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Does anyone else go to libraries and bookstores hoping to meet cute bookworm girls?
yeah, but only so I can follow them home
Every day they're open. I'm on first name basis with the whole library staff. I've gotten a few dates out of it but they're a bit skiddish have to notice you a few times first.
Yes, to goon and check their reading habits and patterns. Then I get me and my buddies in an unmarked van and we "go on vacation" with them. We send them back of course, they never tell anyone.
You goon in the library?
Better believe it.
you dont?
>Read
>close the book just before understanding the main point
>repeat
>let israeli ideals control you
>you love it
>so many thoughts to process
>so many interesting perspectives you've never seen before
>do this little b***h nerd face
When I was in college I fell for this meme and would carry a copy of Infinite Jest around campus with the cover facing out so everyone could read it hoping one of these girls would see it and fall madly in love with me. Needless to say it didn't work.
QRD on the book?
It's gibberish that pseuds think is some sort of masterpiece. They will respond to this post with "filtered". Read Blood Meridian.
For me it's Hypersphere
How does someone go about reading books?
English is my third language but I usually don't have trouble understanding it outside of books.
I've tried reading lots of books and I simply don't understand some of them (Blood meridian being one of them).
I haven't completely read it yet but everyone I talk to claims it's one of the best books ever. How do I enjoy it?
I did read Brothers Karamzova and thought it was really good.
I tried reading some of Yukio Mishima and I couldn't understand them well either
Don't waste your time on post-modern works unless they're translated to your native language.
Wat zijn de talen die je kent?
It's hard to place honestly. Books are often written in a very different mode than spoken or even casually written English. Shit like social media posts are purely conversational, and even news articles are intended to be very matter-of-fact and unambiguous. Book authors will take license to structure figurative language in a very subjective way, which often breaks grammar conventions and stuff. Even for native speakers who don't read a lot, some books can be challenging for this very reason. You almost have to train yourself on dumber stuff like young adult fiction to ease yourself into more heady stuff.
As an English first language reader, I found Blood Meridian very difficult. I finished it and really enjoyed some parts, but a good majority of the book was a slog. The archaic language choices and prose are part of the "greatness" but make it inaccessible. Start with more simple stuff. I just finished Stoner by John Williams and loved it. Simple language, beautiful prose, and short. Try that next, maybe.
Overly flowery and descriptive language to describe mundane bullshit. It has you flick to the headhotes at the back of the book constantly to read pointless footnotes, which is the 'jest' of the book.
Characters are mostly boring and it spends a long time building them up till suddenly they all link akd you're like 'omg, they link up!!...but why is this impressive?'. David Foster Wallace was a pretentious gaygit who loved nothing more than the sound of his own voice, talking coffee shop philosophy and wearing gimmicky outfits like ugly shirts, headbands and round le quirky glasses.
Ended up anheroing after shit with his ex wife because he was an overly emotional nutcase.
That's the jest
too real
I got it in hs and only the complement I got was from a blue haired teacher.
“Infinite Jest bros” is literally a meme. Not that the book is bad but because its fanboys are pseuds who use to flaunt their brainlet takes. It’s like one tier above Camus bros
I figure paint so I meet qt artist b***hes there.
bitches dont care about finger painting you absolute mong
Wrong, shit like this. This shit gets hoes wet. Not my work btw.
I do too but I draw futa
May I see it?
Show us.
I asked out the cute tiny redhead bookstore assistant but she had a boyfriend. I was so nervous I almost puked but I couldn't help but smile the whole day because I overcame my anxiety. Thanks Marcus Aurelius that I just picked up (I hyped myself up because I thought it would be stoic to not give a frick and go ask her)
It's pronounced stow-ick, not stoike you fricking loser
That book is literally why you got rejected. It’s a red flag
I go to the library and read because I like to dunk on the pencil-neck dweebs that think being intelligent and being strong are mutually exclusive.
I kneel
You are doing God's work
>Look like picrel
>Bookworm girls don’t like me
>Normie girls don’t like me
Guess I’ll just kill myself.
routine?
PFFFFFFFFFFFT, uh, no? That would be ridiculous. Especially if you specifically hung around the manga and philosophy sections, that would just be downright silly.
Either you're asian looking for a weeb race traitor or you're a white cuck looking for a weeb that has race mixed with asian guys.
she's not a cute bookworm, she's just browsing stores and taking pictures
I heard that’s what Elliot Rodgers did
didn't he go around expecting women to come up to him like an anime protagonist, and then he went mad when they didn't?
>meet cute bookworm girls?
Why would I want to meet a buncha nerds lol
They don't exist.
in high school i always went once in awhile to barnes and nobles and other book stores to see if there were any cute girls. but i went to hs in houston their are no cute girls in fricking houston. just spics, nigs, viets, and flips.
It's too big when it stops looking natural.
>= 30 BMI, doesn't matter if you're 5% bodyfat or 40%
This girl has a powershitter boyfriend. She was ready to cheat with me 100%. I'm 6'1 11%ish bf lean. Lean with muscle definition is the way to go.
Can I really meet chicks in a library? I’ve never done it considering I get all my books from Amazon so I figured most chicks my age would be doing the same.
also I need to know, public library or some shit like Barnes and Noble’s?
