It just happened during my morning poo and it kind of freaked me the frick out.
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a worm just came out of my ass
It just happened during my morning poo and it kind of freaked me the frick out.
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Free protein, also do a week long fast apparently those are good for shedding them without the use of horse pills
That's your proteins dawg, ever heard of the law of conservation of energy? Eating something that gets its energy from eating you is always a net energy loss for you.
was it a tiny worm or a big worm?
I'd say it was a medium-sized worm.
Was it ribbed or smooth? A tapeworm can seriously frick you up without you even being aware of it.
Nah it was smooth
Damn dude you’re infested with probably like 100 of those things all eating your ass. Better go get some horse paste.
>medium sized
>tape worm
I’m sure even a brownoid like OP can tell the difference between a 3 foot piece of tape worm and a roundworm
Either way you’re a dirty disgusting frick op
It's average size ok? All those size graphics that supposedly shows aveagesize of a country are just polls so are not reliable
What the frick is an average size worm though moron. Because average to a shitskin is 3 inches and for whites it’s 5.5 or even closer to 6 now so your frame of reference is vastly different to us
good morning sirs
Are you sure it wasn't a dildo you forgot to take out?
did it stay out or did it go back in there? if its still in there I would have a fricking panic attack
The panic attack is knowing that that’s just the female laying eggs and he has a double digit or more number in there.
Benchod.
medicine right now.
An inch or like 3 inches tho? Threadworms are a lot less disgusting than roundworms
Chud.
NAC protocol is that way on /x/
you need to go on a ketogenic diet and eat laxatives I learned this from my lord and master jason blaha.
did you ever watch jackass anon ? just get your intestines sucked by a machine.
just go to the doctor you won't regret it
eat a ghost pepper for fun and see what blasts out of your ass
If you're being serious it's something to fix. Pinworms are the usually but they are small and usually there are multiple visible ones. Otc meds get rid of those.
But a medium sized work coming out? Probably a lot of those in your gut. Not good, but probably solvable. If it's a tapeworm that's something to worry about cause they will eat all your gains by taking the food you eat and eating it themselves.
It could be roundworms.
>Be a zoomer
>eat ass and do rimjobs like all the rap music videos say to do
>get parasite
lel gay
how the frick can you not enjoy rimming a girls tight little butthole and then sticking your tongue inside? all with the pretense that in 5-10 minutes, your dick is going to inside her ass and you’ll pound her like the little bawd she is.
id call you a gay but at least gays appreciate the sphinctal wonders of the world
>coomer brain
why would i lick her ass when you can like her vag instead you homosexual?
one has shit in it and the other doesnt
because you lick both, frick both, and enjoy both.
well yeah, only prostitutes do anal
>lick ass
>also
>well yeah, only prostitutes do anal
so let me get this straight.
She does anal so she can take dick. This means shes taken dick and had cum in her ass.
Then you a week later or whatever, LICK HER butthole that had some other dudes cum and wiener inside it, and now that residue is in your mouth? plus the shit particles?
What a homosexual
Eating any ass is gay unless its a virgin GF
At least women cann brush their teeth after a BJ. They arent flushing out their ass with hydrogen peroxide after every random dude cooms in their butthole
cope.
>she doesn’t wash her butthole
Women literally bleach their asses, you better believe they freshen up for a date(you wouldn’t know) if they’re above a 6 and want to get laid.
It’s like if a guy would go on a date with cheese on his glans, no one who isn’t a complete fricking loser would do that
>water kills the bacteria in SHIT
are you moronic?
I used the tooth paste example and brushing teeth because that kills all the nasty shit in your mouth.
Unless she does an alcohol/peroxide enema you will have shit bacteria on your lips. And you cant do that because it will frick up their gut biome
literally don’t care. more butthole for me.
looks like Hollywood and the music industry got another one boys.
total NPC
i was eating ass and fricking starfish before it became a Black personed trend.
Cmon, it's 2023, everyone eats ass when tinder dating.
>Women literally bleach their asses
this is for cosmetic purposes so it looks nicer.
bleach on our butthole is a bad idea
if you frick girls in the ass easily, either shes a prostitute or you have a small dick.
Or he is virgin who only has that from porn.
you homosexuals are disgusting
If you keep really quiet you can probably hear them swimming in your colon by the hundreds. Enjoy your new friends
Was it the God-Emperor of Dune?
What's the play here if you're strictly pacifist like a jainist? Do you just try to keep them happy and warm and take care of them or brutally genocide your baby worm colony?