How do sorority girls stay thin when they eat junk and drink so much?

How do sorority girls stay thin when they eat junk and drink so much?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sex burns a lot of calories

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sex burns a lot of calories

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >world's largest Fleshlight gets used 7 times a day
        I doubt she's doing a lot of moving anon

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Heavy.com

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      sore muscles I assume.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they're young, give em a some years you'll be surprised

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Average TDEE doesn't even start decreasing until you're 30 and doesn't even fall 10% until the time you're 60. You're fat because you eat too much, not "metabolism."

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ah yes, the fairy magic that is your body counting calories! Completely removed from all logic and actual biology, apparently. Why not eat plutonium? That will apparently make you fat according to the hump-backed wretched skinnyfat calorie cultists!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. college freshman who failed thermodynamics

          always next semester bud

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because plutonium has 0 grams of fat, 0 grams of carbs, 0 grams of protein, and 0 grams of alcohol. Calories are just a way of measuring these 4 things.

          But I guess you’re just going to pretend that you don’t know what the body can digest and extract energy from.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that's true but then you're just getting at a different explanation for the same thing.

        A thin woman can eat shit for years because gaining 3-5 lbs a year is barely noticeable for a good while. And, once shit gets stressful in college and she's not always able to be active or get on food she starts eating more shit and not moving

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is how it happens. A 20-year-old girl who's only been eating crap for 2 years just hasn't been doing it long enough for her bad habits to catch up to her.

          Ah yes, the fairy magic that is your body counting calories! Completely removed from all logic and actual biology, apparently. Why not eat plutonium? That will apparently make you fat according to the hump-backed wretched skinnyfat calorie cultists!

          You're fat and stupid. Even your absurd example doesn't invalidate his claim.
          >Swallow plutonium: 10^13 calories in or something
          >Shit out plutonium 8 hours later: 10^13 calories out
          >Assuming you didn't die from radiation poisoning, your weight did not change

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Average TDEE starts dropping after 25, not 30. You noticed the drop at 30, not at 25-29.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/6QYCJYX.jpg

      How do sorority girls stay thin when they eat junk and drink so much?

      Girls, especially in middle/upper-middle class aspirational families are encouraged to be ridiculously active these days. This is more than just about hobbies and extracurricular activity. The point is that every metric indicates worse outcomes for girls who go through puberty early, and the most reliable way to delay puberty (and especially menarche) is to stay thin. Parents and paediatricians have this mindset. So lots of girls have gotten the habit of being extremely physically active at a young age, and they carry that forward for a while.

      https://i.imgur.com/25FSN5D.png

      What do you even say to girls this hot?

      Doesn't really matter what you say (they've heard it all before) but how you say it.

      also one reason to get fit is to avoid thoughts like this. when you're so confident in yourself and you think thoughts like "i belong, of course i should be talking to this woman" you stop wondering what to say. it's like how you don't wonder what to say to the ugly old cashier to charm her up

      You don't understand the psychology of schizo spergs, my friend. No amount of "getting fit" is magically going to make them "confident".

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they generally burn/excrete >= the calories they consume

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    they don't, half of them are chubby by junior/senior year
    t. fratstar alum

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's true. I have seen the evolution with my own eyes

      t. college graduate

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The freshman 15 is real

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        and the sophomore 5, and the junior 5, and the senior 5
        When girls go to college they stop exercising and start drinking, terrible combo

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        15 is optimistic. More like freshman 30

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's because there's no healthy choices on campus, it's all fast food/packaged food. Best you can get is Sysco sludge from the eatery (for $12+/day I might add).
        Doesn't help that their parents never taught them how to cook.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They barely consume calories outside of getting drunk then getting drunk food. Also this

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed. Think there was only one sorority out of the 8 on campus that had thin fit girls because they enforced strict dieting and exercise and only recruited creme of the crop thin pretty girls.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. Knew a girl in college who I used to crush over like freshman year. She was perfectly built. Hadn’t seen her in 2 years after but by senior year I happened on her Facebook and she went from a 9/10 to a 0/10. She gained probably 100 pounds, not even exaggerating.

