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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat da gabagool

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill the dons of the Five Families in a single day whoops wrong movie sorry.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can I get an actual answer please?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't workout, he's fat.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        literally has a home gym in the basement, plays golf, and fricks for hours at a time several times per week. also swims and fishes and beats up other grown men. women dont want twinks.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          the actor died of a heart attack, probably didn't work out as he got fatter and judging by his swing thats just an act too t. 8.2 handicap

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >plays golf
          Golf requires 0 athleticism to play

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have an emotionally neglectful and abusive mother. Get into industry where you make a lot of money. Use money to try and buy love you never received from mother. Gabagool until failure.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be born with similar genetics and don't exercise.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    He isn't even fat wtf

    That's not how I remember this show

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets way fatter around season 4 this pic is from season 1 i think he was nearly 300lbs in the later seasons he looks about 230 here

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, makes sense.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      American standards

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      He gets way fatter around season 4 this pic is from season 1 i think he was nearly 300lbs in the later seasons he looks about 230 here

      Actually it's season 4. "Whitecaps".
      He's already quite fat there but he's not the blimp he would become by S6.
      The lighting and photography make him look not that bad just in this frame.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      ohh say can you seeeeeee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IIRC the pilot was filmed a year or two ahead of the rest of season 1, and that scene is from the pilot. In addition, Gandolfini got fatter and fatter as the series progressed. By the end he was vito-tier with the massive fricking pregnancy belly. In the pilot he's still obviously fat but only """normal""" fat

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        OP's pic is from S4 "Whitecaps".
        Picrel is literally the pilot. Gandolfini was always fat (230 -280) in the sopranos. Like an ad for a weight loss center "before and way before".
        Maybe it's the lack of fitness around or the abstract shapes or something that makes people see an obese dago as some sort of reasonable fitness goal.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he got progressively fatter as the show went on. He only looked like the op during season 1. He would apparently eat all the food in those scenes where he was at restaurants and if there were multiple takes they’d bring out more food and eat that too. It was mostly pasta and bread he was eating in the show also.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    eat beef and sausage by the frickin' carload

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bench pressing and oblique training. You can see an ab there btw

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    3x300 pounds of rigatoni a week

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never have the makings of a varsity athlete

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Play football in high school then stop working out for a long time. Periodically pick it back up for a couple of months until you get tired of it.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      but he wasn't a varsity athlete

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bench press once every 6 weeks and spaghetti

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    be fat and surround yourself with manlets

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    starting strength
    permabulking
    no cardio

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gabagool and whatever happened there

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard a lot of women say they think tony is hot, why??

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      because he's daddy

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >violent
      >has money
      >has charisma
      >aggressively pursues
      >facial aesthetics of a Hollywood leading man (just hidden under fat)

      Pretty obvious

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >food scene
    >*klink klink klink*
    >*scratch scratch scratch*

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      don't forget the ASMR heavy breathing between bites of food

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        That drove me crazy but at the same time it was authentic and always created some sort of tension.

        I've heard a lot of women say they think tony is hot, why??

        He's rich from his dealings as a violent mob boss. Women see hotness as what they can get from a guy, not his looks.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's fat as shit but you can see a faint six pack
    someone explain this to me

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      IDK about Gandolfini himself but in lore Tony did play football and in his youth was at least partially athletic if we take Carmella's dirty talk with him truthfully.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I get that Tony is strong and actually does lift weights in his basement (there's that one ep where he's benching and grunting during the night). What I don't get is how he's that fat but you can still see an outline of his abs. Very strange fat distribution.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm fat as shit (222 and 5'10) and I have a decent outline already. It comes down to actual body composition as well as like you said, fat distribution.

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