>come on, just live a little, one won’t hurt
>come on, you’re young, you can eat whatever you want and not get fat
>just wait til your my age and your metabolism slows down!
Whats your answer?
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>Yeah sure I love donuts, thanks!
I'm full sorry
Frick yeah donuts thanks!
this is the appropriate responce because someone did something nice for you
Take one, thank her, and throw it in the trash without breaking eye contact
my response is
"I'm not pretending to have a thyroid."
What?
I eat one because I do cardio and one don't won't ruin anything
one will only make me want another, its easiest just not to have any at all.
Take 3.
I don't eat. I just work and drink coffee and protein shakes.
>mug metabolism
Boomers make excuses for everything, god what homosexuals
I'll yell
>MMMM HFCS AND SOIBEAN EXTRACT AND SEED OIL SO YUMMY OH BOY HOPE I GET BOYbreasts AND START LACTATING AND SUCK THE NEAREST DICK AND VOTE BIDEN
while pissing my pants and showing her a flipbook of this meme printed out that was folded up in my wallet. probably rape her after
This man is the hero we need
>t. drumpf pissbaby
Dis homie buggin' over dude dunkin' on Joey B. Lmfao.
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KEK
9/10 you forgot to spread your butthole and shit
Least deranged Troonpist
lmfao
I refuse politely
>take two
>put it in fridge
I eat one while jerking off and farting
>Yeah I'll take one, thanks
>Put it on my desk
>It sits there for the rest of the day
Unless the office treat bringer was Patrician enough to bring bagels then I eat like 4.
Why do people want me to get fat so badly?
I tell my family that I'm on a diet and they just taunt me and try to get me to cheat, going so far as to literally dangle food in front of my face. Why can't people just respect that you are on a diet?
Dont tell people about the grind you're on, dumbass. Stop expecting people to support you. Look out for yourself. Confide in people you TRUST
imagine if, upon returning home, you took your shoes and cleaned them to exquisite detail. picking dirt out of the treads with a toothpick, taking the laces out and setting them aside to soak in bleach. using a magnifying glass to ensure the stains are perfectly excised. soft cloths, leather polish, touch up creme, finishing spray, etc etc. your family sees your hourly routine, and they accept it doesn't hurt you, and your shoes sure are cleaner than most, but they can't help but feel you're wasting your time being quite so uptight and that you'd maybe meet someone nice if you just relaxed and spent that daily hour talking to people or on a social hobby.
nah they're just jealous of your discipline anon.
Written by a true fatass. Counting calories is so easy and dieting is about omitting things in your life, not introducing more work. You made a false equivalence to protect yourself from your own failures son.
i'm a skinny b***h, and i always have been with zero conscious effort. i thus think that people who obsess over their diet are wasting their time.
when you fail it makes them feel better about themselves. this is how you can tell somebody truly cares about you, if they help you over the obstacle that they failed.
Living like you would feel like a chore for them.
They're employing empathy and coming to the conclusion you must also feel its a chore.
They want you to have a good time, so they employ empathy and suggest you do what they would want to do, which is eat loose food.
And if you do eat it, it justifies them eating it.
They are jealous. Seeing you succeed reminds them of their own failures. Crabs in a bucket mentality
>"I dont want it, thanks though"
I am Perma bulking so I would never turn those down
>come on, just live a little, one won't hurt
they're right you autistic frick. Eat a donut, pretend to like your job and coworkers and go back to work. A donut is like 300 - 350 calories at most. Just don't be a fat ass and eat more than one.
>living a false life of pretense and denial
Sounds great, must be why office workers are known to be so fricking happy.
>Mmmm delicious. Excuse me for one moment.
I don't like sweets.
>it will hurt
>I can't eat whatever I want, there's an obesity pandemic worlwide and even kids are getting fat at a rate never seen before
>My metabolism will slow down at your age, but I will develop solutions and habits that will prevent me from getting obese like you did, you're not in a position to give me food advice
inb4 rude, it's fricking rude to keep pushing your dumb shit onto someone after they said no. Frick off.
One of the thing fat fricks never learned in life is how to actually enjoy food. I could get more pleasure from a single doughnut than what a fat frick would get from 5.
If you actually take small bits, actually chew the thing and slow down, you evolve from a monkey to a human.