      She wasn’t even like “fat but still smashable” kinda build. Full on FUPA, and arms face and stomach were gross to look at. Was quite a shame she let herself go, she was actually insanely attractive before.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have a good metabolism when you are young and then when you hit the wall at 25 you get fat.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've never met a sorority girl who wasn't fat and/or on psych meds by 30.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >girl
      >30

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat junk
    They eat once a day and it isn't a lot of food
    >drink a lot
    They also do a lot of coke
    But the biggest point,
    >they are young

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      first take is correct
      but they don't drink a lot, they are women, they cannot drink a lot, they just get drunk off 3 juice vodkas and can't stomach any more. hence also not a lot of kcal in

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. coke makes them burn calories that is why coke prostitutes > pot heads.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lol I know quite a few cokeheads that are fat lol

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    These ones are doing some type of cardio and because they're young they don't have to get serious with it, but that won't be long and then they find out you better work to keep at that level or they give up, and most give up for too many reasons I don't feel like explaining.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Trophy wife syndrome

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats it like being in a frat and fricking a new hot loose sorority girl every night?? 🙁

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hot
      lol

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? most of the sorority girls i saw on campus holding events with tables out were smoking. But i went to a party school so maybe thats why.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Don’t they prohibit smoking on campus?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            they were smoking hot not literally smoking cigs.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          what were they smoking, weed or cigarettes?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            black dicks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          to Chad the frat star, they’re just mid girls. step your game up incel

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            what do you mean by that? blackpill says chad's frick frump mid beckys no way hot stacies are mid to them even if they can run through 50 hot stacies in one week.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Your standards are skewed due to your own attractiveness and lack of ability to acquire pussy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                dude what are you saying lol a fit hot young b***h is going to be attractive to hot guys and average guys and ugly guys..

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bro.. check out this smoking sorority girl I saw on campus holding events with tables. What do you even say to girls this hot?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                i hate you people

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                t-that's about how i look..

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Can I smash?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                No I'm a guy I don't know why she looks like me.

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                is it the rocking pair of knockers?

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hahahaha

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game's getting tougher so you better step it up real high.
            While the average Jane might be attracted to the average Joe if she needed to be with him in order to have a fully realized social life, we've created an artificial world in which she doesn't.
            The entitlement of ugly girls today is so unbelievable, they will treat even the chadest men as mid because they see themselves better than men today, and they've got the big house of political correctness behind them telling them so.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Wise words. Every woman views them self as the prize and wants to be treated as such.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Your standards are skewed due to your own attractiveness and lack of ability to acquire pussy

            No they're not. Chad the D1 quarterback at my school married one of these right out of school for instance
            You are incel, but

            what do you mean by that? blackpill says chad's frick frump mid beckys no way hot stacies are mid to them even if they can run through 50 hot stacies in one week.

            is right. High value girls do not get pump and dumped. Look at that one girl who wrote about and rated all the athlete chads she was banging. That is what your classic chad-bicycle looks like

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              incel hands typed this. no one cares about your fantasy novels. you ate lunch in the bathroom stall

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          HURR DURR WERE THEY ON FIRE

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s great if your a Chad in the football frat and get to frick the Stacies in Theta. But I was in DTD and we had to settle for the DGs who were mostly frumpy.
      It really is paying for friends and includes a bunch of homosexual secret society LARPing and hazing; would not recommend it. You’re better off goofymaxxing and fricking art hoes

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        can manlets play football?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          not anymore

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No.

          I mean, they're physically capable, they're just not allowed.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >You’re better off goofymaxxing and fricking art hoes
        This should be in the fricking sticky

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if your a Chad
        Spoiler alert: this guy was not a Chad. He was the guy getting pegged by fatties.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Huh. ΔΓs were the fittest sorority at my campus, full of hyper feminine stacies.
        The sororities that recruited all the leftovers were ΑΟΠ and ΑΦ
        Guess that demographics and superiority changes depending on the campus.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Zetas and gammas were the hottest followed by a chi o then all the other sororities were trash.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >DTD

        Have some respect for your own fraternity. DTD has a lot of large, popular chapters. Just because you’re a weirdo doesn’t mean the entire organization is made up of weirdos who can’t pull.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Constant study and diligently attending lectures.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      College and universities are just marxist indoctrination camps right now, maybe not STEM.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I just started university last week.
        I had one of my first lectures today, where the professor called Marxism "Secular Judaism", I had to hold back a laugh at that unintentional redpill. I've never thought of it that way until now, but it lines up completely.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm using that one. Thanks

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I did civil engineering and my transportation engineering professor started the first class with a slide on how traffic laws were racist in the 50s

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/1nKujHn.png

        I just started university last week.
        I had one of my first lectures today, where the professor called Marxism "Secular Judaism", I had to hold back a laugh at that unintentional redpill. I've never thought of it that way until now, but it lines up completely.

