>i trim my pubes like 3 times a year
absolutely revolting
I shave every second or third day and trim everything around my dick once a week.
Can't imagine going months growing a disgusting smelly unhygienic bush.
if your girl doesn't enjoy your smell she doesn't really like you.
realised this when my gf said she enjoyed the smell of my sweaty body when i've literally had dudes tell me to go take a shower at work when the AC wasn't working.
>if your girl doesn't like you being a greasy unhygienic smelly Black person she doesn't really like you
the shit you virgins comes up with i swear
9 months ago
Anonymous
My girlfriend literally will not stop smelling my armpits when I get back from the gym. She does this thing where she buries her face against my chest and closes her eyes as she takes a big sniff. It’s very cute.
9 months ago
Anonymous
She sounds like some weird ugly freak fetishist
Similar to guys who like women taking a shit in them
Not normal
9 months ago
Anonymous
>smelling pits is the same as eating shit
Just announce you are an incel
9 months ago
Anonymous
I have a girlfriend she doesn’t smell my sweaty armpits because she is a normal hot girl, not an ugly freak fetishist
9 months ago
Anonymous
>I have a girlfriend she doesn’t smell my sweaty armpits
this is why slampigs suck, can't do missionary and so you don't learn basic truths about sex(armpit sniffing is an essential part).
Or occam's razor - you're lying and have never had sex.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>imagine being proud of your gf not being attracted to you
this. same with women. when you can smell some BO on a young pretty girl, it's literally the best smell in the world, if it's a fat girl or an old woman it's the most offputting smell imaginable
cleaning them up so theres no stray hairs is fine but shaping your eyebrows and making them super clean not only looks really gay but apparently it’s literally a signal for homosexuals that you’re a gay >t.fell for that meme
>make sure there are no hairs in between
pic very related - hygiene/grooming are psyops to convince ugly dudes they need to be metrosexuals and spend money on crap.
just get a decent haircut/groom facial hair so it doesn't have sludge in it and forget about the rest.
put that same eyebrow on an ugly dude and women will be mocking him or unibrow.
then when that guy trims his unibrow they will mock him for being feminine.
beauty procedures are a genuine scam unless you're already 10/10
>If anyone does that, frick them LMAO.
the POINT is that girls do that and you can't frick them as a result.
women are hyper judgemental of dudes who start using beauty regimes. just look at the comment section of any ugly dude who posts skin care regimes - besides the guys calling him a gay there will always be women saying "eww" in the comments.
If you dont think he got his eyebrows done youre moronic. They just left the shit in the middle bc if they removed it his eyebrows would be far as frick apart
Fit is so fricking gay holy shit
Unironically looks better on the left. Looks overgroomed and artificial on the right, as if that guy tried to imitate his favorite self improvement grifter youtuber eceleb with a rented corvette.
Looks kinda feminine on the right as well.
life isn't a vacuum, ppl are def gonna notice your eyebrows are trimmed when they see you next to an untrimmed.
i guess nowadays you can get away with it by putting they/them in your bio.
Nail polish is 100% homosexual shit. You can make excuses for shaving pubes or even chest hair (that's pretty gay but I can understand it). Nail polish is absolutely, 100%, without fail queer.
>If anyone does that, frick them LMAO.
the POINT is that girls do that and you can't frick them as a result.
women are hyper judgemental of dudes who start using beauty regimes. just look at the comment section of any ugly dude who posts skin care regimes - besides the guys calling him a gay there will always be women saying "eww" in the comments.
cleaning them up so theres no stray hairs is fine but shaping your eyebrows and making them super clean not only looks really gay but apparently it’s literally a signal for homosexuals that you’re a gay >t.fell for that meme
>plucking unibrow is fine but nothing else >ok just pluck a few stray hairs and anything else is gay
How do you cope this bad? That's literally what plucking is. You're gay.
You can do anytrhing if you're attractive. Women are making fun of Chad's skin care routine? Idiot. It's only hideous incels. ANd 90% of women won't even care nowadays either way
My eyebrows are so thin that they are almost invisible. I would have to go to a salon and get fake eyebrows or use minoxidil and micro-needle them. They would just end up looking homosexual. That is not the effect that I am going for.
Very homosexual behavior.
so you do a bi-daily skin care routine/trim pubes/workout for aesethtics, get a ahaircut, etc but stop at your eyebrows - why?
Because it’s gay
seems like you're the one who's bi daily lmao
>this homosexual gets two haircuts a day
that'd be semi-daily. bi-daily would be once every two days
i trim my pubes like 3 times a year
granted im a KHV but still
>i trim my pubes like 3 times a year
absolutely revolting
I shave every second or third day and trim everything around my dick once a week.
Can't imagine going months growing a disgusting smelly unhygienic bush.
I'm glad your boyfriend likes it.
if your girl doesn't enjoy your smell she doesn't really like you.
realised this when my gf said she enjoyed the smell of my sweaty body when i've literally had dudes tell me to go take a shower at work when the AC wasn't working.
