How bad are parasites? Are they in our guts?
I have had a few friends recommend a parasite cleanse. I think I'm gonna do it, any recommendations?
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How bad are parasites? Are they in our guts? I have had a few friends recommend a parasite cleanse.
they make you gay
cleanses, that is, they're nearly always 'now pump several litres of coffee up your ass (for no discernible reason)'
It's because coffee up the bum makes you shed your intestinal lining which morons mistake for worms.
worm detected.
You got me
>parasite cleanse
what makes you think this is beneficial?
You're gonna shed and shit out your intestinal lining if you do some meme cleanse
It just comes back though. Your intestinal lining is constantly regenerating, however sometimes biofilms form and some parasites like pinworms becomes too large and common for your normal immune response to expel them. That's why people all over the world (except wh*toids) de-worm with meds and do meme stuff to shidd them out semi-regularly.
You're like a parasite but you keep me alive
You're like a parasite, I really need you to stay
Your doctor can get you lab tested for them and give you proper treatment if they’re even there
I’m all for taking control of your health but to take some random israeli herbal liquids to kill a parasite you imagined was there isn’t any better than trusting some random israeli doctor to kill parasites he told you is there.
The only difference is the doctor can be somewhat held accountable for fricking you up afterwards
Use wormwood, clove, black walnut combo like this
On top of that eat garlic, drink lemon juice and eat a banana. Eat some pumpkin seeds too. Also do fasting for 16 hours everyday
What makes you think you have parasites?
Studies show most people have them
Unless you live in an undeveloped country parasites are a non-issue. I live in suburbia and we’ve even exterminated mosquitoes here for the most part.
If you do live in the third world consult your local shaman.
Nope parasites are a big problem in first world countries too nimrod
America is not a first world country.
Parasites affect you too euro
if you wanna cleanse just fast for 3 days, that resets everything...but you want the easy way so eat da bugs
Drink a lot of bleach, that'll kill them all.
There is nothing wrong with parasites.
In fact they are great help if you are looking to lose weight
This isn't true in most cases, they rob you of vital nutrition and contribute to non-functional adipose build up. Literally a dysgenic scam.
I always wondered why Indians turned out the way they did like in an evolutionary way you know bros. Just what happened to pay a people so low. These worms, which are far more varied and dangerous there contributed to their unfortunate state. That's why they are usually vegetarian and can blast diarrhea at will, and so obsessed with poop and surrounded by death and disease. This diet and way of being was their way to "solve" the wyrm menace. A ruined and terrible form of life.
Depends. I had an amebic-parasitic infection in my cornea. Had to take moron-strength antiparasitics (miltefosine) for 2 months and my liver and kidneys took a heavy hit didn't quite turn yellow and start pissing blood, but it was enough to scare my doctor. I'm still recovering from that. While taking it, I ended up killing a tapeworm I didn't even know I had. That part was funny when I shat it out and thought it was undigested spaghetti.
Tape worms will keep you skinny for life. Only downsides is that potentially while shitting you may feel its tail wiggle out and have to wait for it to go back up inside, otherwise you'll have an itchy ass the rest of the day while it's wiggling around and sticking out. Also there's a small chance that it can migrate to your brain and have serious complications and death, but those are pretty rare.
There's no evidence that shedding your intestinal lining is bad for you. The up tick in colon cancer is largely caused by gay anal sex and STDs.