        College is shit, but I actually just started a PhD, and grad school is even worse. The wokest shit I've ever heard. Almost every single fricking conversation is some shit about race or disinformation or shitting on muh "flyover states". I'm literally hearing about this shit multiple times a day. Moreover, most of the other PhD students besides myself are richgays who went to private schools and country clubs growing up, and talk about how all their travels all over the world, at the same time that they're b***hing about society and muh social justice and acting like they're making the world a better place with their moronic woke scholarship.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    College is just another welfare office for women like this to think they're living in Jane Austen's Hartwell House.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    bulimia and all the momentum from being young

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The ones that eat too much are fat. The ones that aren't fat don't eat that much. How the frick are you this stupid?

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol bro girls will eat a fricking cracker and call it a "girl's dinner"

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you even say to girls this hot?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      you approach them with a huge smile and say whatever babble comes to your mind. they won't respect you if you care about their reaction. the harder you think the worse it gets

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man, cut the shit. Don't act like you're beneath speaking to a woman.

        also one reason to get fit is to avoid thoughts like this. when you're so confident in yourself and you think thoughts like "i belong, of course i should be talking to this woman" you stop wondering what to say. it's like how you don't wonder what to say to the ugly old cashier to charm her up

        Needed to read this, thanks Anons.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What you would say to an ugly girl.
      >inb4 I've never spoken to an ugly girl before

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Man, cut the shit. Don't act like you're beneath speaking to a woman.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        As an alpha male, when I direct my attention on a woman, it’s ok if she’s not interested - however, if she is, she’s mine and there is no sharing with another man - that’s it.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          please be real

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      also one reason to get fit is to avoid thoughts like this. when you're so confident in yourself and you think thoughts like "i belong, of course i should be talking to this woman" you stop wondering what to say. it's like how you don't wonder what to say to the ugly old cashier to charm her up

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Confidence is only a bonus if you're already attractive

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          there's a bit of chicken and egg with it sometimes. but even if you're ugly, there are times where delusional confidence makes women think "is he rich or something? what am i missing?"

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            No there isn't you're delusional and live in La La Land

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              i feel sorry for you if you haven't experienced it i guess. women love confidence

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ugly man with confidence pulls more women than a Chad D1 athlete who’s shy

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                and all you have to do is go out twice and have a night where you're feeling relaxed and good and a night where you're tight and in your own head. the difference in the way women will treat you is night and day

              • 9 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can relax when I’m dead it’s a doggy dog world and I won’t be caught lacking

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          This kind of thinking leaves out there's other ways of leveling the playing field.
          Confidence is a malleable force.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I smell strong fricking perfume in here, damn that's strong...

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ma'am? MA'AM? PLEASE REDEEM!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bloody bastard female sir redeem my 4" desi penis in your vagene

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2 inch

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >“Do you smell tuna? Hey how often do you wash your towels? Your hair looks small today.”
      It’s that simple

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every sorority has a female orbit that tries to introduce men to her friends. Find out who that girl is, and you're in the game.

      t. once inivted to smash a waiting random chick out of nowhere by knowing the chick's friend. She literally told me to go get her. One of the most based moments of my life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        disgusting

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          When I go in, I go in like Indiana Jones

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Did you also exit like Indiana Jones, I.e. running down the stairs away from a rolling sphere

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Fedora hat and a whip?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      just be black

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Porn addicts fetish aside, white girls mostly date white men. Get help friend, I pity you.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They unironically collect gay black men like accessories
        It’s really very bizarre

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You don’t want a girl like her.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Be friends with their dads.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Well you can't act like they're the prize.
      That's for sure.
      If they gave in to everyone who does, they'd frick every man in their lives.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Become(Think like) pic rel

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Become(Think like) pic rel

          You can just delete your post when you forget the image instead of replying to yourself like a fool

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally anything because she is with turbo chad and you don't need to have expectations

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you are not attractive it doesn't matter, if you are attractive it doesn't matter

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      hand her a note with your chess.com challenge link and casually walk backwards with confidence

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >chess.com
        That's one way to give her the ick. Everyone who's cool is playing on lichess.org.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          no these roasties've never heard of lichess.org kek

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No you fricking dweeb, thots are chess.com only

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Do you like Chipotle?"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You treat them like they’re everybody else and they worship you. The fact that you think there’s something different you need to say to them speaks volumes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      "Whats up bigfoot?"