>if your girl doesn't like you being a greasy unhygienic smelly Black person she doesn't really like you
the shit you virgins comes up with i swear
My girlfriend literally will not stop smelling my armpits when I get back from the gym. She does this thing where she buries her face against my chest and closes her eyes as she takes a big sniff. It’s very cute.
She sounds like some weird ugly freak fetishist
Similar to guys who like women taking a shit in them
Not normal
>smelling pits is the same as eating shit
Just announce you are an incel
I have a girlfriend she doesn’t smell my sweaty armpits because she is a normal hot girl, not an ugly freak fetishist
>I have a girlfriend she doesn’t smell my sweaty armpits
this is why slampigs suck, can't do missionary and so you don't learn basic truths about sex(armpit sniffing is an essential part).
Or occam's razor - you're lying and have never had sex.
>imagine being proud of your gf not being attracted to you
this. same with women. when you can smell some BO on a young pretty girl, it's literally the best smell in the world, if it's a fat girl or an old woman it's the most offputting smell imaginable
>I shave every second or third day and trim everything around my dick once a week.
Gotta get that peach fuzz off, huh?
shaving pubes? thats homosexual shit? you get your ass waxed to for your boyfriend homo?
cleaning them up so theres no stray hairs is fine but shaping your eyebrows and making them super clean not only looks really gay but apparently it’s literally a signal for homosexuals that you’re a gay
>t.fell for that meme
i dont do any of that, ur a gay lol
imagine using any makeup or skin shit and not cutting ur own hair
kys
>cutting ur own hair
NTA but post hair now i need a laugh
Filthy Frank became a homosexual pop idol, what's your point?
this homie sold out completely, remember when he was mocking the type of singer/rapper that he became https://youtu.be/H6iefP8lf3o
didn't he flop completely? he wouldn't have failed so hard if he kept with the filthy frank shtick
Yeah just make sure there are no hairs in-between. Why would someone use min on eyebrows?
>make sure there are no hairs in between
pic very related - hygiene/grooming are psyops to convince ugly dudes they need to be metrosexuals and spend money on crap.
just get a decent haircut/groom facial hair so it doesn't have sludge in it and forget about the rest.
I was talking about the unibrow thing. Pitt obviously has some hairless space between.
put that same eyebrow on an ugly dude and women will be mocking him or unibrow.
then when that guy trims his unibrow they will mock him for being feminine.
beauty procedures are a genuine scam unless you're already 10/10
Eh, you can't be called feminine just because you take care of yourself. If anyone does that, frick them LMAO.
>If anyone does that, frick them LMAO.
the POINT is that girls do that and you can't frick them as a result.
women are hyper judgemental of dudes who start using beauty regimes. just look at the comment section of any ugly dude who posts skin care regimes - besides the guys calling him a gay there will always be women saying "eww" in the comments.
If you dont think he got his eyebrows done youre moronic. They just left the shit in the middle bc if they removed it his eyebrows would be far as frick apart
Fit is so fricking gay holy shit
>hey mr brad pitt we did your eyebrows but left them looking scraggly at the outer edges and a slight unibrow in the middle
Unironically looks better on the left. Looks overgroomed and artificial on the right, as if that guy tried to imitate his favorite self improvement grifter youtuber eceleb with a rented corvette.
Looks kinda feminine on the right as well.
life isn't a vacuum, ppl are def gonna notice your eyebrows are trimmed when they see you next to an untrimmed.
i guess nowadays you can get away with it by putting they/them in your bio.
what am I a gay Hollywood actor?
Why are you posting your homosexual haircare routine on the fitness board?
brownoids are funny
Let me guess, nail pill next?
even as a kid with no indoctrination i used to think nailpolish on guys was weird.
now it genuinely weirds me out and makes me suspicious
Nail polish is 100% homosexual shit. You can make excuses for shaving pubes or even chest hair (that's pretty gay but I can understand it). Nail polish is absolutely, 100%, without fail queer.
>tfw eyebrowcel
Goahead without me boys... it's over for me.....
Literally looks exactly the same. This is woman behavior
Plucking anything besides the unibrow as a man is cringe.
>plucking unibrow is fine but nothing else
>ok just pluck a few stray hairs and anything else is gay
How do you cope this bad? That's literally what plucking is. You're gay.
You can do anytrhing if you're attractive. Women are making fun of Chad's skin care routine? Idiot. It's only hideous incels. ANd 90% of women won't even care nowadays either way
left looks better
looks better on the left
>plucking eyebrows
You are about to learn the bad way why women have to buy their eyebrows and eyelashes
My eyebrows are so thin that they are almost invisible. I would have to go to a salon and get fake eyebrows or use minoxidil and micro-needle them. They would just end up looking homosexual. That is not the effect that I am going for.
don't need to, I'm a spaniard medchad so I only need to pluck my monobrow, the rest is unplucked and looks clean and grug as frick