this homie hasn't been to the beach or a pool since he was a child LMAOOOOO
they use products to tan moron, not uv, it's all fake
>girls don't lay out at the pool or the beach!
>just trust me ok!
not without spf they don't
You:
>girls don't tan
Me:
>yes they do
You
>Ok well only old girls
Me
>no, girls of all ages sun bathe outside
You
>well they use sunscreen!
LMFAO @ your mental gymnastics and shifting goal posts. People use mild sunscreen in tanning beds too dumbfrick
no mild sunscreen, they use spf 50 which is practically 0% exposure to uv radiation
the tan COLOR they wear they put on in their bathrooms before even going out, under the spf
they do not risk getting any wrinkles unless they're moronic like you and think girls naturally sun tan
>claims women don't tan
wrong
>claims its only old women tan
wrong
>claims young women don't lay out at beach
wrong
LMAO now we have
>[all girls in their teens and 20s] use spf 50 when sunbathing
source: the PC posting sexless basement dweller who has already been BTFOd several times
Touch grass incel
according to , women under 20
>apply makeup
>go to the beach
>apply the strongest sunscreen, destroying the makeup
>lay in the heat for hours for no gain (feels horrible, not that you would know)
please consider going outside
>please consider going outside
nice try, sun.
the strongest sunscreen, destroying the makeup
where do you get this from
>lay in the heat for hours for no gain
there is literally nothing to gain but skin damage and looks from Chad, they do it for the latter of course
>where do you get this from
(You) are saying this
>muh skin damage
post acne (sunlets invariably have it)
you go listen to any skin care influencer c**t on the internet and they will all tell you to apply spf last
>radiating your skin to kill acne ruining your skin in the process
fix your diet, use cleansing products, get tretinoin, don't be moronic
>listen to any skin care influencer c**t on the internet
do you do this? lol!
no but girls do
im not giving the homosexual boomer below you another (you) so i’m replying to your post instead.
to the homosexual boomer: have a nice day, grandpa.
>spends his free time inside in front of a screen posting on IST
>thinks he knows and understands the inner workings of female minds despite being involuntarily celibate
>is too stupid to realize how moronic that is
This is what happens to you when you are devoid of human interaction. Your entire perception of other humans are nothing more than schizo-esque apparitions your broke brain conjured. Your entire reality is fricked.
>spends his free time inside in front of a screen posting on IST and leddit
>thinks he knows and understands the inner workings of female minds despite being involuntarily celibate and studying /r/askwomen
>is too stupid to realize how moronic that is and how moronic he is
>implying I'm a PC posting incel like yourself
Sorry buddy, you're alone in this. My posts are like responding to texts. You're unironically at a desk right now doing nothing but smashing keys lmao.
>muh pc posting
holy frick boomer, you need a life lmao. you same gay that shit in every thread for weeks. post body
>spends so much time on IST he claims he can identify people on an anonymous board
>"boomer"
>owns a PC
you probably play video games on your computer too lmao what a homosexual incel and a moron for BTFOing himself this hard
This. What a bunch of hopeless autism homosexuals on this site.
post your brown hands, anon.
>unironically sitting at a desk posting from a PC
>"ACKSHUALLY the reason I don't go outside is because I don't want wrinkles"
you have brown skin. you opinions are irrelevant lmao
>opinion
You sitting at a desk PC posting like a little dweeb is not an opinion LMAO
>t. jamal abdul jose chang patel
have a nice day subhuman
>tfw moving out at 27 with gf
i-its not too late, right? that pic almost hits too close
Yikes. Living with chicks sucks. You’ll learn
All I wanna do is be with her tho. I miss her all the time even tho we spend all wekend together.
But she's good. I'm very selective and found a great partner for me. If anything scares me is she'll dump me cause living with me sucks. There's a reason I relate with that picture, after all.
Be prepared for heartbreak. You’re already spewing your insecurities on here so it’s only a matter of time before you dump them on her, she gets the ick, and then she gets chad ick on her face
I'd say she wouldn't do that but would just sound like the average cuck, so no point. But there's a difference between insecurity and truth. Truth is I suck to be around and it's something I have to work on. But I'm also hot as frick and she's not, so it'll take a while for that to happen.
good luck lil homie
thanks, it took a lot of work to get here
just take out the trash, put the toilet seat down and don't call her out on her own bullshit. Living with women will make you realize they are just as lazy as you. The only thing they are disciplined in is dressing up and doing their makeup routine, which gives off the impression they're well put together.