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's very fricking simple (I speak with experience):
      "Hey girl, I'm the real deal. The alpha dawg. You and me are going to have sex - it's going to be consensual, and it's going to be rad. Now please, take off your clothes, and prepare for a REALLY good time."
      Be both assertive and clear with your intentions, while making sure you don't scare them (god forbid). They love that.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just frickin' talk to 'em. Goddamn.
      Talk about stupid bullshit.

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don’t eat actually.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Young women should have zero issues with fat thanks to their biology.

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Confidence is caused by a lack of introspection

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't eat a lot. Also young people at their peak health have good metabolism, especially tall girls. Tall athlethic girls with skinny faces have slightly higher testosterone, short girls have slighly more estrogen and are usually more curvy because of that.
    Testosterone helps height growth during puberty and metabolism iirc, but someone please correct me on that if I'm wrong.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have one data point to share
    >notice blonde thin qt in some of my freshmen classes at a large uni
    >she’s hot woodbury etc
    >classic sorority type to a T
    >move on with life but remember her face
    >fast forward 2 years, she’s in my study abroad program
    >takes me 2 weeks to realize it’s her
    >she’s so fat her jaw has disappeared
    >face is combination of cheeks + neck
    >realize this might be the same person
    >confirm by stalking her Facebook that it’s her
    >ofuk.jpg
    She was very nice towards me on the trip. I was pretty autistic with girls back then but she wasn’t an ass towards me. Even wrote me a nice note when my grandpa passed (rip). She ended up losing the weight by ceasing to drink so much. Then she went and got gay lip fillers so she could do duck face on instagram after she lost the weight and got hot again. Oh well

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They go out of bounds so quick and easily.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good morning I hate lip fillers

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      rip to the grandpa

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      RIP to your grandfather. He would not have understood the thots of today!

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aids

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They all have chronic stomach and bowel issues, with persistent bouts of not feeling well and needing to lie down. The subject persists this behavior and seems to be unaware of their own condition or that they have inflicted it upon themselves. The subject experiences these delusions and will usually become agitated if confronted. Individuals living with such an inflicted person shall play along and avoid further agitating the patient.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They chide each other into anorexic thinking for the days they're not partying. Their bodies will remember the suffering and bloat the moment they give up this behavior, thoughever. All of you drinking alcohol and eating sneed oil and sweet junk food need to know that the metabolism's greatest asset is your liver and you're killing it. Your arbitrary age definitions of the "wall" is generally when fatty liver begins to show its effects

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you spot fatty liver?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        when the woman gets a bloated teardrop shaped lower belly from her innards swelling & fattening up

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eating disorder

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would assume the attractive ones are on the sports teams

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine suppresses appetite.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are skinny fat and they catch 5 colds per winter.
    They don't drink water, the only meat they eat is penis and their main source of fuel is pumpkin spice latte and processed food.

    They straighten out their absolute shit way of living only if a man instructs them.

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black person cum is highly metabolic esp when taken veganally

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the shitskins are seething again

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm white I only see girls like this with black guys irl every single one never seen a white girl with a white guy sometimes see black guys wirh a harem of dozens of blonde women

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm white
          you wish

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Blah blah blah homie every single interracial couple consists of either a mid white guy and a top 10% black girl or a fat bottom 10% white woman and a black guy. The cases that you homies make demoralization seem like just don’t exist. The top 10% of black men take the bottom 10% of white women, and you’re just seething about it. Lol. Lmao even.