B&N also attracts girls who Enjoy Buying Things so just know you've got a chance of landing an expensive relationship.
I grew up with a parent in the library system, so I've spent a lot of time there. The girls who frequent the libraries are usually proto-librarians themselves. If you like that kind of girl, go for it. Usually frugal and usually quiet -- if you find a good one they're p good wife material.
Oh and you want to attend the -events- the library puts on - most bookworms don't hang in the library, they show up to trade books and they're outta there. It's the events that bring them in and encourage socialization. They're usually free, start attending and you'll quickly recognize regulars.
>I grew up with a parent in the library system
What a moronic way of saying “my mom worked at the library,” it’s not the prison system anon
Yes, they all look like Velma though.
I lift to intimidate women like this and, if need be, physically dominate them into submission. Somebody has to do it, since most "men" are too impotent to do a goddamn thing when a woman steps out of line. Frick, most men are too scared to even make eye contact with a woman. No wonder they're walking all over us.
Example: women wear clothes in the gym or elsewhere in public to attract attention and show off their bodies and then shut men down when they give the attention. Most men play the game the way women want it to be played, the same way women want all their games to be played: with the woman coming out on top and the men losing. These same men think they win because they didn't get #MeToo'd by her because they were respectful and averted their eyes like good little cuckboys.
I refuse to abide. I stare. I make faces of disgust at them. I approach them and make comments: respectful but firm. The look on their faces and in their eyes and body language is priceless. I humiliate them in public and it feels great. They simply do not expect to be called out on their shit in 2023, and I do it, and it blows their mind. This wasn't supposed to happen! All their loose, tattooed, pierced, used-up prostitute girlfriends said they should do it and there were no consequences! Then she goes home and wallows in her humiliation for days, weeks, months even. I know first hand because I've dated many women. Boys fail to comprehend just how easily women are influenced and how insecure they are under their micrometer-thin bad-b***h facade.
My muscular build gives credence to my disapproval, it helps ensure they know I mean business, and it also is a great asset when I'm dating a woman and she's out of line. Multiple women have, without fail, allowed me to slap them into submission when they get out of line and are manipulative, or dishonest, or otherwise unladylike. And most of these women have directly admitted it turns them on and they've gotten wet after I've hit them!
Try it.
Yes, I will hit women. Thank you.
This feels like I'm replying to copypasta but frick it.
Women did _not_ respect me when I was weak and they sure as shit do now. They get off on being a little afraid - all the murder podcasts and jump scare movies are tailor made for this.
I ain't ballsy enough to slap a b***h tho
This is a classic from 2020 my man it is copypasta but somehow everytime I see it it b8s well
Greetings from Kazakhstan
Incel hands typed this post
I'll try it.
Pretty much anything past the natty limit
When it comes to tiddies, there is no such thing as too big.
I love huge tiddy girls so much bros.
>How big is too big?
BMI>25 is "overweight".
BMI>30 is "obese".
However, it would appear that excess muscle mass is more harmful than excess fat mass, if we go by death statistics amongst bodybuilders compared to regular sedentary fat normies.
arms bigger than 40cm
weight more than 110kg
it's over
whats up with you gobu, seems like you want more attention and are posting more than usual
It's hilarious to me that all your problems, literally all of them, would be solved if you stopped eating and yet you don't
Her face would still be busted.
Trust me, I'm a master at evaluating fat faces.
>mental illness: the picture
why do you attentionprostitute, you despicable vulgar hog?
To ask why do women attentionprostitute, is to ask why do leaves fall.
most hoes understand that in order to recieve attention, they'd need to bring something to the table. the only thing this sow brings to the table is more food
>give the attention prostitute attention
>ahhh why do you keep doing that
How fricking moronic do you have to be to have the choice to be either a hot girl or a fat one and choose fat. Your failure to put the spoon down is an indictment of humanity as a whole.
>those amphibian fingers
why are brown "people" like this
If you want to attract women then any lifting is too much
If you want to attract gay men then there's no limit
Muscles are the domain of literal homosexuals
Women hate them
TRUTH
Anytime you see the tryhard petite girl that's all cutesy and shit she wants a fat gross guy to rape her not like literally but like you know what I mean and those girls never just have sex with you you they want you to push them it's I hate these people it just feels dirty
looks like that junkie prostitute that would shoot up heroin and get beat on by loser 18 year old edgelord and 44 year old pedophile boyfriends that IST simped over
not the israeli asmr girl right?
Natty limit at 12-15% bodyfat is the ideal male physique. Being leaner than that makes you look like a human boner and causes hormonal problems, being fatter makes you look pudgy and having more muscle mass makes you look like a tumor. Having too much muscle mass also prevents you from running properly.
I hope you don't think Eric was natty in that pic.
You can safely assume ever since his "stay natty" video that Eric has been pinning.
Does this dude actually claim natty, or is it just his moronic followers claiming it for him?
>How big is too big?
more than ~7.5” length gets into “poking her too much” territory
more than ~5.5” girth gets into “no BJs” territory, and more than ~6” girth gets into “no quickies” territory
but it always depends on the woman
Too accurate
t. 8" long 7" girth
she's perfect size