Don't call it out, and if there's true love between both of you, you'll start doing everything together. Groceries, laundry, dishes, cooking, etc. If you work as a team then it'll be twice quicker and easier to keep up with a house's responsibility. Also if you have income...and you want to save the relationship. Buy a dishwasher. Will save you countless arguments.
Laziness is not my problem. I have problems with self control. Mostly with drinking, but I'm also prone to telling people to frick off and generally being disrespectful to those around me. I can be a source of a lot of shame for my partner if I'm not actively working on not being an idiot.
Also I'm poor as frick but that's going to change soon. We're renting a place in which a dishwasher doesn't even fit. It's like a trial version of moving together to a long term home. We're surely gonna go through a lot of stupid bullshit but there's also a lot of love and sex involved.
pol damaged this guys brain too much
Radiation, POTTER?
my father WILL hear about those tanning beds
It doesn't tan your skin obviously but during these dark winter months in the northern hemisphere I use the Sauna a lot. I find it keeps the colour in my cheeks and my skin looks great (had this confirmed by several womeme).
Thank you for proving my point, chief.
Youth and beauty are practically the same thing
for women, yes but for men i dont think this is really true
it's true, men just don't age as fast because they generally have thicker skin thanks to more collagen
tanning breaks down collagen and makes the skin thinner, more womanly
unless you have a strong, manly facial features you will end up looking haggard and frail
hope you at least have decent beard growth to cover it up once it happens
my mom has melanoma from tanning beds.
do not recommend
you should get checked by a dermatologist every 6 months
i go yearly, no cancers. i also never really go outside so my skin hasnt been UV raped and i continue to look like an irish ghost
I'm very skeptical of people who say tanning beds cause cancer. On one hand, I could absolutely believe that beaming a bunch of artificial rays at you could be bad. On the other hand, that's never the reason people say it supposedly causes cancer. They always say "it's just like the sun! And the sun causes cancer!" Absolute morons who think the fricking sun causes cancer. Just ignore the fact that the amount of sunlight people get has been going drastically down, while cancer rates go up and up. Since the morons who are scared the the sun don't like tanning beds, I'm almost tempted to think they're good, but I have no idea.
tanning beds are like 10x as strong as natural sunlight you dumb frick
right, that's why you only go in them for a maximum of 10-12 minutes
i think its probably like cigarettes, the campaign against them derived from people smoking 1-2 packs a day, an insane thing to even consider now. similarly, people used to have tanning beds in their fricking house and used them daily. unhinged boomer behavior.
with moderate use and regular dermatological checkups i dont think its that dangerous but im not a doctor
homosexualsucker detected
>10x stronger than the sun
Are you moronic? The earth would melt in a fraction of a second if a tanning bed was ever turned on
The problem with cancer rates going up is that
>sunscrean until recent was blocking only uvb, that we need and which is healthy in moderation. They weren't blocking uva. Most still don't. So people were staying in the sun for hours, getting no benefits of d3 and all sides of uva, like serious forms of cancer. Look up my post above about uvb in tanning salons
>sunscrean and many skin care products contain carcinogens
>born white
>want to be darker
shiggy my wiggas
White people tan to a golden hue, not a poop hue.
god made me white and who am i to change that? besides latinas and asian girls love how white i am because they know their kids will be bleached af
Well, God (with a capital G) made my children white. Unlike yours, you third rate homosexual.
>hes raising his future cucks and prostitutes while i impregnate hundreds of 3rd world brown people
im better than you
pic rel
That's how you get HIV/AIDS
>HIV/AIDS from benis in vegana
unlikely
Except he hooked up with 1400 women, so his odds of getting HIV (on the most extreme high end) are now about 50%.
(4/10,000)*1400=0.52 or ~50%
Yes, as a straight guy your chances of getting it are super low, but if you go to an AIDS-riddled country and start having unrestricted, unprotected sex, you're tempting fate.
It does not hurt and it mandatory if you hide inside all winter. If you work outside you don't need it butif you are indoors you do. This is especially true for the tragically pigmented melanated subspecies of man. They need as much exposure as they can get.