            The bottom 1% of black guys walk around with 10/10 girls white girls cant resist bbc they all have huge wieners man

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Lol you just know this brown guy got himself a fat gross white woman and is pretending that he got himself something worthwhile.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              Thats just hypergamy and golddigging it has nothing to do with being black

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Blah blah blah homie every single interracial couple consists of either a mid white guy and a top 10% black girl or a fat bottom 10% white woman and a black guy. The cases that you homies make demoralization seem like just don’t exist. The top 10% of black men take the bottom 10% of white women, and you’re just seething about it. Lol. Lmao even.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >source: my ass
            meanwhile mulatto kids are on the rise, do the math moron, Black folk are taking over

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          hey chaimowitz goldblatstein, youre supposed to be posting about how Palestinians are subhuman mudslimes now. the bbc spam got put on hold, did you not get the memo?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            im working graveyard shift in china wtf does israel have to do with it

  30. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're young, their body is still growing which uses tremendous amounts of calories. They are not sitting in an office and a car for 10 hours a day. When I was 20 I also ate ridiculous amounts and drank so much alcohol but didn't gain weight. The problem is that uni students suddenly enter the working life, with short (normal) nights and sedentary work, but they keep eating and drinking like before, that's when they get fat

  31. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he fell for social media glamour
    When will people learn to take everything on social media with a massive grain of salt? Fitness influencers are on roids, wholesome channels are marketing for book sales, BMWF couples are israeli propaganda, happy couples are faking it, prank channels use plants and actors

  32. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Soronity girls are always pretty, because those are not the same girls. The current one will get old and fat in few years, but new young girls will replace them. That's how.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Regrettable

  33. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw went to a tech-focused college for a CS degree
    >95% men in every class, 5% uggos
    >some cuties on campus but convince myself to live home to 'save money'
    >zero college social life

    >complete autist friend goes to a state party school and dorms there
    >winds up with a chill gigachad football player roommate
    >describes to me how roommate is bringing b***hes back to the dorm to frick in the bathroom almost nightly
    >even offers to hook my boy up and take him to parties
    >he refuses and stays inside all day

    Having a great job and little college debt is great and all and I didn't mind it at the time, but I really am starting to feel deep regret in hindsight not making the most socially out of my college experience. In some ways I fear it has permanently stunted me as an adult, unable to relate to a core young adult phase of so many of my peers.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      literally same, wish i wasn't so debt-averse and dormed for at least a semester to see what it's like.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What made you this way? for me it was seeing my older sister go live at a big state party school, get a worthless bullshit degree, sink herself into six figure school debt and never get a job in her major.

        The worst part is that I am getting to an age where people are starting to expect me to settle down, when I never even had the chance to go crazy. All of my friends are burnt out and over their college/partying days. All of my co-workers are in their 30's and 40's, have no interest in going on. Life is weird.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What made you this way?
          all my life, my dad has been unemployed and my mom is a nurse at a hospital. we grew up without much money but they did the best they could and i wouldnt have it any other way. when i started college, my mom started getting a lot of health problems, and had a lot of pain. the doctors said that soon she wouldn't be able to work anymore, and if that were to happen we'd lose the house and my younger siblings' lives would be fricked. so i went full autism mode in school so that i could get a job and take care of my family in case my mom couldn't work anymore. i didn't talk to anyone or make friends for the 4 years i was in school, and min-maxed my life to make sure i got a 4.0 gpa, did a shitload of internships and went to every networking event, and ended up with a great job. my mom had a miraculous recovery and she's doing well now, but i have a good career and i'd be able to step in and take care of the family if she ever wants/needs to retire.

          >for me it was seeing my older sister go live at a big state party school, get a worthless bullshit degree, sink herself into six figure school debt and never get a job in her major.
          same story for some of my friends. i cant believe that people aren't enraged that we tell kids that they should go into tons and tons of debt to "figure out" what they want to do, and by the time they do the crippling debt makes the next 10 years of their life miserable.

          >The worst part is that I am getting to an age where people are starting to expect me to settle down, when I never even had the chance to go crazy.
          i can't tell you how similar we are anon, this is literally what's been going through my head for years now. i don't have many friends, but the ones i do have are getting married and moving on with their lives. i want to get out of my shell and go out and force myself to experience what i missed out on but it feels like it's too late now. don't know what the solution is, or if there even is one.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry to hear you had those expectations foisted upon you at a young age, but I am glad things turned around for the better with your mom. That's very honorable of you.

            As far as what to do, I am not entirely sure. A good friend of mine has had to pick up and move his life across the states a number of times now for work/school. He's found some decent success breaking into new social circles by getting into various mixed gender hobbies. I think if you go out looking for these kinds of experiences as the #1 thing, you're just gonna find douchebags and broken people, but if you find a community who shares a lot of common interests, I think you can try to build up a network of likeminded people who want the same things you do. At least, that's what I am working towards.

