>come on bro lets go out to a bar and drink lmao. >proceeds to take 10 shots throughout the night

>come on bro let’s go out to a bar and drink lmao
>proceeds to take 10 shots throughout the night
How do I party with friends without ruining a cut? Or should I just do a hour of two of cardio to burn off the calories??

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You're too young to know how to say no. Just go with it and work around the hiccups. 10 shots is mostly like 1000+ kcal. If you are already on a cut you probably can't squeeze the extra calories into it.

    Just take the L. Don't be fooled either. A night of drinking might actually make you lose weight because you piss out all the water in you. It comes right back.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I’m 30 but hang out with younger guys because all of my friends are married and no longer go out.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >30
        >getting drunk at a bar

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >30
        >going out means consuming alcohol
        You should get married to sort your shit out

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Learn how to drink on an empty stomach. You can't store calories from alcohol but they do "displace" calories from food. So just make sure you're not metabolizing food when you're drinking.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You take absurd amount of blow and lab tested (!!!) MDMA.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    homie shut the frick up and have a little fun

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Come ON bro let's go out to a BAR and DRINK lmao

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Projection

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's no scenario where the guy that drew this isn't a disgusting slob.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just drink less. they won't notice

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      First two drinks you drink normally cheers'ing with everyone and after that you can literally drink water if you want no one will give a shit. Someone hands you a shot you just barely sip it and again no one will care or notice.

      People notice only at the start when everyone is sober and self-conscious.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        downside is you will be mostly sober in the middle of drunks which is only funny once or twice

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Well if you can't stand them then don't even go out. Or just do the good ol' irish exit at that point and literally just go home, they're too drunk to even care that you left.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    just say no i dont drink, and just sip something non alcoholic
    while being completly blasted on opiates, thats how the pros do it

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alcohol dehydrates you, it's good for a cut.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's not "cutting." He doesn't have a show in a week. He's just fat. They've taken over the term.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Order a diet coke instead, tell them you're a huge homosexual and can't drink tonight

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat nothing for the rest of the day
    >stick to shorts with diet mixers, maybe a couple of beers
    >drink slowly

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    hmm i drink 2000 calories of alcohol in a night how, oh how, do i offset this. could i consume 333 less calories per day for the rest of the 6 days this week? or eat less on the day im drinking? No i think ill just post on fit

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you either stick to a few shots only spread out and maintain a small buzz, or you just don't drink
    >drink a lot, eat normally
    calorie budget gets BTFO, but at least you're giving your body nutrition to help deal with poisoning yourself
    >skip on the eating, drink a lot, probably sleep like shit too
    abysmal for your recovery, which is already worse in a deficit

    there's no winning, alcohol is shit for you in any amount, once you get older you either figure this out and adapt, or you keep it up and age terribly

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I usually go out with friends expecting to try my luck with some chicks and just end up getting wasted and going home alone. It doesn't help that my friends just want to drink.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    read the sticky

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    partying won't ruin your cut.
    partying every weekend will.

    if you're training for a goal or something, you shouldn't be partying
    if you're just training for general health and fitness with general milestones in the long-term you'd like to achieve, don't worry about it. You're supposed to live life a bit too and the social boons far outweigh the health detriments on average if you're only drinking moderately.
    If you drink like a college student and aren't in college or older than 30, yeah, stop doing that.

    Do not take advice from straight edge homosexuals, literally not humans in the Frank Herbertian sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should be getting shit faced at bars
      >that means you are a teetotaling mormon

      homie what? No one told him not to drink. You self life ruiners really take this shit personally

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Phone posting L

        *should not be getting shitfaced at the bar

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    do cardio. i dont drink shots i /beermax/ and my roons are always 10-15% faster and longer thanks to the glorious carb loading

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So how the frick do you hype yourself up the usual shit faced hype level without actually being drunk?
    Did anyone of you actually ever manage that? I truly like hanging out with my friends and I do enjoy when going to a concert with them, but I just don’t think I can match the energy level of going hard at a concert without the alcoholic stimulation.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coke

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Beer calories don’t count. I went from 190 to 153 drinking a few beers most nights it just doesn’t matter unless you’re min/maxing for a competition.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    phenibut is always the answer

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does liquor make you fat bros?
    I like a glass of whiskey maybe 2 times a week. Am I sabotaging my self?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a gay stupid question

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      might as well do crack or eat a cake, alcohol is full of sugars, you WILL get diabetes, you WILL become morbidly obese
      do keto instead

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Live life you fricking prude. There's a time for discipline and a time for letting loose just start back up after

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude it's just a cut who gives a frick you have decades to lose weight. go out have fun with the bros and smash pussy

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pace yourself and mingle with the ladies.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    you grow past the age of 21

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