One doughnut from time to time simply cannot hurt you. Unless you're ketoschizo moron.
>Whats your answer?
I'M 12% YOU'RE 56
YOU SHART IN A MART I'M RIPPED AS FUARK
DONUTS ARE FOR PIGGIES OINK OINK SQUEAL FOR ME
I'd take a sweet, I always do but I just think doughnuts are disguisting. Also cinnamon buns
Yes
I don’t eat stuff like that.
>le one won't le hurt xD
every drug addict's mindset. yes it does hurt, it's harmful and against my goals. I'm not sabotaging myself so you can feel better about your terrible life decisions.
I eat a jelly donut every morning and I guarantee I mog you. 1 donut does literally nothing unless you are some 5'6" skinny fat perma cutting dyel with a tdee of 1800
>I smoke one cigarette a day and I le mog you
ok manchild
Post body
You first Krispy Kreme. Show me the godly physique that slop made (obviously you won't)
I bet you eat them in your car while listening to metal on tinny factory speakers.
>asked to post body
>no u
>cries out at as he strikes you
I can smell your dyeldom
what's the best drink for eating Krispy Kreme?
I eat one if I want it because I eat whatever I want and don't get fat because I'm not an American pig who will snort the whole box
>"Okay. Thanks."
>takes one
>fatty comes in
>"You know those are for everyone, right?"
I ain't falling for your shit again.
>just wait til your my age and your metabolism slows down!
>mfw I'm actually a year older than them
But usually I just make a big deal over how nice they look but leave them for others. Sometimes a girl will ask if i'm on a diet and ill just say I overdid it at the weekend and give some shitty stock office humor reply
>"I'm trying to be good.. at least until Wednesday"
Normies just want to hear that you're also an unhinged moron, completely driven by base desires and pathologically incapable of telling yourself no.
If you play into that and just act like it hasn't caught up with you yet, people like you just fine and you don't have to slop it up.
>you don't have to slop it up.
Just say no?? Why are you obligated to comply if you cannot provide a rational explanation? You don't need an explanation to deny being asked something. Are you Indian or something??
>le based strong silent man of few words
Coping because nobody cares why you do things, nobody looks to you for advice or as a role model so you don't need to ever explain your reasons behind anything.
Giving reasons behind your No just gives people something to argue about, did you not learn this at work? Saying "No" is enough, you are under no obligation to explain yourself. In your example people look to you as a role model so you will eat cake even though you don't want to?
I have the donut. You geeks need to live life instead of obsessing over single digit bodyfat. My wife is making a breakfast casserole with apple cider donuts for a cozy fall weekend breakfast. A treat here and there is fun and doesn't make you obese.
I'd respect this opinion if the person saying it was ripped, but in my experience people calling other channers geeks are 5'7 skinnyfat and trying to hard to act alpha
Which is easy to do when you're making everyone else out to be neurotic and you out to be le cool guy who does whatever and still gets results.
I need to see those results.
Eat everything and have a massive coffee shit the next morning.
I'd eat the donuts. I'm sorry you guys have such shit genetics that you have measure everything down to the fricking T or your physique completely falls apart. I eat whatever I want, I only focus on getting enough protein, lift and boom! sexy physique. That's it. I think I used to be obsessed with this shit as much you guys did but you really don't have to be after a certain amount mass because the muscles just stay.
>living a little is eating a donut?
I made fun of this fast dude at work for two months. he made a lifestyle change and dropped fifty pounds. I always make comments about fat people to them. I don't give a shit they're barely people.
It’s called a “donut” but don’t mind if I do
I'd eat 2 or 3. I work out hard and am in great shape. Thanks.
But more importantly, I love making fatties sethe when I eat whatever I want and look how I do
ok thanks
I don't give a frick I eat whole cake
If I eat sweets it sure as hell is not going to be some industrial amerishart goyfeed.
I don't like stuff that is sickly sweet like that. It gets to the point where it tastes artificial. I hate stuff like Coca-Cola, hostess pastries, donuts, fruity cereal.
>Yeah aight I'll have one.
>Nothing changes
I don't even want one. It's been so long that shit doesn't even look appealing to me.
No thanks
>take it and eat it like a glutton with sweet tooth
>but have caloric deficit large enough to cover it
GG no re