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              thank you, anon.

              >He's found some decent success breaking into new social circles by getting into various mixed gender hobbies
              interesting, thanks. i gained a lot of weight the last few years and have a long way to go before i can participate in athletic hobbies, but i think i could get involved with a local board game group or something

              [...]
              You guys need to meet so many more people...
              There is not a unique "college" experience or "youth" experience, so many people live so many different lives and you just happen to have one of millions, you wouldnt be the same person you are now if you didnt had that one for better or worse.

              >There is not a unique "college" experience or "youth" experience, so many people live so many different lives and you just happen to have one of millions
              i understand what you mean, but i really just wish i had the chance to go back and experience the typical college life.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine 4 strangers living in close corners, none of them enjoy cleaning and all of them enjoy jerking off and there is one bathroom.

        Had one year of positive roommates, just because I lucked out and got a group of very friendly dudes who liked playing vidya, every other roommate situation was miserable. Once I got stuck with a 27 year old super senior who would pass out every night with a combination of tequila and sleeping pills, then have night terrors that would have him screaming from dawn onward, also his alarm would go off at 5am every day and blast Danny's Song (be would sleep through it).

        Best college living situation I've ever had was in grad school when I got an apartment and lived alone. Beer in the fridge, chili on the stove, friends coming over, just a dude's paradise.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y7Z9EXW.jpg

      literally same, wish i wasn't so debt-averse and dormed for at least a semester to see what it's like.

      You guys need to meet so many more people...
      There is not a unique "college" experience or "youth" experience, so many people live so many different lives and you just happen to have one of millions, you wouldnt be the same person you are now if you didnt had that one for better or worse.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/y7Z9EXW.jpg

      literally same, wish i wasn't so debt-averse and dormed for at least a semester to see what it's like.

      I'm a nerdy socially awkward tech industry worker and I lived in the dorms freshman year of college, got with a few different hot women, went to parties and brought b***hes back, etc. It was fun and I'm glad to have done it but I'm not really any different for it.

      And really all that shit is short-term fun just like porn or vidya or whatever. I don't even want to go to parties or hookup anymore now that I've gotten my taste of it. Human connections are incredibly valuable, but that stuff isn't real human connection.

      If you're the naturally shut-in type, the only value of that lifestyle is the feeling of being included in it. You haven't really missed out on anything.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >It was fun and I'm glad to have done it but I'm not really any different for it.

        Idk why people will never understand that it is easier to say something wasn't a big deal in retrospect 'having lived it' than if you had missed out on it all together. This is literally how the brain works. It flattens and trivializes the known. It creates mystery and intrigue out of the unknown. I spent two months travelling Europe in my early 20's. Was it a lot of fun and deeply memorable? Sure. Was it a "life changing experience?" No. Would I be the same person I was today if I hadn't done it? Probably yeah. But I would never try telling that to someone on their deathbed who's life regret it was that they never saw Europe.

        It isn't the 'going out partying and fricking' which makes you some whole and complete person. It is the absence of that phase of your life which makes you never get over it and seek it as you get older and should be settling down.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >In some ways I fear it has permanently stunted me as an adult
      Nah that's bs, everyone feels that about everything. Even that chad roommate is like
      >but all my buddies smashed ONE MORE thot than me!
      Or honestly even
      >I spent all this time fricking around and now I'm 30 and everyone I know is getting married and having kids

      Can't dwell on the past, anon, there's nothing for you there despite what all the self pitying bucket crabs may tell you. We'd all do things differently, that's the human condition. That's what makes time so horrible yet so precious. All we have is the time that is given to us.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One thing that I’ve realized is that party part of your life is not really something I would have been capable at that age. I grew up religious, still am, and that youthful partying part of life is something I just know I wasn’t ready for. It would have destroyed me. I think maybe I need to frick off and spend a year in Amsterdam or something. Idk.

        I just wouldn’t have been able to do it without feeling like I was sinning in some way. And I would have been right. I still don’t believe in promiscuous sex, but I’ll enjoy a couple drinks and some good music.

  34. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >eat 1200kcal worth of burritos and wienertails every day
    >feel lethargic and low energy
    >repeat
    All there is to it.