If you use one of these you're a straight up b***h lol
Allow me to BTFO you in 2 words:
(1) Post
(2) Wrist
No, I don't want some body you stole off instagram. I want your wrist. Here's the deal: you won't post it because you look like shit. Such shit even your wrists are indicative of your grotesque body. What's funny though is you're so stupid you'll actually reply to this without a picture of your wrist which confirms two other things:
(1)you're incredibly stupid for replying without a wrist pic as all it does is confirm you look like dogshit
(2) you're desperate for any sort of human interaction. You'll reply to this post with no wrist pic, knowing you're exposing yourself but you do not care. It is worth it if you just get to talk to another human.
By replying with no wrist pic you are confirming you are DYEL, borderline moronic, and a social degenerate.
Your only viable option now is to abandon the thread, leaving me the victor. Like I said, I will BTFO you in 2 words:
POST WRIST
The rage you had while typing this was probably comical to see. I wish I could've witnessed it.
It's a pasta. Congrats on exposing yourself as a DYEL borderline moronic social recluse.
Okay nerd
Sounds like your seasonal depression is flaring up.
It doesn't give you any tan. It only oxidizes malatonin and bring pigment to the surface of your skin.
The problem is that we have absolute morons in power and science. Scientists looked into sunlight spectrum and decided that uvb is the most harmful as it has the shortest waves that can damage dna. Politicians listened to them and limited uv lamps to 2% of uva max. What they kissed was that uvb causes only cosmetic cancer that has almost zero mortality rate (absolute zero if d3 is high), that d3 produced under uvb restores damaged cells. While uva causes serious cancers and doesn't give any benefits.
So if you tan, buy uv lamps that have at least 60% uvb. Tanning salons all follow government requirements.
OK great would love to hear more about stuff like this.
Only excuse to use one is if you’re in a rush to get a base layer as a man. Say you’re on a cruise or expected to be in a swimsuit on vacation soon but you’re a pasty gay still. Other than that just use the sun
we intuitively understand that pale skin looks unhealthy –many people rarely see the sun this time of year, especially in the northern hemisphere during DST
>intuitively
no, that shit is learned
fricking unlearn it
don't ever be ashamed of your white skin, 3/4 of the world population is jelly of it
>be non white
>have black hair, black eyes, and brown skin like 90% of the world
>angry
many such cases.
lol ok, you've never been to the beach and seen someone so ghostly it looks ill? maybe that was you
>Your skin looks sick because your diet is shitty
if you get zero sun exposure it doesn't matter what you eat, you're going to look vampirish
I prefer the bottom-right on chicks. Vampires are qt.
Avoiding the sun is the most moronic thing people on this board has pushed
>israelite owned language model telling white people they need to be darker
nice try schlomo
you can take care of all that shit by supplementing vitamin d and avoid skin damage
>3. uv is good because it promotes melanin production which protects against uv
I usually tan for a few hours each week when it's warm out, I usually get burnt. Last summer I fell for the meme and decided against it, that summer was my most miserable, I'm not doing it again.
>inb4 shitskin
I'm whiter than you, Mr. Fuentes
>you can take care of all that shit by supplementing vitamin d
No you can't
israelites are the ones who avoid the sun and push people to take sunscreen moron, vampires are literally based off israelites
israelites are literal desert people.
israelites are from eastern Europe, Khazarians
>compromising your skin health in one of those
You should take the no light pill bro, I exist in a lightless environment 21 hours of the day and my skin has never been healthier or looked better
>t.
Its funny so many people on this board think they will look 20 when they are 40 yet this billionaire with endless resources cant do that but somehow they will
I gurantee you he would look better if he didn't take it to such an extreme
It's like all of nothing shitm do nothing, look like shit. Do way too much, also look like shit.
That guy is like the anthisesis of ageing gracefully. You see it happen much more often in women though, he's just a rare example of a man doing it.
He started late though, what if he started his program when he was 25 instead of 45 or whatever his age is.
Just go for a run outside homie
As a white-skinned dysplastic molecel that thing would kill me
Good. being dark is for darkies not for us
Its funny white bois claim to be superior yet they cant walk outside LMAO