  35. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In mu college they all got fatter by the week

  36. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is a stupid, worthless question. The truth is (and this is coming from a former frat boy) virtually all girls in sororities are out of shape and unattractive, just like most frat boys are fat or beta.

    There is a SLIGHTLY higher percentage of attractive people in sororities/frats because there is a selection process that pretty much guarantees if you're attractive, you'll get in, but even then if it were ONLY attractive people, the organizations would go bankrupt and die off.

    So bottom line, general population is about 1% attractive and frats/sororities are about 5%. Welcome to reality friends.

  37. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because they're young/active and spend more time away from their apartment/house. Once you stay home all day and eating becomes a hobby then you're fricked

  38. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine

  39. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    ugly face but cute feet

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's actually a nice face with giant man feet. homosexual.

  40. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Most sorority don't drink as much as you'd think. Often when I'd go drinking with girls, they'd ask me to finish their fruity wienertails.

  41. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Idk but she has perfect feet

  42. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Incel
    >Chad
    >Incel
    >Chad
    Like damn you people are sad you put so much thought behind asking a girl out and come up with the most stupidest mindset on why they wouldn’t sleep with you. Just ask them out. All you have to look out for is smelling good, brush your teeth and cut your hair.
    That’s it that’s how you get a gf. It’s not rocket science

  43. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some sororities literally kick girls out if they gain too much weight. Or get an "unapproved tattoo" or consistently wear the wrong clothes or something. It's insane. They're like homeowner's associations but for college thots.

  44. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    High T from all the loads they take.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      moar?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot lil bawd Ernst twins from tiktok.

  45. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone have the screen cap of a post describing how some thin woman ONLY eats when with other people? Like at KFC ordered some "MEGA SANDWICH" that was only like 600 calories but it turns out that was her only food for the day and her fatass friends got like double combos and shit?

  46. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don’t eat and drink as much as you think they do because your perception of them is based on their social media profiles. Their curated images are not their lives. Sorority girls and frat guys are often extremely fit, often former competitive HS athletes who didn’t have D1 talent but are in great condition, and they are often high achievers in school and in work. This would not come as a surprise to anyone who touches grass.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      A lot of them get chubby in college tho

  47. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bulemia

  48. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I went to the college gym on a regular basis it was full of fraternity and sorority students. The frat bros were doing curls and bench and the sorority girls were hitting cardio super hard. They put a lot of work in and they did it all the time. It shouldn't really be a surprise that the answer is "lots of exercise."

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Also the after work out cardio with the frat bros.

  49. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being young and also it's easy to stay lean in college when you are walking around 5 days a week

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dude everyone in college gains like 30lbs because they’re eating like shit and drinking 3-5 nights a week.

      I don’t know what the frick this whole thread is even about.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        While it's common to gain weight in college, that doesn't mean every single person is having the same experience. For people who are still watching what they eat, living on campus where you can walk to places instead of drive is a great way to stay lean.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dude those people are the exception and not the rule. The only people I knew who didn’t gain a substantial amount of weight were all student athletes.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Dude those people are the exception and not the rule.
            Sorority girls like in the OP are exceptional. Most girls don't look like that. We're not talking about your average Becky

  50. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    All they do is frick

  51. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Amphetamines, omad, and being better than you.

  52. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't eat

  53. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well,…I have news for you.

  54. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don’t eat much and move a lot

  55. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine (or some other strong stimulant) and anorexia (or some other RED) until at least one of those is not sustainable, at which point they balloon.

  56. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't

  57. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because everyones standards are blown tf out, thicc is apparently skinny to some people. women clothes are designed to hide their fat too

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Come to a sec school. The sorority girls wear big oversized shirts with their letters on it. A great way for fatties to hide their beer gut lol.

  58. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Many of them become chubby by the end of college. And stay chubby for the rest of their life! Somehow they still get fat when taking Adderall and coke [for the prostitutes]. The Greek party lifestyle isn't that healthy

  59. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't.

  60. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stay think
    lol no
    They destroy their health and eventually become karens, though consistent bad dieting decisions.

  61. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Copious amounts of anal sex keeps them in a state of having a permanent enema.
    Ergo, it is impossible to gain weight

  62. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate to burst your fantasy, but sorority girls aren't usually that hot. In fact, the ones that are that hot have enough self respect to stop participating after their first year

  63. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black wiener worship burns calories

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